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cut my dick??
ontop say i Bleep another girl??

she must be joking,aw also find a divided apple and then put hot pepper in the middle of it
thats what she will also meet if she come back home

tosyne2much:
I can't spend more than 1k on a date

welldone sir,atleast u berra pass this guy down here

tosyne2much:
Me wey dey find money for my next house rent

then how much can you really spend?

Sleekyshuga:
Calm down bro

lmfao...issokay,we shall cee

Sleekyshuga:
Calm down bro

lmfao...issokay,ww shall cee

Sleekyshuga:
I trust him not to disappoint ..

i pity u eeh,u go wait taya.the offer he no give u all this years una dey date,so now is the best time abi??

Sleekyshuga:
I trust him not to disappoint ..

i pity u eeh,u go wait taya.the offer he no give u all this years una dey date,so now is the best time abi??

Sleekyshuga:
Thread of the night..

Na small kain last supper!!

Jaybee3, I am waiting for this offer biko ..

he dey on his way

we must investigate this matter.....this one of dah pple dah chop from dasuki's money-efcc

sorry,i cannot read it finsh!
buh dizz woman wickhead oo,dem supose to dash am 100yrs imprisonment with hard labour｡^‿^｡

i have almost similar experience with yours OP,her dad dey monitor d geh like no man's bussiness(a biq geh for dah matter),and its not asif her dad be saint.maybe aw just say its d fear of the unknown they worry him,attimes when i call my gf,its either she cut the call or ignore it,i usually get angry and dissapointed when this happen,anytime i have the opportunity to be in contact with her,she explain its her dad who keeps monitorinq her
i almsot quit the relatipnship widd her cuzz its annoyinq,i cannor visit her,she hardly come online
buh when her dad went on a trip,kai..i dae enjoy my gal to the fullest,she calls me often,we get naughty,do all sorts tins sha,that was when i know she really loves me
buh whotam sayinq in koko ez dah IT MAY NOT REALLY BE THE gals fault,just have some patience,all woud turn out well OP
HOPE this help?

hummmm....100%lies

preetyslim:
The comments here got me lol

and me too

ladenz:
Mr Chimarito Poncho. Sorry if people don't actually see the resemblance. The problem is that one of your ears is not showing in the picture. Davido is actually pointing at that ear. Please take the picture again so that your two ears will show.
I hope I've been able to confuse you and not convince you that Chimarito is better looking than OBO.

you need deliverance oo

they say ah resemble wizkid,abeg help me confirm oo!

she no even fine sef,see her dry lips

like seriously,this joke is too expensive

this is An insult to God,no one has control over his/her body,u only meet ursef dah way

who even knows maybe dah Gal who wrote dizz is a dwarf?..then i too shud say.."ur so short,if u pull ur socks up,u'd be blind!"
No,its NoT righT[color=#000099][/color]

whatof iffa throway am inside hot soup,will ot be smart to save itself from beinq damaged .....and the gbese will be on me

sumone shud wake me up if OP post the cold version of dizz lesson

the girl i'm in a relationship with start right from social media,2go precisely..when we first met,she wasnt as beautiful as i expected her to be tho,buh as time goes on,i begin to like her .and NOW shezz become more BEAUTIFUL

Eljay24:
7 texting Rules about ladies

Business apart
1. A lady will only reply your chats if she's interested in you or the way you chat"

2.If she refuses to give you her number, you probably U need help*

3. A lady would only give you her number just to be polite and give you a chance "not to be a dic*


4. Interestingly you become a dic* thru your chats with her, (your first chat with her determines her replies in future)

5. Your every text is thoroughly screened for awkwardness, before she replies I.e if she repies
And how long she takes to do so (if it takes too long dts critical)

6. Your text could be read but still not replied"

7. Seriously ladies don't really have up to 50 contacts to reply,
If they do they don't have to literally say it,

8. Even if they do they have up to 100 "becos they are as busy as Dangote" I bet you they can still make out time for you becos you'r "interesting" but then ur not sorry*

na true yu yarn

most of dozz Girls are gold digger,buh guys wouldnt understand that,even an unknown Gal u met on social media dah keeps giving attention by replying yur PMs wella,just keep it at the back of yah mind shez trynna play you cuzz most of dem haf been engaged,thats why i hate chatting with most girls on fb
Talking from experience tho

l ;Dsee tongue oo

zicoraads:
For your mind

so that u will destroy all d cute selfies abi with ur wack one

missdebs:
mine

..u look like my aunty deola

kateskitty:
My turn...

....black got swaggs

looking for dizz cap since last yr,saw it today