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Canme4u:
Has anyone noticed that MTN no longer deducts your money whenever you exhaust your data??

I was surprised when my browsing came to a halt when I was surfing the web the other day. Though, I was aware I have a limited data but my thought was whenever I finish using all my data the balance on my MTN line should keep me going. So, when the surfing was halt the first thing I did was to check my balance to know either if I should summarize some curses on MTN but to my greatest surprise my credit was still intact. Only GLO usually does that. Though I still don`t know the sms key and the shortcode one can use in other to continue browsing. The shortcode for GLO one is to sms PAYGO to 777 and the surfing continue.

NOTE: if you are a member of 15mb family just dial *406*5# to subscribe for MTN #5 for 5mb daily.

The effect of $5 Billion

This is the change that we seek.

ya i had similar problems also i called customer care, to continue browsing wit ur airtime send RESET to 131... U will get a confirmation msg

See money ooooo.......if dem share us 1mill each for nigeria ma de tin go still remain plenty oooo

Lolzzz.....Dem go soon start to probe de church for senate

damton:
When dem say make dem step down, dem no go gree.
This Man has been at the helms of affairs since I grew up to understand what CAF entails and what they do.
Meanwhile.
Akpors came back from school and later he started doing His Mathematics
Homework And While He’s Working Out His Sums, He Says To Himself,
“ Two Plus Five, That Son Of A Bitch Is Seven .
Three Plus Six, That Son Of A Bitch Is Nine …”
Nine Plus One, That Son Of A Bitch Is Ten
Ten Plus Ten, That Son Of A Bitch Is Twenty’’
His Father Heard What He ’s Saying And Shouted, “ What Are You Doing
Akpors?”!!!!
“ I’m Doing My Maths Homework .” Akpors replies
“ And Is This How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It ?” The Father Asked .
“ Yes papa ,” Akpors Answers.
Infuriated , The Next Day The Father went to their school and Asks The
Teacher , “ What Are You Teaching My Son In Mathematics ?”
“ He’ s Learning Addition.” The Teacher Replies .
“ And Are You Teaching Him To Say Two Plus Two, That Son Of A Bitch Is
Four and so on?” Ask The Father ?
After The Teacher laffd and Stops Laughing, She AnswerD, “ No . No .
What I Taught Him Was, Two Plus Two, THAT SUM OF WHICH, Is Four, Four
plus Four , THAT SUM OF WHICH, is Eight.
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS

Jalubarika:
G

vision2050:
Body no be fire wood. When nature call no one can denied it. Sleep Mr. Jonah

vision2050:
g

tinobrace:
R

vision2050:
g

i feel una hustle for FTC.....pls try again later

Monkey de work baboon de chop...endtime employee nd employer

Nigeria no de go bankrupt

Nyesome Wike,, i dont knw weda u knw anytin abt dis yams

Good for dem,, end time love

Arms Deal part 1 & 2, marketed and distributed by barcanista and chukwudi limited number 31 idomota Lagos.... grab ur copy noooooooooooow!!!!!

[quote author=Rose2014 post=40350005]Ordinary "bread", you can't even spell
Anyway I blame it on quota system


[/quote
thank God you know he meant bread

Despite the controversies facing the director of the Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu on Monday, November 23 2015, appeared in court.
It was reported on Sunday, November 22, by a faction of the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) that the radio Biafra director was dead.
The Naij.comcorrespondent at the court said they are still waiting for the chief magistrate to arrive.
See pictures below
https://www.naij.com/645498-breaking-nnamdi-kanu-appears-court-pictures.html

PunkyVeer:
I hope you mean one that's south american I wont mind

lolz mehn dis babe u always make happy wit ur comment.... Carry go jaree.

PunkyVeer:
Very lowkey without the "notice me" attitude
Gentle but manly
Loyal
Few friends
Not a frequent party goer ( because sometimes I need my space & would want him to just leave me alone & be gone )
Not a social media addict

Just an average Joe who is his own person & not swayed by trends or opinions Can't stand spinelessness & people who care too much what others think. So add a tolerable IDGAF attitude & you have my prince charming

u got taste but wait Jesus is coming soon

haywire07:
Who will go? Wen business is boomimg in Lagos

2 Origin for u. Gbam

Make another person poison me becos am making more progress than him?, no sensible igbo man will return when he has established him self outside igbo land apart from Kanu de director

A camp commandant of the Benue State, National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, Captain Abalaba has been decamped for harassing a Muslim corps member, just before the end of the recently concluded Batch B Stream I Orientation exercise.
According to a report from the scheme’s leading site, Corpr.com, the corps member, who is the Amira (female head) of the Muslim Corpers Association of Nigeria (MCAN) in Benue State, was hit because she was wearing a Hijab. More findings claim she was hit with a bottle.
It was believed that the commandant ordered her to remove the Hijab and gave instructions to the soldiers to beat the Amir and some other Muslim corpers found praying in the mosque claiming it was for security purposes. Afterwards the corpers were sent out of the camp.
Delegates from the Director General of the NYSC and the Secretary General of Muslim Council of Nigeria were dispatched to the camp to resolve the issue that same day, November 14th.
After the issue was resolved, the Captain Abalaba was decamped immediately and he was replaced with a new Camp commandant.
MCAN has promised to follow the case up to ensure that “Captain Abalaba is used as a long lasting example to all those who have harassed or have the intention of harassing corps members on religious grounds. Source: http://benue.com.ng/nysc-camp-commandant-decamped-for-harassing-female-corps-member-in-benue/

Emmanuel Osita Okereke on November 20 supposed that Sambo Dasuki, a former national security adviser, wanted to assassinate him for reporting some of his (Dasuki’s) activities to the then president Goodluck Jonathan.
Okereke, the director general of National Taskforce to Combat Illegal Importation of Small Arms, Ammunition, and Light Weapons (NATFORCE), had a briefing with journalists in Enugu on Friday.
He supposed that former NSA was one of the people who betrayed Jonathan, when he persuaded him to sack all the service chiefs.
The director general said: “There is information we made available to the former president and he was directed to invite us for more information, but Dasuki rebuffed it because he was trying to save his boys and agents.
“We know how many arms that entered this country illegally through various borders, which ex-NSA concealed and protected the suspects.
“My men intercepted 12 trailer load of ammunition at Sema border, and Col. Sambo used his boys to clear the arms and threatened to assassinate me when I wrote to the former president Jonathan”.
Okereke also supposed that Dasuki had plans to run to Syria, continuing that “former EFCC boss Ibrahim Lamorde has escaped through Chad border, before fleeing abroad; it would be disastrous for the country if Dasuki escapes trial.”
The NATFORCE chief further noted that the ex-NSA “contributed 80 % to the security problems we are having today”.
He said while the judiciary was the last hope of the common man,“somebody like Col. Dasuki (rtd) should not benefit in that hope because he is enemy of progress and rule of law.
“He disobeyed several court orders while in office for his selfish interest. Why is he asking that order of the same court he disobeyed while in office should be obeyed now?”
“Now, we are talking about insecurity in the country; former EFCC boss Ibrahim Lamorde has escaped through Chad border. This is the man the chairman, Police Service Commission recommended as one of the best police officers, who has done well for his country; today, that same man is now an escapee. Source: https://www.naij.com/643835-dasuki-threatened-kill-reporting-jonathan.html

chocolateme:
and you got that attention, you should have ignored it as others did but you just couldn't contain the annoyance of it all. Sorry for the skin pain. If it wasn't so annoying. Then u wouldn't have shown shown yourself in my land and space. Some people eh! They are so much of sadist that even humorous threads still bite them. Please face your front oga

tell am ooo, eim be lyk say de tin wey de worry am big wel wel

vosquare:
Another definition of wahala

dem de hustle for FTC

This is our duty

EddyNumerouno:
Even your boo has a boo

A buz A buz

Pandemonium broke out yesterday at the Rain Oil filling station in High-level area of Makurdi, Benue State when a commercial motorcyclist bit off a student’s finger.
The incident occurred at about 9am happened when the Okada rider and the attacked student engaged in disagreement over a missing jerrycan.
The cyclist simply identified as Agergba came to purchase fuel and had reportedly stolen the jerrycan belonging to the student, identified as Terfa Bumkeng.
It was gathered that a serious argument ensued between the duo and snowballed into a fight.
Eyewitnesses said the student had claimed that he lost his jerrycan while scrambling on the queue to buy fuel and that, according to him, he later found it with the cyclist.
The incident attracted the attention of passersby and other customers who beat the cyclist to coma. The matter was reported to the police.
The student was, however, arrested and detained at police B Division while the cyclist is receiving treatment at Bishop Murray Medical centre Makurdi. Effort to reach the PPRO were abortive as he failed to pick phone calls.
Source:http://leadership.nghttp://benue.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wpid-motorists-queuing-for-fuel-at-a-petrol-station.jpg

PunkyVeer:
Explosives come in small packages

Gbam!!!!!

Bros these people wont believe u oooo

Sweeeeet were is my 50 litre galoonss

Oboi u even get bicycle, some of us na our legs ooo,, my easy wear don chop one side finish, cos okada don double price

PunkyVeer:
No, not scammers but a bunch of clucking mitches. You're being too kind.

shooooooooooooow!!!! Babe na wow oooo, me i don de fear u ooo. Pack my bags nd leave de thread

That moment you are chatting with a babe on whatsapp, and u tell her i like ur handwritting!!!! For whatsapp? Haba bros

This people should shift base nd start bombing very close to aso rock so that somebody will knw dat we are not animals but also human beings

All dis white people wey lyk kilishi nd suya why dem no go protect themselves from bomb

Treash:
I tink black market is 150 coz na High Level area me sef dey live.

which of part high level Cos de least u will get now around bolek nd rain oil is 200 per liter,

See dis creoooooo