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Weedkhalifa:
"I don't want to live anymore," Marhanka yelled, according to witnesses, as he took out two metal objects (one in each hand) and stabbed himself on both sides of the neck. Marhanka severed arteries with witnesses saying blood was gushing.

Say what you will but this is a man who really wanted to die. He prepared for the verdict and planned his next move accordingly. There is something admirable about a man going out on his own terms. Respect!

sweerychick:
He was the one that deflowered me.

So you are not a virgin I will tell your mummy

You are not hearing about PDP because greed and accumulated wickedness has killed the party. This is a party that has constantly and systematically robbed every state it manages to successfully rig an election to win. The party is in disarray because Igbinedion (the former governor) raped and pillaged Edo state without mercy thereby plunging the state into new depths of poverty. It is difficult for people to forget. Also, since ACN/APC came into power, PDP members decamped like rats in a sinking ship.
Oshiomole worked for one term and used his second term to steal all the money he couldn't take the first time. He shrewdly rigged the State House of Assembly elections, jacked up taxes, abandoned projects and brought foreign investment in the form of a foreign wife.
However now that APC need to go, PDP is nowhere to be found because the party has already been ruined by greed.
Summary-PDP and APC are both demonic parties sucking the people dry. The current inept party cannot be evicted because the former party is unable to recover from the cancer of its greed. It is a continous malignant circle of suffering and backwardness for the people.
Does my comment sufficiently answer your question?

Na water be this abi kunu

El Rufai-- I will kick Christians out of Kaduna the same way I am kicking this football . When people mentioned Buhari and APC's Islamization agenda the zombies said it was hogwash. Make una dey enjoy chanji

Hm

I am sorry to tell you this but a surgical instrument (or instruments ) was abandoned inside your body. The foreign properties are concurrently adversely affecting your normal physiological function.
For you to get healed you have to wait for me to abide with the instructions in the picture below:

IFA says: Go to the hospital for a comprehensive check-up. After that come to the shrine with 30 tubers of yam and 6 he-goats.

Hm

I have been observing the Panama papers saga and expected a website like Nairaland to constantly update us. However there has been little mention about it. This just shows how low Nairaland has fallen. The mods have become gossipers interested in facile and lascivious posts. Seun has jettisoned quality for increase in number of users.

VickyRotex:
Abeg, this doesnt prove to me that he's a scammer.

If everyone that wants to earn his trust request for 20MB, how many MB go remain for am to sell if he was real?

it is either you are hopelessly stup1d or you are a scammer too. If you have 900+GB how can 20mb be a problem? Don't you know that picture of the 900gb is photoshopped? OP knew it was a scam but wanted to prove to others too. Please don't be a retard.

Well if you want to trace an unknown number, just ASK IFA

My guy wetin u dey look?

I thought this was a spurious post but after researching online, the news is actually true.
I think it is a bad and ludicrous decision to discontinue whatsapp for many low-end devices. Many people in Indonesia, Nigeria and other parts of Asia use blackberry and low-end phones. Many people in various countries cannot afford to upgrade. Discontinuing whatsapp for these devices will drastically reduce the whatsapp userbase and inconvenience existing users in the aforementioned countries. It also proves that Whatsapp's objective to connect people all over the world is nothing but a bloody lie. I love it when people and companies self-sabotage their own success by themselves e.g P-Square and now whatsapp. Goodluck battling a rival company that will emerge to acquire the abandoned users.

I thought this was a spurious post but after researching online, the news is actually true.
I think it is a bad and ludicrous decision to discontinue whatsapp for many low-end devices. Many people in Indonesia, Nigeria and other parts of Asia use blackberry and low-end phones. Discontinuing whatsapp for these devices will drastically reduce the whatsapp userbase and inconvenience existing users in the aforementioned countries. It also proves that Whatsapp's objective to connect people all over the world is nothing but a bloody lie. I love it when people and companies self-sabotage their own success by themselves e.g P-Square and now whatsapp. Goodluck battling a rival company that will emerge to acquire the abandoned users.

Yes. Siasia is a good choice. Infact let super eagles be without a coach rather than begging that inexperienced buffoon called Oliseh.
Many Nigerians are greatly disappointed in Oliseh, especially the youths. Here was a guy who was given the chance to show that youth and vigour can replace the old and antiquated leaders. Instead he messed it up with his inexperience, folly and loquaciousness.
Soldier come, Soldier Go but barrack go remain.

He is proud of his achievement. Second Class Upper in a Fedaral University no be easy thing. Rejoice with him or shut the hell up.

Emmatdayo:
can't waste my time reading this jare

One day you WILL be in trouble. The people who can help you will reject you and tell you that it's a waste of time helping you. If you can't help someone, don't compound the problem.

Alright. For the purposes of this story, let us name the girl with big brests MUKINA and our handsome, strong male character BabaAlabi.
Pic 1- Mukina is actually a mermaid and has taken the form of a beautiful and voluptuous woman. As a mermaid, she is curious and fascinated about humans and she wants to experience what it's like being human. She can be seen putting on clothes in order to blend in completely with the other villagers.‎
Pic 2 & 3- Mukina has thought about it and decided to act the part of a banana hawker.
Pic (4-9)-Being sexily dressed, she attracts the attention of guys everywhere. One lecherous guy can't control his desire anymore and wants to smack her bouncing a55. Fortunately, Good Guy BabaAlabi interrupts the guy and puts a stop to the unauthorized a55 smacking. Being a gentleman he decides to escort her to her destination and along the way, they begin to talk.
Pic (9-12)- When they reach their destination (which is close to the river), BabaAlabi says jokingly ' You are not caring at all. You did not even offer me banana to show your appreciation'. Mukina laughs, invites him to sit down and they continue talking. The two of them begin to fall for each oda during the convo and evening soons arrives without them noticing.
BabaAlabi (as a bad sharp guy) moves in for a kiss. Mukina reciprocates and they both kiss. The kiss is wonderful and sensational making the world pass between them. While kissing, Mukina suddenly notices her mermaid friends who have come to put sand-sand in her garri so she quickly throws BabaAlabi to the ground and covers his eyes so that he won't see them, then she tells her mermaid friends to get the 4ck out.
Pic (13-19)- They both continue their romance session and as the passion escalates, Mukina can't wait to have BabaAlabi inside her. Suddenly some guys show up. The lecherous guy that was interrupted earlier has come with his friends to beat BabaAlabi for cockblocking him. Mukina protects him and beat the guys up. She then reveals to BabaAlabi that she is a mermaid. BabaAlabi is shocked at first but does not mind. Mukina tells him and she has to go back to the river. BabaAlabi tells her that he is already in love with her and she shld not go back. He reveals to her that he has a daughter and her mother died years ago leaving him and their daughter alone in the world but if Mukina stays with him, they can marry and be together as a family.
Mukina says she has to go back and she leaves BabaAlabi  who is now sad and crying alone like a little b1tch. Mukina (now back with her fellow mermaids) discovers she is deeply in love and cannot bear to live without BabaAlabi. Her fellow mermaids try to console her but true love cannot be consoled and true love cannot be forgotten.
Pic (20-End)-Days have passed and BabaAlabi is still sad and depressed. He does not eat anything as the only food he wants is in the river. One day, while mourning for his lost love, his daughter comes to him and tells him someone is at the door.
Lo and behold, it is his one true love Mukina. She came back to be with him and BabaAlabi is immensely shocked and happy. Two of them share a deep and soulful kiss. They live happily ever after. The End.
I hope you guys enjoyed the story. Pls like this post if you did because I need likes to collect bread and akara on credit from Mallam Seun. ‎

FTC!!!! More power to my Internet connection just like more power to Nigeria

I guess some Republicans are smarter than we think. There is no way in this world or the world to come, that Donald J. Trump can become the president of the U.S.
Republicans know that Trump winning the primary is as good as dashing Hillary (or dare I say Sanders) the election. Trump has just wasted his over-inflated billions showing his idiocy to the world.

Warning before reading: Controversial Post.
This shii is funny but one of the reasons for rape. I am not justifying rapists but when a girl leads a guy on, it can lead to disastrous consequences. Instead of simply telling the guy NO she is playing around making the guy believe he has a chance with her. Our elders say that the person who cannot put out a fire should not play with matches. Please let our young girls avoid situations like this.

That's exactly what Bisi wanted to do to me. She no know say I be Magneto and my cum get magnetic properties. Na so I magnet everything comot

Actor Alan Rickman, known for films including Harry Potter, Die Hard, Truly Madly Deeply and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, has died at the age of 69. The star was suffering from cancer, his family said.
He became one of Britain's best-loved acting stars thanks to roles
including Professor Snape in the Harry Potter films and Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
A family statement said: "The actor and director Alan Rickman has died from cancer at the age of 69. He was surrounded by family and
friends."
Harry Potter actor James Phelps, who played Fred Weasley, said on
Twitter he was "shocked and sad" to hear the news. He wrote : "One
of the nicest actors I've ever met. Thoughts and prayers with his
family at this time."


Source: www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35313604

Recently Nigerian female comedian, Helen Paul, embarrassed herself on stage to the extent that she had to be carried off. She resorted to the childish act of making fun of others in order to make the audience laugh. If the most popular female comedian right now in terms of endorsements and tv shows has no option but to rely on insulting her colleagues (even someone as renowned as AliBaba) then that proves female comedians have a long way to go in the entertainment industry. Comediennes like Princess were regarded as trail blazers however most of her recent jokes are usually met with stony faces and awkward giggles. Is it a matter of sexism, where majority of guys in comedy shows just find them unfunny? Are the females neglected in an ad-hoc conference where the guys gather to research new comedy material? It is disheartening that Helen Paul might have jeopardized her career in the industry thereby making herself the laughing stock among Nigerians.

Sanusi is not smiling in the second picture because the woman beside him is more than 18. #BabaPedo

Mekzmoney:
U really shared d story of ur life here... I slept off b4 I couldn't finish dis ur litle bio. .. U couldn't sumarise this ur story in few lines?

It seems everything in your life is all about summary. Your need for short information indirectly tells us how short your IQ must be.
Next time delete yourself from a thread before your stup1dity prods you to make impetuous comments.

firstEVA:
Give her what she wants, there will be no nagging, it's actually that simple.

OP you can detect them from comments like this.

No 11- Hope you liked it without condom? What she really means- welcome to the world of HIV.