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Jokes EtcRe: Most Embarrasing Moments! by ayusman16(m): 4:17pm On May 12, 2008
was it the slap that made ur eyes not a good sight or the embarrasment that caused not the good site?
Jokes EtcRe: Today's My Birthday by ayusman16(m): 12:45pm On May 12, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY old man like u still dey do birthday? How about me inviting u to drink gari with epa for my place later this evening? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Hitv Wins Uefa Champions League Tv Rights: by ayusman16(m): 12:26pm On May 12, 2008
Hopefully, before Jesus comes. angry HiTrash!
Jokes EtcRe: Al-qeda Wan Bomb Nigeria by ayusman16(m): 10:15am On May 12, 2008
@Poster

U see what too much kuli-kuli eating can cause embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Has Nairaland Changed Your Life? by ayusman16(m): 2:25pm On May 11, 2008
I am having eyes problems now cos of spending valuable time glued to the screen of my PC.
Jokes EtcRe: Sure Make Sense by ayusman16(m): 8:43am On May 09, 2008
nice one babe!
Jokes EtcRe: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(op): 8:40am On May 09, 2008
It's a farting sound usually caused by too much beans intake!
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 9:03pm On May 08, 2008
where is Tufe? in jail again?
Jokes EtcRe: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(op): 8:44pm On May 08, 2008
sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Jokes EtcRe: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(op): 4:58pm On May 08, 2008
info:
So u had to edit?
Maybe u need to visit the optician huh
Jokes EtcRe: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(op): 4:03pm On May 08, 2008
Yeah! It's for the youngsters wink
Jokes Etc20 years Memories by ayusman16(op): 3:00pm On May 08, 2008
Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy
whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look
like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

~~~~~~~~~

Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.

Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I
fell down on the earth unconsciously.

David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.

Sam: I don't remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time.

~~~~~~~~~

Santa: If I die, will you remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

~~~~~~~~~

Lalu: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Lalu: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Jokes EtcRe: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ayusman16(m): 11:25am On May 08, 2008
What else do u want her to shine as she dey boobless and assless!
Jokes EtcRe: Most Embarrasing Moments! by ayusman16(m): 11:12am On May 08, 2008
DId he spend 2 mins (Soup style) on u?
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 10:26am On May 08, 2008
oluyemimi:
joke"s guud! grin grin grin bt y d razz langue ayus?
Is the language as razz as ur name? Akuya! Rago iyamirin!
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 10:24am On May 08, 2008
bibs:
@ ayus
i dnt mean to zage ka but d'u realise wot 'shegiya' means?
Ki yi hakuri Hajiya. Haba! nan joke section ne fa, muna zage juna anan.
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 3:23pm On May 07, 2008
Aman! ya kina zagi utzaziya?
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 3:21pm On May 07, 2008
Ba ki da aiki yin ko grin
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 2:54pm On May 07, 2008
Shegiya!
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 12:40pm On May 07, 2008
Hw u take know? Gbeborun!
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 11:24am On May 07, 2008
If u fine and get awilo. I go teach u wink
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 10:45am On May 07, 2008
no wahala dear!
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 10:24am On May 07, 2008
Make u go try learn or speak ur own nah
Jokes EtcRe: Most Embarrasing Moments! by ayusman16(m): 10:23am On May 06, 2008
@Tuk2neaty, my headmaster drive commot for class becos i dey eye one gal for class!

That ur rope-string na wao. d rope still dey?
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 10:14am On May 06, 2008
kai! Zan ci ubanka fa? kana sun waye?
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Figure These Out? by ayusman16(op): 10:03am On May 06, 2008
Yeah! RIght! but Stranger u aint completely correct!
Jokes EtcRe: Cool Neighbour: by ayusman16(m): 9:51am On May 06, 2008
Segun, u harsh oo. Dat was rude and not a way to welcome a newbie. U cld av simply said C&P or Olodo or mofo, dolo, akuya, malu or other sweet words. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 9:45am On May 06, 2008
no worry as per my paddy. i go teach u.
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 5:00pm On May 05, 2008
Na as reader u employ me oo. Even at that u still no understand Mofo raised to power 2(E.G. Mofo2)
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 4:54pm On May 05, 2008
But u no sabi read? how u come take understand?>
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 4:48pm On May 05, 2008
wetin funny for speaking spanish?
Jokes EtcRe: Magic Kitchen by ayusman16(op): 4:35pm On May 05, 2008
u no understand spanish?

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