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CzarChris:
I feel your pain bro, especially those criminals called SARS. What in the world is plate number receipt?
OP, what your saying is true, but for safety sake carry a the paper of everything in your car, even carry your tire receipt, fire extinguisher recipt all the papers I tell you. Soon they'll be asking for proof of working peniz. Idiotic individuals.

I tell you, I was asked once for police clearance once. And they usually demand this illegality in the highway where you're alone.

In 2016, the police public relations officer at force headquarters Abuja made a list of papers motorists should carry and surprisingly stated that certificate of road worthiness should only be for commercial vehicles. But now the FRSC is demanding same for private motorists.

I made a coloured photocopy of that statement and showed it to police officers when I get stopped. Some where cowered, other strong-willed criminals in the system insisted that the police in Abuja cannot tell them what to do on the road. Even when I reminded these illiterate thugs called police that the Nigeria police is a centralised command and so all orders and directives from headquarters apply nationwide.

The PRO at force headquarters also listed that proof of ownership is for unregistered cars and those who sell new and tokunbo vehicle as a means of identification and ownership.

But our criminals in black will ask you for that document just to extort money from you.

Pathetic country.

hollywoodblog:
The Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) has revealed a list of the most important vehicle documents.
According to the agency’s Facebook page, these six documents must be on the driver, at all times, as lack of these documents could to harassment and a seized car.

1. A valid Driver’s License
2. Vehicle license.

After your license as a driver, getting your vehicle license is also as important. This can be easily done on the FRSC official website. This is what your vehicle license looks like:
Insurance Certificate.

Insurance certificate

A vehicle insurance is also known as car insurance, motor insurance or auto insurance. It is insurance for cars, trucks, motorcycles, and other road vehicles.

It provides financial protection against physical damage and/or bodily injury resulting from traffic collisions and against liability that could also arise there from.

The National Insurance Commission (NAICOM) handles vehicle insurance.

It usually looks like this:
Certificate of Road worthiness

This is a document certifying that a vehicle is road-worthy and can be driven on the Nigerian road for a stated period of time.

This document is mandatory for all commercial vehicles and its validity is for a period of 6 months. For private vehicles, however, that are older than 5 years, the road-worthiness certificate is to be obtained once a year.

The road-worthiness certification process has been adopted on the AutoReg platform in Kebbi and Niger states.

This is what it looks like:.
Source >>> https://hollywoodblog.com.ng/5-documents-every-driver-must-have/

Is it just me or you actually listed just 4 documents which are

1 driver's licence
2 vehicle licence

3. Insurance

4 certificate of road worthiness

And you didnt help the situation by not numbering them orderly.

On a serious note, which government agency's directives are motorists to obey?

The idiots in police uniform have asked me repeatedly for all the above and then for proof of ownership. I have been stopped at Benin-Agbor road by SARS patrol team and asked to produce the receipt of my vehicle's plate number. Had to call an assistant commissioner of police for escort to get these formalised robbers in uniform out of my way.

Then there's VIO! Why there can't just be a uniform paper put out by ministry of transport or information for motorists instead pf having these thieving cash-hungry thugs in uniform to be frustrating motorists?

Which way Nigeria, land of the absurd!

Any Prostitutes who want to advertise their wares digitally only have to make one trite , controversial comment on Twitter or Instagram and then the market is on.

APC, a party of brain-dead, seared-conscience criminals.

Davido's reaction only shows the tweet got to him. To spend 1k dollars on top is further sign he needed to feel good about himself too.

Google has started the global roll-out of its new Chat messaging service, which is designed to replace SMS text messages on Android phones.

The new messaging app has features such as group texts, videos, typing indicators and read receipts, which are not available when sending SMS texts.

Chat will be integrated with the default messages app on Android phones.

However, it will be up to mobile operators to enable the service and it does not offer encrypted messages.

The new system has been in development for several years, but is now beginning to appear on Android phones.

Android's messaging mess
SMS - the short message service - was widely adopted in the 1990s. It lets mobile phones exchange basic 160-character text messages over the mobile network.

Modern messaging apps offer much more advanced features and send messages over the internet rather than using SMS.

However, the default messaging app on Android smartphones - Messages - is still a comparatively basic SMS client.

Google has tried several times to launch its own feature-rich mobile messaging app, but its attempts have failed to win over a large audience.


Advanced rivals
Google's rivals such as Facebook Messenger and WhatsApp support advanced features such as typing indicators and high-resolution pictures. Apple's iPhones have the similarly feature-rich iMessage service built-in.

This time, rather than try to launch yet another messaging app, Google has been working to integrate a new messaging standard with its Android operating system.

Mobile operators, phone manufacturers and app-makers will be able to use the new technology to develop messaging apps that are compatible with one another.

The standard is known as the Universal Profile for Rich Communication Services (RCS) - but it will be given the more consumer-friendly name of Chat when it is rolled out to Android devices.

To develop Chat, Google has worked with more than 50 mobile networks including Vodafone, T-Mobile and Verizon and manufacturers such as Samsung, LG and Huawei.

However, Security experts have warned that Chat does not offer encrypted communication. As with SMS, Chat messages are not scrambled as they travel across the mobile network.

Google's Anil Sabharwal told technology news site The Verge that "RCS continues to be a carrier-owned service", which means that messages can still be legally intercepted.

The company said it expected the functionality to be widely available on Android phones within two years.

Source: www.bbc.com

edimolu3:
Now you sound very agitated and confused, good! i like it, you have lost focus, your defences are but weak now, your bravery is fast depleting to the zero mark, i could bet with my balls you are piteously wallowing in nervousness and pain

you will suffer, you never see anything

You have exhausted your teeny-weeny verbiages and have gone on a massive defence, this explains why you keep swimming in your stupidity in an unending manner

one thing is for a fact!

bumb.ae dropped your ass after she noticed your ugliness , she had admitted to that fact, you will forever be a pant sniffer who gets orgasms sighting pants

Your attempt to sound cocky is as weak as the coffin your stinking mother was buried in. You are even witlessly admitting I have been murdering your ass effectively by claiming I'm now defensive brain-dead fool.

You think throwing wild accusations will earn you points. I have murdered you more than anyone else in Nairaland. Chai , I never knew the fact that I brought it to public knowledge that you were rejected and denied by marineé and optinal1 and brushed aside by bumbaé/lala hurts you so bad that you now claim I was also dropped by same girl?

Anyone reading your posts will realise easily you're spent, drowning and purely desperate to type anything as long as you can post it. Now I will allow screenshots shame you as usual.

You have been stalking and wooing bumbae since early 2017 like a self-doubting teenager who just discovered he has erection
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7006943_screenshot20180421130705_jpeg0c54ef24c7a6ef72ad3f646bfefd7f6e

You don't even have lines or games. A secondary school boy can muster more colorful lines in real life than you could come up with on the internet when you had all the time to think and type.

Your sickle cell anemia is impeding your ability and sanity body-wide.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7007216_screenshot20180421130929_jpeg67465660b996e0525f48694ea725af37


And in November 2017, she admitted she has had a crush on me. And you couldn't even bear it. In your insecure, self-denying mind, her crush on me was why she treated you like a buzzing toilet fly.

You thought it was an opportunity to present your love proposal but you still got brushed aside like toothpaste bubble www.nairaland.com/attachments/7006982_2018042112_51_28_pnge4f3864d7d33900e9625683901675bc7

You no get shame. If I had a son like you I will go for adoption. Or sell you for the original no.7 jersey of C Ronaldo.

You're a disgrace to all male mammals!

edimolu3:
dig your post? which of them?

whey-faced-biitch, you lack the mental wherewithal to conjure new disses, what a boring life you live

Like the usual, your assumptions emanate from a weak-mind, well i like the aggression, it is a sole-reflection of your weakness

you are the dumbest 40,year old on NL, I have kept you outta strategy, such abuse of your position is forever registered on this forum

The sacked moderator, 1000 naira recharge card beggar, what a pitiable and dirty wretched slob you are

it shan't be well with you for ever denying being sacked by Nairaland's CEO...oloriburuku oshi

Calling me a former moderator to gain public sympathy

If anyone is in doubt that this babe-less drug addict isn't mentally challenged and lonely. Here's is another proof that edimolu/zeelord is a habitual cyber stalker!

He lacks social skills so much that when he admires anyone, male or female, he resorts to manic stalking and smothering mentions.

When you add the fact that he has been thrown out of an NL group for bad behaviour, serially blocked on WhatsApp by NL girls for lewd demands and lacking humour and has publicly begged for tips in Nairaland for tips on how to fawk a girl in his own street.

Plus he suffers from erectile dysfunction and resorted to tramadol which eventually got him unconscious, we can then begin to understand why Nairaland is a do-or-die affair for him and why he stalks males and females here.

Let's take a look at the uninhibited, shameless he-goat stalking another female obsessively like a tormented Wizard until she screamed out and publicly shamed him.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7006630_screenshot20180420230536_jpeg20a4673e73fc15986934555d60de0f4f

The boy edimolu/zeelord is incapable of shame!

edimolu3:
shut tha eff up

i had hoped to see something pain-worthy, but it is still the same cheeky and recycled verbiage, this schizophrenic dunce can't even successfully spell his words aright anymore, you aint even good at being a threat, not quite a man not quite a biitch

You got so pained with my words you had to quote here and there spamming my mentions with your idiocy...The depth of your stupidity has overwhelmed you, you this stupid piece of shit eating dingbat

Edimolu is a fan gone berserk and rebel.

All the way back to Jun 2017 edimolu/zeelord followed all my handles and those of my friends like a homeless viscous tagalong, trying to be e-famous and popular. Asslicking and jumping into posts like a junkie jumps on supply.

Folks, whenever edimolu throws an insult like "frustrated", "obsessed" etc, he's only reflecting his innermost condition.

Here's where I beheaded him and cut him loose way back in June 2017 and instead of creating his own path , he resorted to stalking and obsession. Pay attention to the emboldened part:

Shroud:
And that was indeed the last time you were going to address this. You waste your words as your mom wasted the efforts of your birth! If you couldn't stand by the words you made less than an hour ago, why would we even believe you aren't the despicable son of a dick-swapper who exchanged dicks like you exchanged monikers!

I could string that bastard like a professional pupputeer the way I string you like a penny-craving prostitute.

Smell the reality, son , you're a madman doing 90 on the cyber freeway and you're eating up our slots meant for other reasonable followers.

Please unfollow fearlez, Ftboy, theumbra, mdxcccdi . We don't need your stalking neither do we want to be inflicted with the aftershock of your abused childhood.

We can't father you. Even if we can,your bastardy has become fullblown and we can't possibly help now that your lunacy has become mainstream.

If you like rant like a lyssa infected dog, we whom you follow have publicly asked you to bugger off. We don't want you, no care about your dementia that manifests in an impulsive, maniacal followership.

If you need mentorship, then ask your daddy to quit drinking unfermented alcohol. You can't look for a father figure in an online forum kid. Shiit here doesn't exist. And if you're too dumb to notice, then you need to go back into your mother's acidic pussy and be reborn again. But ensure she treats her staphylococcus enough to spare your brains the horrors of being fried out.

Make sure you have unfollowed us when next you quote me or you won't be getting another response

You disposable piece of human waste.

He eventually unfollowed us after that savage knifing but he never stopped feeling hurt and rejected!

This question begs: what kind of an imbecilic inbred follows other male monikers around when they clearly don't like him because he stinks of desperate attention-craving?

Answer: only a lonely loser whose real life sucks as bad as a suicide-magnet!

Bantam:
Oya do na sharpally I dey duty, make I hold dat one fess. nawao naso e red fr ur side?

The frustration with edimolu is that he spends eternity digging my posts , preparing and sweating for revenge only to face me and got blown like a roadside debris.

It truly hurts. Rejected skank.

Marinee castaway
League of monarch reject
Lala- abandoned
Optinal1-denied

Until he resorted to tramadol and ended in the Emergency unit

Hahahahaha! The travels of a sad life.

edimolu3:
sidelines? you must be a bastard! i get a ban anytime i try posting threads of where your character defined the word stupidity

God is really taking pity on your pathetic soul

Your stupidity can only be measured in exabyte!!


are you honestly giving me reasons why you create an alternate during your beheading and expect me to take it?

I wonder why you just couldn't be part of your mother's mentral flow and end up in that dirty worn-out rag she used as sanitary pad. Another escapee from an ill-fated abortion has the effrontery to expect us to see the world form his psychopathic viewpoint.

Bantam:
Wetin be that one? add something joor

make I add your favourite brand join am.

edimolu3:
calling every moniker you? you and wisdom are like day and night, nothing in common

cos i called another moniker you, so it now means "every"? demented-cow

if anyone asks me who the most hypocritic bastard i have ever engaged is, the answer is you

you have called me dark.rebel
called lord.adam darkrebel
called zand.ha dark.rebel
called one.manlegion darkrebel

if this character of yours doesn't define one having brain seizures, i have no adjective/noun left to qualify your stupidity

anyone who engages you is darkrebe.l, you have never been so bright which is why i laugh uncontrollably anytime you call me zand.ha, my homey dealt you so much blows you haven't recovered form the effects

Your stupidity needs professional management!

Who has chid you here that you never libelled as me?

I still repeat, your mom's foul vagina odor made the nurses let you bang your head on the floor .

This manic depressive pongo-ape is so ashamed of his actions he's beginning to deny them.

Better go for blood transfusion to treat your red blood cell disease. Nothing you say or do here will make marrinee change her mind about you.

edimolu3:
jesu mi oooo, see pathetic cry for vindication!

"they are all my friends offline"

hahahahahhahha, this is just so funny, coming from a 40 year old

At your age, should you be seeking 19year olds as friends or looking for a matured lady to settle down with?, no wonder bum.bae denied dating you, you were once a crush on an anonymous forum, nothing else, and when she noticed your ugliness, she had to back off

she aint even proud to still call you her crush, that was her greatest regret, shameless-bastard

i wonder the kind of adult you are, shouting here and there you have friends offline,such childish mentality, your brain never mature ah swear you are being kept in the friendzone and you feel fulfilled about it? you are a disgrace to the guy code..pant sniffer oshi

i understand why you are unmarried, i would also be unmarried if i had a face like yours, which born-lady would wanna produce ugly babies

ode

pS: this is the last mention you'd be getting tonight, my sweetheart has served dinner, i will eat , drink , we'd watch a bit of telemundo cos bae loves it.....then we'd fûck if i feel like it

so lezzGoat, you can stay glued to nairaland pages/threads wânking on bum.bae's latest pictures and awaiting my mentions

jobless troglodyte

All 3 girls you have begged for dates in NL arey offline friends and they all rejected you.

If your mother isn't as uncouth as a pygmy Chimpanzee, she would have closed her legs properly 20 years ago to make the haunt for your true parentage less tedious.

Here you were begging for PM and getting thrown out and blocked so fast it never even happend

Progeny of bonobos!!! Idiotâ

edimolu3:
And what best defines a 40 year old faggôt like you who lays boast to having 19 year olds as friends offline

You are the most shamed nairalander to have registered on this forum!

*you are a broke 40 year old who lays pride to owning a power bank

* the idiot who travelled to anambra to go meet up with a 19 year old yet she ridiculed ypu on the spot after she noticed your ugliness

you the moderator that se.un sacked , the idipt that hasn't deemed it fit to move on, crying here won't make se.un employ you again, stupid misfit

* you are that 1000 naira offline recharge card begger, an adult like you, begging a lady for recharge card must be the height of poverty

*You are the pedophilic bastard who gets orgasms with the mere seeing of 17 year old girl's panties

*You are the fool who got obsessed with the fact that a lady once called you her crush, the fact that you are no longer her cruah should be a slap on your face, she saw your ugliness and regretted ever crushing on you

* you are the unmarried iddiot who has no life offline, i have kept you busy on this thread for hours , you have no wife nor kids, which is why you would litter this fine forum with many of your misfortunes

you are nothing but a pained-reject, one life has dealt so much blows the only place you could assume a bit of relevance is on nairaland

i will be your end on this forum

it's just getting started.....

he still calls me a former mod why don't you take a break and treat your head wounds. You're having serious concussion!

if you want to make your fiction believable, why call me a Fagøt in one line and then running after teenage girls in the next?

That's why you continue loosing ground like your mother's pubic hairs.

To think you are even using words I had longed used to diss other against me is the height of desperation!


With your drug addiction, You need a miracle to last longer than your mother and she didn't hit 50.

So spare me your empty airs. No sickle cell sufferer has won any battle in living memory. You will need to conquer the cold weather and the air in your lungs before your arms can reach me.

I wasn't the one fighting a girl when rejected and blocked in WhatsApp! It was you.

I wasn't the one rejected publicly by being told his crush is infatuated with his enemy. You were the disgraced one.

I wasn't the one who couldn't walk up to a girl in his own street without. Consulting a friend for tips in Nairaland, it was edimolu/zeelord.

Funny how you've been raped by screenshots and you're still throwing fictions around as facts.

You be organic retárd.

See girl when you dey die for dey offer to give me screenshot how she take block your smelly ass in WhatsApp. You dey even force joke to impress her and she send you go find better one.

Your game is as dry as your mother's hairy vagina.

Na marrine when you wan take kill person naim they offer your convo for me for Nairaland.

Omo, na 100-0 I give you. You have lost in every way. Stop trying to perfume your shiit. Nothing can hind your stink.

See the tormented ape watching from the sidelines with his two-day old moniker, edimolu3

Bantam:
I just dey look u since

we go negotiate

[quote author=justtoodark post=66886680][/quote]He tries to be but so far has failed to score offline of online.

But edimolu/zeelord is just a pathetic sod.
He begged a Nairalander ( harddon) for tips on how to fawk a girl in his own neighborhood

He sends pm to random girls demanding for nudes.

He was kicked out of a Nairaland group for being a sadistic irrational druggist!

He was rejected and blocked in WhatsApp by Nairaland females and he had the shamelessness to fight them in a thread here.

This is the kind of idiot with no self-respect and shame that needs Nairaland to define his existence.

Coupled with all these, he's sickle celled and having erectile dysfunction and wants us to believe he won't be the youngest Nigerian to die from HBP!

edimolu2:
abeg wetin "remain rubbles" mean abeg?

You were so vested in pointing out my mistake, you foolishly ignored yours

dumb idiot

if you're not libelling every moniker here as me, you will be insulting them yet claiming you're not pained and bleeding.

The word Retárd does not even begin to convey the extent of your mental retardation.

Animal

[quote author=Bantam post=66886523][/quote]So this is a moniker in Nairaland!!

justtoodark:
who is he....?...is he igbo....?

don't really know. His tribe is irrelevant though. I only began noticing him after he was serially rejected by all the girls he ever professed love for in Nairaland. Coincidentally they are all offline friends of mine.

He blames me for his love failures and rejection.

edimolu2:
e dey sweet you too, hahahahahaha, now you know how i feel whenever i pummel the hell outta that militant thick head "fit to smash a rock"...

i thought you complained of never liking trolling, you are always a confused person, is it a family thing?

your mother was also confused when asked who your father was, i bet he was a drunk who had neither the time nor financial capability to train his offsprings in the proper ways of life, now the product is you

i would have prayed you don't die wretched, but i hope you do, any 40 year old man that chooses nairaland over offline achievement must die a failure

you're a plastic dopey. You're pained like Sarah before the miraculous conception.

If you could attack marrinee for rejection then Nairaland stuff hurt you like your mother was pained when she discovered your father was a sickle cell drunkard.

See idiot creating fresh moniker after I beheaded him like a rookie swordsman!

justtoodark:
oy....you people dont like him.....oyyyy.....

Bro, edimolu/edimolu2/zeelord, zandha/ edimolu3 is going under trolling training. I got nothing but love for that shank.

If he can master his anger, he will conquer tramadol and conduct himself with more respect amongst Nairalanad ladies!

postmann:
By why?

but Lezz

edimolu2:
mr man, don't scatter my head with your blunder-ridden jargon

It is better not to birth kids than to have one who does nothing but disgraces his parents on an online forum, one whose birth is a reminder of what a man is never to become

shamelezz fôôl, one bestowed with the penchant for mind-numbing traits, sex-starved adult, no one emulates your life bro, you are a sick reject, no one wants to be like you, you would inflict failure on anyone who tries to affiliate with you

40 YEAR OLD DARKENBABOON-OBSESSED DUNDERHEAD

see as body dey sweet me. Trolling dey sweet Abeg!!! Na only you waka come quote me, na only you go tire.

Oya take am:

Your unschooled, meandering life is clothed in the tattered rags of self-doubts, premial fear and life-long regrets of a life dependent on tramadol and Nairaland quotes to function.

I know you're angry the way your life eventually turned out; self-loathing eating you alive more than termites fed on your mother's stinking corpse!

edimolu2:
see the way you keep recycling the same shii over and over again, you are tired right?

your father is the sole definition of crime and its tendencies, the same path to which he died is what you are bent on emulating


niccur , do not tap out soon, we just getting started

Looooooooooolz! Edimolu gets beaten he shouts recycled!!! Omo, you have recycled 40 years here more than your father had given your mother her much needed elusive orgasm. But I'm cool.

Your mama hairy toto there for being an emotional byproduct of a community gangbáng!

edimolu2:
you?,kill me? on an online forum? hahahahahahahaha, shift let me faint abeg

dude, are you serious? you have not succeeded in doing that for months, so na now you wan achieve that?

just like your futile efforts in attaining success offline, this will be the greatest amongst your failures

ever since seu.n sacked you, you have lost cause with reality, you are a broke biitch man who lays pride to owning a 2000 naira power bank, God! i wonder the kind of poverty stricken family you hail from

if you could boast having a power bank, then you my friend have poverty written all over you, my canines get fed more than that in a day, oloribuku, otoshi

an annally expelled rapscallion _imbecile whose household still rations meat is talking about power bank when you're still wearing 200 Naira oboki polo made from bedsheet linen in your profile pic

You shall die by your stupidity and your corpe will have no time to rot in the dignity of a grave before being devoured by pirahan vultures.

edimolu2:
stop the emotional talk abeg, nobody gives a fûcking heck about anybody

spare me the stupid talk abeg, always seeking approval with his words, can't you think on your feet anymore

you are a bastardized loner, nothing goes on for you offline, which is why you have remained glued to this thread like fluid-filled-blisters on your whôrish mother's distended cûnt

Mr man, if i was of your age, i would never have the time to engage in things like this, but please keep up with the foolish act, it helps to confirm what a man can become if he ignores success and chases being an online-jagaban

monkey faced idiot

Your entire existence is not even worth the five minutes _fuck and sweat your parents perspired to conceive you.

You're the wrath of the gods on them for their sins.

Show me any man who has sickle cell and erectile dysfunction and I will show you a living corpse.

You're a human bag of frustration.

A nuture-bleeped podgy human disaster whose chief purpose on earth is to remind the rest of us how awfully lucky we are to be born normal!