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pishure of them while in the act or idontbelivit

probably,what u did is a weird and unwelcome idea...
Ur friend will be dissapointed in you if he found out buh i tink he already knows u hid a cctv camera in the room and instruct the girl to cover it with her bra or panty....
so Ya the real Witch here

destinysaid:
the eyes are only one of our senses bro, u listen in class through ur ears, if one can remember all that he has heard, would it not be possible to give accurate answers? e.g "a blind candidate is asked where NG is located, 4 options is read put loud; USA,Europe,WEST AFRICA, Asia and he SAYS west Africa. is he not correct?

there are ways around disabilities bro, don't be myopic.

i dunno thats how their own jamb is conducted...tankiu

pls make jamb no do anyhow oo...
pls dont ever make mistake of recalling me to do my exam ooo..i'm contented widd ma score...all we ask for is remarking not asking us to re-sit...
besides,how will a blind person score 286,i guess he borrowed dibu's eyes abi..
pheew

Cutehector:
if she's got hairs around there. Irritates me

will she open it for u to see just in 50secs u meet her?

i dont just know the reason...
boobs of a Gurl leads,while others follow

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LuveU2:
Just like that?

yes,just baseless!!
I implore you to open a more sensible thread

OP,ur post is BASEless!!!!!!!?

OP,assuminq u're a broke girl,will you go for a broke Guy like you?
never! except u want to use sufferness decorate yo life

Sunnah & Acts of Jummah day:
1 - Bathing (Ghusl) on the day of Jummah[compulsary] (Bukhari 1951) .
2 - To wear nice clothes (Abu Dawood) .
3 - Use perfume, and use the Miswaak(Ibn Majah) .
4 - Going early to Jumuah Prayer (Bukhari 929 & Muslim 1964 ) .5 - Walking to Masjid for Jumuah Paryer (Al-Tirmidi, 496) .
6 - If the Saffs (rows) are already filled, one should not jump over the shoulders of the musallies in order to get to the front. (Abu Dawood) .
7 - Try to sit as close as possible to the Imam. (Majah, Tirmidhi) .
8 - Listening attentively to Khutba (Sermon) [wazib] (Bukhari 934) .
9 - Making a lot of du’aa’. [al-Bukhaari, 893] .
10 - Reading Soorat al-Kahf (Before sun sets on Friday). [Saheeh al-Targheeb, 836] .
11 - Visiting the Sick & Attending Muslims Funeral [Trimidhi] .
12 - Seek the Hour: Rasulallah (Pbuh) said: “There is such an hour on Friday that if any Muslim makes dua (Supplication) in it, his dua will definitely be accepted(In Between Asar & Magrib).” (Bukhari, Muslim).
13 - Sins Forgiven: The five daily prayers, and from one Jumuah to the next, are an expiation for whatever sins come in between, so long as one does not commit any major sin. (Muslim, 233) .14 - the Light (Noor): “Whoever recites Surat al-Kahf on Friday, light shall shine forth for him between the two Fridays.” (Ibn Hajar, Talkhis al- Habir) .
15 - Increase your Durood (example: Durood Ibrahim) “Recite Durood upon me in abundance on the day of Jummah since they are presented to me.” (Ibn Majah).Subah'an Allah, Allahu Akbar, In shaa Allah.May Allah ta'la help us to follow all the sunnah of RasulSallAllahu A'lyhi wa Sallam till death. Ameen
jummah mubarak!!!

end time kidnappers!!
why dem cover her face lah,make we see her yeye face

you said ur damn sure he was teasing u,whadaya want us to say again? ..
#irrelevant

lmao,thats what i did in the thread "dump refuse here and bury ur child"

gbam

my name is abdul azeez,so i looked for a way to change "azeez" to a crazy one,so i removed the "z" and add "co".hence the name azeeco.
buh nairaland no gree use am because someone already beared it,so i need to add "boy"=AZEECOBOY

PLS nairalanders,i keep wondering all day and night the meaning of lalasticlala,
who will help me awt?

this our country eeh,
imagine the kin frustration the man don see before he con decide to write this on the sign post.....

okk naw

I saw this when passing by a street and couldn't help it but to laugh out loud
Some people just act weirdly

may Allah grant u quick recovery!!!!
insha allah!!

Trachea:
It is very unfortunate that people with little minds will blame the government for everything. Is Buhari the petrol attendant? Take up your case with the relevant authorities and follow up. But of course you won't. You would rather prefer to blame the easiest target- government.

buh he doesnt blame anyone here!
he only shared his experience

manee2:
I spent almost the whole time answering ENG.. nd finally got to PHY only to ans 25 questns and the system shutted down completely.. wen the result came out my ENG was de lowest score but PHY was over 25 nd more than ENG_ does it mean i got everytn in PHY including de ones i didn't solve and ans?_ mehn!!_ dt's not my result niggas.

bro,i tell ya
its either jamb get scrapped off or it re-strategize
when i wrote my exam,i was expecting over 70+ in the chem,while my bio shudnt be more than average,guess what?
jamb turned it upside down
chem-50
bio-84..hahaha

Tholuwaniey:
At this stage, I'm tempted to To correct your myopic reasoning!.. for Heaven's sake your bro passed and was "lucky"he wasn't affected by the Storm, doesn't mean all those affected are cheats!.. Sister Try thinking deep enough before posting comments! for the Sake of the world
I expected a reasonable Hypothesis . #Adults_thinking_like_kids!

i'm also wondering the poo she just keep typing bro.
she thinks all student getting low marks was their fault just because her brova had passed.

Tholuwaniey:
Mr man, it's not all Internet Active students that aren't hardworking, I could bet your sis isn't half as good as some guys I know who got below 200 due to JAMB's incompetence!. So next time come up with a more Sensible Hypothesis! this one is totally Bizarre!.
one more thing, Your sis is "lucky". if the irregularities has affected her, You'll be the one screaming, shouting and crying here like a lost child!.

chop knuckle!

Oghumu1:
If that's what happened then jamb have gone nuts, but how did u get to know?? I've not heard of it

jamb said that before the commencement of the egzam!
jamb need to get rectified!!!

Adaure4ever:
RUBBISH!
The raw truth is that many students now are not reading.
Internet take over, many of them put their hope in all these Jamb Expo internet stuff!
- my junior bro prepared for this jamb like a mad man, he locked up his phone, Bs2 games, Gadgets in a box untoched for over two months.
He reads all throught the nights and then sleep in the morning.
He got this recent Jamb 287.
So happy for him, cooked a hot Nsala soup with for him the day he showed me his result. Lol

aunty,i no fit agree with u on this o.
ask those who wrote on feb 27,29 and march1.
maybe ur bro is lucky to be part of the candidate that weren't affected

Oghumu1:
This not a paper and pencil exam that you will complain of been cheated. Its a computer based exam, and all the answers had been programmed inside unless they programmed the wrong answers for the options, so whatever jamb gives you is from the computer not from them. Concerning the +40 marks, I guess it was due to complains about no standby electricity or poor network coverage but they just decided to compensate them. GIGO (garbage In garbage out)

bro that aint totally true.
jamb initially decided to use one anti guess software,abi wetin dem dey call am,whereby if u click on an answer and decided to change it maybe due to mistake,the software would count that as guessing,thereby it marks u negatively asin Deducting marks.
so its like jamb later realize it went all wrong so they decide to use that 40marks as compensation.

OP is damn right!!!!!
all of the gurus i knew who wrote on feb 27,29 and march 1were seriously affected.None of them scored upto 200,now jamb dey use one yeye 40marks compensate them.
it's this years jamb i see dullard getting 240+ and real gurus hardly scoring upto 210

see how the boy don take dey popular