₦airaland Forum

jezzz!!!! total waste of time.....cant even access anything.. am even armed with two ipad and a lapi....but the poo refused o

this shit aint opening

ashawo

onye ara

we are gonna trash them today like jona go do buhari

[i] [/i] I juss dey raugh mancity for carabar ranguage first

na agbada she come dey use swim now abi.... it is well

those ur virgins no follow una today

December 17, 2014
Bassey Udo

The Federation Accounts Allocation Committee, FAAC, meeting for November
ended in confusion in Abuja as representatives of Nigeria’s 36 states and the
Federal Capital Territory accused the federal government of not accounting for
about $1billion (N168bn) of excess crude oil money.

The Chairman of State Commissioners of Finance, Timothy Odaah, told
reporters after the meeting which ended Tuesday night, that no state knew
how the $1 billion difference reported in the Excess Crude Account balance,
between October and November, came about.

Prior to the October FAAC meeting, the Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala, had told reporters that the balance of the Excess Crude Account stood
at $4.11billion.
At the event, the minster also revealed that the country’s external reserves
rose from $36.6b in June to $39.48b as at October 16. The balance in the
Sovereign Wealth Fund (SWF) stood at $1.55 billion.
But, at the end of the FAAC meeting on Tuesday, the Minister of state for
Finance, Bashir Yuguda, told reporters that the current savings in the ECA had
a balance of about $3.1 billion, raising questions about the $1billion
difference.
The FAAC meeting is a monthly gathering of state finance commissioners and
the federal finance ministry and the Accountant General of the federation,
where federal oil receipts are shared between the federal and state authorities.
With falling oil price, the 36 states have turned more attention on the Excess
Crude Account, which has depleted from more than $40 billion in 2007 to
about $4 billion in 2014.
Though Mr. Odaah said the discrepancy has been noted for discussion at the
next FAAC meeting, his disclosure called to question how transparent the
management of the excess crude revenues is.
Mr. Odaah had said on October that owing to the dwindling revenue allocation
to the states from the federation accounts as a result of falling oil prices, the
states had sent a request to President Goodluck Jonathan that $2 billion be
shared.
But in the latest meeting, he said no one can tell how the balance suddenly
dropped from $4.1b to $3.1b.

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ichidodo:
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bros na chelsea na no be chelsae

chelsea 13-0 swansea who no like am should commit suicide

Acclaimed man of God, Apostle Johnson Suleiman has released what he
believed would happen in this New Year. One of his prophecies was that
2015 election would be a replica of June 12. He said Jonathan should be
prayerful as there are plans to kill him. Suleiman who head the Auchi-
based Omega Fire Ministries also said the queen of England and Shehu
Shagari may die.
1.There shall be harvest of testimonies for women looking for fruit of the
womb.
2. President Obama needs serious prayers for his health.
3. I see a woman becoming the president of America, but her health needs
attention.
4. Britain needs prayers because of her Queen.
5. I entered the house of former president Shehu Shagari in the spirit and
I saw RIP; he needs prayers.
6. There shall be agricultural boom this year.
7. I saw Catholic Reverend Fathers getting married. I saw a group rising,
called “Old Catholic Church”, they were on fire for God and caused a
revolution.
8. Boko Haram is sponsored by two people; one is a traditional ruler and
the other is a retired General.
9. Nollywood should stop Unclothedness and immoral content been shown
because God is not happy.
10. Bola Tinubu, Bode George and king of Onitsha need prayers.
11. A great Pentecostal man of God been called to glory. I wept.
12. I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back but troubles.
13. I saw people crying in the Oba of Benin’s house.
14. Libyan election to be cancelled.
15. El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing Jesus, he will not win
Kaduna election.
16. Brigade Commander Aso rock should be changed.
17. Buhari’s health needs attention.
18. Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto State.
19. Dangote will not have it smooth this year; he will drop from Africa’s
richest.
20. Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers.
21. Egypt will have elections.
22. 2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in violence and end
up in court case.
23. Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the governor of Lagos
state.
24. A popular Abuja pastor needs serious prayers. I saw mourning.
25. I saw the Naira falling greatly. It became N200 (two hundred naira) to
1$ (a dollar).
26. I saw Cameroonian soldiers killing Boko Haram soldiers.
27. Prophets who deceive people, collects their properties, charge money,
will face great judgment this year.
28. Rochas Okorocha; I saw him moving to PDP.
29. Contrary to most prophecies, Nigeria will not break up.
30. Nigerian Government will start fighting the Gospel and men of God.
31. Military leaders will be changed.
32. There will be plan to kill Goodluck Jonathan but it will be exposed.
33. I saw governor Amosun return.
34. APC Rivers State needs to do grass root campaign because I saw the
election been rigged for PDP. Prayers are needed because of so much
bloodshed.
35. Three popular musicians will die; one of them is a young boy.
36. Former President Obasanjo should go and make peace with God,
Nigeria is not his problem.
37. The retired Army General one of the sponsors of Bokoharam, God
warned him recently with his health. The next, God will take his life.
38. I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed to govern.
39. I saw attention in Delta state moved to Agbor.
40. President Gooluck Jonathan should arrest corrupt leaders. His
calmness is what is empowering them to steal.
41. I saw people who resigned as ministers to contest election return back
as Federal ministers.
42. I see so much food in Nigeria in 2015.
43. I saw major death in China (I saw group of kids killed)
44. A great man of God whose first name begins with 3rd letter and
Surname with 15th letter needs serious prayers. I saw serious crisis and
crying. Please let’s pray for him.
45. Let’s pray against military intervention and interim government.
46. President election inconclusive, yet Jonathan declared winner. APC
Pray!
47. I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for president.
48. Ghana economy to have terrible and serious crisis.
49. With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better Goodluck goes now to
his village quietly.
50. 2015 election is another June 12. The man who truly won will not
govern or rule.
51. Arik Airline to pray against disaster.
52. I saw people crying in Alex Ekwueme’s house. Why are they crying?
53. I saw upsurge around bar beach taking people’s lives, water
overrunning and bringing down buildings.
54. Pray against three major Air disasters between February and October.
55. I saw a king in Zulu (South Africa) taking a bow.
56. Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu needs serious prayer against mourning and
death.
57. I saw Niger Delta militants become so powerful and influential in
government.
58. God is not happy with Nigerian government for handling power
problem.
59. Lawyers will make so much money in 2015.
60. Chief E.K, Clark should pray, not a good year for him.
61. Great men of god to rise in Namibia, Ghana, Nigeria and Europe

As that one dey check now bomb go off that one no he death for am so?

happy 2015 people

no so so bush this people dey live self....... i say make i ask o...cos na bush them run come out go enter bus for another bush kwa...hmmmmm

Wisegeek01:
"Is Orijin sweeter than Necessary"

Abeg Op which drink be "Necessary" becos I schooled in Tokyo

help me ask am o....

ok na all these old cargos wey dey picture no gree mary abi....alright.....them think say them dey do my bah!!!!!. war a piry...husband don scarce them dey yarn rubbish

why him no go declear? na him set the bomb?

Apta call polis

the rock pusher should arrested

which town the election hold cos am from delta state.......there was no electio
n shekina

Written by Etcetera
Bless me father for I have sinned. My last confession was two days ago.
Father, I am an entertainer and I have been lying to my fans for many years.
Really? Tell me about these lies my son. Father, where do I start from? The
lies are so many that I don’t know where to start. Go ahead son, you start
from anywhere, the Lord is listening.
Father, I lied that I was signed by a foreign record label. I also lied that I am a
brand ambassador of one of the telecommunication firms. Whereas I was only
paid to make the jingle and later feature on the TV commercial. I also lied to
the public that my album sold six million copies. My son, why all these lies?
Father, I am not the only liar in the industry. We are all liars. Lying is part of
the job’s description. Are you serious? Yes father, I am being very frank with
you. My lies are even mild compared to some of my colleagues...
Imagine one female artist lying that she was a backup singer for Mary J Blige.
How can she be a backup singer for such an international star and nobody
saw any pictures or videos. Normally as an entertainer such materials could
have been used to promote her brand. She also lied that she wrote a song for
Fantasia that won a grammy. As I am confessing to you, nobody knows the
title of the song. There’s no credit to her on Fantasia’s catalog. A Nigerian
singer said all these? Yes father.
Her own lies are even small sef. Another female singer lied that Beyonce’s
father was her manager while she was in the US. No you must be joking!
Haba Father, can I be lying to you during confession? My son, as a reverend
father in this parish, I have seen so many strange things. When a man is
possessed by the devil there’s nothing beyond him. And from what you have
been saying, there is absolutely nothing beyond you entertainers. But go on,
tell God more of these lies of yours.
I have lied about buying houses in Lekki and other parts of Lagos. But I thank
God that till today no one has thought of looking up these properties at the
ministry of lands otherwise I would have been caught pants down. Are you
listening father? Yes go on son, the Lord is also listening. Ok, I have been
bribing radio presenters for a long time to play my songs.
There is this veteran presenter on the island that collects a million naira and
two bottles of Jack Daniels and Black label and one box of cuban cigar from
me. He also collects hampers and makes you promise to buy him a cake on
his birthday. You mean he collects all these just to play a song? Yes father
that’s what he charges. Jesus Christ of Nazareth, what about those musicians
who can’t afford to give him these things? Haa! If you can’t afford it, then
your songs won’t be played no matter how good they are. But why haven’t
you musicians come together and fight people like him? And also, why do you
keep bribing them? Is it not the same bribery and corruption you people are
always accusing the Nigerian police of? Yes father I totally agree, we are no
different from the police.
But how can we unite and fight this corruption when Nigerian artists are lily-
livered. They all pay these guys and go back grumbling in their bedrooms.
And whoever decides to speak up on their behalf will be insulted by the same
people he’s fighting for. They will accuse you of trying to make things
difficult for them. This is really terrible. Yes father it is really terrible.
Ok what other confessions do you have for the Lord? But Father, do you think
the Lord can forgive me of all these sins? Don’t you worry yourself about
that, we will pray to Saint Anthony of Padua to intercede for you. Thank you
father.
Now let me go on. Most times when I see that a song of a particular artist is
gaining more popularity than mine, I call on my guys at the radio stations to
stop playing it. And do you also pay for this? Of course they won’t lift a
finger without money changing hands. But don’t they see that what you
requested of them is wickedness. No father it is not wickedness, we actually
call it survival. Ok father, what would you say if I told you that most of our
awards are lobbied for? And most of the scandalous news you read on blogs
are leaked by entertainers to pull down their rivals? I’d say very interesting.
Now let me ask you a question father. Do you believe in juju? Boy I am a man
of God and you don’t expect me to believe in such. So you mean if I told you
that some of us entertainers use juju to excel, would you believe me? Well, I
have heard of such allegations, especially with the fuji musicians but these
things can’t be substantiated. Why do you think they can’t be substantiated?
What would you make of a musician taking a bottle containing local dry gin,
20 naira notes, cowries, corn seeds and alligator pepper into the vocal booth
and sipping from it and chanting inaudible things under his breath while
singing? I don’t have any answer to that. Just go on with your confession.
There are still others waiting to confess their sins. And please can you
summarise this confession?
Tell me, why do you entertainers indulge in lies and all you have said here
today? We entertainers tell so much lies and live fake lives because that’s
what Nigerians want. They love lies and they will even call you mumu for
speaking the truth. And the journalists are also guilty. Asides from being too
lazy, I think they are also scared of some of these entertainers. They rather
not investigate anything at all. Even when you tell them a blatant lie, they
won’t bother asking questions.
Now we have an industry that is built on lies. And from the look of things, it
will stay so for a long time. That is all I have to confess father. Your sins
have been forgiven my son. Say the fifteen decades of the rosary and abstain
from telling lies from now on. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord. Inomine
patri et fili et spiritus sancti . Amen.
This guy called Etcetera is really looking for trouble o. lol!

chai....... wetin that clock pendulum do me ehhh

no gree jor

NAH

i fit sell u buy cashew nut

op ur matter pass this write up o

abegi quit wetin u dey play before

play my xbox till naija better

ABEG NA SHEKAU BE THAT