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ifihearam: So the Almighty God will reduce Himself telling a prophet about football matches. Please my God is busy doing better things with His time abeg

hahhhhhahaha

skales: Used and dumped mumu dark skinned ibo girl

As if na she be the first to marry abroad

*Hisses on her in every dialect of nigeria*

Guy u dey vex o!!! the hisses no to much.

mukina2: the start of new things .. welcome Poldi

Say that again and louder!!!!

yunafa: are they all ibos?

my thought as well

AVB started on a clean sheet just like RDM, buh as time goes he became a flop.we will know his worth after the first half of next season that is if he is not bouted out just like others.initial gra gra is their problem.

UP BLUES!

10) Mark Fish(S.A)

9) Kalusha Bwalya(Zambia)

Rigobert Song(Cameroun)

7)Rashidi Yekini(Nigeria)

6) Micheal Essien(Ghana)

5) J.J Okocha(Nigeria)

4)George Weah(Liberia)

3) Didier Drogba(Ivory Coast)

2) Samuel Eto'o Fil(Cameroun)

1) Abedi Pele(Ghana)

Gone are the days when we have the likes of joetex frimpong,muri ogunbiyi,obinna nwaneri,nsofor e.t.c OH ENYIMBA...

shuddyy: Which of these teams will be better for chelsea to meet at the final?

The best team from today match buh i prefer RM....

chelseabmw: Up chelsea

Guy e don do nah! think of who una go play and werrin go happen for final

mukina2: hahaha petr cech don fall down ball nor get to him yet

Interesting....

doctokwus: On dis issue,GEJ is spot on,say d truth& shame d devil.Evrytin in nig is dfinitely below Standard,it dosnt evn nid to b internationl,d police,army,navy,airforce,customs,universities,hospitals& d 2 most important national institutions:d entire national assembly& d presidency.So y is tam gettin agitated?

Even Nigerians are below international standard.

Judgemen day is near....Best wishes to chelsea







ARSENAL BAMBAM!!!

A man went to amsterdam on a business trip and sent a message to his wife...."Having the most amazing and wonderful time, wish you were her!..!

39 days left, we are waiting

Congrat persie,this is Vantastic......

with or without drogba,our victory is certain

ARSENAL BAMBAM!!!

what do xpect from a lousy player from a lousy club. The pill he tested at stamford bridge is so bitter.

Am nt surprise because they will be bouted out at the first round.

Gej and vows,he better choose a word that can go with action or better stil remain silence *SMH*

An Nawwaa bin saman narrated that; i asked Allah's messenger (SAW)about righteousness and sin and he replied "Righteousness is good character(obedience to Allah,charity,treating people with affection,being patient when one is wronged,good companionship,keeping ties of relation)And sin is that which revolves(being doubtful) in your heart and dislike that people come to know of it.(MUSLIM)

An old Italian mafia was dying,he called his grandson to his bedside and said grandson i wanna you lisin to me.i wanna for you to take my silver 38 special revolver so you will remember me? but grandpa i really don't like guns,how about you leaving for me your Rolex watch instead"""?? you lisin to me son,some day you gonna come home and maybe find your wife with another man. what you gonna do then? point to your watch and say TIME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

6Baba

Barka da jumma'a jamma. Remember to give alms. salaam

kudos to dem. thot d game will kickoff tomoro

thot d game will be play tomoro,wit the comment so far gives me hope.

Day dreaming is a very bad habit!!!! no be 2mao dem go play am,which kain prediction or score be dis?

sometime in june last year, i was coming from jos, i got to abuja very late. i was at the park waiting for taxi, while at park i was pressed and i decided to ease myself not noticing the police van parked by d road side. after setting myself free i was trying to pick up my bag i notice a board reading DNT URINATE HERE wit two police waiting to bundle me up to their van. there was no sign out when i was urinating it was a trap to money from passerby who fall for their antics. i was taken to police station, was interogated and they ask me to write down statement, i refused cos i dnt no wat my offence was.i was xplaining to a woman den one ugly and hungry looking policeman came from no where and landed a hot slap on my face saying U GO DEY PISS FOR HIGH WAY U DE BLO GRAMMA AND U NO WAN WRITE STATEMENT then i started crying it was a very serious senario walahi it was embarassing.i slept in d cell and was bail d next day..

Jesus followed the religion of his people(Israelite) which is??...........

1. Ablution is found in Exodus 40:30-32
2. Call to prayer in Nehemiah 9:4-6
3. Men dresses in turban on their head Zachariah 3:3-6
4. Women dresses with Hijab on their heads 1st corint. 11:5-10
5. Men to lead all prayer and women to keep in silent 1st corint14:34 and Timothy 2:8-14 for more
6. They worship by prostration Nehemiah 8:5-6

The religion of past prophets including Jesus(A.S) is Islam,therefore the Bible approves Islam as a divine religion. Ma-salaam

jumma'a mubarak. may Allah gladden our heart, attend to our needs take us away 4rm our fear perfect our faith in him and make us stand firm in islam. Allahu Akbar....