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Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by CuteAngel(f): 12:50pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Hey! sup? I was on transit to the villa, and the driver was on high speed so one of the passengers shouted at the driver to stop for him to ease himself. Everyone in the car was mad at the guy for halting the journey. A friend of mine sitting next to me said aloud "[i][/i]what if we were flying would you had told the pilot to stop for you to take a leak? Mennn! I just bursted out laughing. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by SnowWhite1: 2:42pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Yep, There was a day i went to use the toilet and flushed. my relief was cut short when i noticed that the shit, toilet roll and water was rising. it stopped just short of the brim of the toilet. i had to eavesdrop to b sure there were no footsteps b4 i rushed out. i really pitied the cleaning lady |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by teena(f): 4:07pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
I really say somethin funny 2day. at Oshodi, a woman jumped into Molue and was peeping thro d window. /suddenly the wig on her head fell off. she started screaming; ooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooo My head don fall, my head don fall, abeg make una help me find my head oooooo, I wonder how someone whose head fell off could talk. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Teezy(f): 4:12pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
@diddy Lol im not usually a klutz but i had stuff on my mind n so i flipped n landed on my ass |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by earthrealm(m): 4:18pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Snow White: u sure it wasnt ur goo that clogged the loo u shud b arrested.thats WMD, mr bush will sure luv 2 lay his hands on u! |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Gomer: 4:52pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
funny, i just opened up the site and i saw this topic! i just got ditched by my man and am still in denial. i feel like laughing, crying and i also tell myself- "what the Bleep, life goes on" |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Snow White: thank heavens, someone has experienced what i have too. so not funny right? but reallllllllly funny at the same time! |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Busta(f): 5:36pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Not funny but, I am very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very SCARED!!!!! |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 5:37pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
teena: that is the funniest ish i hav eva heard!!!!!!!!! see illiteracy o |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 5:56pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Something funny happened to me today.Hmn!!! I woke up this morning and wanted to take my bath. By the time i got into the bathroom and wanted to on the tap, i woke up. It was a dream. But in real life, i was turning my hands as if putting on a tap and guess what? my mum was looking at me. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by babaibadan(m): 6:51pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
Dere I:this is the funniest so far |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by raldsfield(m): 10:03pm On Aug 09, 2006 |
What happened to me this morning, Na wa, I bought this hair remover because I was tired of shaving every morning with my clipper. I applied some of the hair remover on my bears and guess what happen the $hit peeled my skin. Had to call in sick man, the hand some guy is not looking good at all. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 2:28am On Aug 10, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by 2fine4u(f): 3:13am On Aug 10, 2006 |
raldsfield: hahahahahahaha. waoh sorry oh hope ur face aint that bad now |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by Nobody: 5:16am On Aug 10, 2006 |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by diddy4(m): 5:24am On Aug 10, 2006 |
teena and raldsfield are really funny. damn, im still laughing. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 3:51pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
another incident involving washroom today. after doing my bidnis as usual, i reached for the tp (toilet paper) only to find that it was empty. arrrrrhhhhh! and you know now, being a girl i cant just forgo not doing my you know what. so peeking put and seeing as no-one else was in the washroom (thank heavens again), i crept out of the stall with my pants halfway down my a$$ of course , into the next stall and fapped a spare toilet paper. how inconvenient and embarrasing is that y'all? i always have bad luck in the washroom. goshdarnit! |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by babaibadan(m): 4:10pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
@soul patrol All of your $hits(busines) are awardwinning. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by sweetnini(f): 5:59pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
my Bf's asking who i really am he thinks i'm spriritual or something |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by sweetnini(f): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
all u guys sh$t's very funny can't stop laughing |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 6:19pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 1:39pm On Aug 11, 2006 |
babaibadan: babaibadan , This is the funniest id i've ever seen |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by inner75(m): 4:22pm On Aug 11, 2006 |
Hey t baby. i hope fine with u,looking cool |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by babaibadan(m): 2:37am On Aug 12, 2006 |
Dere I:This is funnier, big mouth |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by raldsfield(m): 6:08pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
Somethings never change, Guess where I wake up this morning, in Leeds How the hell the did i get there. This how it all began. I went clubbing yesterday night and had a couple of paints, really don't know if it was that few. Well i met this chic and we had a lovely dance together, it was a dance to remember, things where going on alright. Then i started feeling tired. The chic said she had a car outside so we went there together, after a few minutes of getting down, I guess I slept off. Man I woke up this morning in a town i have never been before, beside a chic I can bearly remember her face and ye in her bed with her hands all over me, am still worried, I can't find any used condom . If say na Niajja I dey I for talk say this chic jazz me. This is not a laughing matter, but you can laugh cause I laughed all the way back man. Thank God am home |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 3:02pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
Please does anyone know the cut-off mark of OAU? And the post-jamb exam date? Please reply to polly4me2002@yahoo.com Its Urgent!!! |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by soulpatrol(f): 3:06pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
could you please post your topic somewhere else? |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
babaibadan: Baba Ibadan, We dey quarell? Well i'm sure u leave near osun state. Coz i really need ur help. PLease find out the cut-off mark of OAu and the date of their post-jamb exam. I'll be so grateful if u send the reply to polly4me2002@yahoo.com. Please i really need it. Thanks. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 3:18pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
soulpatrol: I only said i needed help and not looking for someone who would tell me where to post my topic. U hear? Ur turn dey come. |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 3:20pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
Soul patrol, Can we chat on ym?? |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by DereI(f): 3:23pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
Soul patrol, U are always welcomed. Just Pm me when u r through |
Re: Funniest Thing That Happened To You Today? by dollypee1(f): 4:41pm On Aug 13, 2006 |
i fainted.while doing d dishes,been havn this horrible stomach ache since yesterday,slammed on head on d cabinet blood came out but i didnt feel a pain. |
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