₦airaland Forum

baddooski:
hehehe

remindz me of my ex, i gat nice plans for her but she took me for a fool,

i bleep the living day light outta her then i told her i'm no longer interested, mehn it pained me errrn ever since then i'v vowed never to trust a lady coz they ain't worth it.

Right now am not in for serious issue ooo,,,wen I go service come bak, get a job,, ehnnnnn, I will be ready to give love and trust a second chance, cos all de love nd trust I gave out came back empty handed,,,targeting 4:58CGPA...

baddooski:
lol

Guy suppose knw when u don enter one chance na ,,, de surprising thing is dat she does not knw dat I already knw...

baddooski:
"game of the highest bidder" so so on point, no time for any silly relatnship, na to chop clean mouth to quench konji.

Bros ur head dey there,, imagine she go comot go de flex wit de guy, me I go dey houz de get PHD in mumuism, she go even get mind de tell me sey she love me..babes get mind sha...dis days I de behave lyk I de chop food wit devil oooo, use long spoon

Jadekitana:
I know some people would come out and say Jade has smoked her morning weed but like it or not a serious relationship isn't meant for students.

Imagine an average student who still depends on his parents for pocket money to buy handout talking about love, what do you understand by love? This generation has birthed people who now prefer actions to shakespare tales.

Your folks send you 5k to buy handouts,that money also includes pocket money to buy beans and t-fair, now tell me where does expenses for your so called babe come in? Oh u didn't think she would ask for recharge card right? She's always looking pretty and yours is to compliment not knowing those weekends she sneaks out is to go see her real boyfriend while you claiming love. After deceiving you, you rush here to create threads "the b.itch asked for recharge card,am I her father"

You think the scholars don't know what they are doing by not having relationships until after landing that chevron job? Girls are not smiling these days,its the hard truth. She would stick to you when she isn't yet exposed but once that exposure comes due to friends or peer pressure forget it! Love is a game don't be deceived,the highest bidder gets it all,while you are cursing and swearing she's having fun.

Cut your coat according to your size! Your wives are still in secondary school not the babes you are parading presently. If u ain't from affluent homes, not a yahoo boy, not into any business while schooling, you have no business having a serious relationship! You can have friends with benefits or flings as far as you play your game well.

80percent of relationships don't work after graduation, your so called bae may see a better bae and flee because time isn't on her side,stop wasting your emotions on fruitless relationships that would end at the gate. Read very well, f.uck that bff and come out with excellent grades, thank me later! I'm tired of seeing heartbroken childish threads from broke guys complaining about cheating girlfriends when you ain't worthy of having one the first place.

PS: the smart ones would see some truth here, the dumb ones would come here defending their naivety.

This is the bitter truth I have heard so far on NL...babe I wish u for be my sister.....I have come to learn dis truth in a hard way...it is a game of highest bidder

refiner:
u are jocking rite?

My dear ahhbeg ask dat nigga ooooo...I hope he's joking

U go fear fear na....abeg who knw where punkyveer dey?

mekd:
sharap there...I hope your father n mother isn't hit with a bullet in the head too....like it happened in bayelsa...iranu

Tnks bro I will sharap....take care cheeeeeers!!!!!

And one idiot will come online and start ranting....but I bet u, wen ur father is hit in the head with a bullet you will understand the pain of others....na person wey wear shoe knw were eim de pain am...yes buhari is a dullard, yes lia Mohammed is a liar, yes the whole Apc is a scam, yes people hate the present federal govt...but Wike is killing the people of rivers state, forget party politics , when peoples lives are in danger and the chief security officer of a state in indicted and he does not even deny, but continues to cause tension den you re in for a long tin..like I said wen ur father or mother is hit with a bullet in the head you will know the pains people are going through in rivers state...insults are highly welcomed....

They have P.H.D in lieing..Jesus!!!! Naija tailors can lie.....oya come in de afternoon nd pick ur cloth, u come his shop is lock, call his number him go de form busy, or he will say he jst went out to buy pure water... Niem u lock shop

Abeg make person help me tell God say the Air condition wey him put for makurdi, gas don finish inside ooo,,chaii dis heat no be here ooo.

What would you do if after ur wedding day u found out dat the cameraman didnt take any pictures he was only flashing lights!!!

Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

Dats best for business.... boko boys up north nd militant nd cultist down south south,,every body de maintain territory,,,after all everybody de destroy na him own community..

asha01:
Stealing stolen money. what do we call this one?

Bros mi, dat one na double wahala for deadi body.......corruption*2

Dat Is childs play, wen u go to a waec or neco xternal center, de new method is to wear a trouser according to ur phones colour, u lap ur phone wit left hand it blends wit ur trouser. Nd u will be writing de oda way... Or if u see some guys wit timber land, its not for big boy, inside dat shoe they re lyk 5 phones for de seat mate gangs.

Bros una no go kill person for nairaland one day ooo. De kind laugh wey I laugh my mumcy come knock for my door,,, hope all is well I say yes ma'

U go feel like make ground open make u enta

naughtynaughty:
Telemundo; husband for hire, queen of hearts



Zeeworld; destiny, married again

Love dem!

I tink its televista dat shows husband for hire and snakes nd lizards

Small boy get money, him go get chieftaincy title, standards have really fallen.. congrats anyway

For the last 48 hours electricity supply in makurdi benue state has not gone off even for 5 seconds i had to put off de freezer cos we started lacking ordinary water to drink every tin is soolide till now, we re entering anoda 24 hours uninterupted power supply...

afroniger:
What about 'Adam & Eve'? Have you noticed they're also always depicted as white/Caucasian? And we're supposed to simply accept all that bullcrap "on faith". What a load bullshyt. *Rolls eyes*

guy I want to see the likes of adams oshiomole, gordons, sheyi law, as Jesus jaree or adam de rest

Jman06:
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, then you are just like any other 1mbecile around, only difference is that you think you are normal.




Quote me anywhere.

u re entitled to ur opinion, weda u believe or not it does not change my name or ur name....tnk u sir

since the days of my childhood; I have never seen a photo black Jesus how was this hypothesis arrived at

Is it me or is dat nigga wit a jeep on his back president BUBU

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TEXT OF ADDRESS BY MR. OLUTISE ISAAC ADENIPEKUN (FCAI, MNIM), HEAD OF THE NIGERIA NATIONAL OFFICE OF THE WEST AFRICAN EXAMINATIONS COUNCIL (WAEC), AT A PRESS BRIEFING TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF THE RESULTS OF THE NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2015 WEST AFRICAN SENIOR SCHOOL CERTIFICATE EXAMINATION (WASSCE) PRIVATE ON THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2015 AT THE WAEC OFFICE, YABA, LAGOS
Gentlemen of the media, on behalf of the Management and staff of the West African Examinations Council (WAEC), I welcome you all to this press briefing which is my first with you. Permit me to use this opportunity to express our deep appreciation to you all for your support and cooperation in our efforts at fulfilling the Council抯 mandate to the nation.
As part of the efforts of the Council to continue to protect the integrity of its examinations, and to remain many steps ahead of perpetrators of examination malpractice, the Council, beginning with the November/December 2015 WASSCE, deployed another cutting-edge technology in the conduct of its examinations. This newly deployed technology is called 揅redenceOne�.
It is the intersection of mobile communications and biometric technology. It is a mobile biometric identification and verification system, built on the Android Operating System. Using 揅redenceOne� is as simple as using a mobile phone. It is used to initiate and complete the biometric verification of candidates� fingerprints. The device is programmed to compare the scanned fingerprint template with the initial templates captured during registration and display the candidate抯 details to check impersonation. The system also takes candidates� attendance and automatically sends the records online to the remote central server for reporting. With this innovation, we can boldly say that WAEC, Nigeria now has its biometric fingerprint identification and verification system on a mobile device.
The November/December 2015 WASSCE was concluded on October 9, 2015, while Coordination of examiners and Marking of candidates� scripts for the examination took place between October 29 and November 19, 2015 at 20 marking venues. The Council also undertook the electronic marking of the scripts of candidates in some subjects at two venues.
May I use this opportunity to express our profound gratitude to all the supervisors, invigilators, custodians, security agencies and other ad-hoc personnel for their commitment and dedication to duty during the conduct of the examination. I, equally, thank our Chief Examiners, Team Leaders, Assistant Examiners and Checkers for their dedication and commitment during the Coordination and Marking exercise.
Today, gentlemen of the media, I am glad to announce the release of the results of the November/December 2015 WASSCE for Private candidates in Nigeria.
A total of 237,154 candidates sat the examination, consisting of 124,512 male and 112,642 female candidates. This number included 37 visually challenged candidates. Out of the total number of candidates that sat the examination, 235,542 candidates, representing 99.32% have their results fully processed and released. 1,612 candidates, (representing 0.68%) have a few of their subjects still being processed due to some errors, traceable mainly to the candidates in the course of registration or writing the examination. Such errors are being corrected by the Council to enable the affected candidates have their results.
Of the total number of candidates that sat the examination, 79,490 candidates, representing 33.51% obtained 6 credits and above; 113,573 candidates, representing 47.88% obtained 5 credits. In addition, 146,253 candidates, representing 61.67% obtained credits and above in 4 subjects, while 175,718 candidates, representing 74.09% obtained credits and above in 3 subjects. A total of 200,304 candidates (84.46%) obtained credits and above in 2 subjects.
Furthermore, the results of 28,768 candidates, representing 12.13%, are being withheld for further investigation in connection with various cases of examination malpractice. The reports of the investigations will be presented to the Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC) of the Council for consideration. The Committee抯 decisions will be communicated to the affected candidates in due course.
Candidates in the examination will be able to check the details of their performance on the Council抯 results website: www.waecdirect.orgwithinthe next 24 hours.
Gentlemen of the media, I owe it as a duty and responsibility to commend the staff of the Council, for their dedication to duty. This contributed immensely to the successes recorded during the conduct of the examination, marking of scripts and processing of the results of the November/December 2015 WASSCE (Private). I most sincerely thank these worthy staff.....mods pls put this in front....source: http://grupdates.com /forum-3753-1/BREAKING- WAEC-has-released- the-results-for-the- WAEC-GCE-Nov-Dec- 2015-Examinationsb

TEXT OF ADDRESS BY MR. OLUTISE ISAAC ADENIPEKUN (FCAI, MNIM), HEAD OF THE NIGERIA NATIONAL OFFICE OF THE WEST AFRICAN EXAMINATIONS COUNCIL (WAEC), AT A PRESS BRIEFING TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF THE RESULTS OF THE NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2015 WEST AFRICAN SENIOR SCHOOL CERTIFICATE EXAMINATION (WASSCE) PRIVATE ON THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2015 AT THE WAEC OFFICE, YABA, LAGOS
Gentlemen of the media, on behalf of the Management and staff of the West African Examinations Council (WAEC), I welcome you all to this press briefing which is my first with you. Permit me to use this opportunity to express our deep appreciation to you all for your support and cooperation in our efforts at fulfilling the Council抯 mandate to the nation.
As part of the efforts of the Council to continue to protect the integrity of its examinations, and to remain many steps ahead of perpetrators of examination malpractice, the Council, beginning with the November/December 2015 WASSCE, deployed another cutting-edge technology in the conduct of its examinations. This newly deployed technology is called 揅redenceOne�.
It is the intersection of mobile communications and biometric technology. It is a mobile biometric identification and verification system, built on the Android Operating System. Using 揅redenceOne� is as simple as using a mobile phone. It is used to initiate and complete the biometric verification of candidates� fingerprints. The device is programmed to compare the scanned fingerprint template with the initial templates captured during registration and display the candidate抯 details to check impersonation. The system also takes candidates� attendance and automatically sends the records online to the remote central server for reporting. With this innovation, we can boldly say that WAEC, Nigeria now has its biometric fingerprint identification and verification system on a mobile device.
The November/December 2015 WASSCE was concluded on October 9, 2015, while Coordination of examiners and Marking of candidates� scripts for the examination took place between October 29 and November 19, 2015 at 20 marking venues. The Council also undertook the electronic marking of the scripts of candidates in some subjects at two venues.
May I use this opportunity to express our profound gratitude to all the supervisors, invigilators, custodians, security agencies and other ad-hoc personnel for their commitment and dedication to duty during the conduct of the examination. I, equally, thank our Chief Examiners, Team Leaders, Assistant Examiners and Checkers for their dedication and commitment during the Coordination and Marking exercise.
Today, gentlemen of the media, I am glad to announce the release of the results of the November/December 2015 WASSCE for Private candidates in Nigeria.
A total of 237,154 candidates sat the examination, consisting of 124,512 male and 112,642 female candidates. This number included 37 visually challenged candidates. Out of the total number of candidates that sat the examination, 235,542 candidates, representing 99.32% have their results fully processed and released. 1,612 candidates, (representing 0.68%) have a few of their subjects still being processed due to some errors, traceable mainly to the candidates in the course of registration or writing the examination. Such errors are being corrected by the Council to enable the affected candidates have their results.
Of the total number of candidates that sat the examination, 79,490 candidates, representing 33.51% obtained 6 credits and above; 113,573 candidates, representing 47.88% obtained 5 credits. In addition, 146,253 candidates, representing 61.67% obtained credits and above in 4 subjects, while 175,718 candidates, representing 74.09% obtained credits and above in 3 subjects. A total of 200,304 candidates (84.46%) obtained credits and above in 2 subjects.
Furthermore, the results of 28,768 candidates, representing 12.13%, are being withheld for further investigation in connection with various cases of examination malpractice. The reports of the investigations will be presented to the Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC) of the Council for consideration. The Committee抯 decisions will be communicated to the affected candidates in due course.
Candidates in the examination will be able to check the details of their performance on the Council抯 results website: www.waecdirect.orgwithin the next 24 hours.
Gentlemen of the media, I owe it as a duty and responsibility to commend the staff of the Council, for their dedication to duty. This contributed immensely to the successes recorded during the conduct of the examination, marking of scripts and processing of the results of the November/December 2015 WASSCE (Private). I most sincerely thank these worthy staff.....mods pls put this in front....source:http://grupdates.com/forum-3753-1/BREAKING-WAEC-has-released-the-results-for-the-WAEC-GCE-Nov-Dec-2015-Examinations

Hahahahahahahahahaha, dis guy has a PHD in lieing

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