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Moji12: ewo bros wetin naaaa,shoooo all des lecture cos of igbo :oi hail oooo,well thanks it irritates me to d point of wanting to throw up. Sorry ur hypothesis no work for me. so

Not meant for the soft but the brewed

This's interesting but the name should be changed. B4 I forget, what do strong men do?

You are high ... What's now the public bizz wif ur sorry ass life ?. Why can't you tell her everytin u said here and save nairalandd the new 'senseless threads' opened every minutes. Notice me oshi

byvan: I hope he is not back to infect you with HIV virus,where is your brain at

He might be coming back for good. Maybe he didnt know her value until he lost it andd couldn't find her replacement.

When grown ups like you who prefares to come to a forum for an advice that concerns their life,future,heart etc are labelled something else (make I no talk otherwise) and should still be under parental guidance. Girl, take ur decision(s),don't look back,have no regrets. Life other name is learn(ing). This is what I call spreading ur dirty linen on nairaland. It is easy to console urself when the decision u took turned out bad than the decision u took from others and you'll be like: had I know,they warned me,blah blah blah. Babe,if you truly need advice,ur mother is the best.

I hope it will be like the housewives season film I watch... She will be the wife of....

ogugua88: There's truth in treating a man like an animal?

Na wa. When men treat women like animals, we no fit hear word.

It only takes an animal to treat one like an animal. So,to perfectly treat a man like one,the woman must be one. . Is it possible for a goat to treat a dog like a dog or a goat?

Why should u stare when you can glance

Its like her father is a rottweiler and her mother is a chihuahua,you could imagine the kind of breed they will produce. BTW, the question we shud ask you women that says ' men are dogs' is, how are male dogs treated by their females(biatch)?. As have known dogs for long,A male dog fockks his (biatch)mother, Bleep any biatch in their mating period wifout toasting(sometimes group bleeping,3 on a biatch),has no responsibility(leaves it for the biatch) and when the mating period comes again,she(biatch) willingly gives him the usual do.ggy style. The human side, male dogs are preferable in any aspect(security,dog show,etc) while the biatches are used for puppy factory(dog trafficking) . Its even said that, male dogs are smarter,sensible than female dogs(vet docs,abeg prove me wrong on this). So,what are you women saying?

Happy birthday to him. But why would a man in his right senses insult a married woman just because Democracy permits him?. This is the man that told jonathan to consider HOMOS cos they have rights too. This is the man that said he doesnt believe in any God,so he doesnt think there is one. This is the man that divorced 3 times. This is the man that started confraternity (who told you,the main purpose was to fight our colonial masters?). This man is in a very popular and strong occult group in Nigeria (Dont ask me how i know). We (nigerians) are the ones shooting ourselves in the leg but will always blame it on something shaaa. Whatever!!!

love is a fairy tale

The barbing salons I've been to aint getting the haircut style. Please who knows a very good barbing salon in lagos,anywhere in lagos. Thanks in anticipation

FOR some time now, the entire West seems to be engaging the rest of the world in a very fierce war to get everyone on earth to buy into the GROUND SIN called ‘same-sex marriage’. It appears very clearly that the West is in a hurry to provoke God’s anger as Sodom and Gomorrah did in the Bible days.

But America, UK and their allies in this treason against God and humanity are conversant with Bible history, I believe, and maybe want to know what God would do. Why is the West in this self-destructive mission?

And why do they want to involve the rest of the world in the satanic agenda? If President Obama wanted to sign the death warrant of the whole of America, maybe we can keep quiet and watch. Even Prime Minister Cameron is at liberty to take the whole of United Kingdom on a suicide mission.

But what is worrisome here is the unrelenting effort to drag the whole world to a battle against the Almighty God. Same-sex marriage is totally senseless, illogical and indeed an aberration. In every part of Africa, it is an abomination with or without the mention of religion.

There is no scarcity of men or women for anybody who wants to marry. God designed in creation that marriage should be a union between a man and a woman and that is what has made procreation possible. It takes positive and negative to supply energy.

The man supplies the sperm that fertilizes the eggs in the woman’s ovaries and she conceives and gives birth to a child after nine months and everybody celebrates the joy of the arrival of a new baby. The entire process of procreation is natural and Godly.

America, UK and their allies today choose to see civilization as a vehicle of confrontation against God. Just a few days ago, it was reported that the Prime Minister Cameron of Britain has boasted he will speak to President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria to ensure that Nigeria toes the line of same-sex marriage legalisation.

Apparently, not sure he will be able to persuade President Jonathan to work against the wishes of Nigerians, he decided to adopt intimidation as tool for engagement by coming up with a policy of c ash-bond charge of N750,000 for any Nigerian wanting a UK visa to visit the United Kingdom.

I think a constructive dialogue and engagement should have been the right approach looking at it from the human rights point of view. Ostensibly, the concern of President Obama and his brother the Prime Minister Cameron in this matter of same-sex marriage I believe is the respect for human rights and not animal rights.

Therefore, Obama and Cameron should start first by showing leadership to their people, divorcing their wives and then take fellow men as wives or husbands. They should then give us time to observe how such marriages will work with them while at the same time they denounce the children gotten in their previous marriages.

The whole world must know that the agenda behind democratic universalism and its sister, same-sex marriage and the philosophy of the promoters and proponents is to destroy humanity. It is well understood now that the concept of democratic universalism is to push God by the side and enthrone humanism.

Surprisingly, many kid Westerners today describe the Creator of the Heaven and the Earth as “SKY DAD” and they call it human rights, that is the right to choose to do evil and also to force others to do the same. Freemason is the cult propagating democratic universalism which says that nobody should pray in a public school. Nobody should even talk about Bible or God so as not to offend the sensibilities of the Anti – Christ.

You can not even correct your child for doing wrong in the US and in the UK amongst other Western nations because of the prevalent child rights laws in these countries.

What sense does it make to legalise the right of one to commit suicide? Do we call this human rights or animal rights, when a whole community of supposedly civilized people has lost their senses and now headed to self-destruction? I hope that President Jonathan will without further delay sign into law the Act of Parliament as passed by our own National Assembly forbidding in entirety ‘same-sex marriage’ in Nigeria.

Mr. Jonathan does not need Obama or Cameron and their allies to win 2015 presidential election in Nigeria if he so desires and is so desperate. Nigeria will decide who governs them and NOT the freemason cult with its headquarters in the USA.

They may decide who becomes American President or British Prime Minister. This terrible and ungodly cult is the father and author of democratic universalism and same-sex marriage. It is intended to change the lifestyle of every individual and nation, to bring everybody in collision with God and that will be the end of the world. I challenge President Obama and Prime Minister Cameron to open debate on SAME SEX MARRIAGE IF THEY ARE NOT ASHAMED!

Dr. MARTINS IWUANYANWU, a social critic, wrote from Lagos.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/uk-visa-conditions-same-sex-marriage-and-democratic-universalism/#sthash.oLh1IdLg.dpuf

Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!!
Her husband is an Ibo guy [Ikechukwu] and She sure knows how to speak and write Ibo!!! And finally she is actually from Cape Town! I have her on my BBM!! So speak what you know sir!!!

you should have let her speak for herself ITK . Do having her on your BBM pays your BIS? .

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, commonly known as Mahatma Gandhi, was the preeminent leader of Indian nationalism in British-ruled India. Employing non-violent civil disobedience, Gandhi led India to independence and inspired movements for non-violence, civil rights and freedom across the world. He was born October 02, 1869 and died January 30, 1948.

QUOTES....
“I came to the conclusion long ago that all religions were true and that also that all had some error in them, and while I hold by my own religion, I should hold other religions as dear as Hinduism. So we can only pray, if we were Hindus, not that a Christian should become a Hindu; but our innermost prayer should be that a Hindu should become a better Hindu, a Muslim a better Muslim, and a Christian a better Christian.” ( )

“Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive because your words become your behavior. Keep your behavior positive because your behavior becomes your habits. Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny.”

“Silence becomes cowardice when occasion demands speaking out the whole truth and acting accordingly.”

“Let the first act of every morning be to make the following resolve for the day:
- I shall not fear anyone on Earth.
- I shall fear only God.
- I shall not bear ill will toward anyone.
- I shall not submit to injustice from anyone.
- I shall conquer untruth by truth. And in resisting untruth, I shall put up with all suffering.”

“I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.”

“In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.” (EXACTLY)

“I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.”

“Hate the sin, love the sinner.”

“Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.” (ONE OF MY BEST)

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” (I LUV THIS ALOT)

“Seven Deadly Sins:
-Wealth without work
-Pleasure without conscience
-Science without humanity
-Knowledge without character
-Politics without principle
-Commerce without morality
-Worship without sacrifice.”

“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.” (LUV GAN)

“it's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone”

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”

“Terrorism and deception are weapons not of the strong, but of the weak.”

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.”

“It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err"

“It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.”

“To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman. If by strength is meant brute strength, then, indeed, is woman less brute than man. If by strength is meant moral power, then woman is immeasurably man's superior. Has she not greater intuition, is she not more self-sacrificing, has she not greater powers of endurance, has she not greater courage? Without her, man could not be. If nonviolence is the law of our being, the future is with woman. Who can make a more effective appeal to the heart than woman?”

“A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."

HAPPY NEW MONTH,MAY IT BE A BLISSFUL MONTH,IJN,AMEN.

Adufaye: Immature love says: 'I love you
because I need you.' Mature love says
'I need you because I love you.'

Gravitation is not responsible for
people falling in love.

Love is a serious mental disease.

Lovers may die, but true love never dies.

The spaces between our fingers were created so
that another person’s fingerscould fill them in.

Nice one man.... I love the first quote,is sought of a poem.

Your second quote is by Albert Einstein

bad meat: Money for hand,back for ground

“A person's a person, no matter how small you're - Dr Seuss

Chillisauce: Nice!

Mine:


Love conquers all!

sure dude

Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”― Mother Teresa

“Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.”― Plato

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
― Albert Einstein

“I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I know that when we die and it comes time for God to judge us, he will not ask, 'How many good things have you done in your life?' rather he will ask, 'How much love did you put into what you did?”― Mother Teresa

“I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.”― Martin Luther King Jr.

“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.”
― Bob Marley

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”―Holy Bible (love this alot)

“How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.”― Shel Silverstein

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”― Robert Frost

“It isn't possible to love and part. You will wish that it was. You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know by experience that the poets are right: love is eternal.”― E.M. Forster

“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.”― Sophocles

“I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.”― Maya Angelou

“It is good to love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is well done.”― Vincent van Gogh (among me favorite)

“When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.”
― Albert Einstein

“The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.”― W. Somerset Maugham

Drop yours too

mrakin: Pls help me I need to download the movie titled THE PURSUIT of HAPPYNESS.
I lost phone and that movie is my favourite. Pls help.
You may suggest other movies that are similar to the above
Thanks

www.kat.ph

pursuit of happiness

Golden Lady: This gif is so funny. Is this an NFL team member? What happened, did the kicker miss?

thats WALE, American singer but from Nigeria I think

uniqueval: Weed gives you inspiration, makes you see things in multi-dimensions, your limits become limitless, your fears become you foot stool, you get overwhelmed with so much energy - so much so dat when it comes to s ex, you perform like a semi-god, you walk like a king and put fears in the eyez of many - so much so dat dey find it hard to steal a glance ---an ex-con

CLICHE

Moji12: u mean weed as in unwanted grass?is he mad?





caught u dere,hell no I hat da smell eww!

Have you heard of SK before?..... Sconk ...... Its good for relaxation after a stressful/strenuous day/week but not to be taken regularly. Its better than sleeping pills,trust me . You can cook it,chew it or smoke it any which way but if you decide to smoke it avoid the covering thin, usually white, paper. The smoker's pipe instead. I'm talking too much now, my 2 cent .

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions....

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology" lol

shymexx: Loool.

I understand your point but we can't deny how impressive they've been in the qualifiers.

Also, they did well at the last world cup and could've made history by being the first African team to make the semis - if not for Suarez's handball. And Gyan's stupidity.

Btw, Ghana has a solid team and arguably the best midfield in Africa.

Ghana is jast like my team Arsenal ... Good start but bad finish. I think the best mifield in Africa should be cote de voire likes of YaYa,tioTe,zamora,gevinho to mention few.