₦airaland Forum

Friday is not just a public holiday, it is also a day of liberation from the shackles of PDP. I have never seen a political party more evil and wicked in my entire life. After 16 years there is no light, no refineries, no adequate hospitals, no water, mediocre schools and yet they have the temerity to run for reelection.
APC may not be saints but at least even the devil is not as heartless as the PDP demons. May God give Buhari and the new leaders wisdom as they are being ushered into power. Amen.

kudoxs:
pls how can i download torrent using android

1) Go to any torrent site...copy the magnet link or download the torrent file...go to zbigz.com or filestream.me (you have to sign up first)...paste the link or upload the torrent file..download
2) Search google for any free torrent android app...

omowumee:
seriously

See your mouth like seriously.....as if you no dey watch

How much?

Nairaland Voice- Welcome to Nairaland's Voice Control. How can I help you?

Me- why do you change words like d1ck and P*55y to something else entirely?

Nairaland Voice- Do you mean Manliness and Kitty Cat?

Me- You dey craze? I mean d1ck and p*55y. How can I tell rokiatu I want to put my manliness in her kittycat. Does it sound hot to you? Big fool.

Nairaland Voice- You dey mad? Na me you dey insult anyhow? I resemble your mate?

Me- Your papa dere!! If you talk too much I go deactivate my account.

Nairaland Voice- Deactivate am now...who dey hol you? Your mates don marry while you dey here dey look rokiatu ynash. You no know say everything na fake? Na butt pad she dey use take deceive una.

Me- *mouth open* You serious? How you take know sef? No be computer you be?

Nairaland Voice- oboy forget that thing. Better ynash na better ynash.

Me- Baddo!! You get pictures of better ynash to show me?

Nairaland Voice- Ashawo boy! After you don pay money for advert placement I go show you

Me- Advert kill you! Foolish id1ot. *deactivates account

Fhemmmy:
80K is a lot of money but wont be enough to make a Passport happen, Sir

True sha....Thanks for the feedback.

Fhemmmy:
Only 95K for a used one and only 110K for brand new . . . Thanks for your time on our thread and you are appreciated

Anyone for #80k..

Searching for london used of 80k..

sonnie10:
Thanks for contacting me. Yes, five phones are expected soon. I will let you know once they are in Lagos. Best regard.

Any new passport for sale?

Fhemmmy:
I feel that luck is preparation meeting opportunity.

Bros how much for blackbeRry passport

urchbarbie:
ure simply wat u are.
























Cadaver

A cadaver is defined as a dead body or corpse. The fact that you are mistaking me for your parents is just pathetic.

urchbarbie:
wat more can u say other dan dis? Pls! Ure just a perv. Swerve jare

Lmao! You want me to swerve the same way one of your parents swerved to death?

babie78:
Babaalabi dumb olodo . When faced with danger most people expérience à surge of adrénaline which gives them unusual strength so Yes she could have pushed him away

Smart olodo na still olodo. You must be a psychopathic she-goat since you cannot read a comment properly. The same girl that said she saw a knife and stopped resisting is the same one that mysteriously pushed him 2 minutes later? Next time learn to read and try to comprehend before quoting people like a demented obese slowpoke.

SirDorianGray:
Seems you've been sexually assaulted a few times

Nice username bro. Why the Bleep did you kill Basil?

urchbarbie:
even if she lied oga? Are u suppose to glory in d fact dat she was/not? Ure just a lunat*c who needs psychiatric evaluation. If such cant get pity out of u is it when ure rap*d or any female relation/ur child is? If neither of these can illicit pity from u, then bruv ur case is finished.



Ask the Ode Irele community to help u with some buckets of water for ur spiritual cleansing

No wonder your stup1dity is off the charts. With all the spiritual cleansing you do after selling your disgusting body for #250. You are the type to scream rape when caught doing your ashawo international business which is why you have no problem with others lying about rape.

urchbarbie:
and dis is supposed to be funny enuf to garner such number of likes. Perverse world with so many potential rapists on d loose

Sharrap and stop acting so self-righteous. The thread was posted for others to share their different experiences not for girls to come here and lie. How can she push someone with a knife and runaway? Na spiderman she be?
If she does not want to share because it's too traumatic or it did not happen to her then we have no problem with that but to come here accompained with fake stories is just pathetic.

When mtn blocks it tomorrow you will still be the one to complain. Why post it online? Why not flex it or send it through mail?

How will guys be ready for marriage when Nigerian girls dey find who go take care of ALLL their needs. Let's face it, marriage these days is based on a financial basis and many guys are not ready for that. When girls start to be independent and respectful at the same time then marriage will come.
#Na lean on me dem talk no be press me die.

Which kain rubbish signs be this? The only sign women understand is that of money. When the money goes, women follow!

Bros wetin you wan use bride price do? If the marriage was unpalatable then you need to forget the woman, forget the father in law and forget the bride price.
It is 2015- The year of change! Forget the past and move on.
Sai Buhari!

This is the kind of news that uplifts the soul. Nigerians can't even comprehend this happening in this country. How many years will it take Dangote to do the same?

Mama Peace and Oga Jona

Whilst checking Nairabet for sure football games to play, I surprisingly saw a new politics section surreptitiously placed under the sports segment. On clicking I discovered a list of presidential candidates with different odds assigned to them.
Goodluck Jonathan has been given odds of 1.40 which means if you put #100,000 on that bet and GEJ wins this coming saturday, you will smile home with #40,000 while Mama Peace is rocking Oga Jona in aso rock.
General Buhari is tipped 2.00 which means GEJ is the preferred candidate to win the election according to Akin Alabi. If you put #100,000 on Buhari and he wins the election, you will smile home with an additional #100,000. KOWA's candidate, Prof Comfort Sonaiya is tipped at 50.00 while AD's candidate, Rufus Salawu has been given 10.00.
Pictures attached below.

thegame:
What phone do u want to swap balash I also have a passport to sell but don't wanna disrupt the gentleman's thread.

Bros how much do you want to sell yours?

Congrats on your newly acquired cash. I hope you use it wisely. But before you spend the money, remember that in politics Nothing goes for nothing. The great Chief has given you #400 and he is going to gain that money back 100 million times.
When there's no light in the district, remember your #400. When friends,family and strangers die because of bad roads and inadequate health care, remember the #400. When corruption has eaten so deep that there's nothing left and the senators you elected to represent you become suddenly deaf to your cries, remember the #400. When your children ask you why Nigeria is so bleeped up and why nothing is functional, remember the #400.
As I wrote before, congrats and enjoy your #400.

Arsenal can't be the biggest disappointment because being disappointed by Arsenal means the expectation of something better from them. I assure you that not even arsenal fans expect anything good from their team so being disappointed is out of the question.
The 'biggestest' disappointment has been gaychester united because they wasted about $150m yet they are still struggling for 4th position with the modus operandi of Win 1 Draw 1 Lose 1. Van Gallbladder has been a failure whose only tactic is to insult his players meanwhile Di Maria and Falcao have turned to bench warmers. We should not be disappointed by Man U, we should PITY them. Useless club! Useless Coach.

Please don't pour kerosene into his generator because it will only escalate the problem.
Get in touch with a health inspector in your area, I assure you a simple call from them to the landlord will make him take action immediately OR threaten the landlord that you will not pay rent again because of the health hazard fumes from the generator pose to your life. I am confident the call from any health inspector even if it's a junior staff will work.

You dey form for us abi?

At 69 she looks like a 40 something year old woman. This is an example of the astonishing effect of money and corruption yet some idi0ts will come online to revel in her good looks instead of asking if she has made any positive impact in the lives of ordinary Nigerians. If we want progress in this country we have to abhor thieves and inefficient leaders.