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halfricanadian:
Its d scary

You can say that again.
So creepy.

Still waiting for the experts though.

I'd really like to know

Hey guys.

Saw this online and decided to share.

Who can tell how the reflection of the lady happened to be this way?

maomidavies:
;DSmellymouth. I will like to confirm if his mouth is smelling

Seems u're ready to cross to the other side.
Cos if his mouth is really smelling, you won't live to tell the tale oooooo

Nice one.

I particularly like #11

Kudos to the author

lezz:


Misspicy holds my very breath in her hands!!!

I have never denied my admiration for her!!!

She deems me a flirt, and that I am!!!



Misspicy, You're not the only one I love

But I'll love you more than he that loves you singularly.

Wereeeeeey.

Lol

Estharfabian:
Nah...

it's Always Boob before EYES!
that's if You've got the Boob to keep 'em still gawked at.


Some guys won't even Look at your face. they'd just keep staring at the boob. like They see their future innit.

And ofcourse I'm talking Outta experience!

Lol.

Future in it?

That's so dope.

Oliviaarims:
There's no guaranteeing anything. U do ur part,she does hers...and u see how far u two can go.

Baby yi kan fonka si everywhere ni sha!


Good point though.

olihilistic:

Bros! Your signature just made my day. So funny ehn!

I have 3 pieces of advice for you @OP.

1. Edit the subject of the thread to "My Younger Sister Threatens To Leak My Secret".

Now that shouldn't be too difficult yea?

2. Call your husband and tell him about your past, every secret you have failed to tell him. He deserves to know.
And do it quickly. I tell you, it will be easier to forgive if he hears it directly from you as against hearing it from someone else.

(Though IMO, you should have told him even before u guys got married).

3. As soon as you are sure of your husband's forgiveness, send that ur sister packing.
If you can still assist her by helping her pay for an apartment, all well and good; if you can't, fine. Just send her out cos she shouldn't be living with you and your family.


All the best.

#BackOff

Can any of the guys who did their interviews on 8th, 9th and 10th pls update us on the job roles please? I also got an invite and would like to know whether it is sales related.

Thanks in advance.

Na him get mouth odour or the doctor?




#JustCurious

HNY NLers. God bless y'all richly.

centiaswt:
All d way for Mr c#God will change u 4 me

Yes dear. Here I am.

Hannysmilez:
Abeg oh.Hehe. My body is the temple of the Holy Ghost.

Yes now. Our money will also be used to sponsor the gospel now.

Hannysmilez:
This OP is just meaaaaan! Lord knows I'd gladly go with Mr F. Wife-beater for where? I want to age gracefully please. That ritualist is a BigNO! He might use me or our kids one day.
Anyhow,moral of the story is a good one. No man is perfect but them guys should also stop praying for babes with acne free skins,zero stretch marks,moderate bums,plumpy boobs,wonderful accents,good home-training,and long legs etc. They don't exist too.

I promise not to use you or our kids for ritual. I may just use some parts of ur bodies like one eye, one breeast, one part of the bu.ttocks, etc.

Proudly Mr C.

Hehehehe.

ivyT:
As time passes.they tend to 4get..same 4 d ladies

Nope. Most ladies hold on to it. Even when the guy has treated them badly.

#VerySure

Though very rare, but it's possible.

Most times, one will always have feelings for the other. Some genuine, others pure lust.
Whether he has the courage to say or not is a topic for ànother day.

However, most of the true male/female best friends are born through communication and setting of boundaries.
Eventually, one realizes he cherishes the friendship more than wanting more.

It's easier to say you have male/female friends, but do you really know how they feel inside? It might not be you who wants more, it just might be the other person.

If anyone is very sure about this, carry out that (KISS) test and see what happens.

@op

Mind if I ask what good thing you're expecting to come out of the mouth of an "ex"?

Everyone has a past. You also have a past.
The rule of thumb is, never dwell on the past. I understand the angle you're coming from, but that's why nobody should just jump into marriage.
There's time for relationship and probably courtship. That is the time you have to study and know who he/she truly is. Someone's true character cannot be hidden for too long. But having to dig up their past somehow isn't necessary to me. Whatever happened in the past is in the past.
What I have now is all I'm interested in.

If you must know about his/her past, know it from him/her and not from the ex.
Give them a chance to tell you all about their past and reassure them you won't judge them for it.
You'll get everything or almost everything you need to know.

Cheers.

adeememman:
i thought u said u weren't feeling too well :->

My thoughts too oooo. E gbani elaja.

haibe:
You see this as creativity? I can also decide to wake up one day and post ridiculously silly stuffs.. And of course ridiculously silly people will post them to their blogs too.

No hard feelings tho..

Hey bro! There's nothing wrong in walking away.

It's a free world remember

rugged7:
Toks2008

WAITAMMINIT!!!

You can actually have a girl as your very good female friend.

However, both of u have to get the sex out of the way.

I had a very attractive friend who's assets were almost falling out of her clothes

Walahi talahi, there was too much sexual tension.

We sat down and talked about it and agreed to sleep together once and get the sex out of the way.

Gabadaya, who am i to refuse.

Unfortunately or fortunately, once only was not enough; we had to do it a couple more time to really get the tension out.

She even gave me her naked pix as momentos

Me and her are the best of friends now.

She is married now and has 2 kids.

I drink beer with her husband regularly as well.

No kasala

*And Yes, the husband doesn't know...
*And yes, i still have her naked pix
***Hmmm....Those kids look suspiciously familiar...

Hahahahaha

Merry Christmas to all NLers. 2016 is around the corner. Plan for it oooooooo.

YourMain:
From All the trouble she was trying to cause.

Oops! I guess I let my mind drift a lil. #NaughtyMe ;Dx

YourMain:
Nothing for you oo you've already sipped all you need

Where did she sip it from if I may ask?