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na hilux turn match box so

Hope police no wan use dog pursue Calabar boy..... if not na the bone go come back police station ooo....

hausa people matter dey tire person o

lurlah2014:
WHAT IS CUBANS PLS

CIGAR OR YORUBA LAND

I just love the UNIVERSITY of BENIN
1. u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
2. You graduate with 2.20 and you will be telling yourself. If it
was to be Faculty of art.. I would have been a 3.20 graduate by now.
3. If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
3.In uniben you don't need to go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).
4.uniben guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
5. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books. abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house?.
6. u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because U're already late for lectures.
7. Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....he turns to the
board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
8.come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming, jaking and lots more.
9. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again
by force.
10. It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.

Others are great, But UNIBEN is the Greatest....
Don't underestimate d power of a man who graduated from UNIBE.#AM1OFDEM

hopegrace201:
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thunder dey wait to fire u

She looks sad

them dey happy dey pack dustbin before

Written by Kayode Solarin
The event concerning the Nigeria 2016 budget and its discrepancies has crowded the internet space in the past few weeks. Nigerians both locally and in diaspora have been throwing in questions especially aiming at this President Buhari’s Administration on why such shocking revelations have been made concerning the Nigeria 2016 Budget.
With the way and manner this administration has preached Change, the talks on fighting corruption and leading a corrupt free administration, one can only stop to wonder why then do we have such embarrassing revelations in the Nigeria 2016 Budget which clearly depicts hidden acts of corruption and deceit. How such an "incompetent" document passed the muster of presidential scrutiny and snaked its way to the National Assembly, remains befuddling.
How can this administration be expected to be taken very seriously, when its budget for the Ministry of Defence is greater by far than the budget of the Ministry of Science and Technology given Nigeria’s current circumstance? One particular example being that the MOD’s budget for procuring sporting equipment for the Army, exceeds the budget for the same item for the entire federal ministry of Sports and Youth development, the Defence ministry depends on importation of Arms and military equipment, now we ask: where is the defence money going?
Before now, they had been speculations that the Executive had a hand in the Senate President’s trial but now with the discoveries made by the National Assembly and the verdict of the Supreme Court concerning Saraki’s trial, Stella Oduah and Andy Uba’s court cases, one can then say the National Assembly is being blackmailed by the Executive to go easy with the Nigeria 2016 Budget; thereby hindering the discovery of other discrepancies in the Budget. Is the Executive trying to scare other Legislatures by dragging their colleagues to court? How long can the fate of Nigerians continue to be toyed with?
Going down memory lane, we can recall that this administration never supported the present Speaker of House of Representative, Yakubu Dogara and the Senate President, Bukola Saraki. Could it be possible that this discoveries made in the 2016 Budget wouldn’t have been if they, the Executive had gotten their way in positioning people of their choice in those key positions? The National Assembly needs to be commended for spotting and bringing to light the gross errors of Nigeria’s 2016 Federal budget. And the Executives should kindly let the Legislature do its work, if not for anything, for the sake and love of country. - Kayode Solarin is a concerned Nigerian, he writes from Lagos.

them for first use big engineering maths book hit him head like 9 times

A 25-year-old man, Mfreke Effiong, from Ikot Akpainyang Asutan village, in Ibesikpo/Asutan Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, has allegedly killed his father, Mr. Archibong Effiong. It was learnt that Archibong and his wife had a disagreement over certain issues when Mfreke who was away in the farm arrived, picked up a log of wood and hit his father in the head. Mfreke had already confessed to the crime, the Police Public Relations Officer, Cordelia Nwawe, confirmed. Nwawe said, “This young man murdered his father by using a log of wood and hit him in his head, the young man will be charged to court after investigation.” Mfreke confessed that he came back from the farm and met his parents quarrelling and got to know that his father was the cause. He stated that his father attacked him (Mfereke) with a bottle and a log of wood on sighting him. According to him, his father’s action angered him, he picked up the wood and hit him in the head, adding that his father fell to the ground and died thereafter. He said, “My mother and father have been having issues. My father has not been feeding me; I cut palm fruit to feed myself. “On Monday at about 6pm, I returned from where I went and met my father and mother quarrelling. “I asked my mother what the problem was and she told me. My father from inside asked who it was upon hearing my voice. “And as he came out and saw me, he threw a bottle at me and hit me with a stick. I was annoyed and I took the same stick and hit him back; he slumped and the next thing I heard was that he is dead.”

The Chairman of Poultry Association of Nigeria (PAN) in Plateau, Mr John Dasar, has cautioned its members to ensure strict bio- security measures to avert another outbreak of bird flu. Dasar said in an interview in Jos on Saturday that the warning became necessary as investigations showed that the disease had resurfaced in Kano and some states in the South West. He called on the farmers to adopt stringent bio-security measures to forestall the outbreak of the disease. “Bird flu is one of the fastest spreading diseases in Nigeria. This is because poultry products are being moved from one point to another and from state to state. “The last time the disease began in Lagos around Jan. 8, 2015 and by Jan. 18 of that same year, it was already recorded in Plateau, meaning that within the span of just 10 days, it had reached our domain. “Reports have it that the disease has shown its ugly head in Kano and some states in the South West, so the need for our farmers to be reminded to take their bio-security more seriously,” he said.

Chai i remember ninja man @ june 12.......

Islamic State chief executor, Ali Saqr al-Qasem has been forced to
execute his own mother in front of a huge crowd.
According to a Syrian Human Rights group, 21-year-old Ali was
ordered to shoot his mother, 45-year-old Lena Al-Qasem dead
because she advised him to flee Syria.
The deceased had been warning her son to leave the ISIS before he reported her.“She wanted to escape with him and told him that the coalition will kill all members of the organization.” – said the Syrian group who reported the case to the media.

Come ....Bia.. Who is this alex they are talking about kwa

this girl booby wey big cme be like wetin them fit take do trailer tire when she was younger

Your answers

1. sorry he never told u about the car... had it been he did you have nagged also like you are doing publicly now.
2. why did you call when you never heard from him is love not
mutual or should it be one sided ?

3. Oh you had history of digging cold... indirectly you are a gold digger . and sorry he closed his gold mine site. why leave him at all when it was rough for him. now gold don full u don come back. silly gold digger. oya dig gold make we see na.

419 everywhere

july 22

A middle-aged man, identified as Papa Ogada, has dumped his 14- year-old son in a well, accusing him of being behind his inability to make progress in life. We gathered that Ogada, a coffin maker, who hails from Oberete village in Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State, had been complaining that his son was a wizard, who had caused him serial misfortunes since reuniting with him, after leaving his mother’s place. A source said: “The truth is that the man has been separated from the boy’s mother. Since the boy came back from his mother’s place where he lived, the man has been accusing him of being a wizard. “He once told us that he had consulted many spiritualists, who told him that his son is a wizard and is behind the problems he has had in his business.“We are not surprised that he went this far.” It was learned that Ogada contacted one of his friends, who helped him tie up the boy with his school uniform, books and other property and drove off at about 9p.m. to neighbouring Abiaka village, where they dumped him in an abandoned well. According to a resident of Abiaka village, who was part of rescue efforts, “some of us had already retired for the day when we started hearing shouts and cries coming from the location of the abandoned well, but we thought people were fighting.“As the shouts increased, we summoned courage and got to the area and discovered that it was coming from the abandoned well. We got a rope and bucket, threw them inside and the boy managed to cling to and was pulled out. “He was already weak with injuries. We thanked God the well had been out of use; he might not have survived.” At press time, the boy was said to be receiving medical attention at an undisclosed hospital, while his father’s whereabouts is unknown.

so arsenal penalty shootout don end

hahahaha when them dey dance skelewu during campaign them look back enjoy northern virus
biko

northetn yawah




where that coconut head called Amechi of river state?

if something is wrong with them, then i guess something is definitely wrong with Charly man n wife

Maybe he from the family of long John

RomanyChi:
The Godfather Pulp Fiction Malavita Goodfellas Léon: The Professional

OGA YOU MATURED DIE........love those movies

iceberylin:
See why u failed WAEC
Bad writing

But u read it abi

Dear ladies, resorting to self-help as a way to control your husband in marriage is a recipe for disaster. Don't wait to experience the pains that come with trying to be 'too wise' in marriage. Be a good wife: Brought to you by Aunty Florence 1). Never raise your voice to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect. 2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. You are each other's keeper. 3). Never use attitudes to communicate to your hubby, he may interpret them differently. 4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what is coming in the near future. 5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband. 6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. 7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility. . Never blame your husband if he comes back home without money. Rather encourage him. 9). Never be a wasting wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted. 10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex 11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in the bedroom. 12). Let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls. 13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children or visitors. 14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out. 15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband. 16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. On the streets your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks. 17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't deceive yourself by looking up to them for a final word. 18). Never base your love solely on money. Plan with him, show sincerity and enjoy with him. 19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. 20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork. 21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband. 22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath. 23). Does your husband like some special food? You are is wife, try to learn and cook such for him. 24). Never be too confrontational with your husband, enjoy every moment in peace. 25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty for a real wife. 26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage. 27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable. 28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them sincerity. 29). You are never too busy to influence your home. Never reduce care for your hubby for any reason. 30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family Source Florence E.N.

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved amnesty for the Boko Haram
terrorist group, a top presidential source who spoke to BREAKING TIMES on
condition of anonymity disclosed on Thursday.
According to the source, President Buhari has concluded plans on the
amnesty grant for Boko Haram and the official announcement is expected
shortly after discussions between government negotiators and Boko Haram
terrorists have reached a fairly advanced stage.
“I can authoritatively tell you that the issue has gone beyond a plan,
President Buhari has concluded on the issue, granted approvals and it will be
announced soon,” the source said.
Contrary to earlier reports, which suggested that the Nigerian government is
open to negotiations with Boko Haram alongside considerations of amnesty
in a deal expected to put an end to the mass killings of innocent Nigerian
citizens by the dreaded terrorist group, our source hinted that the idea of
amnesty is not one Boko Haram has accepted.
“President Buhari is actually acting proactively by offering amnesty to them
in the hope of sealing a ceasefire deal with the terrorists. From all
indications, Boko Haram has not agreed to lay down their arms for amnesty.
But this new offer by President Buhari is expected to soften the terms of
negotiation with them”, the source disclosed.
Recently, President Muhammadu Buhari declared that he is ready to
negotiate with the dreaded Boko Haram terrorists, according to his
spokesperson, Femi Adesina. Adesina disclosed this in an interview with
BBC Africa. He said if Boko Haram members are willing, the president will
negotiate with them.
However, this seems to be against the earlier stance of Buhari who during
his campaign, promised not to negotiate with the insurgents if elected as
president.
“Boko Haram is not interested in peace – if they are interested in peace, how
can they kill 13,000 Nigerians?” the former military ruler told BBC News in
February.
As news of presidential amnesty for Boko Haram filters from the Presidential
villa, it is not immediately clear why President Buhari has adopted the carrot
approach to dealing with the Boko Haram menace.
“There must be a strategy behind it that we may not know about. You know
the President is a retired military general and just returned from a trip to the
US where he had discussions with President Obama on this Boko Haram
issue. We can only watch events unfold within the next few days”, a security
source told BREAKING TIMES.
In 2013 as leader of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), Buhari
backed amnesty for Boko Haram. According to him; “Yes, it is good they
have set up a committee and I haven’t seen the terms of reference, but it is
the right thing to do. This is not the first time amnesty will be given to … eh..
what shall I call them, a violent group; remember what happened with Alhaji
Musa Yar’Adua and the militants. So, this is not the first time. Whatever that
will bring peace to the society, we should do it.”
Boko Haram killed more than 13,000 civilians between 2009 and 2015,
including around 10,000 in 2014, in attacks occurring mainly in northeast
Nigeria. Upwards of 1.5 million people have been displaced in the streaks of
their wanton bloodshed and violence.
Source: Premium Times

what will you do of you happen to be in a similar situation

August 3rd, 2015 – 6 Hotel Workers Who Beat Police Inspector Nura Hashimu To Death Arrested Stubborn Police Inspector Nura Hashimu Beaten To Death In Sokoto, 6 Hotel Workers Arrested Officials of Sokoto State Police Command, on Monday confirmed the arrest of six workers of a four-star hotel in Sokoto over the death of a Police Inspector, Mr Nura Hashimu, on Saturday. The Command’s spokesman, Mr El-Mustapha Sani told the News Agency of Nigeria ( NAN) that the inspector died after he was allegedly beaten to a state of coma by security guards of the hotel. “The deceased had reportedly lodged in the hotel for about five days preceding the incident. “The late officer was asked to leave the hotel after repeated complaints by some of his neighbours in the hotel that his room was always rowdy. “He had earlier parked his belongings and put them in a commercial tricycle and left the hotel, but he later returned angrily ,” Sani stated. He said that on his return, the deceased reportedly had a misunderstanding with the Managing Director of the hotel, prompting the intervention of the security guards, who allegedly beat him up. According to the police spokesman, the late inspector was rushed to the Specialist Hospital, Sokoto where he was confirmed dead. Sani said that the corpse had been taken to Usmanu Danfodiyo University Teaching hospital, Sokoto for autopsy to determine the real cause of the death. The police spokesman stated that the six suspects had been detained for further investigation.

madridguy:
I fully understand your message but its a pity that you're coward. Please get a new moniker cos my late good friend " Gen Azazi " is a bold man.

EWU CAN BEER