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Romance / How To Attract Women Like A Lion by BabaGrinz(m): 2:51am On Apr 08, 2017
Whoever said chivalry is dead was right. These days, it’s not about being her worshiping knight; that’s just spooky and over-eager. To truly win the heart (and treasures) of the fair dames, you need to become someone she admires and respects. Just like you, women like to feel like they’ve won a person’s attraction, not like it came as easily as a fortune cookie with Chinese takeout. They want to feel like they’ve earned it!
Unlike what you might’ve been told, the rewarding road to her affections is not by being a jackass. That is, unless of course, you don’t mind reeling in an insecure nut-job who’s probably also an ugly crier anyways– no thanks. It’s about maintaining a balance between playing the confident catch and the semi-sweet lover. You should be in the middle if you want to play the game of thrones– with you being on top as the king lion and her kneeling at your feet, hopefully…
So are you ready to rule? Let’s see how it’s done.
THE ART OF CONFIDENCE
Being confident means behaving with certainty. There’s no room for second guessing yourself with beautiful women. You’ve got to believe that you’re just as great and have a handful of reasons to warrant her desire and attention. If you roll with that self-belief, she’ll buy into what you’re selling.
So, does this mean you can’t still be chivalrous and do things like holding a door? Sure you can, but do it like you own the place. There’s a difference between being the desperate tail-chaser and the charming Casanova– which one are you?
NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION
Body language is the crux of being a good seducer. You’d be surprised to learn how influential these silent but deadly cues can be. The way you strut, gesture or even glance can be the difference between making a mediocre impression and being an alpha lion.
Consider how you enter a bar for instance. Are you the guy who struts in wearing his best kicks, nodding to all the waitresses he knows and then slips into the best seat in the house, saved especially for him? Be that guy! He’s the one who commands authority and respect, inviting women to not only take him seriously but develop instant attraction.
Losers, on the other hand, will waver in these social skills. They may lack eye contact, talk timidly and keep their sweaty palms in their pockets– all signs of an insecure guy. So, if you want to convince her you’re the man, you need to act, move and believe you’re actually the man! Period.
HOW TO APPLY IT
This approach to confidence can also be applied to tons of dating situations. If you’re taking a woman out for the typical drinks or dinner scenario, show her that you’re well-groomed in the art of talking to beautiful ladies. What does this mean? Right away, show her this isn’t your first rodeo; act casually, almost as if pretty women are a dime a dozen, and assertively mention what you like about the venue, then suggest some drinks. You can also compliment her on something that’s clearly trending among most girls lately, hinting that you’re a connoisseur of females, which leaves her wondering where she stands within your sea of experience. If you can create this feeling, you’ve mastered your display of confidence.
VERBAL COMMUNICATION
The goal of your verbal communication is to maintain an even playing field. So, if you’re stuck with a cocky chick who’s all gassed up in her glory, you should know how to cleverly flip the script on her, taking away her edge. To put this in play, you must create the understanding that she has to earn you– not the other way around! This role-reversal is surprisingly easy if you know some simple verbal cues.
Yet, keep in mind, none of these strategies will work if you don’t assert your status. Simply put, you need to target a woman’s need for approval. All women want to feel special and validated in some way. By satisfying that need, you’ll establish a favorable power dynamic that makes her much more attracted to you. Here’s how to do it!
HOW TO APPLY IT
First you have to set yourself up as someone impressive enough to create flattery. If she doesn’t care about you, your approval will carry little meaning for her. Yet, if you create the impression that you’re confident and choosy, she’ll want to be one of the lucky girls to catch your attention. Here are some things you can say to create this interest:
“ It’s nice to be with a women who can actually hold a conversation. Wow–brains and beauty, I may have found a winner .”
This comment makes her wonder about how many beautiful women you’ve dated and how much you value brains over beauty. She’ll then wonder which category she meets most. Now, you’ve gained control.
“It’s refreshing being out with a brunette for a change; my mom always says I should be dating them.”
(This line can be swapped for blondes) Now she’s immediately wondering if she measures up to your typical taste in women. Boom! You’ve taken away her edge.
You get the idea here. And you don’t have to be good looking to pull it off, seriously! On a primitive level, women simply want to be with the man who demonstrates strength and status. In the animal kingdom, the fiercest lion gets his pick of the feline babes, so basically, you need to be the top lion.
DRESS TO UnCloth HER
You know when people say, “It’s not about the size, it’s how you use it?” The same logic applies to how you dress; it’s not about your looks, it’s about how you present them. In truth, dressing is probably one of the most underused tools of attraction. Ultimately, the key to undressing her is to properly dress yourself.
There are many guys who think they’re great dressers with their try-hard collar shirts and gag-worthy cologne, but in reality, they’re repelling women like crazy. In many cases, you can turn off a woman by accidentally wearing an outfit that suggests desperation. If your expensive Armani shirt is practically screaming, “Please sleep with me, I’m thirsty”, she won’t be going home with you– unless maybe you’re Zac Efron holding a puppy. So, that being said, it’s safer to under-dress just a bit. However, at the same time, you also don’t want your look to seem too laid back and careless.
So, the question is: are you the frump-dump that rolls up wearing track pants and a Metallica shirt or do you have a trendy outfit that commands respect? You choose.
THE ART OF FLIRTATION
A true master of flirtation will use compliments to take a woman’s guard down. When used properly, they can prove extremely effective in creating attraction.
When we talk about compliments, we mean the genuine, heart-melting ones– not the backhanded digs taught by most failed “players”. This approach is for amateurs and only works on young, insecure girls– hopefully, you can aim higher.
Before giving a compliment, you must remember, as mentioned earlier, to assert yourself as having authority and status in order to give credibility to your compliment. Essentially, for the compliment to work, she needs to want you in the first place. Once you’ve established yourself as a confident guy, she’ll be putty in your hands after she’s heard some of your well-chosen compliments. It’ll be like
handing out doggy treats to a hungry puppy. She has no chance!
HOW TO SWEETEN HER UP
To get a smile on her face, you need to play nice– at least a little. But it’s not the type of nice where you’re idolizing her or kissing the ground she walks on; it’s a smug, semi-sweet type of nice where she’s manipulated into feeling vulnerable around you. The trick is making her feel both safe and adorable by babying her a bit– yes that’s right, you’ve got to give her the bae treatment, at least a little taste of it. She’ll have no choice but to feel like your princess and that’s when her castle walls come crashing down, boys!
In reality, of course, you’re just disguising your filthy needs with a bow, along with ruffles, and some sparkles to boot. Women are suckers for this approach. They don’t even know it. They love feeling like they’re your special gem or that one in a million girl. Here are some phrases that can instantly make her feel like the “good girl” in your eyes, buttering her up to the point of being blindsided… but careful, she may fall in love.
“What adorable nail polish you have. Did you do that for me, cutie?”
” LOOK at this face! Have you ever seen such a face!”
” Awe, muffin, you have the cutest cheeks when you smile”
Use these lines on the “princess”, so the dragon comes out– and it needs to be slayed– hard! At the end of the day, she wants it; she just needs the right “prince” to bring it out.
Not only will these strategies make women more attracted to you, they will create a ripple effect. Nearby ladies will take notice of your inner lion, and start pining to be your queen of your jungle (or the tigress in the backseat of your car– whatever “royal realm” she’ll settle for).
Stay mighty, boys!
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Looking At President Buhari: Caption This Photo by BabaGrinz(m): 9:08pm On Apr 05, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Nigerians React To Bally's Eviction (photos) by BabaGrinz(m): 11:26pm On Apr 02, 2017
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Romance / For Guyz:11 Moves To Give Dem Ladies Dat Will Blow Her Mind.. by BabaGrinz(m): 9:33pm On Apr 01, 2017
Men and women may think sex is just sex. Hence, after a couple of months or even years it can feel like you have done it all. You know exactly where to put a hand, rub a particular area and bam you are there. Although, the act of penetration is pretty much the same, there are ways you can spice up your sex life.
Yes, getting dressed up and role playing is fun. But if the moves are the same every single time you run the risk of making your sex life pretty vanilla flavour. The human body has erogenous zones that when stimulated takes sex to the next level.
Whether it’s touching, bitting, pulling, when done right, these moves will take the dullness out your sex life. Men may worry they are being disrespectful or too rough with their partner. As long as no one is actually getting physically or emotionally hurt, fun and erotic sex among consenting adults is always welcomed.

#1. Breasts are there for a reason, stop ignoring them!
Guys tend to think breasts are only there for pre-intimacy and tend to forget about them during intercourse. Breastfeeding are highly stimulated through touching and caressing. Lightly and we mean lightly bitting the nipples will help a woman reach a bigger orgasm. If she's on top of you, cup the breasts and tease them by circling around them with your fingers.

#2. Know where her center of gravity is to help her reach orgasms of epic proportions.
The center of gravity is the erogenous zone located two inches from the vaginal opening. The tissue in this area is highly sensitive causing high sexual pleasure when touched. Placing a couple of pillows under your partner's butt will elevate her body, making it easier for you to touch the much coveted center of gravity.

#3. Be spontaneous and surprise her with a quickie!
Women loved being surprised when it comes to sex. Don't plan it out and go with the flow. If you find her irresistible when she's reading or when she comes home from work, show it by seducing her right there and then. And it doesn't mean you have to get all undressed either, just the undies off to get the action going is more than enough.

#4. You may not know this but gently pulling her hair gets her more aroused.
We don't mean pulling it from behind acting out a hooker-style movie scene. Instead, grab strands and tug gently at them. This is ideal when you are engaged in a hot, passionate encounter where she wants it a little rougher than usual

#5. She may be a lady every other time but talking dirty to her is hot.
Women love good poetry even if that poet talks dirty. We don't mean calling her a "slut" or "LovePeddler." We are talking about the gritty details you want to do to her as well as what you love about her body, her face. Women love hearing how good they are in the sack too.

#6. There's a reason necking in school was so hot.
The skin in this area is thin and let's face it's extremely sexy to neck. Whether you are kissing, licking, or bitting her neck, this will make her Hot for you. Remember kissing the collarbone area is also very stimulating

#7. Giving her MouthAction can get her to climax.
If your partner feels self-conscious when you go down there, ease into it. Start by touching and caressing the area to get her to relax. You also need to remember that for her to reach climax you have to vary what you do from licking, sucking, and even a gentle bite. You will know she is enjoying herself when she reacts to your moves.

#8. Blow her mind by getting her to orgasm during sex.
You can actually stimulate a woman's clitoris during intercourse. It's easier if she is on top. You can either cup her mound, press one or two fingers on her clitoris or simply rub her in that area. She'll let you know as soon as you get her to climax.

#9. Don't stop the kissing, even while you are having sex.
Kissing is such a sensuous, intimate act that you need to keep it going. And you can change the speed, strength, and motions based on the type of sex you are having. If it's slow love making, then the kissing needs to be soft and gentle. If it's hot and passionate sex, then it needs to be hot, dirty kissing.

#10. It's ok to be dominant and aggressive. Just remember she has to be comfortable with it.
Women love it when guys are aggressive in bed. It's erotic when you pull her closer to you and make her feel like you are about to devour her. Whether it's throwing her on the bed, holding her wrists above her head, or gently pulling her hair, you need to be in command.

#11. Guys, don't just leave after doing the deed.
Stay in bed and cuddle. Talk about the awesome sex session you just had. Suggest what you want repeated next time or what new sex escapade you both want to try. This is a great time to bond. And who knows you both might get second wind to go for another round.

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Romance / Thunder For Sale by BabaGrinz(m): 12:21am On Apr 01, 2017
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Romance / 5 Ways To Deal With People Who Don't Value Your Worth by BabaGrinz(m): 6:44pm On Mar 30, 2017
One of the more difficult problems in life is allowing the behavior of other people to affect how we judge ourselves. When we feel rejected by co-workers, family or friends, we tend to look at ourselves as wrong or unworthy. The most important thing to know is that the actions of other people have very little to do with you.
If a friend is distant, your mom is critical or your boss gets mad at you, this has everything to do with what’s going on with them and very little to do with you (and your value as a person). They might be having a bad day, or are caught up in some story going on in their heads and so on.
So what do you do when you are not feeling that others value your worth?

**Don’t take it personally. Remember that others’ actions don’t have anything to do with you and let it go. Tell yourself that their actions have everything to do with them.

**Feel your emotions. Emotions arise when you’re triggered by something outside of you or going on inside of you—these emotions are our friends. Emotions are our brain’s method of letting us know that we aren’t on track to meet our needs. A good way to calm yourself is to identify the emotion by name; I’m angry, resentful, hurt and etc. Just saying what you feel will calm you down. Then you can look to yourself rather than to others.

**Reaffirm your value. If you feel yourself doubting your value because of others’ actions, recognize that you determine your value. Your value is not determined by others’ actions or judgments. Reaffirm that you believe you have great value—appreciate the things about yourself that are good and that have value. Be grateful for this.

**Adhere to your boundaries. Know what you will and will not accept, and don’t allow yourself to be pressured or feel humiliated. Act in accordance with whom you are and what you believe. Healthy personal boundaries and high self-esteem go hand in hand. Having strong boundaries means that you prioritize your needs and your emotions and do not assume responsibility for someone else’s needs and emotions.

**Show compassion. If a person is rude, irritated, defensive or afraid, then he or she is in pain. When you’ve already checked in with yourself and realized you are good to go, then help the other person relieve his or her pain. If your help is not wanted, then that’s OK too. Your worth isn’t determined by whether someone wants or uses your help—it’s the fact that you tried to help that’s a statement of your value.

We can be better friends and co-workers if we take things less personally, are aware of our emotions, adhere to our boundaries and are more compassionate

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Romance / This Is What It Means When Your Man Loves Giving You MouthAction by BabaGrinz(m): 4:40pm On Mar 25, 2017
Does your man absolutely LOVE going down on you? Almost to a point of it being an obsession? Well there's a reason his tongue likes to constantly go downtown, and it's not just to please you. And what woman doesn't like being eaten out?
It's much more mainstream for women to acknowledge their oral skills, as men usually keep their fetish behind clothes doors. Tongue-clitoral stimulation is just as important as a Mouth Action, so it's about time we talk open and honestly about men giving head.
Men who truly have a passion for going down usually enjoy the feeling of their partner getting wet in their mouth. He will have a massive orgasm later just by tasting you and watching you enjoy every moment. He's obsessed with the view as well, because he's able to see your private area up close and personal while pleasuring it.
Some men begin to go down on you when they feel insecure in the relationship, afraid you'll leave them if they don't at least blow your mind in the bedroom. Other guys say they go down simply for equality reasons, as they respect their woman's decision to give oral and want to return the favor.
If he's a smart guy, he's realized the best orgasm a woman can have is when her clitoris is stimulated. He more than likely is a seasoned professional who knows exactly what to do to give you a mind blowing clitoral orgasm, and he's proud of his skills. Get a man that loves to please you just as much as you do him!

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Romance / For Men..according To Research Treatment Eating A Vigina Can Cure Cancer by BabaGrinz(m): 8:12am On Mar 23, 2017
Experts have been using most of their time trying to find new solution to the problems that the society is facing right now. Especially when it comes to the diseases, they are constantly trying to find new ways that could be effective and efficient for all the people.
Eating a vagina can save you from cancer
Did you know that eating a girl’s private organ could save you from fatal diseases such as cancer and heart disease? According to the research that was made in the State University of New York, the most important meal that a man should take is eating a v@gina.
The hormones such as the DHEA Hormones and Oxytocin are being produced whenever cunnilingus happens. These hormones are capable of preventing cancer to an individual. This act does not only satisfy the urges of man and woman but also helps improve the health condition of an individual.
It is a way of enjoying the pleasure while having health benefits. So the next time that you doubt about going down on a woman, be sure to keep all of these things in your mind. This is not only for your safety but also for the pleasure of your body.
Oya na... No be me talk am oo... Its high time we fight cancer with all seriousness!!!! I Hope you're all with me on this....
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Service & Sales Personnel by BabaGrinz(m): 11:38am On Mar 22, 2017
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Romance / Re: Man's Girlfriend Is Cheating On Him With His Dry Cleaner by BabaGrinz(m): 6:42pm On Mar 19, 2017

Celebrities / Re: Gifty Reveals She Was Once Married As She Cries In An Interview (video) by BabaGrinz(m): 4:31pm On Mar 14, 2017
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Romance / Re: Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2017
lefulefu:

op says a man"s semen contains happy hormones that makes ladies happy all the time grin

maybe she wan pratica base on live show...so u fit help her out cool grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 2:00pm On Mar 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




grin


Hahahahah...I'm here ooo

oya na... i no say u like bera tin buh just take am easy ooo....cos e wai honey go reach wai e no go de sweet 4 mouth again oo
Romance / Re: Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 1:48pm On Mar 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




grin


QUEENSUCCUBUS is my Name... HARDCORE SEX is my game grin tongue

QUEEN.......QUEEN....... QUEEN...... QUEEN....How many time did i call u.... be werry caiful ooo....o baje oo...if u jam jam u go knw
Romance / Re: Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 1:46pm On Mar 12, 2017
negaiyke:
Hian....well come to think of it..
it implies that since all the aforementioned nutrients are needed by both sexes then males should also swallow their semen too...abi the men no wan get the nutritional benefits too lurbish angry

broz..if u wan swallow ...go swallow ..nobori de stop u..afta all na ur bori u de put am 4 insyd grin cool
Romance / Re: Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



shocked shocked shocked


Wow! I never tasted an ice-cream Cum flava before grin

your own case na diffrent mata grin cool....na vinilla flavour or strawberry flavour
Romance / Re: Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 10:37am On Mar 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


I agree with u OP but those who smoke/drink...their warm milk has a terrible taste undecided


I'm very specific to the taste...

grin cool
Romance / Ladies See The Reason Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You......... by BabaGrinz(m): 10:13am On Mar 12, 2017
Science Backed Reasons Why Swallowing Semen Is Good For You.
Semen is always associated with getting a woman pregnant. That is why condoms and other forms of contraceptives are encouraged for not just safe sex but also to keep the possibility of a pregnancy at bay. Researchers, however, are realizing that this seed baby making substance does more than originally thought.
In fact, scientists have discovered that semen is actual healthy and good for you. Doctors have known there are benefits to a woman's health when semen enters through the vagina or orally. Here is what happens when you swallow semen.
Antidepressant.
A study by the State University of New York found that semen works as an antidepressant. The findings reveal women are less likely to experience suicidal thoughts.
Sleep.
Semen contains melatonin, a hormone from the pineal glands, that gives you that sleep side effect
Rich in vitamins.
Semen is full of calcium, magnesium, potassium, zinc, vitamin C, vitamin B12, and lactic acid among others
Blood pressure.
A Dutch study found that swallowing the seminal fluid during MouthAction may save your heart. "The present study shows that MouthAction and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia," the study read. Preeclampsia is a condition that occurs to pregnant women, developing high blood pressure.
Prostate cancer.
The Journal of the American Medical Association reports that "high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer."
Fire extinguisher.
Researchers from Polytechnic University of Turin, Italy, found that a DNA in fish sperm does not burn in a fire. The team is working to replicate this super power to be used in flame-retardants. Ok, this is not men's sperm but researchers have yet to study men's seminal fluid to see if it can also do the same.
Anxiety.
Semen contains thyrotropin and serotonin which helps to fight off depression and anxiety
Tooth decay.
Seminal fluid has zinc and calcium which help prevents tooth decay. Just don't stop brushing your teeth.
Hot.
It is believed that semen works as a Hot agent, meaning you want sex more.
Breast cancer.
The Cancer Research Center of Lyon, France found after a ten year study that women who consume large quantities of semen reduce the risk of developing breast cancer by as much as 58 per cent.
Fertile grounds.
Semen encourages ovulation, thus, women feeling hornier during this time as well.
Sex drive.
With all the happy hormones being released during ejaculation, it is no wonder women report having a bigger sex drive.
Memory and mental alertness.
Seminal fluid has been known to improve a woman's memory and mental alertness.
Prevent morning sickness.
Semen is known to prevent morning sickness. Here's the catch though, it must be the same sperm that made you pregnant in the first place.
Get rid of wrinkles.
Spermine found in the seminal fluid not only makes skin appear softer, it reduces wrinkles.
Reduces pain.
It has been noted that sex can help relieve pain.
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Kissing And Romancing A Woman (Photos) by BabaGrinz(m): 12:36am On Jan 23, 2017
cool embarassed undecided

Jokes Etc / Re: Kitchen, Living Room, The Other Room: See This Trending Picture by BabaGrinz(m): 12:39am On Oct 16, 2016
grin grin cool

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Romance / Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by BabaGrinz(m): 10:19pm On Oct 05, 2016
Dear Hubby, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore brand new silk lingerie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your DVDs. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Wife P.S. don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to Montreal together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my DVDs so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About that new silk lingerie: I turned away from you because the $99.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $100 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 100 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone... Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Hubby, Quite Rich & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Charles was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem. R~
Jokes Etc / Caption This.... by BabaGrinz(m): 8:45pm On Sep 27, 2016
what is baba asking jonah.?

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