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Teacup: Hello Nairalanders, I met this girl at a Party and we exchanged our BB pins. I asked her for a date,(thats i asked her out) she agreed without much stress. She even later texted her phone number to me, But my problem is that she looks like someone that will be very expensive to maintain. Her dressings, shoes, Blackberry Bold 5, Hair, accent. Please highly experienced nairalnders should i give it a trial considering I am just earning less than 100k per month

what has your salary got to do with dating her?? Are u her father?

Rafa Benitez is an Oloriburuku. He made only 1 substitution in 90mins. It shows a man with no game plan whatsoever. What did bertrand contribute to that team to make him last 30mins?? U have a lean squad (thanks to AFCON and Torres). The transfer window closed 3days ago and benitez could only sign one player. If he doesn't get fired tomorrow morning, Roman must be on crack.

taurus21: When did Mikel become Nigeria's best player? Its so pathetic that a country of 160 million people with abundant talents looks up to a player like Mikel who has not scored a goal for Chelsea in the EPL as their so called HERO. Smh

Mikel's job is not to score goals. Chelsea have given up 2goals lead 3times since mikel's absence. That said, in your own opinion, who is nigeria's best player??

Happened to me late last year. The money was refunded after 10days.

^^^ Bruce Buck's reply sounds like something GEJ would say

Wetin be my own?? Would I get part of the match bonus?
While we are fasting and praying, will Keshi and the team be putting their best into training and preparation?? The best I can do is pray for them and spend my time watching the match. Shikena

How the f.uc.k does Chelsea always manage to throw away a 2goal lead? Seriously, what does Rafa say to them at half time?

Wale112: What s hall it profit Nigeria's Super Eagles to qualify and then face the Elephants of Cote d'ivorie?"

Bring on Ivory Coast. We'll make mouth to the press and pray hard hoping for a miracle

Mikel sef na fool but he got it over the wall sha

Why is Moses taking all the set pieces?

And they'll say Mikel cannot run, Mikel does not attack

No urgency in the eagles style of play. Ethiopia is beginning to get comfortable

See pawpaw dey watch match

Short man Ajimobi is doing a good job. Demolishing illegal shops and structure. Clearing drainages and constructing bridges. The pace of construction of bridges and shops is just quite slow and the raining season is fast approaching. He is also known for travelling round the world with his entourage

[quote author=Platnum!]IMPOSSIBLE, with all that terror,pleasure CANT be experienced no matter how good the action[/quote]They say there is a thin line between pleasure and pain

DaPhoenix: You let men rape your woman in your presence and you just sit and watch. . . how manly!!

I'll catch a grenade for u, throw my hand on a blade for u, I'll jump in front of a train for u, u know I'll do anything for u, I'll go through all this pain, take a bullet straight through my brain, yes I would die for u baby, BUT U WON'T DO THE SAME

Remember the movie 'TROY' when Achilles said- "the gods envy us. They envy us because we are mortal, because any moment might be I'll last." I'll rather be a mortal being. I'll run crazy if I were to live forever

chingyjant: What of if Nigeria draws with Ethiopia and Zambia draws with Burkina Faso in the same goal margin how is it going to look like?Thats between Nigeria and Zambia who then will qualify?

We would toss coin

How can a team concede 3goals with a man advantage??

One-quarter. I limped cos I have a shorter leg hence the nickname.

Caracta: Is he scared? Why is he looking down?

Characteristics of a liar. Inability to look us in the eye

@Coogar, stop being sarcastic. We all know torres is only a small part of the problem

What exactly is the problem. How can we go from Champions to Losers in 7months. Where is the spirit. The chelsea I used to know overturned 3-1 against Napoli, drew against barca with 10men and equalized against bayern with 7minutes to go. How has that team changed I am sick and tired

I don die! #BlameBenitez

5 minutes too much now. I dey pity cape verde

This Mendez guy is the backbone of the Cape Verde team. Kinda like what Mikel should be doing for SE

He is G.A.Y.

torres2: With God, Mata, Hazard & Ba all things are possible

As long as your namesake does not play today, we are good to go