Ayusman16's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Ayusman16's Profile › Ayusman16's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 (of 119 pages)
was it the slap that made ur eyes not a good sight or the embarrasment that caused not the good site? |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY old man like u still dey do birthday? How about me inviting u to drink gari with epa for my place later this evening? ![]() |
Hopefully, before Jesus comes. HiTrash! |
@Poster U see what too much kuli-kuli eating can cause ![]() |
I am having eyes problems now cos of spending valuable time glued to the screen of my PC. |
nice one babe! |
It's a farting sound usually caused by too much beans intake! |
where is Tufe? in jail again? |
sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap |
info:Maybe u need to visit the optician ![]() |
Yeah! It's for the youngsters ![]() |
Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back. Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back. ~~~~~~~~~ Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories. Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously. David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died. Sam: I don't remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time. ~~~~~~~~~ Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister. ~~~~~~~~~ Lalu: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Lalu: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running? |
What else do u want her to shine as she dey boobless and assless! |
DId he spend 2 mins (Soup style) on u? |
oluyemimi:Is the language as razz as ur name? Akuya! Rago iyamirin! |
bibs:Ki yi hakuri Hajiya. Haba! nan joke section ne fa, muna zage juna anan. |
Aman! ya kina zagi utzaziya? |
Ba ki da aiki yin ko ![]() |
Shegiya! |
Hw u take know? Gbeborun! |
If u fine and get awilo. I go teach u ![]() |
no wahala dear! |
Make u go try learn or speak ur own nah |
@Tuk2neaty, my headmaster drive commot for class becos i dey eye one gal for class! That ur rope-string na wao. d rope still dey? |
kai! Zan ci ubanka fa? kana sun waye? |
Yeah! RIght! but Stranger u aint completely correct! |
Segun, u harsh oo. Dat was rude and not a way to welcome a newbie. U cld av simply said C&P or Olodo or mofo, dolo, akuya, malu or other sweet words. ![]() |
no worry as per my paddy. i go teach u. |
Na as reader u employ me oo. Even at that u still no understand Mofo raised to power 2(E.G. Mofo2) |
But u no sabi read? how u come take understand?> |
wetin funny for speaking spanish? |
u no understand spanish? |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 (of 119 pages)

HiTrash!

