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Romance / Re: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by BackOff(m): 10:21pm On Jul 05, 2016
You never wanted her to get too close until you're sure there's something in it for both of you.

That's your best excuse for lying.

Confess everything to her that way without including anything about marriage in the discussion. Because if you understand how a woman's heart works, then you'll know that mentioning marriage during confession can muddle up everything.

Just tell her the truth. If she is able to forgive, then you'll know you have a wife material indeed.

Though you shouldn't expect her to forgive you immediately. Give her time to be shocked, and to think it through.

Just don't stop apologizing.

All the best bro.
Phones / Re: Why You Should Always Pick Your Friends Call(moral Lesson) by BackOff(m): 5:42pm On May 23, 2016
Udofire:

I quite agree op may post anything but i believe its either you don't have a friend or you don't know your friend, if you do, you will know the way your friend thinks and reasons in some ideal situations.

Then maybe he's not a good friend because if what you said is the case, he must have noticed that attitude in his friend and should have advised him accordingly (at least, getting an headset is a viable option).
And if truly he knows his friend wouldn't pick his call at that time, he could have called first and followed it up with a message.

But even at that, I still stand by my comment because he didn't know what actually the friend was thinking.

What if his phone was in silent mode?
or don't you think that might have been the case?
Phones / Re: Why You Should Always Pick Your Friends Call(moral Lesson) by BackOff(m): 1:08pm On May 23, 2016
Bloody lie devoid of reasoning.

How did he know what his friend was thinking just before he died when they were not even at the same spot?

Let's think before we post anything jor.

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Phones / Re: 5 Unmistakable Signs You Are A Phone Addict... by BackOff(m): 10:31pm On May 21, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Where Have The Rats Gone? - Did My Neighbours Wipe Them All Out? by BackOff(m): 1:28pm On May 01, 2016
Ok, here's it:

No matter how clean your kitchen is, sometimes you just can't help wonder where the rats you see occasionally jumping here and there came from, let alone how thy managed to get in in the first place.
If your kitchen is so clean and you've never seen a rat there before, good for you.

So here's the deal, I used to see all these big big rats from time to time jumping up and down.

In fact, sometimes na God dey save me from their hand because I so much hate seeing their skin. It irritates me.

However, I've noticed in the last few months or so, they seemed to have vanished.

I no dey see them again.
I miss them so much.

Is it that all my neighbours used very powerful rat killers to wipe them all out for the fear of Lassa fever?

Someone please help me locate them ooooo.

grin cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooo... Girls Are Rushing Me Too Much! by BackOff(m): 8:31pm On Apr 29, 2016
yall:
@ backoff no. 3 hypocritical

Ok. Your choice.

Like I said before, you already knew what you wanted. You really don't need the advice.
Romance / Re: Help Me Guys : Pix by BackOff(m): 2:48pm On Apr 29, 2016
Ayaff deside not too comet.

grin grin grin grin

Seriously ehn! Bros this your grammar no be here ooo.

But guys, don't be fooled.
The guy just wants to catch some fun with this grammar of his.

cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooo... Girls Are Rushing Me Too Much! by BackOff(m): 11:51pm On Apr 28, 2016
yall:
i was 'blind' before, i thought whatever silly thing i do nobody will know, my eyes just opened recently. Its not my fault, and besides everybody has thier dirty secrets, why should my own be the 'wicked' .And u said i do it willingly, i wouldnt do something that got me locked up

Hey, I do not criticize bro. Anything I do, say or type grin is to point out something.

These I've noticed and would like to point out.

1. Never assume "everybody" hates you or treats you badly. In all sincerity, not everyone will like you, but you'll be surprised that the percentage of those who hate you is negligible compared to those who like you.

2. Though the strategy works, I have used it before, that is rejecting or ignoring girls, it will only and always attract girls with low self-esteem towards you. Those who seek to be noticed at all cost.

3. SOLUTION: Never ignore girls; smile, acknowledge and appreciate them when necessary. Reason is to avoid No2. And it will make real, mature, self-confident girls to notice you.


4. Try to stay focussed on your goals and projections in life. Never get distracted.

5. Finally, always define the kind of relationship (friendship I mean) that you have with your female friends.
Never try to lead them on or flirt with them if you know you ain't interested.
And if some go out of their way to tell you they have feelings for you, never toy with their emotions.
Tell them immediately that's not what you want from them.


You know the question I always ask myself whenever I get close to a female friend or see a "presumed" beautiful girl passing by?

"To what end?"
"What do I wish to achieve by dating her?"
"A relationship that'll lead to marriage or just se.x?"

If it's the first, make sure you're ready for it, look for your right woman and hang on to her.
If it's for the second (i.e se.x), I think it is overrated.
The pleasure of premarital se.x doesn't last.
I've been there before. I had to stop and change my thought process.

More to say about se.x, but it's for another day.

I hope this helps to some extent.
Fashion / Re: Miss Sahhara Stuns In African Inspired Outfit by BackOff(m): 11:30pm On Apr 28, 2016
To me, a bros is a bros anyday.

If he likes, let him change all his body parts. He's still just and simply a bros.

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Romance / Re: Help Me! I Have Too Many Babes! by BackOff(m): 11:20pm On Apr 28, 2016
Introduce them to one another either actively or passively; just make sure they meet each other.
That way you will lose about 50%.

Just pray you don't lose your head or kpekus sha in the process.

Try the procedure again and again.

Or betterstill, you can call a conference meeting and tell all of them you are not doing again.
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooo... Girls Are Rushing Me Too Much! by BackOff(m): 10:36pm On Apr 28, 2016
firstking01:
You no go understandgrin

Mo ti gbo ooo. Carry on.

Abeg you get kulikuli there?
I wan take garri.

grin
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooo... Girls Are Rushing Me Too Much! by BackOff(m): 10:32pm On Apr 28, 2016
firstking01:
Pms for wheretongue

Bros, make una no derail the guy thread ní. Your chats can be done privately.

wink wink
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooo... Girls Are Rushing Me Too Much! by BackOff(m): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
yall:
if only i could google it or something but, i tell u this is the first time i see something like this. i just thought someone here may have a clever thing to say, as i said earlier everybody i know is bad to me, its just me and my fate here from this topic.

Let me do a brief analysis of ur posts based on your assumption that everybody is WICKED to you...

yall:
Yes im here for help, for everybody i know is wicked.
- WICKED

yall:
so as i said girls are rushing for me, a good thing huh?
- QUESTION

yall:
No, they are ugly girls.
- WICKED

yall:
Though there may be fine ones but i cant guarantee they aint playing me.
- WICKED

yall:
I dont know how to put this but im that person who's unique. Your advices are welcomed.

- DO YOU REALLY NEED OUR ADVICES? LET'S SEE


yall:
bros. u too if them meet u, u go start to dey reject them . You go turn to champion like me
- LOOKS LIKE YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE THEN (By deliberately ignoring them).
AND SO NO ADVICE NEEDED.


But know this, even as much as this may be true, you will most likely attract girls with low self-esteem with this strategy of yours, beautiful or not.


And finally from my initial analysis, it looks like you are being wicked to others also through your comments...
Tell me why people should not be wicked towards you (that is if actually they are).

I rest my case.
Romance / Re: Help Me Ooo... Girls Are Rushing Me Too Much! by BackOff(m): 9:57pm On Apr 28, 2016
Firstking01

Halfricanadian

PMs pls.

Tnx

@Op

Are u seeking attention or what?

I'm sure you don't need any advice. Your replies proved it.
Romance / Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal... by BackOff(m): 9:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
O-k-o-b-o

cool
Education / Re: Student In Oversized Suit For Project Defense Today (hilarious) by BackOff(m): 10:09pm On Apr 27, 2016
sugardad1:
See what a guy wore to school today for project defense

@Op
He wore what he had. That doesn't mean he won't buy suits for people in the next few years.

Show some respect to the guy. Leave am alone jor.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Ever Be Faithful To A Single Girlfriend? by BackOff(m): 12:51am On Apr 26, 2016
Of course.

As difficult as that may sound to some guys, it is sooooo easy.
It's a matter of the mind.
Once you can settle it in your mind not to cheat, you probably won't.

Why did I use the word "probably"?

Because temptations will come; some girls will literally fling themselves at you once they notice you're cool headed and faithful. The eyes will also see different kinds of girls.
But you have to constantly remind yourself that you have promised never to cheat.

And this is not just because of your girl alone, but also for your own sake.

I believe we're all adults.

There's this quote (paraphrased) that "if it happened, it's because you wanted it to happen."

So true.

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Religion / Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by BackOff(m): 4:15pm On Apr 24, 2016
Last2comment:
The part about as seating with your crush grin
What happens when an usher seats you in between your two exes and God touches the pastor to preach on fornication and adultery that day.

Lol.

Guy! Has this happened to you before?

So hilarious.
Romance / Re: Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand by BackOff(m): 6:02pm On Apr 23, 2016
evegran:



I will resist the urge to reply anything from you. It is apparent you have an extremely low iq and I am not a fan to stupidity. smiley

Hey hey hey lady! Calm down.

I only asked two questions.
And those were meant to change your manner of reasoning.

However, your reply proves you're beyond redemption.

Loling seriously at ur low IQ dig. Obviously you need to check yours.

Back off!!!

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Romance / Re: Problems Only Pretty Ladies Will Understand by BackOff(m): 5:35pm On Apr 23, 2016
evegran:



Now I'm wondering what makes you think marriage is every Nigerian girl's ambition? You must live in a village! 0_o

How old are you?

When last did your pastor call out those "who want to get married this year" for special prayers?

smh
Politics / Re: "Almost Died Yesterday But Am Alive"-gallant Explosive Specialist Reveals.photos by BackOff(m): 1:57pm On Apr 08, 2016
odinese:
[[size=16pt]"an war" though.
Thank God you're alive and may the lord in heaven continue to keep you and other soldiers strong, healthy and alive in other to defeat those sucked brain bastards in the north east. AMEN! [/size]

"In other" though.

Hahahahaha. No one is perfect.

grin grin grin

Nice point though.

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys Why Why WHY??? by BackOff(m): 9:37pm On Apr 04, 2016
Welcome to men's (sorry, boys') world.

Get used to it. That's what most will probably discuss.

You need to check topics on NL and comments to know that only very few are matured enough.

So IMO, you either ignore or chat with them and block any that sends offensive messages to you.

Not all men are like that though.

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Romance / Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by BackOff(m): 10:47pm On Apr 03, 2016
ClassCaptain:


thank you so much sir,,,,there are other interesting stories on my profile sir,, you can check on them

God bless you

Ok.

I'll check.

Kudos
Romance / Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by BackOff(m): 10:11pm On Apr 03, 2016
Nice write up ClassCaptain.

I giggled once or twice. I admire your writing skills and your sense of humor.


PS: Thank God sey na joke o because pastor and that your neighbor curses alone don reach to even make u commit suicide.

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This Picture? by BackOff(m): 9:27pm On Apr 03, 2016
So should we all just assume it is "Photoshop" as someone suggested?

sad
Romance / Re: Keeping A Long Distance Relationship Alive by BackOff(m): 2:14pm On Apr 03, 2016
fulanigirl:


Thank you

You're welcome dear.
Romance / Re: Keeping A Long Distance Relationship Alive by BackOff(m): 12:32am On Apr 03, 2016
Fulanigirl

I quite understand your current state.
However, I want to let you know that it is something that can be controlled.

One major reason why you both fight when apart is that one or both of you have trust issues. Believe me it can destroy any relationship (both long distance and close relationships).
If one keeps bringing in comments that tend to question the other's commitment, either the other is guilty or not, they'll find a way of exonerating themselves. It may be by just getting angry or doing some silly stuffs or even putting in some kind of provoking reply, and fight begins.

So what should you do?

1. Do you have defined purpose or goal concerning the relationship? Yes, I know you said you're both planning to get married. But is the purpose for your intended marriage clearly defined?

2. Is he trustworthy? Marriage is a long-term relationship. So you must at least be sure of certain traits in your would-be spouse; one of them is trust.

3. Are you trustworthy too? You can lie to everyone but you cannot lie to yourself.

4. Are you sure you are not the annoying one in the relationship? Check yourself very well to be sure. If you are, quickly make amends; that way, he'll see the changes in you and your relationship would have been saved.
If he's the annoying one, and you're sure the things you did at those times you've fought each other shouldn't have provoked him, then he needs special counseling.

If your purpose is clearly defined, both of you can find a way of trusting one another and fix the issue of asking needless annoying questions, it'll most probably work out for you two.

In long distance relationships, you must completely trust one another irrespective of what outsiders say.
So, stay if you can both trust each other and leave if one or both can't.

Add the things Layla said in the earlier post and you're good to go.


All the best dear.

PS: I'm also in a long distance relationship and this thing works irrespective of what majority might say; but it only works when both parties are committed to it.

All the best dear.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This Picture? by BackOff(m): 11:45pm On Apr 02, 2016
dimsonu:

So, they intended to play the pranks, definitely the kind of precision needed to pull this stunt cannot be coincidental.

If they did that just to get me awake by this time studying this 'demonic-looking' science stunt, then they wasted their time. I would do better with PICS ART on my phone, in 3 mins.

Lol.

Seriously ooo grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This Picture? by BackOff(m): 11:21pm On Apr 02, 2016
Bluezy13:

Hope you don't mind noting that the girl's reflection is in the same position with the guys real image and..

(1) If there was a smaller mirror as implied, the reflections would have been in sequence/steps of more than three.
An example is that seen in a barber's/hairdresser's shop with two opposite mirrors.
(2) If there was a smaller mirror, the guy's part of the body equivalent in height to the girl's reflection would have displayed its reflection synchronously and simultaneously with that of the girl's reflection.






Hence renders your hypothesis null and void

Genius. Are you a physicist or an engineer?

Cos I knew something was wrong with that assumption, just couldn't point it out clearly like you did.
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This Picture? by BackOff(m): 11:08pm On Apr 02, 2016
ATMC:
Opposite mirrors.

Hmmmm.
Quite a possibility.
But then that would be pure genius cos a lot of physics techniques (angles and positioning of the mirrors) must have been considered; and I bet more than one camera was used.
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This Picture? by BackOff(m): 10:36pm On Apr 02, 2016
Cutehector:
grin cheesy na voldermort sister be this
grin grin grin

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