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That was in 2018. I attended a baptist church sunday sch in Ibadan,out of nowhere I was signified to give the closing prayer. I was totally dumfounded,but I managed to stand up to pray,but alas,I kept on stammering to d extent even I struggled to hear what I was saying. People weren't even saying Amen they couldn't hear jack of what I was saying. After d prayer i shamefuly opened my eyes and d glances on people's face towards me said it all.

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I was on secondment to a local authority for 12 months and the team I was working with had a conference someone had to attend providing a promotion stand. For various reasons none of the permanent staff were able to attend as it meant an overnight stay, so Sarah my boss and I were the delegates.

We arrived at the hotel late afternoon, went to our rooms to clean up and agreed to meet in the bar for a pre-dinner drink.





Showered & changed, at about 5, I wandered down, Sarah arrived only a couple of minutes later.
“I feel better for getting the days grime off” she declared, as she sat down. I offered to get drinks (a glass of wine for us both)

“These things are always difficult as the others all seem to have childcare commitments which makes an overnight difficult she explained”



We discussed the plans for the next days conference and agreed our strategy & timing, then just chatted about things in general. Sarah offered her appreciation for my helping out.

After 10-15 minutes she declared, “Right, that it, no more work until tomorrow, agreed?” I agreed.
We chatted about general, stuff and fixed a time for dinner. Whilst Sarah was technically my boss, because I was on secondment, we had a very relaxed relationship, more like peers so the conversation was a little friendlier than manager & staff might be. I need to make a call home later she informed me, to see everyone’s alright. I already knew she was a divorcee but now living with a partner (male) and had two girls (8 & 10 from her marriage.




Fine I told her, go when you’re ready. “Oh not yet, they will only have just got home, time for another glass I think”.

She brought back the drinks and as she sat down she winced “Ahh bugger”
“What’s up”?
“I’ve got a twinge in my shoulder, I think I pulled a muscle moving some furniture the other day”

“Sounds like you need a massage”
“Oh yeah, chance will be a fine thing”
“Just a min” I said as I got up. When I returned a couple of minutes later I exclaimed “well that was a good idea down the pan”
“What was”
I explained I noticed the hotel had a gym in the hotel, and checked with reception if they had a masseuse, the good news was that they did, the bad news was that they had just left for the day.

“Oh how kind, thanks for the thought anyway, I’ll just have to grin & bare it”.



“Tell you what, I have some savlon in my room, I know it’s not much but it does have anaesthetic properties, it will help with the pain if you want.
That’s ok, I’ll get by.
Don’t be silly it’ll only take me a minute, and I guarantee it will work”
After a little persuasion she finally agreed “If it helps that would be good, as it is rather painful”.

I was up to my room and back in a few minutes. As I sat down and offered her the cream she informed me, “Nice idea but I’m afraid your journey was wasted”
“You’ve had a miraculous cure?
“No unfortunately, she laughed, but while you we gone I tried reaching the spot and can’t get my hand on it so I wouldn’t be able to apply the cream”.

“Aw shame, I’m sure it would have helped”. I replied



As she reached for her glass she flinched. “It really is painful”? I enquired
“Mmm especially when I move my arm”.
“Are you sure you’ll be OK for tomorrow” I asked anxiously
“Oh I’ll cope”

After a moments hesitation, I said, “look don’t take this the wrong way, nothing other than an offer to help a maiden in distress, but if you cannot reach, I could always apply the cream. If it helps for now, you could always try to get something better tomorrow like a pain patch”.

She was clearly uncertain. “Oh, no that’s fine I’m sure I’ll ………… “She grunted again as she put her glass down.

“Look you’re clearly in pain, it will only take five mins”



She hesitated………. “I’m not sure, I’m tempted to try it but……….”
“Look it’s just one work colleague helping another in need, no strings, and I won’t mention it to a sole”. I said waiving the tube of cream

“Oh I guess it’s worth a try. Ok, but not here, we’ll have to go to my room. But not a word to anybody.”

“Of course, I wouldn’t know how to explain it to my partner anyway” I agreed
We picked up our drinks (both had only taken a sip) and made our way to Sarah’s room. Entering we both stood a little awkwardly

“Ok so where is the pain” I asked
“Just inside the shoulder blade” she informed me
“Well I’m afraid you’re going to have to expose it for me to be able to put the cream on”
She looked anxious “Oh yes, I hadn’t thought about that, perhaps we shouldn’t bother”

“Don’t be silly, it’s only your shoulder I need to get at. You only need to undo a few buttons …..” Then I looked. Sarah was wearing a loose tee shirt and a fashionably short black skirt that only came to mid thigh, over thick black leggings.

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MY FIRST DOG Bleep"

We all know how Hot teenage boys are and I had plenty of opportunities to date and Bleep boys if I’d wanted to. But my older sister had gotten pregnant when she was a teen and there was no way I wanted to follow in her footsteps. Even condoms can fail, so there was no way I was dumb enough to let a boy Bleep me and take even the slim chance of getting pregnant. I became an expert at sucking cock and giving hand jobs. Plus I learned I really enjoyed getting my ass bleeped, so the boys rarely complained when I wouldn’t let them Bleep my pussy.

If you’ve read my other stories, you know I’d gotten licked to orgasm on a regular basis by the family dachshund and had graduated to getting eaten out by my brother-in-law’s German Shepherd/St. Bernard mix Barney. I knew Barney wanted to Bleep me because he’d tried to mount me more than once during a hot session of him licking my pussy. Even though he belonged to my brother-in-law, I think Barney spent more time over at my house than at his own. My parents both worked, so our house was empty when I came home from high school each day. I had 2-3 hours to myself every day before anyone else came home and, being the Hot girl that I was, I spent a lot of that time masturbating. Using my fingers to get myself off was nice, but got boring after a while. And I bleeped myself with many different implements that were handy. Back when I was a teen there was no internet (yeah, I’m that old...ha!) and there wasn’t any way for a girl my age to buy vibrators or dildos. So I used things like cucumbers, bananas, hair brush handles, big wooden spoon handles, anything just to get off.




But I wanted more than just vegetables or inanimate objects in my pussy. I wanted a real cock, something hot, hard and throbbing filling me up. I was quite familiar with Barney’s dog cock, so he was the natural choice since I knew there was no chance of getting pregnant if he bleeped me. My only concern was the knot at the base of his dick. I’d jacked him or sucked him off many times (it was only fair since he made me cum) and that knot was pretty big. His main shaft was a bit over six inches long and not too fat, but not too skinny either. When I sucked him off he filled my mouth to capacity, but I didn’t have to stretch my jaws too wide and he didn’t choke me when he humped my face. The knot at the base added maybe another inch or so in length, but swelled up to the size a little larger than a tangerine. I wasn’t worried about it when I was blowing him because my mouth opened wide enough to accommodate it without it getting stuck, but I wasn’t so sure my pussy could take it.




One afternoon I’d picked up Barney from my sister’s house after school and brought him home with me as usual. We’d gotten out of school early for some reason or another and I had the house to myself for at least five hours and I’d decided to use the time to let Barney Bleep me for the first time. I’d been thinking about it all day and the dog must have known how Hot I was because his nose went up my skirt as soon as we got in the door. I tossed my purse and schoolbooks on the dining room table as I passed and hurried into the living room with Barney at my heels.

“Give me a chance to get my clothes off!” I laughed while Barney continued to try to get at my pussy when I flopped down on the couch.




I quickly shimmied out of my panties, flipped my skirt up and spread my legs as Barney crowded in close and stuck his nose in my crotch. I moaned and shivered when his tongue darted out and licked me from asshole to clit with one long swipe. God but it felt amazing to once again have that hot wet doggy tongue lapping away at my pussy, making me wetter and hotter the longer he licked. His nose constantly bumped against my clit as he dug his tongue into my hole to get at the juices that were flowing.

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I laughed a little when I called my neighbor Neil to see if he wanted to ride with me to our high school’s basketball game and he complained that his cousin was staying at his folks over the weekend while her parents were out of town so he probably wouldn’t go.

“Bring her with you if she wants to go. I don’t care and it won’t be that bad. Besides, it’s bound to be better than sitting at the house with the parents isn’t it?”



Neal answered with “Yea, probably so. I’ll see if she wants to come with. She’s not really all that bad. I’ll ask her”

I had never met his cousin and assumed she must have been a good bit younger than us and was just trying to be nice to the neighbors that had let me use their pool last summer even when they were on vacation.




Neil came back on the line that they would be ready in about 15 minutes. “Cool, I’ll pick you up at your place” I replied. A few minutes later I headed out in my beat up old car get them and head over to the school for the game. We would just get there in time to watch the girl’s team play, followed by the boy’s game afterwards. As I pulled into the drive I was surprised to see that Neil’s cousin was our age; maybe 17 or 18 and appeared to be really put together in her tight jeans and t-shirt under a leather jacket.

“This is my cousin Janet” Neal introduced us. “Cool…nice to meet you” I replied as Neal got into the front seat and she took the back in the big old four door.



Neal and I quickly caught up each other and tried to include Janet in our conversation as we asked about how her week had been the next county over. I kept peeking back at her in my rear view mirror and admiring the body under her jacket and tee. She finally noticed and grinned at me in the mirror with what looked like a bit of a blush.

Janet smiled and chimed in. “You know you really rescued us tonight Jimmy. I really didn’t want to hang out with Neal’s parents all night. I will be way more fun out with you guys. I don’t know why Mom and Dad think I can’t spend two nights by myself.”

“You a wild ass or something” I laughingly asked.

“Well maybe, but they don’t know that” giggled Janet.

“Bullshit” answered Neal. “She got caught raiding her folks liquor stash with one of her friends a few months ago. They barely leave her alone at all now”




“It was just a taste…talk about over reacting” Janet pouted.

We got to the game just in time, but had to park far back in the parking lot. By the end of the 1st quarter Neil had wandered off to talk to a girl and he wound up leaving Janet with me.

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