Gejpresident:
I'm gonna deal with u

Just watch out

Useless Islamic hoe

ur profile has spoken 4 u so i need not trade words wit u. Since u confirmed Gej n fayose as ur role model, clueless + tout = Gejpresident! Peleee ooo

Gejpresident:
ashawo

mamanka! Tsika yaro

Gejpresident:
I hate islam

Saraki I don't blame u, I blame ur religion

u get sense soo? Wot is d topic wetin u dey wryt olodo oshii!

Neva underestimate d power of true love!

deejayALFY:
SAI BABA PMB..." The fear of PMB is the beginin of dedication to duty...


"You will always find him at his desk
between 8.00am and 9.00am. "... If he expects you at 11am and you come by 11.05, you are
on your own”. ..FOR ONCE I BLIEVE PMB WIL DELIVER EVEN MORE THAN HE HAS PROMISED AND ALSO SET A GOOD STANDARD FOR SUCCESSIVE ADMINSTRATION TO CONTIUE ON A PERFECT STRUCTUREs...

click like for BABA PMB...


share for the new change

oga u need not beg 4 lyk dey all noe itz true. Buh as u dey beg 4 lyk i go click 1 like 4 u. Lolzzz

Ioannes:
God bless our President, Muhammad Buhari!
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!
God strike all the haters and enemies of progress who are wailing from the defeat of the last elections!

Ameeeeeen !!!!

SirJeffry:
At the end of the long epistle, I still saw some names of "influencers".

No man is an island so Buhari's ears surely will need to trust some mouths. I like the part about members of Aso villa staff though, if it is TRUE(too many Liar Mohammeds) and sustained.

u c ursef? Confusionist pray God change u 4 beta

Yungwizzzy:
More reason why he will never get the job

he's yet to be appointed and hungry village imbeciles have clamped on him like flies wey see sh it, how will he do a good job when he'll award contracts to his kinsmen and the corruption will continue


At this point I'm beginning to see reasons buhari is taking these bold steps

always remember
*I belong to everybody I belong to no body*


Good bless Nigeria

hahaha u got m laffin 2 " lyk flies wey see sh!t"

Enesi13:
wrong move, wen someone syphone money b4 him, he wil not detect. This is notin but propaganda by fayose and a disrespect for the valued education most strugled to attain. oda post wld do bt not sensitive post like this

ur head dey dre jare u get sense.

Hiska yarooo

hardbody:


This is sad on the one hand and hilarious on the other. The names alone are indicative of gross illegality. Why will people not study hard and gain admission to regular federal or state universities. Whatever happened to the good old UNILAG UNICAL UNIBEN etc....

I was looking out for Richmond and I saw it. It is in my town....I have started reeling with laughter again. Tomorrow some people will say they graduated since the first coming of christ but havent gotten a job yet.

i dont noe y am joinin u in lafta mayb because u actual testify 2 d existence of such mushroom uniz cos initially i felt it was cookedup. Seriously itz not a lafin mata.buh hilarious.hahaha

Na wa oo al in d name of gettin certificate say me sef go skul na im make pple dey go dis kind skul i pity d students sha. Na only naija dey ni must we always be victims of fake things? Infact if not 4 PMB i 4 don pack my bag n baggages ...... I tire!

Atlantian:
Thieves everywhere. No single person in APC that is not a thief. From Tinubu to Saraki, to Buhari whose wife adorns 10 million wrist watch and donate 130 million naira, the source they claim is from massage bar. Useless politicians. I am still questioning why I was born in this crazy country.

lolz u av 2 blame mum n dad 4 dat sowii

cyprus000:

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Lol..e pain you bcs say na your fellow woman


I understand..but you can't take away the fact that "karma is still a bittch".[/size]

#smiles#

Akuneshiobike:
I had similar experience with my Ex. Her name is Vivian, whom i loved so much. Things were rosy for me when i met him. A time came when I had some challenging issues in my work place, hence prompting my resignation. Not even up to month of the incident, when Vivian started acting funny, next thing she told me is never to disturb her life again. Oh, it was like my whole world had crashed. After some months, came back to life and moved on.
Six months later, i got a call for interview in one of the prestigious banks, and fortunately for me, i made it, a good position and a mouth watery salary. She got the info about me from my Cousin, lo and behold Vivian traced me to my office and was pleading and crying for forgiveness.
I pretended to have accepted her back. I used that opportunity to nack her abuna like crazy. After some weeks when i think i'm satisfied with her abuna. I gave her the shock of her life never to visit nor call my line EVER AGAIN in her whole life.
It was my Cousin who told me that Vivian has been crying since the day i told her off. Definitely i don't bloody care because she did same to me without minding my emotional feelings and i returned same to her. That serves them (women) right.

tot of sumtin else wen i saw "him" buh guess u were ova excited sharin ur experience evn dou u r stil a wicked sumborii! Dat ur punishmnt too badt! Lolz

Gbayistic! U talk am well

barackosama:
To be sincere, i hardly see a thread on NL with title "Someone convert to XTAIN" guest there is something Good about this religion (Islam) that only the blessed ones can see.

Enemies wil neva c gud in wot u ve done mr groom. Welcome to d way of LIGHT! May Allah bless u n ur wife nd make u beta muslims not by name only buh by ur actions nd way of lyf. Mashaa Allah!

mathelo:
Too lenthy

as if u no enjoy d story. Lazybones.lol

CR77:
government of the north, for the north, by the north.

This dullard called president buhari is tribalized.

i hate 2 quote a female negatively buh dis one u av written d yoruba pple will say" o ku di e ka to" home wrk 4 u search 4 d meanin @ least 2 kip u busy frm writin wot is not true.

Obiagelli:
Meanwhile idiots were expecting the president to rush into appointing idiots like them. softly softly catchee monkey

God bless u jare! no mind dem al dey no hw 2 do is chantin daris goduuuo.

Imagine d yeye man sayin he wouldnt mind woteva amount d hospital bill is, is dis man WELL at all? Nd d gal too y she go follow person wey she no sabi abi shout wen d man dey "toushinbodi" or b it dat d man jazz her ne? Daris God sha!

cococandy:
Is that what they call it these days?
Work of the witches.

How old are these his witch sons anyway? 10,11?

So many mentally disabled folks roaming free.

u r ryt d man must be runin a temperature of d brain. He needs mental delivrance.

aiyeigba:
what is actually inside it?

ask google lolzzzz

Editor1:
Mtcheewww. What best can the Fulani animal tell us if not lies and 'will do' propagandas on kwarraption.
By the way, we also need a interpreter in place. cos no one seems to understand his Fufulde English.


Wen the illiterate rules, the people regret!

haba dis is calous hw can u cal sum1 old enof 2 be ur grandfada such an ill name fear God in al ur dealin nd neva be devil's drivin engine. Hw wuld u av feel if sum1 write dis abt ur dad? Itz not fair! Neva mean 2 hurt u jst want u 2 av a retink. Peace i preach.

Taylor86:
everything ugly only in the north

boko haram - north

criminals with police bullets -north

beheading - north

almighty bomb blast -north

5 died while jubilating buharis victory- north

dullardino -north

only leader with dementia -north

sharia - north

hijab- north

suicide bombing - north

no wonder the bible says fear NORTH

m*um*uasis dey worry u get tested

seedorfg:
how about submittiing primary school result, will i be employ

submit nd see wot d outcome wil b lyk. Yimmu 4 u

sucess001:
Bros Obama...we don dey expect you tay tay na...Me and your quarter brother Dayo also miss u...

Uncle Dairo also says hello...


Come and give me hug visa/dollars too...

c u baki lyk dollar. Lolzzzz

Wuuworld:
Under the power vested on me as the chairman of Transformation Ambassador of Nigeria Nairaland chapter,we appreciate ur move and want to use this opportunity to inform u that JEGA is the next man on line....MR President sir,sack the sackable and fire the fireable..one can't be ur friend and yet dine with ur enemies......Never Again!!!.God bless u sir..................GEJ till 2019.

i doubt if u av eva bn outside ur village nd nw u r claimin 2 b talkin 4 Tan, i pity u! You are on a loooongtinnnnn

gen2briz:
Humility at it's peak.... Simple man

Am waiting for FFk, Fayose and TANs to tell me that he's waiting to be attended to in emergency room.

Long live Nigeria..
Long live GMB /PYO.

I can't wait to March the gallant man to Aso rock.

GMB till GEJ accept that stealing government money is corruption.

nyc1 on same page!

PointB:
He even lacks confidence to look up!

Is he afraid someone will approach him with the microphone he dreads like death? Shame!


I hope he uses the opportunity of his visit to request for his certificate (in person) from Cambridge!

Smh 4 u! Point ki lo B?

teemanbastos:
i dy feel that coat..... D guy sha lyk dis his cap.. Handsome president in waiting.

God bless ya lol

voltron:


What was God thinking!!!

u get opolo sha? I doubt! Watch wot u say evn if ur opolo no dey wyle u were typin! God has created evribody in a perfect form. Ko ya sope ti eee!