₦airaland Forum

gurunlocker:
And now, do you know Mbappe is more relevant than Neymar in PSG at the moment?

They will happily sell Neymar before Mbappe! He didn't see that coming before his transfer.

You are right however there's no harm in trying. Better to have tried and failed than remain in Barca like Bale did in Madrid

Sex_Crazed Afonjas…………Na dem dem

Another flawed ruling from a confused judiciary. It is universally known that any agreement under duress is void but here in Nigeria, a senator is going to be sworn in with election results announced under duress.

Save yourself from this dead country and mourn for those who can't for they shall be crushed by the fallen pillars.

hm

patrickmuf:
Didn't the judge in the federal high Court know that it was beyond the jurisdiction of his court to hear the case? The judiciary is a joke that's not funny anymore.

Oga I thought I am going mad. It is beyond ludicrous that we have things like 'NO JURISDICTION'. So there are no set guidelines on the jurisdictional reach of courts? This country is a complete joke.

madridsta007:
lol @ grassroots support.

It is very, very, vital. Amongst the top 3 things he has to do.
If possible, he should hire disenfranchised and disgruntled OPC and other cult members. And maybe bullion vans. Sadly as Tinubu has shown recently, this is important to win elections in Lagos State. The people's vote isnt enough.

Obviously! When House of Rep members pay homage to a renowned tout, it is an important step that should not be ignored.

But if Ambode does all that, is winning certain? Jagaban has his hooks deep inside Lagos' structurem

adajiboyy:
hahahaha bro were you featured in the movie house of cards?

Francis J Underwood!!

madridsta007:
You forgot a level before Step 3. "Hire enough armed and trained hooligans".
He needs it if Step 3 will be done.

Very vital. We can include that in the grassroots support.

Step 1: Go home, cry, mourn the loss of the sweet governorship position.

Step 2: Pick yourself up and start working again. Plot for a ministerial position.

Step 3: Build up your grassroots support. Ensure majority of Igbos in Lagos have their PVC.

Step 4: Officially Decamp to PDP.

Step 5: Open the pandora's box of Tinubu's godfatherism and denigrate SanwoOlu's admin.

Step 6: Become PDP governorship candidate and Run against Jide in 2023.

Step 7: Win your mandate back.

This post is just to remind you that Buhari's second tenure has not started. Expect more bad news in this country.

ken6488:
Don't mind them

Some one was complaining to GLO on Facebook that there data is too expensive

I lough and ask him to try airtel

People will just be insulting GLO

Glo is one of the best network

Fallacy of hasty generalisation. If Real Madrid are the best in only one location will they be called Champions league winners? If Glo is only good in 10 local governments but slow in the remaining 700 how can they be the best network?

Glo is simply a devilish network because they give you data you will never use the same way devil will give someone thousands of women along with erectile dysfunction.

Airtel should 4ck off. They stupidly imitated MTN and reduced the night plan not knowing that thousands of subscribers dumped their MTN sim. They must have noticed the reduction in revenue, hence the emergence of this scam called binge data. In this Buhari era how many people have #500 for one day data?

Foolish board, foolish management and foolish network.

mrAMG2:
Bia nwoke, please don’t start

I have a proposal for you regarding your post about purchasing Nairaland. Interested?

Let me give you the best advice I wish someone had given me on time. Learning to code is like learning to read using one book. If you can read that one book well, with a dictionary by your side, you can read any book.

If you can learn how to write java codes, html and python should be a piece of cake.
The ideal way to start coding for me would be html, javascript and python. After that, learning other languages should be easy.

So for me, keep up with the java and learn html using udacity.com during your free time and in 6 months you will be here helping new programmers.

chiedozie198100:
yes she does. most of them do have that.

Tonto Dike is another....the signs are glaring

jnn

Nigerians and our willing acceptance of crap. A network claims to be 4g and can only be really fast in one local government in the country. Depends on the location, my balls.
Airtel is crap, Glo is hell fire.

This girl has an unclassified personality disorder.

Her face is already looking too old and haggard. Sleeping with ancient men for money can do that to you.

Have a feeling this news was leaked by his agent. To leverage Chelsea towards renewing his contract.

Widespread poverty in nigeria may make us cynical but it shouldn't make us lose our humanity and sense of fairness. This lady helped propel the little girl's family to success. She played a big part, purposefully or not, in that family's lucky story and she deserves something. She did nothing wrong in crying out for justice.

For that family to shun her completely shows they were not only poor in finance but also poor in morals. I am just glad kind-hearted Nigerians still remain in this country.

Some people don't realise that the election was a matter of do or die for Gandollar. Losing that election meant prison for him because APC will have no more excuse.

Anyway here is a picture of Mr Integrity

Are Nigerian politicians not tired of toilet everytime? Really validating the shithole eponym.

1. It's not a bad habit.
2. It's to ward off STIs. Urine has PH levels that kills off MCOs. It's actually encouraged to urinate after sex.

hut

Other companies: We are grounding our beoing 737 fleet as a precautionary measure.

Air Peace (No investigation, no thought for safety of customers, no basic human decency) : We no dey cancel anything.

Chrisekaji hello

please holla me when you get one

Eddiebanga my Oga.