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Everything for this country just dey zigzag

May God continue to direct our paths as we go about our daily hustle.

Rip to the dead.

Has anybody even received this funds at all? I'm curious.

I pity the real owners of those cars.

Wahala everywhere.

Rip to the dead.

Everyday for the thief, but one day...

RIO DE JANEIRO — In the country with the most Covid-19 deaths a day and over 100,000 new daily cases, alarm and anger is growing over the lack of access and the slow pace of vaccinations amid a health care system nearing collapse.

The bitterness and frustration around vaccine access and delays have become part of the country’s routine. Last week, officials in Macapá, the capital of the northern state of Amapá, announced a temporary suspension in their vaccination schedule due to a vaccine shortage.

“The vaccination pace is 10 times under the nation's capacity," said Miguel Nicolelis, a Brazilian neuroscientist and researcher at Duke University.


Only 2.1 percent of Brazilians have received two vaccine shots, and only a third of the 77 million Brazilians who qualify for shots — the elderly, health care workers and Indigenous communities —are being vaccinated. Fewer than 7 percent of Brazilians have received at least one shot since January.

The low numbers are a stark reversal for a country that has long been regarded as one of the world's best on vaccinations. In a recent poll, 76 percent of Brazilians think the vaccination is slower than it should be.

Steep rise in deaths among younger Brazilians
Deaths, those 30 to 59, have increased by 317 percent from the beginning of the year to mid-March, and new cases in that age group have grown by almost 600 percent.

The rising cases are overwhelming hospitals' resources since younger adults resist longer than the elderly in intubation, which requires even more supplies.


Renan Cardoso, 22, was the first to die in São Paulo in the recent Covid-19 wave while waiting for a space in an ICU. His family is now watching over Renan's father, who tested positive for Covid-19.

“A few doctors already disagreed on what to do with him,” Paulo Lobato, his cousin, told NBC News, fearing that the family nightmare might happen again. Renan's father is isolated in a room at home, waiting to get better, hoping he doesn't have to go to a hospital. If he does, he will join a line of 6,300 people nationwide waiting for a bed.

Caroline Lins, a photographer, has seen the early stages of this latest surge in her home city, Manaus. What is now being felt nationwide, with crowded hospitals and lack of ICU beds, hit the city first, in January.

“The same patterns are repeating,” she told NBC, remembering the emergency campaign she and others did to gather supplies, and oxygen cylinders, for the city's hospitals.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/brazil-covid-vaccines-worlds-deadliest-daily-record-misinformation-rcna527?cid=sm_in

Jimi24:
Stop posting rubbish. The system did not work.That is the whole point. Systems breakdown and redundancies have to be built in but none was built in here.

You can actually be more constructive with your opinion without sounding naive. Do better next time. #peace

This is what you get when you live in a society where system works.

Thank God for his life

What is really going on in this country

Problem no dey finish...

There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereoff is...

Mine:

Isaiah 43:1-3 Do not fear, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name, you are mine. When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and through the rivers, they shall not overwhelm you

when you walk through fire you shall not be burned, and the flame shall not consume you. For I am the Lord your God, the Holy One of Israel, your Savior.

And
Jeremiah 32:27
I am the lord, the God of all flesh. Is there anything too hard for me ?

"So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy."

KJV. Rom 9:16.

This has kept me going all my life.

God have mercy

Ordinary 4 rooms.

Say no to drugs

If not that the system is not working, her bank details is enough to nail that fraudster. Sometimes I wonder why we register for al this so called BVN, NIMC AND NIN. Misplaced priorities. Congratulations @OP.Gods wisdom will not elude us this year.

I no like snakes one day.

The insecurity in every part of 9ja is becoming alarming.

Congrats to him

Please let’s all stay safe. We will surely overcome.

“Fear women”

Continuation...

PS: I was given permission to share this story.
So the trial commenced with Mrs Kemi called into the trial box, for cross examination by the radical lawyer. He gave her tough question that required tough answers. Her lawyers objected, but the Judge overruled their objection. Mrs Kemi must answer those questions.
The court suddenly went into grave yard silence when Mrs Kemi started speaking. It went from a court trial, to a confession section. Even the judge had a cold feet. She confessed amid tears, how she has been cheating on her husband with Uncle Shola, for 33 years.
How uncle Shola deflowered her at 16. How they started dating, & became so attached. How she married Mr Balogun because of his money, & not because of love. How she got pregnant for Shola, but switched it to Balogun. How she convinced Shola to let her marry, but to still continue
How Shola sleeps with her every now and then, in the name of brother coming to visit his sister. How Shola do travel with her for seminars as a bank Executive. She told the open court that she is guilty of everything. But she isn't aware Shola had all the 4 children. She cried.�
Why she was confessing, her husband Mr Balogun was crying in the court like a baby. He was weeping with a loud voice. How he loved his wife with all his heart. How he has not for once cheated on her. How he loves his children. How will he break this news to them. ����
The court went into a crying section. With people bringing out handkerchiefs to wipe away their tears. The male judge had a cold feet. He was lost for words. For few minutes, the judge was just shaking his head.
When Mr Balogun lawyer wanted to ask more questions, Mr Balogun shouted amid tears "ENOUGH ENOUGH" I love my wife, i love my children. The did has been done. We will go home and settle our differences. He went to the trial box to meet his wife Mrs Kemi. He hugged her, and cried.
The Judge asked them to go home and settle their differences. But if they can't reach a common ground before 90 days, they should come back for the case. Mr Balogun told the judge, he is not coming back with his wife to this Court again. That the case is settled.
Just as Mrs Kemi wasn't aware that Uncle Shola, owns those 4 children. Uncle Shola also is not aware that he is the father of those children. So that became a saving grace. The both couple decided to keep that as a secret. To save their children and their marriage.
Mrs Kemi told Uncle Shola, that her husband is now suspecting their affairs. And is in talks to hire a private investigator to investigate them. That he should stay clear of her. Because the issue is already causing crisis in the family.
Through her husband, she sent 30 million naira to Uncle Shola, to start up his life independently without her. That he should relocate to Port Harcourt. Because the husband may soon find out, if he continues to live in Lagos. So Shola hurriedly did as Kemi had told him.
Mr Balogun in the other hand, relocated to the UK, with his wife. Coming to Nigeria once in a while to attend to board meetings of his group of companies. The DNA test results or the divorce case, wasn't disclosed to his children till today. He loves them, & remains their dad.

By Truthfully83 (Private Investigator).

On late Tunde Thomas #DNAtest & the MD, FCMB Adam Nuru, paternity fraud, let me share a story from one of my private investigations.

Mr Balogun (not real name) was married to Mrs Kemi (not real name) for 33 years. none of the 4 children from that marriage belongs to Balogun.

According to Mr Balogun, he met Kemi, while she was serving (NYSC) they dated briefly, & got married. He was already successful at a very young age, why Kemi was trying to find her feet. He gave her everything any woman could dream of having. A good life, & a good home.

Unknown to Balogun, while Kemi was serving, she dated him, alongside one poor dude. She had Balogun, as the money bag or MUGU, why the Poor Boy as her true love. When she became pregnant, Balogun proposed, & married her. But Kemi kept on with that relationship, outside matrimony.
Just to have unhindered access to her true Love, Kemi lied to Balogun that the poor dude (Uncle Shola) was a family member, from her late mum's family. That being the only child of her late mum, since after her death, it is only Uncle Shola, that has been in touch & helps to her.
That lie from Kemi, made Balogun to love Uncle Shola even more. For being there for his wife, when she had no one to help. He gave uncle Shola unhindered access to his house 24/7. Calling him in-law. The two love birds comport themselves properly, whenever someone is around.
After Kemi delivered her first child, she got a job with one of this new generation banks. She worked there for almost 31 years, and also had 3 children. But what made Mr Balogun uncomfortable and suspicious about Kemi, before contacting My Boss & I to investigate his wife was...
Kemi's over generosity, to Uncle Shola is so unusual, and not normal.
4 years after her marriage, Kemi persuaded Mr Balogun, to single handedly sponsor Uncle Shola's wedding. Mr Balogun did what she requested. Because he was very rich, and he loves his wife so much.
Years later, she persuaded Mr Balogun to gift Uncle Shola, a house. He did as requested. She Persuaded Mr Balogun, to inject funds into Uncle Shola's business. He did as requested. But what break him off, was the fact that....
The more the years goes by, Kemi kept gifting almost everything he buys for her to Uncle Shola. Mr Balogun usually Buy Kemi, a brand new car, on every year, of her birthday. But she often gift out the Cars to Uncle Shola before her next birthday. Over 25 cars, given out as gifts.
Uncle Shola bought a new house, in a suspicious manner. But what really made Mr Balogun to go the extra mile, was when he bought a brand new car for his wife in 2017. Outside of her usual birthday car. She gifted out the 2017 model car to Uncle Shola, in less than 3 months of use.

According to Mr Balogun. He became confused. What is this thing between Uncle Shola, and his wife. Is uncle Shola using vudu on his wife. Even siblings of the same parents, cannot love each other like this. Talk less of cousins. What is really going on. Mr Balogun Murmured.
We sprang into action. We investigated Uncle Shola everywhere. Even to his village. We were able to establish the fact that Uncle Shola, and Mrs Kemi aren't related in any form. But that, they were lovers, & in a relationship, right from when Kemi was attending secondary school.
We brought our findings to Mr Balogun. He almost got heart attack. The paternity of his 4 children became a subject of discussion. Mr Balogun cried and cried and cried like a baby, in his office. He feared for the worst. His children her all grown up. And all doing well.
The first Son is 32 years of age, and a pilot, based in the US. His second child, a man, is 28 years of age, and a medical Doctor. Based in the UK. His 3rd child, a woman, is 26 years of age. And a practicing Lawyer, based in Nigeria. & his last son is 24. A computer scientist.
Mr Balogun cried & cried. He asked us, what would be his fate, if his worst fear, turns into reality. He scattered his filing cabinet in the office, brought out a recent family picture they all took in the US. To the amazement of I & my Boss, all the children looked like Mrs Kemi
I mean, not even one amongst the 4 children, looked like Mr Balogun, or Uncle Shola. That alone, doused the paternity fears and tension. But Mr Balogun still insisted on conducting #DNAtest on his 4 children. Just to be extra sure. Because his wife has lied to him, for too long.
He somehow got all the needed samples, for the #DNAtest. From strings of hair, to blood samples and tooth brushes. He sent them to laboratories conducting DNA test in the US, UK, France and Nigeria.
When the results came back, all failed Mr Balogun �����
DNA test from 4 different countries. None claimed he fathered any of the 4 children he singlehandedly trained into big boys & girl. Flourishing in their various fields of endeavours. Mr Balogun broke down in tears, as he phoned my Boss. He cried that his fears, are real ���
He came home with the #DNAtest results, presented it to Mrs Kemi, and demanded for explanation. Mrs Kemi, became furious with Mr Balogun. Questioning him, on what right does he have, to conduct a #DNAtest without her consent. That she or Uncle Shola, has the right to sue him.
But Mr Balogun stood his grounds to request for an explanation. That by the #DNAtest results, all 4 children belongs to Uncle Shola, and she is their mother. But Mrs Kemi denied the DNA test, calling it fake results, from people jealous about the success of her marriage & family.
So Mr Balogun filed for a divorce. With an instruction that his wife, Mrs Kemi will not benefit even a penny of his wealth, if the divorce is granted. Although Kemi was rich, on her own. As a senior bank Executive, she knew the scandal this divorce case would bring to her person.
She started begging her husband day & night. Mr Balogun left the house, to stay in a private lodge. Mrs Kemi bared Uncle Shola from ever coming to her house. That there was crisis in her family over him. The reputation of her bank, is about to be dragged in the mod, anytime soon.
She hurriedly resigned from the bank, before the divorce trial commenced. But the children started suspecting squabbles between Dad & Mum. But none was willing to tell the children what exactly was going on. The first son promised to comeback to Nigeria, to get to the root of it.
Mrs Kemi became so remorseful, she realized her mistakes, & was ready for the consequences. After 2 previous brief Court sittings, the divorce case went into trial. I and my Boss were principal witnesses. So we must attend. Mr Balogun hired a radical barrister, who was ruthless.
On the trial date, we all arrived the court here in Lagos. The atmosphere was electric. Mrs Kemi lawyers are here to argue over consent and divorce compensation. Not about Adultery or #DNAtest results �

TO BE CONTINUED......

DNA TEST CENTERS.

1. DNA LABS
Site: Dnalabs.com.ng
Phone number : 08099282985

2. Lagos University Teaching Hospital.

3. SYNLAB
Site: synlab.com.ng
Phone no: +234 810 460 7653

4. Me Cure Health Center
Site: Mecure.com.ng
Phone no: 07000632873

5. Bode DU laboratory
Phone no: 0803 546 6923

6. On IG : @lynxdna

7. On IG : @weare54gene

8. Paternity Test Nigeria
Site: paternitytestnigeria.com
Phone no: 09098165525

9. Pathcare Lab
Site: pathcarenigeria.com
Phone no: 0700PATHCARE

10. Those outside lagos,do a survey

there is one around you.

DNA test amount Varies from 50,000 naira to 150,000 naira depending on the LAB.

Please Gents, your mental health is top priority. If you suspect a negative play in your home, the aforementioned can help.

Cheers.

A word is enough...

A child’s dad can order a DNA test.
All you need is the child’s hair, nails or blood. Job done. And it can be done secretly.

You don’t need to ask a woman before doing a DNA test. You don’t need her permission. At all.

Don’t let anybody guilt trip you.
Pass this on to all men.
Of course, notice I said “the dad”.
So you need to be legally recognised as the child’s dad. (If you are named on the birth certificate as the child, then that’s enough).

So in that situation, you have the parental right to order a DNA Test by virtue of being the recognised dad.


Also notice I said “child”.
That means the child needs to be under 18 for the dad to make all the DNA decision alone.

Once the child becomes over 18 years old, you will need to legally take consent from them too.

So in those >18years, the consent of both dad and child is taken.
So don’t let anybody guilt trip you.
You don’t need the mother’s permission to do a DNA test for your child.

Especially if you know you are dealing with someone who will twist it to mean you don’t trust them if/when you do the DNA test.

So do the test secretly- if you need to.
If you find out the child is not yours,
You can at least decide on your own what to do about that finding. You can say nothing and move on. Or take it up with your wife.

If you find out the child is yours too,
You can easily decide to keep your mouth shut to avoid undue tension.

By DrOlufunmilayo.

•To this day, some of you still judge yourselves based on what your friends are achieving. Please, judge yourself against yourself alone!

•Remember Further Maths? They warned you that it'd be tough so you committed to listening attentively from the very beginning...things started very well. 2a+4a = 6a. Easy beans. You are happy. This thing is not so hard. You are following it. Very happy.

•Then slowly, you don't see any number again, just letters fighting Jackie Chan on the board; Sin 0/Cos 0 = A/Bx find x....ahan. You vexed! You went back to your note, & started thinking, "at what point did I miss it? Why did the teacher eliminate numbers? Why is "x" important?" You say ok, may be it is just this part.

•Then the teacher goes, find x if %#*<¥< + &@%%^ = &^^*#x. You ask the teacher, "give us a clue ma" In your head, you are thinking, "how can you tell me to find x when I can't even find all the things surrounding x?"

•At that point, you start to dream about your blessed and assured "F" in WAEC. To avoid it, you look for a friend to explain better to you. This time, you didn't even look for the babe you were tripping for to come teach you because this time you really want to learn "this thing". You know that if you tell that babe to teach you, no matter what she says, your mind will be on, "is this the day we finally kiss?"

•You remember your parents, the school fees and the "F" you were already dreaming about. You didn't fool yourself. You looked for your guy. You even bought that expensive Further Maths text book. That one where after page one, everything else is written in tongues. You bought rechargeable lamp. Called your mum to bring more provisions because "I now read at night and I get hungry." You mean business. You want to how know how ordinary numbers suddenly changed to Chinese language before your eyes.

•You friend is even kind. He started with BODMAS. He makes you understand nothing in Further Maths is beyond BODMAS. You are happy. Easy. After two hours of learning, you got everything. Your friend should be a teacher you thought. He teaches better. Wow! You feel really good! Back in the hostel alone, you picked two easy "problems," did wuru wuru to the answer. You checked the back for answer. Yay! You gorrit!

•Back in class, the teacher is not even writing letters that you know again, she has gone Greek on you. Tetha, Beta, Alpha, Nought with cancel in the middle. Jargons fighting jargons. Gbese re o! ...argh! As if that wasn't evil enough, she combines them, "tan tetha" "cos tetha" and she draws one snake that look like S like this...That was the point the "F" in your dream became flesh and formed tears on your face. You must call mummy. You know that. Then something said, don't call her. She will think you are an olodo if you don't do "Science class". So you didn't bother.

•You simply just gave yourself brain. Ran faster than Maurice Greene to see what was happening in "Art Class" They were teaching them "the Macpherson constitution" and what made the "Clifford constitution" different. Then they spoke about the "motion for Independence" and the "1979 constitution." You felt at home.

•Next day, you take the Further Maths text books and all the big books like it, over to CMS. Sell them all. LOOOL. You even made profit off a bad situation, you thought.
This is a true life story of friends I know. You know this story somehow. People who were really brilliant but had no business in "Science Class" but "had" to be there...

•Our society insists; smart people are in Science Class. The others join Art Class. This is tragic and I really pray this stops soon! There are no dumb people. You are smart at what you thrive at and most of us thrive at something...That I can't thrive at what you thrive at doesn't make me dumb.

•Usain Bolt will outrun Lebron James on the track. But in BasketBall? James wins!" Enough of measuring yourself against the progress of others, don’t fall for that. It is like football fans, your team has won its own game but you know the weekend is not over until your team’s rivals lose their games. Then they win, your joy is cut short. Because they either close up on your team on the league table or they even go above your team. But you see, your life is not a league table, there is only one person in this game and that person is you. As long as you are progressing on a daily basis, you are succeeding. Never ever judge your progress in life by comparing it to that of others, I can assure you, your happiness will never be full that way. Have a prosperous 2021 in advance. It is going to be a fantastic year! I promise you. Cheers.

One of the problems we have as a country is maintenance culture.

Come back after 2years to give us report of you using same service.