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mormoni: Amadioha! Look at dis miserable thing calling me a fool.....am not surprise anyways


*leaves thread immediately

fool of d first order *smh*

Asaba man: Is this part of the madness or u are just being stewpid? this is joke section man. go get a life. @joke, u try jaree. leave haters to hate on

Thanks my man. plz, dont exchange words wit dat fool.

PLS I NEED UR ADVICE! ITS URGENT
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.
.
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS SO
STUPID THAT.......
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice
bottle because it said "concentrate."
3.She tried to drown a fish.
4. She got locked in a food store and
almost starved to
death.
5. She took a ruler to bed to see how long
sheslept.
6. when She heard that 90% of all crimes
happened
around the home, she moved.
7. when she missed the 44 bus, She took
the 22 bus
twice instead.
8. She went to the airport and saw a sign
thatsaid
"Airport Left" She turned around and went
home.....
9. One day, she came and Told me that
she was Hit
By a Parked car..

Dear Pals,
Should I keep her or send her away?

salsera: But with a large group you need to book early cos they don't have many rooms like in abuja or lagos.

for ur mind abi?

RESIDENT EVIL 4 on ps2

Princejaponais: Thanks Seunfly. I went to their office and they did fix it. Thanks man.

did they knw u re not using it on bb?

whether they like it or not, IROKO will rule again.

may God deliver u frm ur torment.

Adecement2: sharp my frnd,whr ur own dey...

omg! Did u just call me ur frnd?

this joke is as old as the poster

Orikinla: Pure water. No Water No Life. Fastest business in Lagos. Goes with every meal.
Mama Put. - No Food, No Life. Fastest business in Lagos.
Okada Taxi.
Keke NAPEP Taxi.
Pimping.
Prostitution. - Quick return on investment within 7 days. High demand for merchandise by sex starved husbands, boyfriends, touts, armed robbers, and politicians in town. Just rebrand them as models.
419.
Church business. All the people above will always end up at your doorstep and tithes and offerings never end.


These are the most realistic flourishing businesses in Lagos.

can i appoint u as my P.A pls?

This is sad. May God look afta their family

hmmm........ O gaa o!.

una no dey tire?

THREAD OF COMMOTION

gramci: God bless #TeamGarri

i laugh in GARRI style......mdhdflfjsgfhfhfkfjfurjd

Tayo114: Always Garri Garry! Why? Pls am tired, u pple should not spoilt this forum 4 us, if u dnt have anything to say just remain silent and allow others to comment, pls i dnt wanna see the word garry again here in this forum. ok‏ ‏‎?

its obvious dat u re suffering frm not eatin too much of GARRI.

abifoluwa: There is a reason why Nland can never ever grow like twitter or Facebook, because seun cant take criticisms. it is really ridiculous. how do you want to run a public forum without u being able to take critics or banning people I.D when things dont go your way? It is very outrageous.

Dont mind dem jaree. They think they are high and mighty

Brainrex: First download opera7.sis
then goto phone settings
change your ip to: 195.189.142.132
Port: 80
enjoy

Thank u jaree. God bless u front and back

3kay945: am not airtel staff o. I mean there will soon be a way to go round it and get ur opera working again. With the little assessment I did since morning, I think it affect those using the bb plan on non blackberry phones. I might be wrong though. but am still using my opera shaaa.

what version of opera re u using?

as many as possible

i hope dis wont discourage my facebook love frm coming to see me.

funny_poster@funnycommeents.org

Junks!

bunmioguns: The best thief here is babarazy

thank God am smarter than u

Mike and John entered a chocolate
shop. As they were busy looking at
John, Mike steals 3 chocolate bars.
After leaving the store Mike says to
John, "man, I'm the best thief ever, I
stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me,
U can'tbeat that" John replies, " you
want to see something better? lets go
back to the shop and I'll show you real
stealing" So they went to the counter
and John says to the shopkeeper, "Do
you want to see magic? Shopkeeper
replies, "yes! John says,"Ok, give me one
chocolate bar" The shopkeeper gave
him one, and he eats it. He asks for the
2nd and he eats it as well. He asks for
the 3rd and finishes that too. The
shopkeeper asks, "but where is the
magic? John replies, "Check in my
friends pocket and you'll find them!.

so?

Mimiko is working

A new day has come. A new king will be born!

^^ someone lacks manner here

am fillin d form right away!