₦airaland Forum

*new pple or settlers.

Oga Boogi:
Please stay in your villages or travel to Abuja or Kano. Lagos has no more jobs and too many peeps. oooo. if you come, you will have to eat stray cat.

Is your uncle the state governor or your aunty the Minister for internal affairs? Because am amazed with the kind of confidence with which u dey talk. How u go say work no dey Lagos? ol' boy no matter how populated or short of Job the place may be there will always be employment for new,aiite? Stray cat is good meat and u mite want to try it. The last time i ate it was in Lagos.

lauryn:
Ouch, lol

duh!, ur middle finger stinks!(covering nose)

Mystique:
Nice one, will try to get a gown like that for my big day

u call that a gown? thats an underwear.

I also remember those times when i did sth wrong in the presence of visitors,my mum would use "eyes" to talk to me if u know what i mean. Whenever i am back from skool i rem my older ones asking me to recite poems i learnt in skool that usually ends up in comedy cus i dont know the lyrics just the ryhmes so i end up with my own words. Poems like Two lil birds sitting on a wall ,one named peter, and so on. I also had problems learning the national anthem and of course state and capital.
@shantell
almost all young gurls cook imaginary food that no one will be able to eat.LOL

@Gnature
u welcome, i forgot to add this, the technology section too mite help we have got a lot of IT experts in the house.

@Gnature
u mite want to post this in the Job section, the thread going on here is quite different as u can see, i wish you luck in your future endeavour.

"idea is need"LOL, once u get the storyline but that was funny.

soulpatrol:
they all look razz abeg. thank God for money and "fame"

i bet your boyfriend can beat the ugliest of the trio in terms of appearance.money and fame my finance.

Late Haruna Ishola - ko se ni to ye

@old glory
thanks for the info, i think i wont consider venturing into that business then. I really appreciate it, u are indeed a guru when it comes to Auto. I salute una. Thank God i asked this question, imagine wetin i for don lose. anyways if i have any more questions as regards auto i will get in touch. Peace!
@omoboy
yeah its allover.Peace!

emmagrace:
who cares,if they like make them ban all of them na job i de look 4

frustrated fellow. LMAO if u dey look for job go Job section abi who dey find una here? LOL

@dolly pee
yes o my sister make God crush all my enemies. I have been to the church several times where u pray till u feel like fainting, and those are the churches that have the highest number of witches though. whenever my old folks take me there, i consider it a punishment cus u mite pray and stand 2 hours non stop and all u will pray about is your enemies.


Psalm 35
Of David.
1 Contend, O LORD, with those who contend with me;
fight against those who fight against me.

2 Take up shield and buckler;
arise and come to my aid.

3 Brandish spear and javelin [a]
against those who pursue me.
Say to my soul,
"I am your salvation."

4 May those who seek my life
be disgraced and put to shame;
may those who plot my ruin
be turned back in dismay.

5 May they be like chaff before the wind,
with the angel of the LORD driving them away;

6 may their path be dark and slippery,
with the angel of the LORD pursuing them.

7 Since they hid their net for me without cause
and without cause dug a pit for me,

8 may ruin overtake them by surprise—
may the net they hid entangle them,
may they fall into the pit, to their ruin.

9 Then my soul will rejoice in the LORD
and delight in his salvation.

2 Samuel 22:38
"I pursued my enemies and crushed them; I did not turn back till they were destroyed.

lauryn:
Sure, no probs

Make sure u dont do the wedding in a nigerian setting, cus if u do its the mockery that will strangulate the bride on the wedding day but u are free to wear that in europe america or elsewhere.

omogenaija:
idk

aww poor you, why dont you try finding that out? just to give u an idea of where u are from it wont hurt will it?

lol
u welcome. but anyway we the people of Ibadan are fighting for a state(hood) because we are large enough to be one so probably very soon u mite be able to bet on that. are u from the western region too?

Damest09:
The song and the dance move is just brilliant and i like the rappar as well but can't remember his name.

the rappers name is Wyclef Jean

Oh i c y, anyway ibadan is one of the largest cities in africa, capital of Oyo state presently and the capital of the then western region. Its known for its great warriors and very funny traditions. hope u have been educated somehow.

omogenaija:
i thought ibadan was a state , now i'm confused is it like lagos

ha !! you are really lost, or probably u are not a nigerian. Ibadan is the state capital of Oyo state, western nigeria. Have u been to Nigeria at all?

lauryn:
I wouldnt mind the second one for my wedding , its sessy as hell

then i would love to be the pastor to join you. hmm ,

MP007:
lets call a spade a spade, most or if not all of the fantasies we in the diaporsa use to have about the usa aint that true, it aint that easy my people, but trust me on this one, my move from africa to the us was worth it

really funny. LMAO

can u allsee now, a prophet is not honored in his own town. Jamaica far away they are watching our films, selling fast for that matter. Imagine that.

Omo boy am not bothererd by all wat this young kid "old glory" has been saying at all. check his other comments out here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19740.0.html and see what am saying. My little boy here is even asking me "daddy who is this nutty boy saying all these curse words?" i told him to expect to come across such pple in life, ako gba " old glory i got nothing peronal against but if talking down on other people makes u happy keep it up. Peace

Izzo:
No, so sorry i don't have it with me and it has been a while i watched it _{ten years ago}. Have u checked out the video clubs 2 see if they ave it. _{just a suggestion}.

yaeh well i will check that out thanks

sexual healing - Marvin Gaye

Fuji - Dare Art Alade

The song has a brand new video now, check it out here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731

lol

Izzo:
I've that movie i guess once or twice ; it was really interesting and _touchy emotional.

is the movie still with you?

@snazzydown
ha that guava in the pot part is interesting, so did yur mum discover ur mischief or did the whole house eat guava soup.

Hustlers Music - Lil wayne

@PTBnaija
so wat was ur comparison with life over there .