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corrupt minds

and dat could cause cadiac arrest

so dat u dont fart

Na today. Una don forget the kind of governance wey dey nairaland?

na idiom now!

Do something like? Pay them to come and post

liquid substance dey fall when she dey walk for street

Na rope string she bin wear.

Mene ne na yi hajiya? Ko baki so ne?

Ki bari wondo fa. bana son wondo

tuk2neaty:
mine happened on this day, my 1st day of wearing a g-sting, it has a rope you will tie by the side, i was wearin a skirt, feelin fucky and stepin, all of a sudden i heard someone shoutin, see u pant on the floor, it happened on the road, i ran into a shop and hid there, i had ti stya thre till nightfall. and i didnt pass that road till i left town.

Damn! Wish me was there!

Can You Figure These Out?




1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.


Which room is safest for him?






2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go
out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?






3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?






4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?






5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.







Try to do so without any coaching!





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WOULD PROVIDE THE ANSWERS LATER!!

Hi baby! ow was ur nyt?

Aisha luv. how u dey?

abi now

where u get this unrealistic story from? Post the link please!

Getoutttttttttttttt

@mavtrevor

U've just read my mind. The guy sef don save us well despite always coming in as substitute.

Goodluck to him!

U be the greatest Mofo raised to power 10 cos na ur own post come plenty pass! _{wait oo, counts the letters carefully}

and me too!

Now Ify has succeeded in killing everybody with her poisonous fart. Thank God I survived, thanks to my oxygen mask. _{Av always known that dis babe is too fake}

NT? okay! Nothing Though abi? Thot as much!

Says who? Yansh licker i guess?

U go wound oo. If i do u! Why not manage Saucekid toothpick 2mins noodles style

Na windows i dey use! Make u try format All option for ur brain and re-install a 2yr baby own. It might be of help!

@Ibk, apart from bla bla. do u ever understand anything?

It's still clicking my guy!

She even licked it clean. Nna Men! That babe can lick!

Ify teeth for don fall finish if na dat!

@Ibk, Ify is not complaining. Abi u wan taste? _{talk true}