₦airaland Forum

SirJeffry:
Sophisticated crime in a sophisticated city in a sophisticated state in the most sophisticated region of a sophisticated nation headed by an old BUSHMAN.

Ok! Here's a sophisticated fu©k you for the fu©king rubbish you wrote muthafucker. A fu©king monkey sef dey fu©king claim Sir title, who be d fu©king foøl wey dash u

juman:
I stated it here couple of times that a time will come those so called "leaders" will not have money to run the country. Presently the country has ran grounded, there is no money.

This country got so much money in the last 16 years that was enough to build a real country, but the money was mishandled and wasted away.

A country that the present is blink and has no future.

Ur fu©king head get fu©king sense plenty. Those fu©king useless PDP muthafuckers fu©king wasted and squandered a fu©king lifetime opportunity to fu©king build Nigeria into a fu©king 1st-world country. Now, c as d fu©king blind sheepies that are fu©king PDP supporters dey fu©king complain as if no b dem fu©king people cause d fu©king gbege wey fu©king dey ground. No fu©king iota of fu©king intelligence fu©king dey dea fu©king head @ all. Na fu©king empty space dey wer dea fu©king brain ought to fu©king be.

BlackrulesDworld:
It's obvious, Nigeria economy is in deep recession.

Deep fu©king recession fu©king caused by 16 years of fu©king abysmal governance by those fu©king PDP baaaaasttttaaaaards and GEJ government was the Muthafucker-in-Chief that fu©king made the fu©king chickens come home to roost. If you don't fu©king agree with this, then you are a fu©king special kind of stup!d.

Drchristian:
yiiiibos will be happy with dis kinda news frm dere roll model

Be more specific, you mean those fu©king Biafra mudafu©king baboons would be fu©king happy, and their fu©king Biafra currency is so fu©king valuable you can fu©king buy the whole fu©king Sh!tgard with it. Sh!tgard is the fu©king imaginary planet fu©king juxtaposed to hell.

viviangist5:
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Lots of pussy... Hala if u need one... Given out free pussy to anyone that really wants it and wishes happy birthday to them. Mrs simeony won't mind.

Simeony.... Just gave birth to lots of pussy cats.... Home celebrating with @hallemordu Nigerians finest music act.... Wait till she explodes... Meanwhile..... Pls wish my pussy happy birthday

source https://instagram.com/p/9baRmVnAA-/?taken-by=cossyojiakor

Of course this fu©king b!tch' fu©king pus.sy is fu©king free. Only a fu©king fool will pay for a fu©king toto wey don clock 1 million fu©king miles . Who fu©king wants those motherfuck!ng cats anyway

mhizzcutie:
Not all women dear.. I dislike big dick.. As a matter of fact,,its a great turnoff for me.. I enjoy them small!!!!

Enjoy them small This b!tch is a fu©king liar

octopusfreaky:
I hope I don't get crucified for saying this, I just noticed that men are overly obsessed with big mammary glands..

Someone said he's not finding his fiancee sexually attractive because she has small boobs but she is very beautiful...

This got me thinking ,, my advice to such girls that fall into this category, they should please look out for very core Christian brothers that overlook such distinct features in a Lady... lolsss..Or do we still have great jazzi or happening guys that don't bother themselves much about this?

Overlook wetin? Sumtin dey sumtin for ya head. The only thing wey fit make me accept am, na if the girl yansh big with wide curvy hips, then no wahala. Big ass chicks with big boobs = my main chick; big ass chicks with small boobs = my side chick; chicks with no ass, no boobs = my hide chick, u know na, all those kain girls to fu©k on very coded levels may she no spoil my di©k credibility say me fit stoop so low to that kain girls wey body be like straight firewood.

FFK is just a fu©king political slut that likes to fu©k with every Nigerian government in power. Abeg may dem tell FFK to retire as a prostitutian, Buhari APC government no go fu©k this expired use-an-dump PDP ashewo.

Titilayodeji13:
Femi Fanikayode reacts to the confirmation of Rotimi Amaechi confirmation .

https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/659762579074584576

Who gives a flying fu©k what this fu©king prostitutian thinks or says. Shameless muthafu©ker! Tomorrow FFK go still cum bow down and kiss Ameachi's ass cuz he is a political begger; it's either he's begging for political appointment or begging for political attention. Werey man!

politricks:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the performance of the third citizen by the name of senator Abubakar Bukola Saraki especially while presiding over the ministerial screening. Dont forget to give reason(s) for your ratings.

You mean on a scale of asshole to muthafucker, right? Cuz of him a fu©king PDP baboon is deputy senate president, imagine that kain sh!t . This na fu©king clog in the wheel of 9ja progress. The heediat fu©k up no be small. But my Presido Buhari don dey on top him case. He go soon hear am.

IlekeHD:
So proud of the Yoruba race

You get sense die. May ur husband pr!ck be long.

I fu©king came to fu©king check the fu©king names of the fu©king Nigerians who fu©king made a fu©king collaboration to fu©king discover a fu©king permanent cure for a fu©king disease and I wasn't fu©king disappointed.: Yorubas we are the fu©king baddest muthafuckers in this country

The girl don vex na. After those pot belly directors don fuk am tire, fuk all d sweet wey dey her pus.sy finish, may she no cum see anything? Abeg free dis hoe jor.

mashin:
I feel conserved about this, am not writing this because am a proud type, but for the Glory of God almighty, i have stayed with my fiancee for 7 years and 6 months, we graduated from the same university, we did our traditional wedding on the 24th of October 2015, our white wedding comes up by November 7th, though we trusted each other, but i still have to confirm from my Gynaechologist, that my wife to be is a virgin @ 27, and currently running her Msc.

You too can do it to the glory of God, it pays to be faithful to God. We hope to wed next week and hope for a good job and a God fearing family.

If you practice, you can get use to it. It was hard for me, to take my mind off at initial stage, but God helped us till, we became the last one standing among our peers.

Something u never confirm, u dey broadcast. Na 9ja girls of today wey like pr!ck die u dey vouch for? This guy na original mumu.

Your Gynecologist is gonna be like...

shay101:
Hi everyone,

This is my predicament, have been dating this lady for almost two years now and anytime we want to have sex I usually don't have an erection. This is unlike me because usually I am very active when it comes to sex. Even when I watch a simple music videos I feel an erection in me. But anytime am about to make love to my fiancee, even if I had an erection it just goes down. Sometimes even when I succeed in having an erection it dies in the middle of the sex. We have never had a complete round of sex before. I thought something was wrong with me so I tried having sex with another lady and this didn't happen.

Please people I'm here because I need your help on what to do because am about to start marriage plans, but I don't want a marriage I will not enjoy or where I will be cheating outside. Please help me everyone including pastors in the house.

Thanks

Oga ur d!ck no gri stand cuz dah girl is a fu©k!ng ugly muthafuck€r. Use black nylon cover her extra wowo face and fuk her till she fine