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dipset01: i dont really comment much, but this thread is way funny so let me share one of my many embarrassing moment. I come from this family where education is cherished, so my proactive parent wanted me to write the GCE in SS2, for the experience. Even though my sch do not allow. So I submitted a sick leave report. Sat for the exam, fast forward to main moment, heard the GCE result was out. So i went to the cybercafe to check, and it was those days computer was still new. I didnt even know hw to use one so I called the cybercafe guy to help me open the waec site and punch in the scratch card. After doing this na so the result commot. English E8, maths F9, chemistry F9, physics F9 biology F9 economics b3. agric E8, Geography F9. I was so ashamed, immediately the result came out the cybercafe guy was asking "bros na your result be this" It was like the ground should open and I should enter. As he was asking I just pretended like i didnt hear him, gave him 500 and pretended I needed to go urinate. I took the back door and escaped. I didnt even bother to collect my change sef. Just went home and slept. Till date I still they post my parent on the result.

Lol.. mine was similar but i told d cyber cafe guy say dem no spell my name wellwell for d result and so no b my result b dat..... o boy. na scope i take run comot for d cybercafe...

Xsenga: AM TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. I REALLY NEED SOME 1 2 DISVIRGIN ME.

Dont worry babe.. make we relate. im up to d task...

avuekwe: Lol, na so u go talk, see how many female followers u get. U wan make dem pour me acid?

Babe no worry make we relate no followers go pour u acid nor hot water.....

Wale112: [b]1: a white girl will wake you up with kisses and a hug with a warm breakfast in bed while a nigerian girl wakes you up with a huge bang on the head with a kitchen spoon
2:before going to work a white girl will give you a peck on the chin,iron your clothes,prepare your lunch and put it in a lunch pack while a nigerian girl reminds you to collect the vegetables or onions from mama idowu when returning from work
3:a white girl loves you for what you are while a nigerian girl loves you for your fat bank account and wallet
4:when you offer a bunch of flowers to a white girl she smiles,gives you a peck and says,"thank you" but when you offer a bunch of flowers to a nigerian girl she hisses at you,throws the flowers back at you and says,"na flower i go chop"
5:if you are unfortunate to lose your job and things get rough a white girl still remains with you in your times of difficulty but for a nigerian girl when you lost your job and things becomes rough she runs off with your best friend or family pastor[/b]

Its relative though..... not all naija girls behaves like this. some may b worst while others may b really fair...

MrsBreezy: I don't sleep around though. It's not by assuming you'd know what my reasons are.

In not more than 350 words. Give us 10 reasons to believe this... Lol...

padeolu: Okay, I don't know if this should be in the Family or Romance section, but instead of creating a multiple thread, I'll leave it here.

So, straight to the point.

One of my female cousins came to spend sometime with my family. She was a kid the last time I saw her, say between 4-6 years then, now she's 17+. She arrived just last night so I didn't really get to see her well in a bid to assess her "treasures". But this morning when I woke you, lo and behold, I saw a giant assss and two huge boooobs staring at me. I couldn't just help it but to stare back, she noticed and smiled afterwhich she knelt down n greeted me.
So here is the thing, how can I go about avoiding this temptation, rather, should I see her as a gift from God?

Please help


And before you start insulting me, she's a distant relative, so nothing spoil should I decide to "sample" her which apparently is certain.

My Guy have u ever been to Kirikiri maximum prison?
Hope you know she is under-aged by law?
Mayb dats where destiny wants you to b. ride on...
u dont even consider the disrespect and insult you will start getting from her...
How Old are U? Lol....
u need a date with pastor E.A. Adeboye.......

u no know weda d babe na "ogbanje" wey come get spirit husband. Dey thank ur God ooo.. my Guy run for your dear life make her spirit husband whoze u beta slap mayb on d day when she go finally gree make u do d thing..........lol......

pls Im interested my mail : salakoakinwale@gmail.com

Baba God. with this lovely experience shared by offshore workers I really wish to work offshore also.
Im an Environmental Technologist. I also have ISPON safety certification. and some other relevant oil and gas shortcourses. i can b reached on salakoakinwale@gmail.com. Thanks.

bigtalla: You sound like have been on ABO FPSO.. Anyway, you forgot to add that there are emergency drills performed on a routine basis (fire, toxic gases, Pirates, man-over board, etc). Also, people (especially first times) tend to develop sea sickness (nausea and vomiting).unfortunately for me, my shift made me miss, Xmas, new year, Easter, anniversaries last year.. But in all, when u see your pay slip, you somehow forget the pains...lol.,. Am a subsea engineer

Baba God. with this lovely experience shared by offshore workers I really wish to work offshore also.
Im an Environmental Technologist. I also have ISPON safety certification. and some other relevant oil and gas shortcourses. i can b reached on salakoakinwale@gmail.com. Thanks.

I dont know what omisore has to offer the people of osun. The saying "you cant give wat u dont have" is truely applicable here. The guy "omisore" is indeed a criminal and i dont think he has anything to offer....