₦airaland Forum

WhoBeThisMan:
cards are already out, we have even finished selling aso ebi

oboi Forever is tooo long to live in sadness, depresion and regret ooo, de money has been wasted, take it as one of those things cancel de wedding period. And give urself a relationship leave.

midehi2:
who be this olodo sef, oh you think am gonna battle words with you, sorry for you....mtcheeew

kpele oooo, take heart, pls stay out of this olodo's lane.

midehi2:
and who said am brosss hun

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Thats your personal problem, i dont give a hoot to know who or what you are, get dat into ur head...and pls if u dont have anytin beta to type hold ur peace and save ur MB

Kx:
Anyanwu or Anyaife report should be taken to the court to try Amechi.

For crying out loud, It is Nigerian Senate not Nigerian Judiciary.

Amechi is innocent of all the allegations until the court says otherwise.
Enough of the media judiciary that we are practicing.

bros ur brain tooo correct, for christ sake the senate is not a court of law, these guys dont even know their areas of jurisdiction, who ever has a case against amaechi should go to court simple, pdp are jst been stuuupid and desperate for attention

CharlyNick:
Thank God you didn't fall for the seasonal Criminals

......de guy no knw say for my account na cob webs and dust full their ooo, benue is very dry, but guys still de hustle

chocolateme:
Kpele

.......my dear tnks jareee,

yomi007k:
Hahaha...I like d way u handle situations.

Focused,tactital,problem-solving and diplomatic.




....U nor tell am say fire catch their houe.lol

hehehehehehe, abi, him lucky say him end the call.

smokescreen4:
lol, you be benue boy?

.........yap 100%.

midehi2:
let me read

guy, this na old joke na, its on air everyday

brosss dis one no be joke ooo, na my own personal experience,, and pls i knw were to post a joke

I woke up yesyerday morning i had about 140 naira on me home and abroad, in the afternoon i wanted to make small soup, entered the kitchen and i discovered i had half cup of egusi the one i had bought earlier, (i shouted tnk God). So in the afternoon i went to buy 100 naira pork meat, the one that has alot of pepper, when i came back, i was left with 40 naira, i had forgotten to buy Okpehe, i earlier wanted to buy some dried vegetable to spice up the egusi and pork soup, but the money was not enough, i was looking for 20 naira to add to the 40=60naira, so that the Okpehe= 10 naira& veg =50, that was when the evil deed happend, my phone started ringing, (my usual Orente ring tone) i saw the call, the person hide his number when i answered, i said who is this the person said its my friend from london, that i should guess who it was..... then my brain jst vibrate bros this one na SCAM oooo, i said ahhhhhh chukwudi na you, he stuvpidly said yes, i said i havent seen him in a while when is he coming, he said during xmas, i said ok ooo, i heard that his sista died, he got angry that its my own sista that died, i said i heard that motor jam his mother, he said na all my generation motor jam, then he ended the call.. I jst laughed, me wey de find person to borrow me 20 naira, dat idiott want come scam me oooo.

They will soon say my pounded yam with Ogbono and Okporoko mixed with bush meat is bad,, Abeg dem go kukuma kill me ooo

wilybebsy:
WHO say suya is bad? I don't no WHO say so o

world health organisation W.H.O

The World Health Organization (WHO) has revealed how consumers of Nigeria’s most popular barbeque, Suya and Kilishi, are prone to cancer.
Suya
According to the report, a study recently showed connections between red meat and cancer. The WHO also asserted that making red meats cook at a very high temperature creates carcinogenic chemicals. About 50g of processed meat a day increases the chance of developing colorectal cancer by 18%.
Processed meat are meats that“have been modified to increase its shelf-life or alter its taste – such as by smoking, curing or adding salt or preservatives”.The later part of the definition brings one to the mention of Suya, which is red meat that goes through severe heat and then seasoned with salt, pepper and groundnut powder. Kilishi is the dryer version of Suya.
“For an individual, the risk of developing colorectal (bowel) cancer because of their consumption of processed meat remains small, but this risk increases with the amount of meat consumed,”Kurt Straif from the WHO said.
Deaths resulting from the consumption of processed meats related to cancer are estimated at 34,000 yearly.
A professor from the Cancer Research UK and the University of Oxford, Tim Key, said: “This decision doesn’t mean you need to stop eating any red and processed meat, but if you eat lots of it you may want to think about cutting down.”
The Meat Advisory Panel added:“Eating a bacon bap every once in a while isn’t going to do much harm – having a healthy diet is all about moderation. Avoiding red meat in the diet is not a protective strategy against cancer. The focus should be alcohol, smoking and body weight.” lalasticlala do somthing................https://www.naij.com/618793-dangers-involved-consumption-suya-kilishi.html

Governor Oluesegun Mimiko of Ondo state has nominated Olasinmi Akindele-Odunmbaku, the wife of a chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, as a commissioner.
Dr Olusegun Mimiko
The nominee is a member of the Peoples Democratic Party in Akoko North East local government and she is a wife of James Odunmnaku, a prominent member of the APC and close ally to the national leader of the party, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Mimiko has forwarded her name to the state House of Assembly and she is expected to be screened on Tuesday, October 27.
The commissioner of information, Kayode Akinmade, said that Akindele-Odunmbaku is a member of the PDP and has helped the party in her local council, This Days reports.
Akinmade said: “She is an active member of the PDP in her local government and she was formerly of the Labour Party (LP). We came together to the PDP. She is a very rugged politician and well loved by her people in the area and she is also philanthropy, she deserved to be a commissioner.”
It was learnt that she contested for the PDP House of Representatives ticket and lost. A source close to the PDP in the state said that she was being compensated after she was denied the party’s ticket. The source added her appointment was to enable her work hard for the emergence of a PDP governorship candidate in her local government in the 2016 gubernatorial election in the state.
Meanwhile, Mimiko had condemned the judgment of the Rivers State Election Petitions Tribunal, which nullified the victory of Governor Nyesom Wike.
The governor faulted the tribunal for not waiting for the judgment of the Supreme Court over the issue of its jurisdiction before passing the judgment. He added that the court verdict would come up in a few days..https://www.naij.com/618791-mimiko-picks-tinubus-close-ally-wife-commissioner.html

Pastor Williams Kumuyi has commended President Muhammadu Buhari over the fight his administration has launched against corruption in the country.
The general superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry characterized Buhari’s move as a step in the right direction when he spoke with journalists in Abia state on Sunday, October 25, Vanguard reports. The cleric also called for the support of the Nigerian leader noting that with the backing of the citizens, the funds embezzlement would soon be eliminated.
Pastor Williams Kumuyi
“I am a layman when it comes to politics. But from what we can see, I believe that the president is in the right direction and if we support him with our comments and in other ways, I believe that we will see corruption brought down very quickly.”
Regarding the role of the church in the anti-graft war, Kumuyi said:
“When we say the church, we are not just talking about buildings; we are talking of people who come to church and also go to offices. For the church to support the fight against corruption, preachers must teach our people to learn how to contribute positively to the progress of the country wherever they are. If you are a governor, commissioner, teacher, minister and among others; do your best for the country. Don’t think of what you can get out of the place that you are working, but how they can contribute to the place in order to support the efforts of the government.”
Addressing the politicians, he recommended them to follow their promises and remember they are servants of the Nigerians who elected them.
In a recent development some Nigerian clerics announced their plan to hold a national prayer for President Buhari and the incoming ministers. The prayer would aim at seeking God’s favour for the acting administration and its fight against corruption and security challenges.

Every body is a suspect now

Nigerian rights chief: Prosecute political killers.
Warri - Nigeria's human rights chief is demanding that the government prosecute those responsible for the killings of at least 97 people in election-related violence in southern Rivers State.
The chairman of the National Human Rights Commission, Chidi Odinkalu, said in a Twitter message that the assassins belong in jail and Nigeria should end impunity for political violence.
Odinkalu chaired a commission of inquiry that in May published the names of 117 people it said should be prosecuted for crimes from killings to burning houses in the run-up to the March presidential and April governorship elections that brought Nigeria's first democratic change of government.
A tribunal Saturday nullified the election won by Rivers State incumbent Gov. Nyesom Wike, raising more tension in the oil-rich state. http://m.news24.com/Nigeria/National

Chief Nyesom Wike, who has been dethroned as the governor of Rivers state, will have to wait until Tuesday, October 27 before knowing his fate at the Supreme Court.
According to The Nation, the court will decide if the election tribunal which nullified Wike’s election as the governor of Rivers state was right to have sat in Abuja after it emerged that the tribunal was one of those relocated to the federal capital over security fears as it could not continue with its proceedings in Port-Harcourt, the Rivers State capital.
Following last Saturday’s cancellation of the election which ushered in the former education minister as the governor, on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Wike and the Independent National Electoral Commission (who were respondents in the petition by the All Progressives Congress (APC) and its candidate in the election, Dakuku Peterside) questioned the tribunal’s decision to relocate to Abuja.
This objection was subsequently dismissed by the tribunal, arguing that it could sit outside the state where election was held to decide any dispute arising from such election on ground of insecurity.
The tribunal’s decision was further upheld by the Court of Appeal, Abuja and a panel of the Supreme Court led by Justice John Fabiyi, which received the Appeal by Wike on October 16, heard and fixed judgement for Tuesday.
Earlier today, report also reached us that in a rather fascinating turn of events, about ten House of Assembly members in Rivers state were sacked by the tribunal. Naij.com

In my School we Called it Shin Guard or Life Line

Na waoooooooooo

Karmanaut:
6314 base 8
Octal is base 8 3314 base 8
1011101100 base 2

tnks big time

All mathematicians convert 327610 to base 8 convert 110110011002 to octal numbers convert 748 to binary numbers tnks

Contrary to media reports that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission had been served with a petition against the former governor of Rivers state, Rotimi Amaechi, over allegations of corruption by Integrity Group, there are indications that the anti-graft commission has not received any formal complaint, New Telegraph reports.
Rotimi Amaechi at the Senate screening
According to the report, the EFCC had in line with the said petition written three letters dated August 13, two of which it said were addressed to the permanent secretary in the Rivers tate Ministry of Finance.
On the contrary, New Telegraph quoted a source that chose to remain anonymous saying that he was not aware of any petition against Amaechi.
He said:“To the best of my knowledge, I don’t know of any petition before us against him (Amaechi) to have necessitated an invitation for questioning as is consistent with our practice. If there is any – and I doubt – I’m not aware of such.
“I promise keep you updated, whenever anything contrary to what I have just told you, happens.”
When the distinguished senators asked the former Rivers governor during the his screening at the Senate session as a prospective minister in the president Mohammadu Buhari-led administration about the alleged indictment, Amaechi said that he was born to test his his right.
The ex-governor said:“I was once a student union leader and believe me, if there is one man who does not like corruption, I do not like corruption.
“I came here with a copy of the so-called panel report; there is nowhere that the panel indicted me. I am ready to tender this report before the Senate.
“I was ready for the questions on it and I brought the panel report so that the Senate can juxtapose it with the White Paper.”
Governor Nyesom Wike whose election has been nullified today, October 24, had set up a commission of inquiry to probe the administration of Amaechi.

BREAKING: Mourinho sent to the stands during West Ham clash
Oct 24, 2015 16:05:00
The former Real Madrid boss was angry with referee Jon Moss for sending off Nemanja Matic and was forced to watch the second half from among the Upton Park faithfulChelsea manager Jose Mourinho has been sent to the stands after an incident in the tunnel at half-time of his side's clash with West Ham.
The former Real Madrid boss was unhappy with Jon Moss for sending-off Nemanja Matic late in the first half for a second bookable offence, and did not appear on the touchline for the second period.
Matic had been sent off after bringing down West Ham striker Cheikhou Kouyate, leading to complaints from teammates Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa - who were both cautioned for their protests.
And the Blues boss has now faced punishment, forcing him to sit in the Directors Box for the second half.

ikombe:
inside actors and muscians who dey get money pass

musicians of cos,, actors to get money from endoresment deals e.g francis Odega

When small boy like davido is dashing out 1mill scholarship, dis one one de go court for 370k phone. Smh

Gobe is when u update salary tinz on facebook and ur LandLord is the first to like and comment ''bros u are on point'' and u re owing rent

Pardon my english am flowing better
Chapter 1: it was yet another year and it was time to register for jamb, those guys warn us seriously say make we register for their office, i tell mumcy the following week she give me money 6k, i come de waka go jamb office, before i know one man come stop me say, him be man of God, dem come makurdi for one programme, him no sabi de venue at first i no suspect am ooo, but i come percive alcohol odor from him mouth when he was talking, i come tell am say me i no know de place oo, i did not know that dis one na 419 oo, i notice one man jst cross road come dis our lane de waka, de man come say make we ask dat man, na den my wire for head jst spark spraaaaaaar!!!! Dis people na 419, dem smell my 6k from far,i decide to play along, we go ask the man de man talk say him sabi de place, na so dis man of God come de tell me story of my life which no even correspond, de one wey pain me pass he said i live in a compund and a tenent want to put some juju on my shoe, wen i dont even live with any tenent in our compound oo, i told him tank u sir....
we are getting to the police part

chapter 2: that same day as i de waka go de jamb office i reach Abu king shuluwa road, one guy dread in dis white Jilabia, with black glasses stood at the extreme end of a street dat joined de main road i was on, he shouted bros show!!! I do am hand say i de go far place i no fit stop, before i knew it, this guy jst start to run come were i been dey, to avoid stories dat touch i jst remove my easy wear bfore u say jack robinson i don run reach makurdi international market, i turn back i no see am, fortunately i ran into one of my female school mate de time i was in secondary school i was so ashamed i couldnt even tell her wat had happend, i finally arrive jamb office de crowd i saw there was enough to give Obasanjo a third 3 term bid to be president. I jst took another short cut and went home there was no hope for dat day..


Chapter 3: after three days of visiting jamb office i registered finally, but they said we should come back to reprint our slip in march, wen dat day came, we went and no body attended to our demand. Den jambites started rioting, trowin stones, jamb called police SARS, we chased dem into the office and they refused to come out, it took about ten hiluks and peugueot cars filled with police SARS and mobile police men to contain de situation, which most of ran away, den police started picking people by de road side, one guy jst dropped from okada de police man slapped him and dragged him into de truck, i was picked on my way home miles away from were the incident took place, wen we got to the station, state CID, una know de normal take statement and shiiit dat goes on, i was very lucky they dropped me in the open cell AKA VIP, if dem drop u for Aso rock u are doomed, for our open cell place no even dey to sleep, u go enta J-5, put ur head inbetween ur legs till day break, or u go do 20-20, meaning some body go sleep twenty minutes u go wake am sleep ur own twenty minutes, we de urinate inside coke plastic container, our 50 litre jerican full with urine dat nite. U go wish make day break but ur wish no go come true... After 3 days we were granted bail

The Governorship Election petition tribunal sitting in Abuja has ordered a Rerun in 18 local government areas out of 31 in Akwa Ibom..source: Channels television news track

Engagement is when a man proposes to a woman to marry her is the next few months, not when he puts a ring on her finger to scare other men away in the next five years, That is WITCHCRAFT

Lalastica pls if it pleases u

Lagos - The Police in Lagos on Tuesday foiled a robbery attempt on Access and Diamond bank in Lagos.
The unsuccessful robbery which lasted several hours was abandoned due to the engagement of the Nigerian Police and other security agencies.
The Area Commander, Area E, Festac division, Mr Frank Mba, who briefed newsmen on the incident, said that the command received information about the robbery at about 8.25 a.m.
"Today, Oct. 13 2015, at about 8.25 a.m., the command received information on sporadic shooting going on at 4th avenue, Festac Town.
"A joint team of policemen from the Area 'E' Command and Festac Division promptly responded to the incident.
"On arrival at the scene, the Policemen engaged a gang of armed robbers numbering well over 40 all dressed in military camouflage and armed to the teeth.

"The police engaged them in a fierce gun battle that lasted several minutes notwithstanding the clear numerical disadvantage of the police at the beginning of this operation.
"The hot exchange of fire between the policemen and the robbers who incidentally had shared themselves into two groups by simultaneously robbing two banks forced the robbers to abruptly end their operation.
"They consequently abandoned the operation and they were also forced to abandon the sum of N27m but as they were fleeing they were equally forced to abandon a total of 240 life AK-47 life ammunition.
"The money was later recovered by the police and escorted to another branch of Diamond Bank located somewhere along 2nd Avenue where the money was deposited.
"The scene of crime was later cordoned off while support teams from the command headquarters, the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) Ikeja, and also the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Panti, as well as men of the Nigerian Army from Ojo Cantonment joined us," he said.
ACP Mba added that the Commissioner of Police has commenced investigations so that the suspects will be rounded up in time.
"Investigation has since commenced and the CP has vowed to do everything humanly and operationally possible to ensure that the perpetrators of this criminal act are rounded up within the shortest possible time and brought to book.
"Within the two banks, nobody died but someone sustained injury at diamond bank and the person is responding very well to treatment.
"On the part of the law enforcement agencies, no injuries, no death recorded.
"We are working on the report of the 2-year-old baby that got shot.
"We heard that as well. We are trying to liaise with the community to locate and deal with the incident.
"Mopping up operation is still on-going and if there are other information that are not available, we will get it across.
"Preliminary information shows that they came through the waterways and equally exited through the waterways," he said.
He, however, added that the Marine Police had been actively involved in curtailing the activities of the hoodlums and pointed out the challenges.
"Their operations spread across every part of the state where there are waterways from Badagary to Epe, Lagos-Island, Oworonsoki, Ikorodu and up to Festac.
"But you must equally understand that depending on the size of the boat of the Marine Police, there are some waterways that are still inaccessible.
"There are some waterways which the boat of the Nigerian Navy and the Nigerian Police cannot access if the waterway is not big enough to carry those operational boats.
"I want to re assure you that there are on-going massive operations to block all waterways in Lagos and that operation by God's grace will be extended to Festac." he said.
- NAN