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7) Don't be careless with your certificate like General 150 cows.

walcolm:
guy, does swiftNG and spectranet offer gsm data service?

Walcolm thanks for the amazing work you have been doing. Please how much is a blackberry passport currently and can you post screenshots of your bbm? I want to see if the pictures are excessively enlarged due to the large screen of the passport. Thanks

Is it true that Hall 2 girls sh1t inside nylon bag?

Congrats on your 2.1 but it is not totally improbable to graduate with a good G.P after doing badly in first year. In Uniben, the first and second year gp comprises of only a minute percent of the total gp when compared to the penultimate and final year.
It is however admirable that you accomplished this in Engineering and for that I domo you sir.

Who posted this rubbish should remove it fast fast. Just imagine if I was eating. Yucccccck!!

Silver and Gold I don't have but what I have I will give you. I have given you one like. Take it and enjoy.

Lwkmd...Make im dey give the pastor betting tips na.

A wise man said 'Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it'. The election has just been handed over to PDP by rejecting Fashola as the vice presidential candidate. Let me explain, just pay attention.
Nigerians have leaders elected based on three factors-Religion, Tribe and Greed. PDP with their ineptitude and incompetence have ruled this country for many years because those three aforementioned factors are always in place.
APC should have picked Buhari and Fashola with a clear message that Buhari is going to tackle corruption as he did when he was the head of state while Fashola will handle economic,educational and power problems the same way he did as the governor of Lagos. After 4 years, by which time Buhari will be 75 he will step down for Fashola thereby paving the way for him to become president.
In this way the North and South West will vote massively for APC and the muslim-muslim ticket wahala would be inconsequential at this point, leaving the minority South East and South South for PDP.
Educated nigerians-graduates,undergraduates and workers who are christians, will vote massively for Fashola. Local northerners and all the muslims in Nigeria will vote for Buhari. Many Yorubas will vote for Fashola. Some Igbos in Rivers and Imo will vote for APC because of Okorocha and Amaechi. Many Edo people will vote for APC because of Oshiomole.
Nigerians who have suffered enough won't care about the muslim-muslim ticket because it is only when you have eaten that you can quarrel and fight.
Nigerians need change, not just any change but the progressive change that Buhari and Fashola can bring but by rejecting Fashola, APC have rejected the presidential chair in Aso-Rock.
This is my humble opinion. If you think I am wrong, correct me with facts and reasonable comments. If you think I am right please join me in mourning for APC. God bless Nigeria.

pendy179:
Don't you think those words aptly described your comatose and useless state of mind.
Tinubu this Tinubu that, why not ask questions about your country.

Tinubu is about Lagos, and true bred lagosians are happy with the way in which our state is governed. The oba of lagos aptly describe the true wish of every son and daughter of Lagos. " Lagos will never go to another party"

Tinubu and Fashola are the true spirit of Lagos," growing, sustaining, developing and expanding"
If you don't like it, go jump into the river, is not compulsory you live in lagos.

Stop showcasing your deficient intellect. How can people be happy with looting and poverty? Tinubu used the money meant for lagosians to acquire jets and properties yet you are talking about happiness?

pendy179:
ask the Lord in your prayers to heal me from my foolishness. I am a big f00l

I have accurately modified your comment. No need to thank me.

Buhari is a demented ignorant Idi0t. What does the 71 year old tyrant have to offer to Nigerians? The only reason he is the proposed presidential candidate of APC is because he has hoodwinked foolish northerners with religion and tribal sentiments.
GEJ is not competent enough but that does not mean we will elect someone who is almost dead to lead us.

The same Tinubu that is crying about PDP and corruption is even more corrupt. APC should remove the log in their eye before talking about others.
NOTE-I don't support PDP and I don't support APC. Both are devlish parties filled with thieves.

So people like me wey dem advise to withdraw nko? I no read additional materials? I no go fellowship ni? Make this guy talk the truth jare, na block im block most of the courses.

The classroom alone is better than my principal's office in Umutukororo Grammar School. May thunder fire poverty.

All these lie lie stories. This is what the rich use to deceive poor people. A tomato seller will see this and be happy with mediocrity.

We should not forget Nigerian doctors who make their wealth by murdering patients in the name of strike.

Even as NBC ban kerewa, people still dey flex the song anyhow. I really doubt the efficacy of the vaccines because good products are not constrained by ambiguous bans.

The fact that you re-applied means you are having second thoughts about medicine. My advice is to choose what your heart tells you to do. No one is going to suffer with you. No one is going to experience the pangs of regret if you make the wrong choice. Follow your heart.

The reason is simple. There's no better alternative,no better man,no better leader than Goodluck Jonathan. APC comprises of dogs who want power by all means and that is why their presidential candidates are old impotent men with one foot in the grave.
Many Nigerians vote for the man and not the party so you cannot compare Goodluck and Buhari/Atiku/El Rufai.

onila: this man don disgrace beyonce finish o!

The fact that he is Beyonce's father does not stop him from flexing. He is fulfilling the holy directive which is 'go and multiply'. We should congratulate him for a job well done

See difference abeg! This kain girl go dey jealous her mother because even her own boyfriend go wan sleep with her mama.

You are not selfish for insisting that there's no contact between them. The first thing to do is to prevent the pregnant lady from trying to trap your husband with the baby. If you are willing to forgive him completely and if you feel that the marriage is strong enough to survive this storm, then be prepared to fight hard.

After those murderers who call themselves medical doctors have finished fooling themselves, they now want to return because their money don dey finish! Make the ebola virus fire their useless heads. I have no respect for animals who use the death of patients to blackmail the government.

May God grant them the grace to survive this trying period. I can just imagine the anxiety whenever there is any mention of an attack. The families should however prepare themselves for anything such as preparing a will (incase of the unspeakable), setting up funds for fees and so on.
God bless our brave soldiers (except the foolish ediot that told me to frog-jump for wearing camo).

Nigerians should free themselves from the shackles of organised religion.

No matter the technology, many people are still going to die. Isreal should find an effective solution with Palestine instead of manufacturing more weapons.

silica: The truth is over 90% of those in the Pharmacy profession are those who initially wanted to study medicine but couldn't make it. Ever since, they have been looking for backdoor ways to be caled doctors. Which is why they came up with thos new trick.check the problem at the hospitals, it's either pharmacists want to be paid the same salary as doctors or they want to be Chief Medical Directors. Hospitals are for Doctors and Nurses. Pharmacist merely offer auxiliary functions. If they can't work in d hospital as an appendage they should go and establish a robust pharmacy industry and supretend over its affairs rather than instigating other workers at the hospitals to cause trouble in our health sector.

Hahahahahahahahaha....Pharmacists came up with the new trick of Pharm.D just to be called doctors. Bros abeg no make me laugh.

Shori: I think the NMA has got something to do with this... The pharmD degree is not a bad thing and it's an upgrade of the B.pharm that's gradually slipping into obsolescence. It's not as if the pharmD graduates will be only clinically active like someone said earlier...but with the pharmD degree,the pharmacists will be more involved in patients care that'll solely deal with DRUGs and nothing more! About the title ''Dr'',pharmacists in Canada use the title Dr (pharm) *****. That shouldn't be a problem in Nigeria. All I want is for the NUC to check the Faculties of pharmacy in Nigerian universities before fully accrediting this pharmD degree because some,if not all,of this pharmacy schools are lagging behind in term of infrastructure,equipments et cetera. . . A proper review should be done! PharmD holders are not Doctors(MD)!

I don't know whether being called a doctor makes someone's life infinitely better. Some foolish Nigerians hold the misconception that all doctors practice medicine. As for NUC, why should they accredit a course only to change their minds later? It reeks of incompetence and ineffectiveness. People blame GEJ for their problems but forget to examine themselves.

Pennywise: Everybody wants to be a doctor withour having to go through the stiff competition and rigors that medical school entails. The pharmacists, the optometrists also recently started a 6 yr program and are now called doctors doing all kinds of things including seting iv lines in phamacies and 'optometry clinics'. I wonder what the nurses and radiographers are still waiting for. Truly competent unionists perhaps?.

Pharmacists and Optometrists who left school long bf this fraudulent scheme was contrived are brandishing complimentry cards appending 'Dr' to their names. We dont know who is a real doctor anymore n Nigeria.

Pharmacists have since abdicated their roles in the health sector to traders and are now looking for fertile grounds by corrupting an allied profession. Pharma practice in Nigeria has stagnated in Nigeria so badly. While breakthroughs are being reported in other countries their only achievement in Nigeria is to be called doctors. Of course in Nigeria, anything goes.

But the sad part of this is that if u want to be a doctor and still legitimately proceed with your parmaceutical dreams, U can. They are called clinical pharmacologists and the country has many of them. But these charlatans want a short quick route. Why not? Everything goes in Nigeria.

For those who are quick to draw a parallel with what is obtainable in the US, the Nigerian Pharm D is a fraud for many reasons I dont have the time to go into.

The Nigerian pharmacists have simply taken the fight against doctors to a whole new level and they consider this a victory in what is no more than licensed quackery. The consequence is a chaotic health sector where nothing appears to be what it seems. Perhaps this wouldnt have happened if doctors out of selfishness have not tenaciously held on to leadership of the health sector in appointments to political and administrative positions! God help Nigeria.

This is another victim of the backward educational system in Nigeria. I actually feel sorry for you and illiterates with this same mentality. The rubbish you have written implies that pharmacists go through rigorous stress, pay extravagant fees and dedicate their lives to studying just to be called a 'doctor'. In developed parts of the world, modern medicine has transcended to a level that requires conscientious training and drug administration to preserve the lives of patients. Pharm. D is a reflection of that level of training. What is wrong with Nigerians reaching that level? What is wrong in taking measures that help in upgrading the health sector in Nigeria? Please stop showcasing the abysmal level of your IQ around others.

OP I feel for you but your lying wh0re of a fiancee has been cheating on you all this while. Most girls leave a relationship when another option shows up so you can either suck it up and move on or cause her sorrow too.
Invite her for one last talk in your house, act all hurt and tell her you are seeking closure. When she comes over act all passionate then offer her something to drink. The drink should be spiked with either a roofie where she falls asleep and ******* senselessly or the drink spiked with laxatives making her sh1t herself on the way home.
If you can't do this release her naked pictures on her facebook wall, hack her facebook and post
'I have had 5 abortions for my boyfriend but now my womb has been destroyed and I cannot have children anymore. Pls advice me'
If you need more comforting ideas PM me.
Goodluck as you recover from lyingbitchessyndrome.