₦airaland Forum

Adetayo100: Manchester city should win this I want united feel the pain of going trophyless in a season

kurus: When a politican has an accident on a road that is poorly constructed and / or with potholes, you don't invoke the name of Jesus, cos that means you're riducling his name. If the politician cannot fix the road and he suffers the consequence, why should you now call on God to help heal him?

I actually pray our politicians meet more fate like this. If ordianry people can die like this everyday and they show no concern, when it happens to them.

mkmyers45: why u no regular today?

Missy_B: I've got no fav. Anything is fine.

chaircover: Haaaaaa!!!Its not your fault oooooo!!!

Its the fault of the one or two women that you have met that have dared asked you to pay for their meatpies at Mr Biggs

. . . .Meanwhile, these same termites as you call them come visit you, sweep your dirty floor, pick up your smelly boxers off your smelly floor, go to market on okada in the hot blazing sun to buy foodstuffs to make you the first decent meal that you would have had that week, come back cook, do a bit of washing; scrubbing with shoe brush those dirty white collars & cuffs that have turned brown

And If they make the mistake of visiting on Environmental day, will be there in "knicker" with the other neighbours helping you to clear your dirty smelly gutter, go back in and dust on top of your TV & bookshelf that has dust 6 inches high and then at night you maul her, testing all the styles you learnt off the porrn channel . . . . should I go on . . . . chei women don suffer . . . It is well oooooooo

Thank God for my militant mother and the only place I was allowed to go was to blend pepper on the same street. Then i thought that her own was too much but now I thoroughly appreciate the "imprisonment"

And BTW who are these 2 that liked Moremi's post iru kan kan oun

Women she una don hear . . .stop asking these cheapskates for things. Earn your own money and hold your heads high

Jarus: Bude: powerful shot

Omen100: so na police station nay fit 4 bombing? see face, idiotic slowpoke, so d policemen & women boko haram don kill never reach 4 ur eyes, make i catch u 1st, na cell u go sleep 4 one week, goat like u.

kkk17: Horrific, Horrible, Inhuman, Disgusting, Appalling, Ignominous, Callous and unfortunate. Let the blood of the innocent ones haunt the culprits all the days of their life

jamace: Hmmnn. This may not be BOKOHARAM o. Politicians have gone a step higher in settling scores.

One day, we shall receive bombings because of comments on Nairaland. Watchout.

Sky-walker:
i think this shit either started on Nairaland.I am not sure if it happens in real life in Naija. I roll with different tribes in the UK here. All tribes and we get along well, go to clubs together, find jobs together and hustle together no matter what and we help each other. Nobody ever spoke about tribal issues and we all good.

i think most tribalist are internet trolls.Most who dont have a life in the real world and they try and make themselves look superior by hiding be-hide computers

shymmex: Funmi Adams - Nigeria my beloved Country
Fela Kuti - Water no get enemy
Fela Kuti - Teacher don't teach me nonsense.
Fela Kuti - Yellow fever
Fela Kuti - Colonial Mentality
Fela Kuti - Lady
Majek Fashek - Send down the rain
Sir Victor Uwaifo - Jolomi
Majek Fashek - Religion na politics
Majek Fashek - Free Africa Free Mandela
Majek Fashek - African Unity
King Sunny Ade - Merciful God
King Sunny Ade - Orisun Iye
Shina Peters - Shinamania

Umar Sanda: There is nothing like suicide bombing or bomb, i was there yesterday morning when d guy was caught, n immediately post d happening on my facebook wall. D guy wantd 2 burgle d Church,and was caught nd handed ova 2 a vigilante group called "ONYABO" who beat him 2 stuppor n tie him,while asking him questions, he said he hide something in d church whic he could not produce afta taking d men round various point in d church, at a point he said d thing is in his ANUS. Nothing was found on him, i guess he was trying 2 avoid being killd,cos any criminal caught by dat group is usualy slain at a T junction. O boy rumour can spread like wild fire o, d issue of Bomb startd wen someone askd whether wat he hide was a bomb,n b4 u kw it ppl startd shoutin bomb! bomb!. I can also confirm dat d guy Is a Yoruba resident in Ikorodu,cos he mentiond a particular dreaded street dat serve as aboad 4 criminals like him.

PStylish: The LORD has answered my prayers. Thank You Holy Spirit! Thank You Jesus!! Thank You LORD!!!
Up Chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babamide: Fernando Oluwole Torres. Fifty million pounds repaid

freecocoa: Tah where them?them no reach nah,kai i wan mad.

My money is sure,I'm throwing a bash tomorrow,if its not BLUE count me out of football.

CHELSEA I LOVE YOU WITH ALL I AM.*dancing azonto*

Don Diara: Our biggest problem is the Colonial Influence, maybe i need to take us back to this post: https://www.nairaland.com/73798/legendary-harold-smith-speaks-about.
For those who don't agree that our problem is from colonial influence please read the bold part of the story.

The man Harold Smith is not new in Nigerian history. He is one of the architects of colonial foundation that midwife Nigerian independence in 1960.

I met him in a meeting three weeks ago where he opened up a bit about the lingering problem in Africa especially; Nigeria unbalanced protracted social political situations. We asked if he could make this known to the media. His response was “I am in my 80s now; I have agreed but in the past ‘they’ did not want me to say anything, but now I don’t want to go to my grave without telling the truth about the atrocities perpetrated in Africa by the colonialists.


Brothers and sisters; on Ben TV last Thursday, Harold Smith was on a program to reveal what went behind the scene before the independence. The Oxford University graduate had this to say about his role in Nigeria pre and after independence era.


‘Our agenda was to completely exploit Africa. Nigeria was my duty post. When we assessed Nigeria, this was what we found in the southern region; strength, intelligence, determination to succeed, well established history, complex but focused life style, great hope and aspirations… the East is good in business and technology, the west is good in administration and commerce, law and medicine, but it was a pity we planned our agenda to give power “at all cost” to the northerner. They seemed to be submissive and silly of a kind. Our mission was accomplished by destroying the opposition at all fronts. The west led in the fight for the independence, and was punished for asking for freedom. They will not rule Nigeria!


Harold Smith confessed that the Census results were announced before they were counted. Despite seeing vast land with no human but cattle in the north, we still gave the north 55 million instead of 32 Million. This was to be used to maintain their majority votes and future power bid. He stated that the West without Lagos was the most populous in Nigeria at that time but we ignored that. The north was seriously encouraged to go into the military. According to him, they believe that the south may attend western education, but future leaders will always come from military background. Their traditional rulers were to be made influential and super human. The northerners were given accelerated promotions both in the military and civil service to justify their superiority over the south. Everything was to work against the south. We truncated their good plan for their future. “I was very sorry for the A.G; it was a great party too much for African standard. We planned to destroy Awolowo and Azikwe well, the west and the east and sowed a seed of discord among them”. We tricked Azikwe into accepting to be president having known that Balewa will be the main man with power. Awolowo has to go to jail to cripple his genius plans for a greater Nigeria.

However, Harold Smith justified the British agenda of colonialism in Nigeria, which he believed was originally to help build Africa after the ruins of slave trade, but lamented that the British only looked after themselves and not after Nigerian interest. The British really let Nigeria down. When I see Nigerian been accused of fraud and from what I saw on the streets of Lagos; the British were worst fraudsters.

Looking at the northern leaders now he said, “If they have any agenda in Nigeria at all, sadly it is only for the north, and nothing for Nigeria. He stated that the British look after the British people and this is so all over the world. He said the time has come now to see people of intelligent minds with an open and inclusive agenda for all Nigerians in power…people who will really look after Nigerians large population…but ”I still curiously and sorrowfully see now that the British has not let go of Nigeria…her wealth,. her potentials, her future. He opined that the Caucasian people now assert themselves as the keeper of the “New Age” keys. He therefore said that it is only logical for Europeans to maintain their position of power, scientific superiority, economic exploitation, they must continue to perpetuate their lies and falsehoods and this is the most unkindest cut of all in relation to Nigeria situation!

According to him, Nigeria, a great nation was crippled not because of military juntas or corrupt leaders alone but by the British and American fear of Nigeria great future. He confessed, “The fear of the place that will be our ‘dumping ground’ really occupied our minds”.


Some of the things he said were not new to Nigerians or to the whole world but hearing it from the horse’s mouth is quite revealing and established more reality zones. He finally submitted that the colonial masters have caused havoc while they were in Africa, and planted timed bombs when they finally left. What we see since independence, the administration of new internal colonial masters by fellow Nigerians holding sway in power is doing more damage to Nigeria. Instead of detonating the time bombs planted by the British, the north is planting mines.


He added that ‘It was my duty to carry out all of the above and I was loyal to my country. Nigerians should try to be loyal to their country leaders and followers alike. Love your country. You have got the potentials to be great again and the whole world knows this’.

My question is, where do we go from here ? How can we fight against the colonial influence ?