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Bros. u dull one kind sha.

I experienced something like that few years ago on Fbook through a friend request. I accepted d request because d person mutual friends were persons i know.

dis one dey claim U.K. dey give me one nos wey get U.K dialing code say make i dey call. but neva cald. Funny enuf when i tried d number na female voice i dey hear. But deep inside me i knew it was a cloned nija number.

she com dey tell me she wan com nija com for one wedding make i raise her the money pending when she go reach as her friend for nija don dey disturb her about d money. where d scammer con spoil show b when him talk say dem go buy my own join white cap,white native. blablabla. come send one GTB Acc. I played along tell am say i dey offshore and wont b back untill d next 2weeks but when i return i go box her friend double d money. naso d scammer block me on FBook. Block line.

So abeg b WISE when doing online stuffs. Cos u dont know who is behind d screen performing silly things.

Eyaa... Sorry Op.

Eyaa. similar experience happened to someone along shitta axis surulere. www.nairaland.com/3099338/shitta-axis-surulere-lagos-den. Na only God go fit punish them.

Hahahahahahaha..

Berlyn:
Atimes i pull off my pants nd i'll just put it in my bag for no reason

Dats Gud. So i will be able to put my kini in your kini

Joavid:
your opinion? why asked you?

op is asking married people how they knew the one not your opinion.

opinion is different from experience.

Eyaa.. Pele i guess u neva borthered to read d op. statement frm start to finish.

Hmmm...

In my own opinion.

knowing the right person for u, U av to connect wth d creator of universe and all embeded in it of which human beings arnt an exemption. Thereafter u ask for ur heart desire from God as a proof if u avnt gotten someone. However if u av gotten someone u ask for a confirmation mayb thrpugh dreams etc. That can b acheieved easily through fasting n prayer. if done in sincerity.

Other signs is.

u av an inner peace in ur mind wth d person. U bcom happy wth his/her imperfection and able to accept dia shortcomings etc.

Lol. Lemme share my own. Back den as JJC. E get one girl wey i jam one kind one kind na so d girl dey trouble me make we see. i travelled long distant journey all d way to unilag not knowing she stays in bariga. Naso she form busy say make me find ome olace stay say she dey come.

I neva knew it was a strategy. I entered one Mr Biggs eatery still dey call her. Make d owners no come dey feel say mayb i wan come recueve cool breeze for free maso i buy pie wth malt dey sip small small dis girl nor gree show. only for her to show about 45 min later.

she com dey ask wetin i chop me dey form d boy is gud dey tell her make she order for wetin she want naso she dey suggest make we comot go chop sharwarma. d kind eye wey i dey look he b like say make i gun person down.

she lata ordrred for one yeye something wey i no fit remember d name but dem use sliced bread and jam plus other yeye thing do. wth one big hollandia yoghurt. spend closed to 1k dat time. i felt d hollandia was for d two of us.cos d thing big na.
naso she dey sip d matter dey chop. while because im filled i had to sip one small drink. come dey ask quession based on d surprise package of her attitude. I com dey ask questions varing from her family background to academics(cos her action amazed me) indirectly i b dey use style dey use her academic level enter her one kind. she just b like illiterate to me. cos she lacked some kind manners and courtesy of doing things. Someone u dont.know how dubious or crafty could be.

As 30 min reach naso she stand up say night don dey dark.

wetin com amaze me na when she go collect nylon to carry d remaining hollandia go.house. i b like what d Bleep?

This na girl wey dey form big girl. as in extravagant lifestyle.

Some ladies can b glutton sha. infact we nor reach 1 week we siezed to continue wth her. I just send her a nasty text describing all she did dat day and unfriend her from FB.

Im like wat kind of material is this?

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Thats Funny..

Not only in Marriages self. Even in Relationships God shoud always come first in all things..

Cutehector:
lol buh funny enuf, not so pretty looking ladies give birth to pretty children..


Wen I see beautiful girls, and see their mums, i'm like, how come?

Its usually like that because den still young. however give dem some yrs u go see say d end up being worse than dia mum or parents

When next i have a Dog. I shall take note of this

If on a First Date the Lady

1. Orders for expensive drinks and meals.

2. Begins to ask when you will be leaving

3. Eats and even decides to take the rest home.

4. Flashes you to thank you for the date.



Then be rest assured U must be her food supplier anytime she is hungry .

Abeg borrow leg and run for your Dear Life........


Abi na Lie i Type??


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cruzita:
baddoo.but why will the pastor mention that she is a virgin.which pastor does that?

Yes Im here.. It is Very possible.

I dont fancy all those things all i fancy is d...................

Genea:
as in,dem just wan dey enter anywhere o,whether na pothole,loophole,borehole,as far as e get hole,its alriiíight

Are u a Virgin

6fit:
for me too, it a bad experince and i will never try it again....in OP words who ask for others exerience but giv us his onw scrap

??
Wetin u dey talk?

Topman0001:
They can be very proud and rude especially when the dude is much older and works in a distanced place. The one i had did not make me enjoy the relatioship, t'was always frustrating till we both had to let go. They're just too inexperience but i'm very sure all of them cannot be the same. Maybe i picked from the proud ones.

I think i quite agree with u on that cos it seems we had similar experience in my own case i was about far more older than her den she was closer to her mid 20's it was also a distant relationship sort of.

Monalisa185:
lol...hahaha.... my question remains.....'who's gonna pave the way for you?'

Someone shud do that..

Nice one Op. I wish Ppl will chk this out...........

Let me add here that im not talking about sexx issue in dating but i mean interpersonal relationship iss.. and @times Ego, bad attitude..

Dey decieve urself

Alrrit Gentle Guyz n ladies who have dated or been in a relationship with a Virgin either male or female. What lessons av u learnt from it? Good or Bad?

For me it was a badd experience and i will never try it anymore not in this world......

So guyz n ladies share yours..

No bashing please...

N.B This thread is not to hype d Virginity issue. So please lets not take it personal. Virgin or no virgin to me doesnt matter.

Chai. all my Igbo brothers don hijack this thread.
Igbo kwenu!

Could this mean Igbo girls have d highest % of Saggy boobs

Guyz n Mayb Ladies.. This thread is not opened to bash ladies with saggy boobs and so lets keep it matured.

Ariit..

Whats d cause of saggy boobs?

What comes to ur mind or inference do u draw when u see a single lady or babe with saggy boobs?


Some see ladies with saggy boobs as a result of too much kpanshing

some see such lady as someone who's mileage has exceeded its useful life

some see it as a health condition that would av needed medical condition if noticed earlier..




lets keep it coming...........