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oluface: walahi i fity jagabam. Kai miliko i don killing somebody. Anyway up chemsea. Blume for life

ediot 1994 model

franchizy: The results are not acceptable by me, there was a widespread malpractice by the LP and PDP, I urge the CAN to go to court. This is a clear rape by the INEC. A SHAME

And who d hell re u?

Iroko is winnin as at now

Paul John: ^^
Hell funny.

@Topic, I doubt any violence. With all those security forces!
Na suicide be that for any trouble maker.

I'll vote ACN but I'm not from/in Ondo

Dont worry. I go dash u my voter's card. U re not from Ondo and u want to vote ACN?. Abi u don vote ni?. ACN ko, A to Z ni.

Both songs are soooo bad and really painful to listen to. Not cool
at all, she sounds like a cat in labour..... Rubbish waste of space!

alaric saltzman: i used one of tonto dikeh's song as my ringtone on my nokia phone...then it mistakenly fell off...i picked it, and then put it on...can u imagine the 2 hands on my nokia phone refused to shake

LMAOOO!!!!

tunapawizzy: Tonto's genre is DIRGE .....u r not supposed to dance to it just sit and shed tears while u listen to it

chai! Toto and dicck don suffer!!!

if they like make dem distribute iphone 5, i no go vote for dem

dis nko

more

u people badt o

MATHEMATICAL CHEATING!

After 2 years of selfless service,a
man realized that he has not been
promoted,no transfer,no salary
increase,no commendation and
that the company is not doing
anything about it. So he decided
to walk up to his HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging
greetings,he told his HR Manager
his observation. The boss looked
at him,laughed and asked him to
sit down saying; 'My friend,you
have not worked here for even
one day. The man was suprise but
the manager went on to explain.
Manager: How many days are
there in a year?
Man: 365 days and some times
366
Manager: How many hours make
up a day?
Man: 24 hours
Manager: How long do you work
in a day?
Man: 8am to 4pm i.e 8 hours a
day
Manager: So,what fraction of the
day do you work in hours?
Man: (he did some arithmetic and
said 8/24 hours i.e 1/3) one-third
Manager: that is nice,what is one-
third of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 * 366)
Manager: Do you come to works
on weekends?
Man: No sir
Manager: How many days are
there in a year dat are weekends?
Man: 52 saturdays and 52
sundays equals to 104 days
Manager: Thanks for that,if you
remove 104 days from 122
days,how many do you have
now?
Man: 18 days
Manager: OK! I do give you 2
weeks sick leave every year. Now
remove that 14 days from the 18
days left,how many days do you
have remaining?
Man: 4 days
Manager: Do you work on New
Year day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do you come to work
on workers day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: so how many days are
left?
Man: 2 days sir!
Manager: Do you work on
independence day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do you work on
Christmas day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days left?
Man: None sir!
Manager: So,what are you
claiming?

The man fainted

Honestly, its not funny cos dis yoke is as old as d poster.

dis Toto and Dick sha

amblors: Looking to dominate the data market?
The same people that reduced their tariff to 3GB/7000?
This is only temporary and their service is poor,
Theyr just trying to keep those still using em so their subscribers don't taste the 'sweet fruit' from other network operators.

U re on point jaree. I can neva brows on MTN for free let alone wit money.

tongue's thing noni

i no knw say u dry like dis o *sprinkles pure water on ur desert head*

i hope they take som cash

The differnce between old girls and modern girls is that in old girls you open
their pant to see their ass, but in modern girls you open their ass to see their
pant. Thanks to G-STRING!

toygod2: So this boy is still sick

Several men are in the locker room of a club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man
and pick d call
and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a
beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2010 models. I saw one
I really liked."
MAN: How much?"
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The
house we wanted last year is back on the
market. They're only asking $450 000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just
offer $420,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men are looking
at him in astonishment
Then he asks: "WHO IS THE OWNER OF THIS PHONE?"

tank God cos i was afraid wen Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey scored yestanite

so?

THIS SPACE IS FOR SALE

bosunolu:
But it seems the mind of the audience is made-up.

Which audience? For us in Ondo State, Mimiko is a failure! He is another OHAKIM as far as we are concerned in ONDO. October 20 is the day. We are going to send him and his cosmetic projects packing out of our govt house.

i guess u re using dat white substance abi?

~vicky~:
babarazy darling

Yes love

The RomPatcher refuses to open afta d installation. Pls help!

i saw dis yoke 25yrs ago

Can someone pls tell me wats dis thread about?

i use opera for browsing and UC for downloading.

this is more than nice