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Xpaz:
you guys still don't get it do you?

no sir pls explain, have u ever seen okad wearing seat belt

Lolz, wetin concern okada with seat belt?, dis man must be high,,, hw north take join with south south,, na under ground pipe make de oil jigawa own??

mazzi:
guy you be witch?

my guy na Godwin no Godwin oooooo

Sincerely before God and man, i have supported PMB led federal govt since its inception, i had and i still have high hopes and expectations about this administration, but for now am woefully disappointed with the turn of events, especially the aspect of long queues at petrol stations which even pose a greater security threat to the lifes and properties of ordinary nigerians, as for now am not comfortable with this administration until PMB steps up his game......ordinary nigerians like me and you we are all suffering, there is nothing to hide..

Makurdi and Gboko in benue state. Petrol station 150-155 Black market 200-250 me i de sell 300

De wicked shall neva go unpunished even if he escapes de cry of the people of kwara state will hunt his generation,, quote me nd thunder go fire u

Is this for real??
Lalasticlala: do some tin
http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dvv.jpg

If dem arrest or sack person, some yansh go come de rant online anyhw

Bad belle is allowed is allowed

Bro u don enter 1st class oooooo

Oya make una com bash de man....carry innoson plastic chair sits and sips kunu

That awkward moment u open thread and no body comments

Dem for flog that VC

Mutuwa:
As i forgot my phone on me way to work,this monday,I nearly craze.
Its been a while me got intimate.If it continues like this, phone go de more missed than intimacy.

cant remember wen last i got imtimate, but my phone!!!! Touch it b4 every ten minutes

Talk truth oooo,

They has been a terror attack in france reports says 127 people have been confirmed dead.
At least 127 people have been killed in seven separate attacks across Paris, including 82 during a hostage situation at Bataclan,a music venue
What has happened?
There have been seven apparently coordinated terror attacks in Pariscarried out by at least eight militants, all wearing suicide vests. At least 127 people are feared to have been killed.
Two explosions were heard near theStade de France, where Francois Hollande was watching France play Germany in an international football friendly, at around 8.30pm UK time. A French police official has confirmed there were two suicide attacks and one bombing nearthe venue, which is north of central Paris. One was near a McDonald's restaurant on the fringes of the stadium.Meanwhile there were attacks on two restaurants Le Petit Cambodge and Le Carillon, both inRue Bichat,in the city's 10th arrondissement.
There were also attacks on La Belle Equipe bar inRue de CharonneandBoulevard Voltaire, near the Bataclan.
At least three terrorists took more than100 people hostage at a music venue, Bataclan,where a concert was being held, before they began randomly killing at least 82. They had time to reload their weapons at least three times during the attack. Five explosions were heard when police stormed the venue. The Prefecture of Paris said the attackers detonated explosive vests during a police assault on the venue. Four terrorists were killed as police took control of the hall.
A few hundred yards from the Bataclan, the terrace of theCasa Nostrapizzeria in Rue de la Fontaine au Roi was targeted.
Shootings were also reported at the centralLes Hallesshopping centre and atLe PompidouandLouvre,but they are believed now to be false alarms.
A Paris prosecutor said there could be eight gunmen killed across the capital, with more still at large.
Casualties
At least128 people have died, according to city officials, with many more wounded.
At least 82 people were killed in the concert hall.Four assailants were also killed after police stormed in - three by activating their suicide vests and a fourth shot dead.
Gregory Goupil of the Alliance Police Nationale said there were at least three dead in the attacks near theStade de France, with several others seriously hurt.
A little further east at least 18 people died when the terrace of theLa Belle EquipeinRue de Charonnewas sprayed with gunfire, while around 14 people were killed atLe Carillonbar-cafe inRues Bichat.
Five people at theCasa Nostrapizzeria were targeted by attackers wielding automatic rifles, according to a witness, Mathieu, 35.
Source.....http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11995246/Paris-shooting-What-we-know-so-far.html

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Am forced to speak out on this rampant bone of contention faced by ordinary nigerians, since the beginning of fuel scarcity, petrol stations derive so much joy in gathering crowds at every point, they have all decided to use a single pump in selling petrol at different petrol stations, in makurdi we were literally chased out of the petrol station by the manager just because we dont have cars, or motor bikes, the product is available so why not use all the pumps. It is so painful, that nigerians can not even get ordinary 2 liters of fuel to start ''i pass my neighbour generator'' the government should check the excesses of these petrol stations and their wicked and unreasonable managers.

Bobbystanley:
Love him or hate him, Senator Bruce is the Man.

Besides that's a very good suggestion.

bros mi, abeg hw much u de collect as salary Abi na inside de de 10k wey i de take hold body and soul togeda ni

Sincerely i have never had any encounter with you so i couldnt really say any tin, but jst scrowing down, i could pick some tinz,,, u got a cool personality, u got de charm, i guess u re pretty too, so dear go rock ur job, take all de shit they got to trow @ u, but pls let every fuvck up be treated,, enjoy ur life, feel free, u wont be havin fun in de grave jaree... Stay blessed

This is why i love china,,, very soon russia will make a gun that will be curing homo.

De tin wey pain me pass na Toyota camry LE/corolla 2015 model,, were dem wan drive am? Wen de street to my own house no good hwmuch more of main roads??

Me self am confused,, but its difficult to give ur contact out to a total stranger

PrimeMinisterr:
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you're lying.

yap she's lying big time, ur graduation nd u re back to ur hostel?? Comon' cook a beta lie that one is smelling

chukwudi44:
Nope dear!! It is called rule of law!! The stupid CCT chairman should just wait for the supreme court to adjudicate on the matters of jurisdction!! What exactly is he in a hurry for?

excuse me sir, did the supreme court give any date for hearing, but it ordered stay of proceedings rightthat is to frustrate a lower court of law..

johnydon22:


That is you have not been cooking before, i grew up with 4 girls in the family. didn't have much worry about cooking until they got married and left the house including my elder brothers both got married .

I do all the cooking and any house job you can name, My bae visits often and most of the time i tell her to seat and watch films with my phone while i do the cooking myself.

Cooking is not the sole responsibility of one gender but both parties can participate in it..

I won't tell you sorry, you aint dead yet man this means you should pay more frequent visits to the kitchen..

Marriage requires you cook sometimes..

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Thats ok, anyway i have been cooking for the past 9years, am the cook, and also the cleaner, live with my aunt, she does not enter the kitchen not even by mistake cos am around. Jst had a bad day cooking that day, and i didnt mention cooking been for one gender,, jst expressed my gratitude to de ladies..No big issue. Tnks bro

DuchessLily:
Eyahh.. Pele

Thank God u appreciate and Knw its not easy

yea u knw some guys dont really appreciate what dese angels go thru, thru my xperience in de chicken i really come to respect u guys

Felt alot of pains.... Jst sayin sorry to mi wife to be in advance its not easy

PunkyVeer:
Lol, so are you telling me that she just lies there & waits for the orgasm to happen? That's like waiting for Santa to slide down the chimney at Christmas

I'm sorry but sex is a two-way street. If she's not reaching orgasm, something must be out of sync somewhere, probably at the spot where she's waiting for the orgasm to fall from the sky like manna A guy's ding dong is not some magic stick that delivers orgasms on contact(as much as some guys may foolishly think it is), you also have to take part in the process & make sure that you reach your destination as well. It's not all up to the guy. It takes two to tango. Such unbelievable naivety! Even a virgin like myself knows that an orgasm is not handed to you, you go get it!

lolzzzzz baby girl u tooo much, na ur torch shine pass

J3da:
My heart was racing. I had come to the bridge of no return. All that stood between us was the lonely staircase leading to the hotel room and a huge steel door. I felt a bag of cement fasten to my legs, and yet it felt like a feather whenever I changed my mind to flee the hotel, and would suddenly transform to a bag of cement when I turned to face the lonely staircase. O God! Help me!
He had said to me, "You are going to make love to me tonight, and I will be waiting!" The certainty in his voice still baffled me. Why did he think he owned me and could make me do his biddings. I revolted, but this thing called love is certainly a mystery!
Love make me lift my cemented legs on the first stairs. And subsequently, I dragged my feet up the staircase. It became heavier as I approached the door and my breathing sounded like I had been in a 12 round bout with Mike Tyson. Then, I knocked on the door...
I stopped.
He had placed a tag on the door, "Come in my love, You need not knock!"
I froze.
A gentle push and I found the steel door give way to a dim-lit room. A soft flagrance of rose flowers lifted my chin and lured me into his presence. And there he was indeed, sitting on the sofa directly facing the door.
A careful look and my fear suddenly gave way to a smile.
He had a veil over his face.
Why was he trying to become the bride?
I smiled broader.
"Why have you decided to come," he asked with a naughty voice, loaded with masculine pride. I wished I could sink into the ground. Is this how I was finally going to lose my virginity?
"It's my choice," I boldly replied. "You are my first love, and although you may not be perfect, I have chosen to give you everything from my hair to my lair and from my feet to my teeth....."
"Shhhhhh! You talk too much. Come over to me and lift my veil. Don't you want to look into my eyes before you profess your undying love?"
Hollywood or the Bible hadn't prepared me for this version of romance. Wasn't it the guy to remove the lady's veil? Yet I was drawn to him like a magnet and I felt peace in my heart to release my tough will.
So I stooped down and lifted the veil....
And there he was.... no.... He wasn't there.....It wasn't him.... I didn't see him behind the veil...
It was me. It was my face behind the veil.
"It's high time you decided to make love to yourself," He said with a voice that was perfectly mine. "I have adorned you with immerse beauty and loaded you with talents and graces. So why wouldn't you love yourself?"
"Maxwell raped you, but I love you. They demeaned you, but I died for you. Your parents called you a failure, but I don't make failures. So why wouldn't you love yourself enough to make a choice to love yourself, in spite of everything you've been through?"
Flashes of motions ran again in my mind. I had dragged myself up a lonely stair because of love. I told myself within a veil that love was a choice. But the cruel circumstances of my life had made me hate myself.
"You can only love your neighbour AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF. You have to make yourself your first love. This love casts out fear of other people's opinion, and decides to see itself as a bride coming to her husband. It's time to love yourself!"
I woke up.
I looked around and saw no man. I was in no hotel. The thin covering of my wrapper was no succour to the new fear in my heart. My eyes were wide open, staring at every corner of my room, wondering my flight. Then, I understood clearly, LOVE IS A CHOICE, EVEN FOR MYSELF.
I knelt beside my bed, with my eyes drenched in tears and I called out my full name.
As the walls echoed back my name, I replied, "I love me."
***Dedicated to all who struggle with low self-esteem from rape, physical and verbal abuse. May God's love empower your heart to love yourself boldly in Jesus name. #‎ProjectRapeNoMore‬

honestly i opend the thread with a different mindset, de last part has jst made me cry,,, but all is well,, stay strong dear

kennygee:
The stomach on that man in blue polo sha.

lolz yea, but looking at it closely u will see that its de design of his polo shirt

wachakuta:
Scrapped

Every graduate should go for 2yrs militarily training Just like Isreal.. so dat we can ve a Pool of soldiers to draw from wen needed

bros na ur comment make sense pass