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adaobi123:

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Jesus Christ of Nigeria

SniperInADiaper: What if he turns out to just be a truckpusher. . Can you handle that?

Nigerian men are............... one of a kind

amitalian: Georgia USA

Dont mind him . He's just being sarcastic .

Maybe Glo couldnt afford the excess money they spending on so-called ambassadors anymore ,so they decided subscribing to Arsene Wenger's spending policy . Papa Adenuga, idea is need ja re.

rhymaholic: Oga, u be fool for posting her picture online..very big fool at daat... Winifred na my paddy...I'm serving at Kalabari National College, Buguma, Asari-Toru LGA Rivers state i know u know where i'm talking about..u think i don't have a picture of her burnt body but i didn't post it online cos i wanted to respect her privacy but your mumuness no think dat. One..fool

I just wonder and still wondering whats wrong with you? . Did you say,shes your paddy?. Why on earth did she pick you or allow you to pick her as a friend? . What is facebook,twitter,instagram?...abi na offline? . Na over sabi dey worry you. Very sassy,I pity ur BF if you have any.

May her soul rest in peace and may nemesis catch up with the perpetrators in time,IJN.

REALITY101: Ok.. I will do that when you shave your mustache

... come on,you shouldnt talk to a lady like that na. BTW,is that you on ya profile pix @feed me more?

[quote author=code_0]THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN
OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE
AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS
HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM.
THE 77 SINGS WITH JOY. I HATE THEM TOO.
HELP!!![/quote] *falls down from statue of liberty*

amitalian: But that is a very long way to find out it's a scam. It started out as a scam . But then he finally told me what was up and after I got over the shock n realized it was him no matter what I thought he looked like. But I am still worried. But I don't have money so he's not after that lol. N he treats me so wonderful. I am truly happy to be his.

And for the record he is WAY better looking than the scam pic lol.

You see!!?. I feel the man is for real. I wouldnt blame him for the first scam cos when a nigeria joins a dating site with a good and real intention to find love is rather taken for a scammer. Its good he later confessed to you. I think you;re on the right path. Listen to your heart. Men from Nigeria are handsome...lol

amitalian: I hope I'm doing this right... We have been dating 2 years now n it only gets better. But I'm still so skeptical about the distance. We r trying to put together a trip right now but I'm nervous. Not nervous to meet him but to travel such a distance n jus being out of what I know.

Dont be!!!. Just take the risk dear and put in mind you are expecting two things, either for real or scam. By doing so,you wouldnt be shocked to your bones if you get to know it was a scam and if its real,you'll be as happy as my joystick .

very common with indian gals,asian generally.

REALITY101: awesome. What's this food called? How about meat instead of fish cuz both us don't do fish.

Lmao at getting her laid. I hope I can find those ingredients at African store around here.

you can use meat also . the food is called ODE, I think.

amitalian: Can it really work? Is it really real? Am I just being an Idiot? Does anyone have any REAL stories? I am American and I've found my Prince. He is Nigerian...

baby, its real and it works. If you meet the right nigerian,you wont regret it cos we are loving and caring may not be romantic but when it comes to real love,we give fully. .

you've been dating her for 5 years and you dont even know her and you think of marring her but you confused . Things has really fallen apart....smh

You came to the right place bruv. If you say she enjoys yoruba food then your plan(s) is playing PS2 with 'amateur' computer. Ingredients you'll need - Bird peppers—atawewe (Capsicum frutescens),Cayenne pepper or red pepper—Sombo (Capsicum frutescens),Atarodo (Capsicum annum),Tatase(Capsicum annum), Fish(cos she can still be the skinny gal you want ),palm oil/groundnut oil,maggi,salt,onions.

Step 1 - blend the atawewe,sombo,atarodo,tatase,onion(s) altogether .
Step 2 - heat your preferable oil (palm or groundnut oil) for like 2 mins or 3 mins.
Step 3 - pour your blended fruits into the oil.
Step 4 - cut your fish into pieces of your choice (make them moderately big).
Step 5 - pour the fish into the boiling soup,add maggi,salt and let it done for 20 mins.
Step 6 - ready to serve with either semo,wheat,amala,lafun,pounded yam or even popular eba.

Remember,she'll be so hot that,getting her laid will be very very easy for you. . Dont forget to tell me how it went bruv.

spongeback: And you are just knowing this now

what of you that knew it but still keep doing it nko?

zolajpower: i was thinkin dis online forum calld nairaland is meant 4 gentle,easy & intelignt ladis &gent. Dnt knw area boys and agbero come here 2. Mcheeew i was thinkin dis online forum calld nairaland is meant 4 gentle,easy & intelignt ladis &gent. Dnt knw area boys and agbero come here 2. Mcheeew

Poor you. Tell me a forum you have ?. Our area boys and agberos can browse now,,can open a thread,read and comment,isn't that a plus to nigeria?. If they piss you,you ignore bro. Welcome!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Moved..not thrashed[/quote]

Idowuogbo: *singing destiny's child*

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say Bado I love you....

Badoo, abi church deeper life lon lo ni?

Idowuogbo: Na! Dats ur biological fada.

Badoo

[quote author=Donalð Genes][/quote]Jezz!! .. Is that his ball.s?

Idowuogbo: Dem no tell u I get bored easily?

I'm sorry gan . We can e-start it again

Idowuogbo: Hey!! My ex e-boyfriend, awayu? Long time no saw

Ex ke!! .. Why na?

Idowuogbo:

... How are you e?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]you say wetin? yoru_what? you must be kidding moi.........................then you never see our south-south guys......dey dere dey dull.........lol[/quote]South-south wetin?... Most of them(youths) are leppa,na dem old mamas get them.

Bad guy @donald genes. Igbo gals can have beards and mustache. Saw one around mende wif hair on her chest . Yoruba people are the best jare, God jast blessed them wif the as.s

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..juss finished eatin Apple Pie...Not sure if u guys in Nigeria ever heard of it but its Simila to wot u people call Fufu...Only difference is that it has apple & cheery in it!..LONDON!! [/quote]How do you its similar to fufu?... You are jenifer's real brother... Have you smoked ur €500 a box of cigar this week?

Jezzz!!!.... Too long jare,couldn't read it but knew waht you are saying by the first comment.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Typical Tpia....always thinking there is a conspiracy against her.

If there is someone I know on NL who does not generalize, it is Mrs Chima. I might not know her offline but her online personality says so. She is playful and jokes a lot.

I don't see why you should get like this over a simple issue[/quote]Scope

The movies I can watch 100 times are
- the scent of a woman
- the silver lining playbook
- grown ups
- 3 idots
- hangover 1,2 and 3
- the pursuit of happiness
- men of valor
- snitch
- the tourist
- and any movie I see,zach gallifinaski,adam sandler,ben stiller,owen wilson,al pacino,robert de nero,will smith.