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chumaZ:
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6403055/best-friend-tried-kill-me

Update

Is been a crazy year, I never imagined I will found myself in a crazy situation like this.

Kennedy used to be my best friend right from when we were little. We attended the same nursery, primary, secondary and university together. We are like family friends and attend the same church. You can't see Kennedy those days without me. While he was the aggressive one, I was gentle on the other hand, I use to see him as my guiding angel � lol, because you'll never hurt me and go free because Kennedy will come looking for you. A girl have once accused us of being gay lovers because we are always together once lectures are over in school and we stay in the same hostel although different rooms.

My family especially my mum don't joke with Kennedy. He's so loved and cheerised in my house, same goes to his family.

Will never forget the day you fought on my behalf after I got myself into trouble even while I was wrong, you stood by me, I did same sacrifices for you as well.

The first ever clash we ever had was because of Esther, a truth or dare game turned to a fighting competition. Lol, I secretly enjoy the fight because that was the first time you will ever have issue or argument/disagreement with me.

Fast forward to 2017, during nysc that's when I realised Kennedy was dealing with the wrong girl, but then I couldn't stand his heart break once again. He is unlucky with woman and always get broken easily, infact the last one was brutal, I couldn't stand my OG drinking and crying like a baby. Took me ages to talk and take him out of depression, even while being aggressive, Kennedy is emotional and softhearted.

October 2020, I mad the worst mistake accommodating his fiancee and on 1st February he made attempt on my life, many people lash at me because they don't know how close I am to Kennedy, and I am 100% sure their advise worked because Kennedy talk less and do more. He's a good listener

Kennedy ndia amagi ebe anyi isinabia ko ka anyi si we kwado, that have always been your favorite Igbo slang, sad it doesn't matter again


On April 9th, I had a brutal fight with Kennedy, I never believed he could ambush me with his friends and I was disfigured so badly, with the help of my family is been from one sugary to the other, I hope to be normal again one day, my fine boy is gone, I have scares on my face or might even remain on a wheelchair forever all because of a woman.... Writing from an Indian hospital, I would've post pictures but I don't wanna reveal my identity.

Kennedy (offorken) stop running, I have forgiven already, God willing I will bounce back stronger and better.

Please becareful of friends who claims to be neutral, is either they are working against you secretly or wanna pull you down out of jealousy, Ruggednoy01(kachi) is example. YOUR FRIEND CAN EITHER BE FOR YOU OR AGAINST YOU period

Ruggedboy01, you rushed to create, lol. You want me dead...... But God pass una
https://www.nairaland.com/6430308/update-best-friend-tried-kill#99357374

serves you right. You must have been an insensitive borderless idiot accomodating your friends girl in your home!!!

Idiotic whelps like you go dey do fine boy ontop your friend's girl, seducing and impressing them indirectly and acting innocent.

Serves you right.

Buliwyf:
Frustrations and joblessness. Always remember there is one guy doing better than you in life. Good thing that you are now following me so you can die of envy and cry when you see me progress. There is no need to respond to you again. I have taken over your thoughts that it is now an obsession for you LOL. You will see my posts from now on and bite your fingers. And I will ignore you because I know you know I know I am doing better than you LMAO. Hence the following. That's how you will always follow in life but you will never catch up.

Death to all terrorists and their symphatizers. My work here is done. Bye my follower.

After 24hrs you're bidding me bye? You manic depressive human waste.

My trolling of you is just starting. I followed you to shadow your every move at my spare time.

Wherever you are there will I be if you think you're mad, I have since lost my mind. You dey give up? wejkst dey enter season 2.

I go digitally cure your anxiety and unproductive life with radical trolling.

Unmotivated, unimaginative, idle internet crumb feeder.

helinues:
Interesting

The bombing of AP and Aljazeera building in Gaza was deliberate

they were giving advance warning to evacuate. Israel never denied it

iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/05/open-grazing-asaba-declaration-exposed-norths-failed-leadership-cng/amp/?

Aboki and useless propaganda.

They don't speak without exposing their shallow level of education.

Buliwyf:
I have told you I am 50 not 35 lol. And the highpoint of your own life is to be made to remember you will never measure up to me in this life or the next. You will forever remember your wasted years and bite your finger lol.

whenever you weave your response along my idea and liens, it's like balm to my soul.

That's how fulfilling I am to see you trying to rebound from the hurt. Little twerp

Unimaginative, dumb, slow-witted self-annointed troll

Buliwyf:
Keep psyching yourself up. It is good to praise yourself even if you are doing nothing lol

How's, Buliwyf, Nairaland's most frustrated atheist holding up?

Still blaming the world for your failures?

Buliwyf:
Like I said save us all the devious sexual act between your daddy and mommy. I know you suffered a lot of abused as a kid but try and get a therapist. Don't use Nairaland as an outlet for your repressed sexual trauma lol

another weak effeminate retort again.

Your face would have been unrecognisable of this were an actual physical fight

Who's buliwyf, a deluded washed up charlatan who squats all day in Nairaland daydreaming about all he isn't while the real world passes him by


At 35 , the high points of his life is being Nairaland's troll

And we're thinking the devil doesn't exist when he's made manifest in this fool's life.

Buliwyf:
More meaningless tripe. Lol.

The only thing I am happy about is that fact that you know you are a failure and you know I know it too. After our encounter you will try to double your hustle to avoid this kind of ridicule in the future but you will still fail. You will always remember that you know someone somewhere doing better than you in life. Next time argue on merits and not on trying to dig dirt. You just ended up digging a hole for yourself instead.

I have shattered you harder than your father has ever been able to fauckk your mommy. Fact!!!

You have never had this persistent and sustained back-to-back whooping since your unfortunate troll career began

Buliwyf? What a bleeped up name as unimaginative as your diss lines.

Discombobulated idiot

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooolz

Buliwyf:
I am a Muslim even. Not an atheist alone. I am also Hindu. LMAO

You still didn't provide the evidence of age falsification and are just talking fiction. Everyone knows all you say is fiction because you never back them up and keep changing position. When I counter you you will claim I took them literally. But me I am knocking you with real facts. I am working I am abroad. I am doing fine with my career. You are hopeless and you can never measure up to me. My life is better than yours. Lol

finally a sign of shame!
If na you be the bench mark for success, naim be say we all go dey aspire to become Nairaland unwashed perennial squatters churning out one post dumber than the last.

You don't even inspire you parents...na pikin like you dem dey swap for 3 litres of pure vegetable oil.

Dotard!

Buliwyf:
More stories. Call me atheist all you want. You have even called me Yoruba. But it still doesn't change the fact that I am doing better than you in life and you will never measure up. Look at the guy accusing someone of being always on Nairaland talking about some arcane history of Nairaland. You give me all the ammunition I need boy. I just want people that read through to see the kind of clown that you are lol.

are you not an atheist?

Why is it you have the brain power of a sedated fish.

You don't have your primary school certificate. You denied.

You have been trying to escape pit of Nigeria out of poverty you denied,

You falsified your age and denied.

Later you unwittingly admitted I got the info from your posts....

Now you're denying you're not an atheist?

What's even reall about Buliwyf sef?

Buliwyf:
Why are you trying so hard to convince me that I don't pack a punch lol. Must be the fact that you don't measure up to me and I am doing better than you in life. Lol

The fact that you lived in one room face me I face you with your parents and had to watch your dad perform devious sexual acts on your mum doesn't mean you should paint us the picture here.

you have the weakest comebacks in internet history.

You're the worst thing to happen to Nairaland after the forum general hack of 2014.

I don't know how you enjoy being beaten blue black. But you're use to pain, afterall, no be atheist you be...

Buliwyf:
So they were doing it in 2020 and suddenly stopped? lol.

You don't pay rent na. You are still living with your parents so what do you know about being an independent person lol.

How does this stop the fact that you are hopeless, jobless and I am doing better than you in life. That is the answer I need. So Nairaland has been around for 35 years mugu. Keep making a fool of yourself

Your mom, the hag, is still seeing her period? No wonder you have been obsessing about her vagina LMAO

listen, you're pathetic at this. You don't pack a punch...

The chances of you out-brawling me is as slim as the chances of your drunkard father's, pseudo-erect penis making your co.ck-craving mother cum.,

Poverty done bend you like warri crayfish and you dey do online consolation. Angry frustrated atheist

Buliwyf:
Lol you are the one bringing up how posts are longer than bank accounts. Moronic comparison. And I am telling you to do the comparison yourself and let's know the results. Now you are crying as usual. You bring up an idea, I throw it back at you then you start crying. What does a regurgitated online maggot look like? Have you regurgitated maggots before?

And how does this stop me from doing better than you in life? Ehn? How? Tell me boy.

By the way I know most of you southeasterners are thieves, swindlers and drug barons. So stop projecting your father's occupation on me lol

Dummy you're the buffoon who has been bragging for days how successful he is...who does than in 2021 online anymore? .

I honestly don't think you have bought any boxer shorts since last year or pay your own rent.

Your birth is akin to a natural disaster. Nairaland has suffered the indignity of putting up with your mental paralysis for the past 35 years.

Admit it, buliwyf, you're real life is as boring as your mother's menopausal kint now

Buliwyf:
My father doesn't have a yam barn. I wasn't raised in a village like you and I don't even know what it looks like. The fact that your consciousness is filled with yams and barns and farms tells me a lot about your experience in life? Which erosion ravished village were you raised in? Lol

Why don't you compare you Nairaland posts with your bank figures first and tell me how to do it lol. You are even more active than I am on Nairaland creating topics everywhere yet you still dont measure up. Like I said all the ammunition I need in dealing with you is what I get from you. LMAO

I am still doing better than you in life. When you sleep and wake up you will remember that. When you apply for a job and fail to get it, you will remember that. When you hear the country I reside in currently in the future you will always remember there is somebody there doing better than you in life

Buliwyf, you're the Dullest idiot in Nairaland who calls himself a troll.

Why should I compare my Nairaland posts to my bank account? Have you seen me saying anything personal about myself here?

I'm self contented and have no need to impress or feel better with people like you who are continually chased by the demons of self-lack!

Since yesterday, I have made you talk about yourself, every facet of your life. Buliwyf, that's how emotionally vulnerable you are. That's how shaky your psychological foundation is.

And you're asking me to compare my wealth with my post? Mumu no be you dey say you're doing so well, foreign government owe you insurance blah blah blah.

Your Papa no be just yam farmer, na yam thief too who specialises in unearthing his neighbours yams

Regurgitated online maggot

Buliwyf:
How long should a bank account be? See mumu o. LMAO. Dude you are on the phone with me for the same hours so that means you are a materially wretched weasel lol. At least you know I am doing better than you. This guy is a failure in life and even on Nairaland that he came to prove he is King Kong he still failed.

My life is better than yours. You know it. I know it. And the world knows it.

I told you, the closest you got to a formal education is your father's yam barn.

Go on son and calcuoyour Nairaland posts and compare it with your bank figures....you're still richer in Nairaland and a dispossessed dog out there.

Your life is a perfect example that children brought under the union of matrimony still end up in failure.

Buliwyf:
Which facts in those stories? All you can do is think up all the most meaningless insults you think will work. But the reality is that you will never measure up to me. I was an inferior sperm yet my life is still better than yours. LMAO.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they grope futilely for answers to their failures as Bad.Bradley is doing now

yeah, buliwyf who still breathes through charity your life is better than mine on Nairaland your posts here is longer than your bank account.

This materially wretched weasel who can afford to seat on his phone for 8 straight hours.

Your mama go feed you for old age

Buliwyf:
More meaningless stories. He keeps talking about atheism as if that should make me feel bad. LMAO. Your father that kept on in his faith look at the child they produced. A failure. A man who knows all the heinous sex acts in the world and spends his days thinking of his mother's vagina. Very Christian of you. Your utterances show your family failed in raising you well. So stop projecting your families failures on others.

meaningless rant? Olodo you spent 2 years attacking Christians on Nairaland and you call it meaningless rant.

Na your mama harlotry DNA dey manifest in you so.

You no say olosho no get shame.

Buliwyf:
More story and explanations. You mean the way your father donated his own sperm and your mother is cyst infested? LMAO.

How does this stop me from doing better than you in life? How does it stop your terrorist brothers from being shred to pieces in Rivers state? Lol

your father couldn't keep you in his faith...your mother lost you to atheism...and you're here a digital vagabond, looking for validation and affection from faceless people on-line

Buliwyf:
Mumu is so frustrated he can no longer complete his sentences lol. So much anger and bitterness.

You will never measure up to me and your brothers are in hell biting their fingers. Join UGM like you were threatening so I can read about your news here too

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers like Bad Bradley. May they keep crying and trying hard to explain to everyone to no avail.

you see how you cleverly evaded the fscts again?

This and only this was my decision to troll you.

Even as a sperm you were inferior...Your mother's vagina is a conveyor of drug resistant STDs. The bîtxh is habitually unwashed with pubic hairs looking like a wild kudzu weed, this is why you were born this way

gidgiddy:
This is not about sympathy, this is about the police following the law. If the Police cannot follow the law, is it me that will follow it?

If the Police go to where people are receiving drip and open fire killing them, that is murder. The act violates chapter of the constitution.

just what I was saying all along. With that kind of sct, nobody is safe.

But people like buliwyf the frustrated pig, blinded by hate and frustration, limited by quality formal education can't follow logically any reasonable discuss.

And

Buliwyf:
Death to terrorists is what I started with that riled you up so much and sent you on a digging expedition that ended up proving my station is higher than you can ever hope to achieve and led you down this path of frustration. You have been cycling through different kind of insults and nothing is sticking but you keep cycling through them. Talk about the definition of insanity.

The question you haven't answered since the beginning is how this all will stop me from doing better than you in life. And how it will help your terrorist brothers in hell right now lol

Wait do you mean to say your mom uses just one underwear? Lol

nah you're a king sized idiot.

I made a post how the police killed wounded "terrorists" without proof and even one who was climbing over a fence trying to escape. I decried the unprofessional conduct as the NIGERIA police are known for extra judicial killings and labelling the victims anything they wanted.

I warned this kind of action can move public sympathy against the police. As even the nurse was killed.

You charged forth claiming 99% of South Easterners are supporting IPOB. And claimed they were armed. I asked you how they were armed, you deflected and called me a liar. Even when my second post professed my hate for the melanin deficient nnamdi Kalu, you still wanted to call me an IPOB sympathiser so that you will have a bases for trolling..you never knew then you will die by my hands.

I asked you how you knew 99% of people in South East support Biafra...you still deflected.

This took 2 posts from you and you hadn't gone on your lowgrade, death to terrorists yet.

So why are you such a barefaced liar...a shameless one?

Honestly, your father should have donated his sperm to a cryobank for IVF instead of wasting it in a biological process in your mother's cyst infested ovum to produce a brain-damaged, unfulfilled waste of humanity like you.

Buliwyf:
Always repeating the same shit over and over again. Your mother is a poor woman useless and hopeless. It is why you are always quick to bring her up when you have no point any more.

But how does this stop you from being beneath me and never measuring up to me? Lol

you have been repeating I'm better than you, death to terrorists as frequently as your mom recycles her underwear....

The only thing that's evident in your online life is that you're one of Nairaland's most frustrated subscribers!

Buliwyf:
Ok so how does it make you any less disadvantaged. How does it stop me from doing better than you in life?

Keep talking fiction and I keep spitting straight facts. That is all that matters. You will always never measure up to me but not for the lack of trying though. You won't even reach where I am right now. Lol

when you slam buliwyf hard on Nairaland's pavement, he begins his reaction with a question or types "story"

Somewhere in your mother's halortry and untreated stds is where you left your lack of humanity and social mal-adaptation.

You will heal. I will apply radical therapy as part of your treatment.

Buliwyf:
Yeah. I am a bot who is doing better than you in life. So two dollars is a lot of money to you? Any more revelations you want to give us?

At the end of the day I am still doing better than you in life. And you know it. That is all that matters. When you go offline you will strive hard not be so disadvantaged but you will still fail and you will remember me smiling and telling you you will never measure up

only one factor could be responsible for Your level of dumbness and lousy clapbacks: Low quality sperm and poor conception hygiene

Buliwyf, Don't ever think of treading this path with me next time; you will end up like every spermatozoa that ran into your mother's acidic püssy: sudden death!

Buliwyf:
But how does this change the fact that I am still doing better than you in life? You still haven't answered that question.

And how will it bring back your terrorist brothers in hell? Please reply

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers like BadBradley.

anyone who comes online to say he's financially better than anyone is as wretched as an alleyway rat!

Dude, you don't have 2 dollars in your name.

the only account you have of any value is your Nairaland profile, Buliwyf!

You're Seun's creation, existing only here.

Buliwyf:
Mumu who works on weekends? You are obviously unemployed and don't know how remote work works. LOL. What a hopeless disgrace. I have free data 24/7 it's not my fault you couldn't upgrade your standard of living to my level lol. Keep crying.

It still doesn't stop the fact I am doing better than you in life though.

you've never tried to be anything more than Mr Nairaland troll.

Here's where you exist, because you're dead outside Nairaland.

The roadmap of your frustrations began when you became an atheist, still didn't find peace, so you dedicated your pathetic life attacking Christians for years here.

Still didn't find peace, you're looking for meaning holding the last words in any banter bragging about being a troll when you don't even have the mental strength to produce one clean shot.

E no go better for who do you like this buliwyf!

Buliwyf:
My life is a mess but I am still doing better than you in life. Then what is your life like I wonder?

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they forever remain underneath like BadBradley is now.

yeah, you're doing better... I guess the only proof is your post conveyed by free data.
But at least you have bantered nonstop from your hole abroad, so you've achieved something.

We all know you got no real friends out there. So you sit back in your dingy shack frenzy-typing away like a frustrated junky.

But buliwyf is working remotely and sending emails and simultaneously doing a back and forth since 7pm last night.

Even the devil will be humbled by your level of shamelessness.

Buliwyf:
More stories. I don't want you to believe anything. You believe it. You have seen it yourself. You went sniffing and you are hurt and feeling despondent. Get used to this feeling because that's how it is always going to be. You will never measure up. You will always try and fail lol.

You will realize I haven't tried to convince you of anything or tell you that my words are hurting. Because I know they are so I don't need to repeat it hundreds of times to get it to be true. But you on the other hand are trying hard to convince me you are not feeling bad and that your words are hurting me lol.

Yet I don't concern myself with what you think. At the end of today, I will still be doing better than you and you will still be trying to convince me you hurt me. But we both know the truth. Lol

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they forever bite their fingers and regret their life's choices while their enemies achievements tower over them like Bad.Bradley is doing now

Buliwyf, the uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animal never bothered to do his homework, get his mental health and emotional well-being sound before bursting into Nairaland to pour out his frustrations on the rest of the online community!

You're bothering the rest of Nairaland community with your violent emotions and unresolved faith.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in the vast boulevard of Nairaland sections, fighting Christians who don't care about your sad existence, you began seeking for online help on how to falsify your age and declare fake results.

Now your life is still a mess , enveloped in frustration and unfulfillment. And Nairaland has to put up with your poor life's decisions.

Buliwyf,but why?

Buliwyf:
I have never seen a nonentity try hard to convince himself he's got game that he now writes Epistles and still fail at it.

Answer me this, how hard does it hurt you that I am better than you and you can never measure up. I bet you thought you were chatting with an someone unemployed so you quickly rushed into my profile in your hurt to look for what to get back at me with. Only to end up hurting yourself more and spending hours trying to convince me you are hurting me

So much frustration in one hopeless boy. Show me on this doll where it hurt you so much.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they never know how to end their circle of failure like Bad.Bradley is right now

I am better than you, blah blah blah....I wonder why you haven't told me you're the governor of a state or you own a network company.

But here, buliwyf, it ain't your fault.

It's not no fault from us either that nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to the earth.

Look at you a brainless atheist having the time to fight Christians on-line....I have never seen so much lack of self contentment so evident.

But buliwyf will wants us all to believe he's having a good time.

Even the earth will reject your corpse when your unremarkable life comes to an uneventful stop