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@SuNnChNn
I was just jokin, may u live long to see your tenth generation (AMEN)!!! by then u will be as light as a piece of cloth.

@sunnnchnn (watever this means)
I just started my race on the track of life. so multiply your 100yrs by 2, thats the number of yrs i have got left. so definitely u will see fela b4 i do,pls tell him We miss his beats. Safe Journey!!

SuNnChNn:
the cold period is longer than the hot days.

When it is cold or hot, u're always one step to heaven.

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SuNnChNn:
I am one step to heaven, place to cold

Greet them when u get there, my regards to FELA especially, i miss him

@shawna
Is that you dumping something? u are an expert

Ilu Eyinbo (obodo oyinbo)

@MP007
yeah u are rite, the city is damn dirty but still preferable to where ever u are from. (just kiddin). Maybe its because of the population and high level of illeteracy. u havent seen anything yet, there are some dirtier places in "inner" ibadan but we are trying to get that controlled.
@lyricalgen
very long time ago. what year did ur bro graduate?

@mubowa
GA,ATL.

TYPOP:
@ babaibadan,

Do you attend MFM? ever read where Jesus asked us to love our enemies?
i just wanted to ask.

Am not conversant with that part of the bible. I read Old testament most of the time where enemies are dealt with instantly I only attend MFM ocassionally.

@soul patrol
All of your $hits(busines) are awardwinning.

@busta
u had an ajebota childhood, cant be compared to ajepako one;so full of fun.

mamaput:
Sometimes we used to scratch broken white plates on the stone ground till it forms powder and use it to polish our finger nails. Till they shine

did that, egg shells were used instead.

@dolly pee
Mine is AKANDE,i even like it better than my first name and she also "ki mi" anytime she calls. YEs she is still in Oja-Igbo waiting for death to come knocking . I was even told she has started some funny talks ( u know how old pple do when they are nearing grave). I am mixture of ajeboism and ajepakoism too. One thing i will never forget about those ibadan ghettos is the brown roofs (LOL). HAve u been to Mapo HAll, there u will get a better view of what am talking about.All the roofs are just brown!!

iice:
My dear if you have to put the link up there, am afraid you telekenesis needs work

where should it be?

shawna:
u're welcome

To your house?
Am listening to Jamie Foxx's Extravaganza but hes kinda acting like John Legend singing like him too.Ghetto story feat. Alicia is also tight.

@shawna
u are a darling, am enjoyin the hot new jamz on the jamaican site. Am actually listening to margirita by sleepy brown feat.pharell and big boi. now. Never knew P diddy's gurls have a new joint. oh! *dancing*

sleepy brown, pharell williams, big boi - Margarita

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The Salt campaign has been created by the Food Standards Agency in order to reduce the amount of salt people eat. Too much salt can raise blood pressure, which increases the chances of developing heart disease and stroke. The site provides more information about how too much salt can affect health, hidden salt, myths, the daily limit, benefits of less salt, and salt consumption in babies and children. Other features of the site include a salt calculator, how to read labels, cooking without salt, history of salt, and access to a game (requiring Shockwave 8.5 or above). The campaign is supported by the Stroke Association and the British Heart Foundation.
, powers of telekenesis and information gathering

duh!

lame talk

@dondele
Dont u think u should ask a doctor that? instead of listening to all these

Dere I:
Something funny happened to me today.Hmn!!! I woke up this morning and wanted to take my bath. By the time i got into the bathroom and wanted to on the tap, i woke up. It was a dream. But in real life, i was turning my hands as if putting on a tap and guess what? my mum was looking at me.

this is the funniest so far

;d

@dollypee
Waoh! one of my favourite meals is being analysed here, i think i need to vist this food section more often. Well i take lafun also but with "Gbegiri" soup,very delicious, it paves way for easy flowing for the lafun you dont have to swallow it with difficulty, it just flows in naturally.
We seem to share similar childhood backgrounds, i also stayed for some time with my grandma(near grave too). stayed in Oja Igbo the same street where the current blind Olubadan of Ibadan lives now.But u are a "cunk" omo odo agba. I also ate some yoruba snacks like adun, andthere is one called "hausa" or alausa" dont know the spelling.Spent most of the ileya festival with her. The last time she spoke to me, when she was given the phone she placed the phone upside down, so the mouthpeice was in her ear while the speaker in her mouth,it was so funny. I miss her too. here is a picture of my amala but this time with ewedu and some bush meat. Enjoy!!

Nothing wrong in it if you know how to play your game well. Its quite thrilling!

Oh!
i went thru this thread last nite and i would say its one of the funniest i have found on this forum, it got my ribs cracking.
Theres a nigerian comedian that talks the way moladun talks,her stage name is princess. This thread may be dead but its damn funny.
Oh!! I loves this thread

kiki:
oh really? mee 2

lets talk in our usual place.

bluenubian:
@baba
Was I d only one u saw here, u don't know me and I don't know. So please let me be.

duh! you "was" not the only one offcourse but u are fresh from detention remember.
@kiki
where have u been? missed ya

bluenubian:
Oh believe me 2fine, I saw everything unravel before my eyes. But trust me, I haven't started with debo yet, he ll wish he never messed with me when am done with him.

I can see you on your way to detention again.

Damest09:
I take it you like/love food but you cannot cook maybe not that well if not why would you like bucateria so much. any it's nice you still remember home.

Mark my words, no lady cooks better than i do on this forum, thats a fact. u dig?

Damest09:
Thanks 4 that and what's up with u and the dish full of various types of meat, are you missing Nigeria now or dreaming of it?

am actually missing and deaming of it. I was a "bucateria" boy back in nigeria if u know what i mean.

@soul patrol
probably the restroom couldn't handle your $hit!, ur "busines" was too much of a transaction for it LMAO.
My day was a boring one