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3RNEST:
> No, na Jamb question, Ode!

Dear mr jolantern we prefer nokia E65 to
N97.

bright007:
**brings out � bomb from pocket $ blows up the thread with all d peeps inside*

Thank God we re just a decoy. *smoking 3 sound bANGER*

bright007:
**shey dis wan I be joke?I lap in boko haram!

Ehhhh! U lap in boko haram ke? Well, i no expect u to laugh

booqee:
Which kain joke be dis one??
Anyway i like your creativity in composing it.

Thanks sweetheart

bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING:E







REMARKS: E for the time you took to compose this article

At least i still ve somtin to show for my result. Plz, next time, try and subsidised ur marks.

The Hausas are also against it.
Read this: Kai !Haba Walahi !
jonatan is a wiked fresidant por
naijeria !! Haba ! Why ?puel frice
don go uf , prom sixty pipe naira
(#65) to wan hundred and porty
one naira(#141) for ebli where !
why? Najerians we must pite por
awa rite, NOW !we canot ofun
awa eyes and look at jonatan to
make us like Maalu ! Eblibody
weda you are cibu sabant,
student, tisha, bus driba, hajia or
housewipe, mai suya,mai tea,
fastor or imam. WE ARE NOT
MAALU ! FETROL MUST BE SIXTY
PIPE NERA. !!!DABOROBA
JONATAN ! SHIKENAH !!!
Thank you,
Alhaji Boko Audu.
P.R.O Hausa ut association(Sabo)

Our First lady has done it Again, Why is
nigerians blame my husband for fuel strike
and bokoharram attackment?? , Is it not old
enuff to knew what is best for our
country??. He hve nt ate breakfast becus of
this rumourings, plz u knw that if our
president did not eaten, there shall be
problem

Assu strike, boko haram,fuel subsidy,no
nations cup, phcn wahala, illitrate
1stlady, mhen 9ja get badluck jonatan
oh!!!!

welcome to 2012

bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING: A






REMARKS:KEEP THE GOOD WORK UP!!!

ehhhhhhh! Emi nikan tan!

CURRENT FACT: The reason why Jonathan is so calm about the bombings is because he is used to the ones dropped by Patience.

donigspain:
Abeg o, i no need our CFR wahala.

u dey run?

donigspain:
A guy felt so happy over the recent developments in his life that he can't help but to express it through facebook. So he updated his status with 'wow, am so happy that all my salary and allowance plus my xmas bonus have been paid'. A few minutes later he recieved a notification alert saying: (i) his landlord 'likes' his status and (ii) his girlfriend 'poked' him,


tank God i didn't laugh.

donigspain:
Na studioFC be dis,

studioFC abi stadiumFC?

Wow, the first lady has done it again,
she said, "Why will boko haram bomblast
churches on christmas day, they don't have
respect for Jesus, they are a very bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman
right now and Mr. President is more
saddest.
Hahaha, i laff dance
windeck *very embarassing*
No be me talk am o, na my friend. . .

Jenifa_:
u dey craze

you just know?

rokiatu:
Na waaaooo I thot you were dead. Just kidding missed u too.

hmmmmmmmmm,

DONkollione:
^^^

Ya housegirl,

Vote n shut your bleeping mouth up

















No offence

i almost laugh at u sha. Ediot ni e.

Studio CFR:
A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so?

Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !

Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck?

Rukew
e: Bros no be small thing o! ,
I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

THANK GOD SAY I NEVA VOTE FOR U.

mikuz:
^^
you think INEC organised this one too abi?

na who com organise 'am?

How do i vote for someone without a party? Where are d election papers sef? I cant even hijack ballot boxes. This election sucks ooo.

lilkech:
WHAT IS ALL THIS NONSENSE ?? SO YOU ARE TRYING TO ACT AS IF SEUN RUNS A DEMOCRACY ON NL ABI ??

WHY DO WE HAVE TO VOTE ?? EHHN ??

WHEN YOU WANT TO LOCK UP A THREAD . . . DO YOU ALLOW US TO VOTE ??

WHEN YOU WANT TO MOVE A THREAD . . . DO YOU ALLOW US TO VOTE ??

WHEN YOU WANT TO BAN A MEMBER . . . DO YOU ALLOW US TO VOTE ??

YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL GO AHEAD AND ANNOUNCE YOUR WINNER NOW . . . WE KNOW SAY 'INEC' DEY LEARN FOR CORRUPTION AND CONFUSION WHERE UNA DEY

THERE ARE TOO MUCH STRANGE NAMES ON THIS THREAD . . . SHOULD I GO AHEAD AND REGISTER 20 NEW ACCOUNTS AND USE THEM TO NOMINATE MYSELF AS ALL THESE OTHER NICCUZ ARE DOING ?? CHECK THE REGISTRATION DATES OF THE 'STRANGE' MEMBERS AND YOU WILL CONFIRM MY MEANING.

CONFINE VOTING TO MEMBERS THAT ARE OVER A YEAR OLD ON NL TO MAKE THIS ISH MORE PROPER AND OFFICIAL . . . HELL, I EVEN HAD AN ACCOUNT HERE BEFORE ANY OF Y'ALL KNEW WHAT A KEYBOARD WAS AND I STILL CANT MAKE THE TOP 10 LIST

4 L K . . . Y'ALL

I'M . . . OUT

PEACE !!!

o ga gan oooooo!

Studio CFR:
Na u be stadium
Mtchew

*ibo accent* Ndo!.
No vex. Sho gbo?. *winks*

ah hate bin gbagbo. I love stadium. Sorry! I meant, studio. Studio rules

booqee:
hahahaha. . . . .oh ma gosh!
Anyway dis isn't studio's pric.k, his own is not up to quarter of dis.
Dis probably jackpot's own when he was a baby, so by now i guess it'll be bout d length of his belt

i guess fear don dey catch u o. Just beware of studio. Sho gbo?

booqee:
Oya prove it!

@blackpot. Devil get thee hence away from me!

studio's pric.k

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d

bekay911:
may he neva be found

AMEN!!!!!!

Judek2:
Why aint i laffing
although it sounds funny.

I guess u have a laughing problem.

buchyno7:
A Man told his wife that, he heard their next door neighbour had slept with all the women in their compound,
except one. The wife replied "it must be mama Chidi she too dey stingy with everything,

OMG!