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lilkech:
*searching my arsenal, looking for a high calibre 9mm to shoot this donkey off NL*

u beta confess now.

ladies beware!

should i laugh?

junk!

o ni fefi Abija se Merlin.

A man goes to see a
wizard and says 'can you lift a curse that was
put on me years ago ?' 'Maybe,' says the
wizard, 'if you can remember the exact
words of the curse ?' The man replies
without hesitation 'I pronounce you husband and
wife'.

I think Basics007 is right. @poster, i think u should stop now instead of spoiling it with this pidgin stuff. You've tried more than enough.

@poster, incase u never know, Giggs never won super cup b4. So, how dem com find super cup medal in his house?

@poster, tell the applicant to resume on Monday

oops!

studio or stadium

"A
Nigerian girl got married to
Chinese man. She got pregnant
and had a baby girl who
eventually died within 2 months .
The aunt was crying at the
funeral saying " i knew it , i knew
it. Curious relatives asked , you
knew what? She answered
saying" Chinese products don ’t last"

This is fucking hilarious.

A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:

"When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey"

His Bride Replied:

"I Know But I Didn ’ t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding"

La poster la copy copy

how long are we gonna read this old joke on nairaland?

A PALM WINE TAPPER FELL FROM A PALM TREE, ON GETTING TO THE GROUND, HE REALISED HE DIDN'T SUSTAIN ANY INJURY, HE LOOKED UP TO THE SKY AND SAID GOD IF THIS IS A JOKE, U BETTER STOP IT.

osha mo gbe meh

go on and kiss him

OKORO:       Uche how far? what are u thinking?

UCHE:          Am afraid

OkORO:       Afraid of what?

UCHE:          Am afraid that your wife is unfaithful to both of us. I caught her red handed
                   
                     today with another man. 

i stored my babe name as "THE HYPOCRITE"

whenever i sleep i always put my legs on the wall

Bleep u for wasting ma time here.

@poster
The pic is from Yahoo website. You will not spend less than 280 years in jail if they catch u.

@ poster
U are a goddamn drunkard. three funny.

I DONT KNOW IF TO LAUGH OR NOT.

am the king of the pic-poster.

i bet it wit ya, am gonna win the best pic-poster of the year.

u fit marry her?

your xmas gift.

You so call 7low is totally mad and u should ban cos u have never post anything reasonable.