₦airaland Forum

ValCon888:
Not that either were the best choices, but the educated people wanted Atiku. The illiterates wanted Buhari. More than 70% of the illiterates come from the north. So its no surprise Buhari won. Its just a pity an educated person's vote will be equal to that of an almajiri northern beggar who has never seen the four walls of a classroom.
This is not democracy. It is democrashit.

Pele oo seems u are as dum.b as ur analysis... Biko reason am beta

I wonder if dis is the nairaland I use to know .... Where u read post and it makes ur day....[/color][color=#990000]

I wonder y pple find it easy to dramatise dre family affairs on Internet,forgeting even if dey forget d Internet wil always remind dem of d dirts been washed on it. Hmmm

Pipedreams:
Bro listen good. Exact same thing happened to me. My ex wife always took instructions from her family and undermined me severally after many warnings. Maybe cos they are well off. Never be with a manipulative wife that picks her family over you. Combine that with proud in-laws then that's a disaster!! I pity u bro! Yours is different cos u have 3kids with her. What were u thinking bro!! 3kids! And ur just noticing ur caged? Marriage na setup I swear. Well I sent her packing. Now her proud family is the one calling me and they ashamed of their daughter in their house. But never will I go back cos I have seen their hidden characters and I would not want to bring kids into a disaster union.

Bro this your woman will make your kids disrespect you. Way out:

Call a family meeting and warn your wife Infront of her family with a loud voice that ur done with d disrespect. If she tries it again,throw her things out and see u recover some respect cos they will beg u. It's better to be a Wicked husband than a weak husband bro. You have been too nice and decent. Act like an Agbero wey no send and ul see changes Look people punch a pillow cos they know it's soft and can't do nothing but scared to punch a Hard Rock cos it would leave them injured.

Marriage in Africa comes with a Lotta baggage and subtle slavery. I am safe to say I have tasted being single and married. I will pick SINGLE any day!!!! There are no benefits of marriage for a man but just pains, trials and tribulations . It's a scam. Societal expectations are mere lies! Misery loves company! Most married men are unhappy but they all see you and say when are you getting married? as if you are missing out! No wonder it is the woman's happiest day. Cos 80percent of her life goals has been achieved but a man's problems begins! I don't blame baby daddies I swear! Why buy the whole cow when you can get the milk for 2cents? Marriage to most ladies in this dispensation is like playing Russian roulette by handing a woman a pistol loaded with two bullets outta 7 rounds and asking her to roll and shoot! Lmao

Oga I doubt if u are actually been married before??@Op Abeg dis advice is not NYC to take run for Ya previous lyf wit did kinda......

Anigreat:







Muslims are the real problem of this country.



Today that is not MURIC.

Now its ugly looking beast , typing rubbish with her phone.

for ur mosquitoe brain u Av said something sensible ko? Wawa kawais

Tomoyayi:
Abeg go use your medicine

Na u need melecin pass.naija una no lyk gud tin at all.liars are ur friends!

richythePH:
lmao....,.....germany no just get joy o


bardoll keh?

anyways
#WithSexDollWeStand


save up, get ur personal sex doll and stop asking, begging and paying ladies for sex


INSTEAD

pay for STD free sex,

pay for sex with no strings attached


pay for sex without enduring the gorry sight of unending stretch marks and fallen boobs


#WithSexDollsWeStand

product of oyinbo brain washed # shyd# baba God pls do not punish us for d yeye dis shyd dey type. Aranu kawai!!!

Goddygee:
Is he doing it for free..? why should I care about his life, Am I his police detail

oga free or no free dre shld b respect for human life.

Goddygee:
Ishaku Sharu has probably stepped on Some toes... Well that's his headache not mine

and later d lyks of u will come here and b shouting polithificians are robbing us of ur ryts, why wouldn't dey? Cos ur lyks, care less for d lives of the isiaku sharus we have In dis country. B NYC!

Yepaa! Ori iya Mi oooo . naija e don finish .... Corruption fighting back in a commando style! Lobatan ooooo

batmath:
I also got the Invite today but the date inscribed was 24th April,2017. Should I presume it was a mistake from them?

same as mine dated 24th April. what's the next thing to assume happened.

Sweetyie:
Hello my birthday mate

am cool dearie nd u

Sweetyie:
May 9

proudly 09 MAy

asovital:
may be some people don't have good understanding of English "NEW COUPLE MAY PRAY 2 RAKATS ,"THEN ALSO THE PRAYER IS JUST :GUIDE US FROM DEVIL&GUIDE(S) WHAT U WILL PROVIDE 4US AS OFFSPRING(S) FROM DEVIL. THEN MAKE SURE U HAVE pre-intimacy BEFORE SEX .With due respect what are the difficult rituals u people are talking about unless ur hatred for Islam blinded ur understanding or u don't read the text.

u dey mind dem datz y most of dem at d hearing of deliverance crusade dem run lyk ants wey see sugar...evn if b say na 4.9 tins.

@op may Allah bless u for dis enlightenment. nd as for those DAT r doubting May God open ur eyes to see d ryt path. little wonder u see a child sniffing soakaway nd stand ryt in front of his parents nd say "dad n mum u r old skul" dis is twenty kini kan century. bliv it or not such product is a product of intimacy without dua'u
may Allah guide us aryt.

Goke7:
Many of the indomie generation will never know that abike dabiri was even a correspondent for Newsline with frank olize, the Mary story comes to mind which actually brought abike dabiri to limelight. Those of the days of sweet journalism in this same Nigeria and on NTA for that matter.

God bless u

SINZ:
To be honest, I don't see anything to be "wowed" about.

lyk seriously we r on same page

mpurity1:
NOBoDY WEM No fit to make am ooo

wch one b WEM again ooo lol orishirisi plenty for nairaland sha

ember my first time sha... [/quote]shey pro ni yen!

generalbush:
Hahahaha... They should give her garri jare!!

Una no get weed men for the area??

Give her one cup garri..!!

I remember my first time sha...

shey oro niyen ?remba ur first tym ko forget ni... mtsheeew otun wan prouding eheen! child of today shaaa

nextprince:
Don't you know nairaland is dominated by folks who wake their parents by kicking?

Hmmm I see

dayo23:
Bad news....so this baba actually returned today , now that things are actually getting better this sick cattle rearer has returned to take us back to square one. It obvious the cabals are behind this, Osibanjo was already sidelining them and making them useless.

I wonder what is wrong wit kids of this present days, just because u can afford one yeye chinko phone with free data bonus u now deem it fit to insult and call someone old enough to be your great grand father all sort of names. Are you OK at all? remember u wil get to that age one day, how would feel if u called such disgusting names?use ur key upstairs and stop allowing ur fingers think for u!

Aburi001:
Welcome Bubu, at least Fayose will not ask for a phone call anymore

To those he died for , he has resurrected for so...what next?

To those he traveled for, he is returned home for more arrests and probes.

To them he went for vacation , he is resuming work soon. Perhaps, after the 2nd trip to London.

To them he fell sick for, he is partially healed now

To them he refused to call, Kontinue ranting.....

To the corrupt, your worse nightmare just landed

To the frustrated cabals, your heart attack is boarding

To the haters, I feel sorry for you all, check ur BPs

To the lovers, enjoy life to the FULLEST for life is Good.

The trust is that PMB is a fulfilled man dead or alive. We the young generation should pray we attain his feat, age and achievements in life.

God bless PMB.

God bless Nigeria.

God bless each and everyone of us.

wos wos wobi! God bless u I too gbadun ur post!

nmreports:
Ah ah I don't have a dirty mind o. You mean its sinful to watch my partner naked? For real?.

yea 4real.

nmreports:
I heard about a research by a professor from Havard who mentioned that there are only two ways to make couples stay in love with each other.

1. Do everything you want to do around the house named. Never put clothes on.
2. Feed him when he is hungry.... Naked!

But......

1. What about kids?.
2. What about when it starts dangling?.

However, im imagining the following.

1. Wife bending to look for stuff under the chair.
2. When she has to use her legs to hold the pot when stirring solid.
3. The jiggle of the bum when you are angry at her and she leaves your sight walking through the corridor towards the kitchen.

Does the research hold water?

+u and d researcher have got dhuriiii minds. its sinful to watch ur naked sef talk less of seeing ur partners'. evn in d cos of matrimonial satisfaction all lytz are to be put off.

Ranchhoddas:
What exactly is wrong with drinking beer?

google answer jhor!

niggi4life:
No matter how u see a black color it is always dark, meaning no matter what the lady did doesn't justify her death by the steward.
Abi na u be the steward wey kill the woman? U better be careful about comments u make online , u may think u are anonymous but when the law sets on u, u will be visible

gbam# u av just spoken ma mind

Confuciusng:
All ugly except for the last two on the right.

Is allowed is allowed....badtbelle....

gafarallahu laka. may Allah admit u into jannatul firdaus and accept ur soul as a mathyr

easyhacq:
All we hear is that they are going to release their screening form in early august, but now august is almost ending and we haven't see their form.

to me Abu Zaria is a slowpoke when compare to Kwasu

yea u r ryt.

easyhacq:
This year I was giving admission, but couldn't go after discovering their high fees they pay on everything and the mandatory school hostels


Now jejely waiting for Abu Zaria

hey plz any info on ABU screening?

bonechamberlain:
Is this not madness, what breach of peace, so Nigerians shouldn't do what the feel like doing even though not illegal, because it might offend some backward and irrational people, this is giving into violence for peace, what an irony. These people would surely pay for their crimes someday starting from their god buhari.

irrational person calling pple irrational mtscheeeew biko GB!

steffans:
Is d boy getting ugly?

Dis his Dad attend the birthday parry?

jamb question, oluwo ibon! I hail ooo .
#just kidding#