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Capensis:
Funny that I am actually a billionaire with 7 companies and counting on my portfolio. My advice is for men who want to build Empires, not just people who are contented with being rich.

I believe you.

Capensis:
Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to do, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving you pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

Do you think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.

you must be a jobless husband.

WarriAproko:
APC 110624, PDP 99880 OMO AGEGE WINNER DELTA CENTRAL

Hmm. Figures. But no wahala.

WarriAproko:
Atiku lost Delta Central.

Urhobo...show us source, I beg.

Ateeku06:
Guys continue with your conspiracy theory. The results are almost everywhere, except if you steak yourself to Nairaland. Currently, PMB gains 28% in Ebonyi in 13 LG overall (Source: Premiumtimesng). So, continue to deceive yourself that He will not gain a reasonable vote in SE. SE Governors has wiseup guy

Maybe your father is the owner of INEC. Abuja is just a breeze away from INEC headquarters and they don't want to announce the comprehensive result there.

What's happening in Lagos?

escodotman:
I wonder why the results of those areas are not out already

because they want to make sure that even if Buhari gets 25% in all SE and SS states even though he will lose there. That's why the delay. Heavy calculation and mathematics is going on.

designking:
This results are from the Igbo dominated LGA in Delta State.

These are the governors stronghold. Other LGA will surprise PDP

so Patani local government na Igbo too?

Keep deceiving yourself as if Buhari is not nationally hated!

escodotman:
This Delta result might just nullify kano because Atiku is doing so well in the North.
Meanwhile, majority of results released so far have been in APC strongholds and Atiku has done well surprisingly. Atiku has won Ondo in the SW. By the time SS, SE and NC start coming in, we should have an idea how far.

Lalasticlala

INEC is deliberately withholding SE, SW and NC because it's being rigged.

Buhari is by far the most corrupt Nigerian ruler ever! What a shame this illiterate country always attributes corruption to financial embezzlement.

Buhari is legally corrupt as he short-circuit our legal system and due process and now the dumbest and most tactless rigging in Nigeria is ongoing.

No Election results have been announced in SE and SS where PDP is expected to win heavily.

What a country with a demonic old devil for a president.

manz:
Hmmmmm! INEC just postponed collection of results at the INCC Abuja till tomorrow Monday ....

Fellow Naira landers, are you thinking what am thinking?

rigging by APC in progress!

Why is INEC announcing conclusively where Buhari won. First it was Ekiti and now Kwara.

PDP won states are deliberately being doctored for rigging.

Loolz, never again will I be seen quoting a Google thief and a classless plagiarist without shame or honour!

The hierarchy can't be distorted!

postmann:
Your grammatical bloopers are enough evidence to admit you into a mental facility for immediate diagnosis of your cognitive impairment.

You should be sequestered from public spaces lest you pollute this blogosphere with your quasi-literate malady.

What the heck is "reasonable capable ". You meant to say "reasonably capable ". I know illiteracy is a generational line hereditary disease running in your family.




The above paragraph is exhibit 'A' evidence of a patient undergoing mental concussion. You scribble your tenses in a disorganised manner just like your mom dumps her cheap, roaches-eaten dirty undies in the dim-lit squalor you called her bedroom.

"A baby monkey with mental challenges of a normal monkey".
Uhuahahahahahahahaha!!!! You must have attended adult-class night school given your laughable lexical display.

That's how your analphabetic father wooed your mother into his bed, speaking incoherent grammar through his brown, kola-tainted putrid mouth.



You're either on/off someone's radar. Never "into someone's radar". You should try your hand being a bus conductor. You and education don't mix well, like a baboon struggling with table etiquette.


You're as classless as your heritage. A generational line of dim-witted cowards disinherited and stripped of all dignity and honour.

I don't need Google to put a dyslexic bonehead like you in his place.

his usual pen game is as horrible as a prepubescent with down's syndrome. Any time there's a slight improvement just know he's doing copy and paste from Google.

This is the brain-damaged idiot whose parents couldn't even prioritize his education.

postmann:
Mr Google thief! I wonder what type of hard rock you got in your thick skull which you mistook for brains. You lifted lines word for word from Google and you were caught. That's plagiarism. I know you're a class act in pretense but this is beyond pretense.

And i cant understand why you're still yoked in poverty given your mother's postion as the default APC trollop in your local ward.


Her conversion to a Moslem tramp was on her knees being saddled from behind by her nomadic conquerors who denied her the courtesy of having her pussy wet before pillaging her like a nameless slave. Your father watched on with a resigned hope.


It was the begining of the subjugation of your herritage. And today you're grateful for being granted the status of a second class Muslim

You may stop attributing my sobriquet to your earlier tormentor. I was summoned to this thread by _chrisley few pages down. And I'm here to continue your sorrow.

Benighted sociopathic dweeb. Google thief! Analphabetic flunkey.

I'll teach you the bitter lesson that mere persistence doesn't see you through as a Diss lord but the weight of your expletives. So far your expletives have been as watery as the semen that spurted out from your father's wobbly penís.

Classless dyslexic wankeř!

only for one person!

chrisley:
@ AHCB, DISSTROY



"Didn't we say class recognise class?
And no matter how anonymous the Internet gets people, nit-wits and low-bred nimrods would still cling unto their costume of ignobility. Can a man who lacks shame have any virtue left? When do caught-out thieves ever raised their haughty eyes to look at their superiors?

A man may steal when he's dying of hunger and be forgiven. But an intellectual thief is a step backwards from human cognitive progress and ethical integrity.

Why then must you exchange correspondence (of any kind) with such existence, embodied in a decomposing clay of worthlessness?

The records shouldn't hold such dents against you.

The Internet can give low lives and nit wits an opportunity of admittance into the auditorium of great scholars, but it will not hide their manuscripts of poor mental acceleration and intelectual incompatibility."



Postmann, 2016.

I have been engaging a classless thief all the while the phoney tactless idiot was even trying to defend his daylight robbery.

This is why Onoghen was removed. APC has already perfected their crude rigging formula just like in Ekiti and Osun.

INEC has been carefully giving exhaustive result details in areas where Buhari won and announcing that of Atiku in bits.

It's very clear something desperate is being cooked.

Christley, postmann, see the thoughtless, unashamed plonker posing as a warlord but exposed as a petty Google thief and a tactless plagiarist

Nairaland is just where their dreams take flight. Little wonder he admitted to reacting to every mention!

What a pathetic sod of a loser I have been wasting time with.

TIGRITIS:
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From the dramatic reduction in the garbage he always post, I just hope this monkey is not retreating.

The most devastating thing in your life is your urge to take after your demented dad, is it hereditary? The fact that your randy father suffers from several known veneral diseases should have been a signal, but because the pot on your shoulder is just vacuum, you can't resist the urge. Now that you and your randy father are jointly screwing the old slut you call a mother busy circulating the infections, it is clear your cursed will soon go into extinction.

And for the other animals around your cursed family who couldn't interven to save the situation, there share of such wicked act is that it will get to them and their families.

Have you washed your mother's panties this morning? The burrows where you and your demented dad were having 3some with that old slut must be oozing of very foul odour from the mixture of infectious sperm and and the smelly menstrual blood.

Pls try and maintain some hygiene as that wouldn't stop your family from achieving your historic mission.

Bunch of randy incestous animals.

@ the emboldened:

A thief will always give birth to a thief!

So you have been raping Google just to stand me? What a pity! What a mess! What an embarrassment! I have been watching you but playing along. And this sack of putrid human puss was boasting, chanting he hopes I am not retreating!

What a low-level dishonourable thief with no class, no style,no decorum or honour. This is the gutterbred Whelp I have been engaging with.

Son of a petty thief!

You can't even use a condom to rape Google. May God destroy a shameless brain-damaged imbecilic thief like you down to your last generation.

Unevolved human dross! If I reply a thief like you again, just know your mother isn't the cheapest hoe in your local government area.

Orue! Eramefefe!
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TIGRITIS:
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Lol.

This demented monkey most be really getting worked up with his foolish thought of doing something significant

Monkey, calm down and learn before you take to the streets. If that slutty monkey you have as a mother had possessed half the intelligence of a normal average monkey, she would have aborted you because a child conceived at out of serial rape will not just be an illegitimate child, but will instinctly continue the trend, but alas, she is demented even as a monkey.

This is quite apparent in your interest in her panties because monkeys being subhuman, don't actually know the meaning of incest. I understand the assistance you presently render to her is to continue fvcking her to reduce her urge of going to the street to get her maggot infested wide vgina properly serviced by animals.

Well, what do you expect of an illegitimate child conceived through rape by demented perverts? Of course a monkey begets a monkey.

How many times have assisted her to change her panties this morning? Between you and your demented monkey father, who fvcked the most last night?

I am fully confident your mother would have dumped your shiftless unmotivated father for me if we traded generations. But i will still put on 2 comdomss if that bitch tries to gimme a head. And a nose-mask to obliterate the stench from that sewage pit she calls her kpomo of love

TIGRITIS:
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Compound fool straight from the brothel, what crap do you type that should be read? It is only a fool that will waste time reading some meaningless jargons coming from a brothel-born bastard like you.

Have I not told you to stop disgracing your cursed lineage even though your demented slutty and randy monkeys of parents can't trace It? Must you disgrace them in public?

Have I not told you that your slutty monkey mother is one of the raw materials in the industry of animal-human pornography? I have some of her pictures directly under a horse, send me pm, you will get it life and direct.

In your own interest before you expose her further, go and have a private talk with her. Tell her you got this gist somewhere, how true is It? You will hear the story of how subhuman your family is if she wants to be sincere. But make sure you get the story from her before she dies which will be in no distant time from now, that is if she has not died of HIV already.

Even your foolish monkey hiv infested father is nothing but a demented subhu who can't find his bearing any longer, if not he would have castrated you monkey and be sacrificed to the goddess of foolishness before spreading that your gene among your incestous family of prostitutes.

A demented animal like you shouldn't be allowed to stray in the midst of humans. Filthy animal.

more uncoordinated attack from a bruised pig. I will rip your heart out with a short mama jab. Take it:

your low-hygene mother still wipes her anus downwards after defecating. So the mentally stagnant bitch always leaves facal residue in her vagina passage each time she visits the toilet ensuring you were born with more shiit in your brains than cells.

If the ccockk-greedy bitch isn't having a bigger clitoriss than her IQ, she would have offloaded you into the public pit latrine in your face-me-I-face squalid settlement. If the dumb low-hygene hoe could calculate her cycles, she would have used the cheapest abortion pills to flush you into the receptacle she discards her used condomss. you're a product of her carelessness and lack of personal hygiene

Now you're born as a human garbage, a manifestation of one woman's C0ck-Craving disorder!

You must learn from me, kid.

TIGRITIS:
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Coming from a foolish monkey born and bred in a brothel. In case your randy bed ridden monkey of a father didn't tell you your history, I have narrated the abridged version to you fool.

Now, it will also interest you to know that the female monkey you call a mother is being rejected by animals for free. I have a picture of her being screwed by a horse but I will not post it online for obvious reasons. But if you are interested, send me a pm, sure I will send the soft copy to your email where your monkey mother moaning as the horse screw senses out of her porous brain.

If a foolish demented bastard like you has access to the internet, it is not for you to disgrace your cursed lineage which you can't even identify, rather, utilise it to find solutions to the vvf your monkey slutty mother is suffering from.

Blazing brothel-born bastard feeling funky on social media.

do you pause to reread before posting? You're as lame and soft as your mother's over-stretched booobs!

You can't even make your disslines even believable. I have a picture of her being screws by a horse

You're lame, your punchline is as weak as your father's erection condemning your mother with a Cock-Craving Disorder!

I'm beginning to feel I'm conversing with a demented kid or an unevolved adult.
Stupid kid, your mother is struggling to pay your school fees from 3some bonus and you keep skipping classes playing truancy in Nairaland trying to be a tribal warlord! Same foolishness that marked your father's unproductive life.

And you want people to believe your father's creditors haven't swapped your destiny with a dibia's goat.

I will roast you here and make your only means of joy (Nairaland) a nightmare for you.

Weak idiot. See as mama jab dey enter you like hot oil inside ripe plantain, you can't even compose a decent attack

Son of a part-time prostitute and full-time parasite.

TIGRITIS:
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Really?

All these unnecessary introduction of biological terms does not in anyway make you more intelligent than a baby monkey.

Now, let me give a brief history of your sick monkey of a mother.

She actually came from a home of poverty stricken palm wine tapper in your currsed village. The palm wine tapper simply accepted her as his child because he also fvcks every dirty thing under the skirt and couldn't remember when he raped one slowpoke in the farm.

Being a very poor man, he couldn't take care of his children, that is how one okada rider lured her with two candies and biscuits into his house where he serially raped her and when he was tired, he started inviting other imbeciles to continue fvcking her at the rate of #50 per round. It is from one those okada pigs that your pregnancy resulted.

During your birth at the village, it was herbalist that opened your mother's vjay and pulled you out. That flatness of your skull is due to improper child birth.

Subsequently, your monkey mother took to the streets with her rotten cvnt fvcking any deek for at most N100.

Honestly, even my dog can't fvck that demented monkey you call your mother.

When you go back, confirm this story from her.

A demented pig like you will not bother to find the history of yourself before jumping into town disgracing your cursed lineage.

what kind of a pitiable attempt at diss is this? You obviously are pushing too hard, telling kindergarten tales...
Any woman who mothered a degenerate psycho like you should have a social decency lower than a street crawler.
The only place where you are successful is on Nairaland and in your alcohol-induced dreams.

Stop trying to box with someone more potent than your libertine father. We're no match .

You can't even bind words intelligently and you will want people to believe your mental handicap isn't a result of your mother's vagina yeast infections.

Olodo!
Blooming illiterate who was asking being confused about "mental elasticity".

Son of a dick graving hoe!

[quote author=TIGRITIS post=76046652][/quote]The lower projection of me is implanted in your mom's putrid womanliness trying to force a cum

TIGRITIS:
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At least an offer was made.

Now compare that with your mum who was enticed with candy and later camped in an apartment where pigs were taken turn on her, drilling her already expanded bloody hole. One of those those pigs actually drop those infected sperm through her rotten vjay that later culminated in your conception. Have you ever asked yourself why you behave more like a pig than a human?

For your information, even a dog will reject her because it is actually too much.

A fool beget fool disguising as human.

give it up; you're not built for this! What kind of elementary diss effort is this.

Your mother jasost count of those who went anal and those who went in straight. That's one of the reasons tracing your biological bloodline is tedious!

That bitch should have her gravestone imprinted with the words: "The Mandingo Bender" as a tribute to her whoredom.

Your inability of diss-improvisation is just a microcosm of your mental handicap and weak cognitive abilities inherited from your inferior DNA donors

the streetwalker you call your mother couldn't diagnosed her malaria infection as the lab apparatus separate excessive semen from her blood. You were born brain-dead because the virus corrupted your chromosome formation.

TIGRITIS:
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Much better than the case of your mum who was camped in an apartment at a tender age and serially raped by several pigs out of which was responsible for a pregnancy that turned to be pig, though in human clothing.

For your information, your slutty mum does visit lagos and being a slutt, do you know where she sleeps? Under the bridge where some hopeless agberos who can't effort girlfriends still her stinky pussy to ground all for a plate of indomi.

Personally, if not that she is actually too ugly for a dog, I would have invited to have it my dog and then I post the picture for to see.

She is fit for only animals and demented agberos.

Ipobs are animals.

kindergarten stuff: Take it: If your Mother wasn't born with her clitoris bigger than her IQ, she wouldn't have opened her legs to her polio-stricken brother to birth an incestuous imbecïile like you.

If your mother isn't as uncouth as a pygmy Chimpanzee, she would have closed her legs properly 20 years ago to make the haunt for your true parentage less tedious.

If your mother wasn't too dumb to calculate her monthly circle, she would never have directed a condom-less dick of a stranger into her indiscriminate vagina.

Progeny of bonobos!!! Idiotâ

TIGRITIS:
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Coming from a pig born and bred in the gutters. Were your parents legitimately married? Infact, if for any reason that pervert bich you call mum is critically examined, I have no doubt she still mixes and get down with any man on the street because it is already part of her. Are you calling that pervert a dad? Common, go in search of the being the impregnated your mother or still, call her in private and make enquiries from her.

A child born out of illigetimacy is bound to exhibit the characters very apparent in you. I repeat, you don't know who slept with your mum that led to your conception.Forget that randy pervert you call a dad.

No legitimate child talks about mothers panties, except those bastards born and bred in brothels where vulgar language is a common food.

Ipobs are foolish pigs.

the greatest love line your dad ever pulled off to woo your mother was the presentation of a cold bottle of Fanta! That's all the bitch took to crumble like a a pack of pastry exposed to the sunlight!

That bitch's honour won't even worth the cheapest item in Konga and her fatherless son is trying to defend her honour online with the brainpower of a blind cockroach.


Any man who sleeps with that dirty drab would do well with a nose-mask and a blindfold. That's the only way to sustain an erection inside that horrible pit she calls her tunnel of love

TIGRITIS:
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Coming from a pig born and bred in the gutters. Were your parents legitimately married? Infact, if for any reason that pervert bich you call mum is critically examined, I have no doubt she still mixes and get down with any man on the street because it is already part of her. Are you calling that pervert a dad? Common, go in search of the being the impregnated your mother or still, call her in private and make enquiries from her.

A child born out of illigetimacy is bound to exhibit the characters very apparent in you. I repeat, you don't know who slept with your mum that led to your conception.Forget that randy pervert you call a dad.

No legitimate child talks about mothers panties, except those bastards born and bred in brothels where vulgar language is a common food.

Ipobs are foolish pigs.

I just emotionally manipulated you to where I want you: angry and spewing real curse words

So I will give it to you raw with joy: your mom is a horrible mixture of low and hoe! She was the least line of resistance to a shiftless plonker like your dad!

If your mom ever refused any sexual advances, it was one offered during her drunk sleep!

Heard the bitch lost the alignment of her vagina walls, she lets out droplets of urine when she laughs!

The horrible part was that she was even crowding her menopause when your drunk broke dad proposed and she had to use her anal bonus to offset her bridal requirements!

You're not just the son of a penile-quester, you're the aftershock of their horrible choice! Your mother's horrible choice in men is manifested in your horrible choice in picking your match!

Now I'm going to e-Bleep you harder than your deadbeat dad was ever able to fauck that cock-guzzling bitch you call mother.

TIGRITIS:
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Oh, I said it, that is how he was born, hence the more reason he was very interested in mine, lol. For your information, my parents got legitimately married before I was conceived unlike your case.

I understand people go to baby factories to buy babies as per going to buy phones. I'm not surprised.

Pls, I'm begging, no need for forgiveness except you are simply rehearsing the words of cowards who want to retreat. Pls I have the time, if you are not a coward, don't run to anywhere, because I'm really interested in how far we can go.and we are just starting.

you got the time? You don't even know e-cuts aren't even measured by who has the last say or time! It is measured by the quality of sting attached to a post or posts. So fat you haven't even swung a punch.

For you to be this dull and daft, the very sperm that flagellated your mother's eggs must be devoid of basic nutrients!

TIGRITIS:
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Oh, I said it, that is how he was born, hence the more reason he was very interested in mine, lol. For your information, my parents got legitimately married before I was conceived unlike your case.

I understand people go to baby factories to buy babies as per going to buy phones. I'm not surprised.

Pls, I'm begging, no need for forgiveness except you are simply rehearsing the words of cowards who want to retreat. Pls I have the time, if you are not a coward, don't run to anywhere, because I'm really interested in how far we can go.and we are just starting.

Are you 18 or 12? Someone should wheel you out of here! You're intellectually subpar and an emotional bitch.

Woo asked you if your parents were legitimately married? No one cares. A.s you're here bothering yourself explaining how your mother enohas a horrible taste in men chose an unmotivated bedlamite like your father!

Your very hate on a tribe and type emotional instability us a testament that both or one of your parent is a disgrace to God's gift of procreation!

TIGRITIS:
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Oh, about mothers panties? Do you do that to your mother? It seems you know the rate at which she changes pants per day.

I will go back and check the meaning of child born by perverts again.

Stop dragging words unnecessarily into sentences as that does not in anyway portray as intelligent intelligence infact, it portrays you as the opposite. Which one is mental elasticity? Crap, just to create one funny impression.

My father you said?

Well, I have a father, so I wouldn't write like one who has a challenge in identifying who his father is.

Ipobs are filthy animals.

you don't know what "mental elasticity" is. Jeeeeeeeeeez!! What a chromic demented inferior-bred skank this human catastrophe is??
Metal elasticity is the a a figurative language for the how far you can project your mental capacity! Wait... you're going to as me what's mental capacity!

You should never have been born!!! This is kind of illiterate who ends up as a tribal bigot , having nothing to offer humanity except the horrors of their own childhood.

Your mother does not only repeat her roac-hbitten panties, she didn't even get your daddy's first name before offloading you as am offshoot of her sexual vulnerability!

TIGRITIS:
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Keep quiet and get out.

I repeat, I hate ipobs more than shyt, kill yourself.

Lol at using your words back at you.

How more can one be less intelligent?

The issue is that, I can't describe who I don't know, but from his language, I can make some deductions.

For instance, you talk more of paternity than anything else, when it is usually a very rare incident. Whenever a man accuse others of a particular issue repeatedly and that man is properly investigated, it will be discovered that he is actually guilty of that same issue. Now, how can a human being be talking seriously about the paternity of a person he doesn't even know? The most logical and unambiguous conclusion to be drawn is that you are actually having that challenge in your life and I can swear to that. My advice to you, this your paternity issue is not a common case, very few of you are having that challenge, so stop assuming it is a general case.

Secondly, who is on the defensive? Is that what your brain told you? Hehehe. From the initial promise of trolling, I thought by now, I would have been so shattered to pieces that I must have deactivated, but I still don't understand, may be because we are just starting.

Ipobs are filthy pigs.

another unnecessary lengthy post from a man who is a waste of the very physical exertion expended during his conception.

If you were intelligent, I would have pardoned you. But you're easily the dumbest doofus seeking attention online to assuage for your horrible childhood trauma.

I will advise you to ask your mother how she met your daddy, you will get the answer why you turned out as nature's perfect curse as a reward for their lack of chastity!