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My Ppl Kamar is real ooo.. There is this my guy who changes ladies:tall,short,black,fair,thin,fat,chubby,mami water,ugly,fine etc. i rememebr i used to warn him say dis ur penchant for anything under skirt go make u born girls full house ooooo.. that means he will have many suitors parading and whistling round his house but dis guy no hear oooo..

Finally he got married and right now he has 9 daughters no male pikin ..................

A quick loook @ d Op's D.P shows that something is wrong somewhere @ d northside

jerryfunky:
lol y laughing for the past 6hours....

My brother i tire ooo.

osedvgirl:

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hayorzzyzx:
Porn videos

Olodo. despite online definition of the subject matter

Sxx appeal is someone's personal acceptance or physical attractiveness especially for members of the opposite sxx.

So to u guyz what attracts u to a Lady?
For the Lady what attracts u to a guy?

For me Height, light skinned, gentle voice or tone, chubby


Share yours.

Matured Comments please.......

donbenedict:
Its gona be very disasterous if the babe in question is gvn it to another guy while she keeps u in the dark.. God will just punish her

Thats what i thought of bro.

donTbone:
If you get married... Then whats gonna make the
Wedding night special?
As per coping.... its about determination and discipline.
Afterall, you can survive without it!

wilybebsy:
Very easy

Oma307:
To me is the best of no sex

Not when u and the lady have been so close and comfortable being together

For the guyz and ladies who have practised a No Sex relationship, How do u cope??

Me i Cant oooooo.....

Matured comment needed here..

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Big shop wit toilet by seriki aro ikeja #35k

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Na for sale or for rent?

I know deltans are known for dia fashion craze. however this is turning into madness of its highest order..

its delicious.

younghartz:
That's if you made her cum twice during
first round

That means they arnt strong in bed as against assertions ppl have been making about them

dikeigbo2:
Ask Amadioha Ask sango, Ask IFA...


Thank me later

Yeye dey smell..

JOAN11:
your gfs

Sorry ooo. But urs seems suculent. I guess it has Vitamins n minerals?

younghartz:
Lmao
its true tho you will lose money chasing girls bt you won't lose girls while chasing money
food for thought

So u mean calabar bae good well well. Noted.

but I heard dey bcome weak and tend to b like half dead lady when they are been bleeped??

talktonase:
This current genration of calabar babes have tear eye oh! The last one i dated cleared my doubts..even superstory no go like my tori oh![color=#000099][/color]

Oga yarn us d tori now..

JOAN11:
Question for Babalawo

Sorry Anty were can i get that kind of exposed boobs on ur chest

This thread is to educate guyz n ppl from other parts of d world who doesnt have an idea about our Calabar Ladies.


I ve heard all sorts of things about calabar Ladies n Bae such as bedmatic skills, cooking ability,free will giving abilities etc.

Unfortunately if had all sorts of short,tall,fair,slim,fat,chubby,cripple,slowpoke of all sort of tribes but EXCEPT calabar Bae.

So i want to ask for d guyz who have truely dated calabar Bae.

How sweet are they bedmatics,character, loving etc.

what was ur experience with them?

Can they b a wife material?

Matured comments are welcomed.

pls LIARS stay off here cos NL now has Lie detector App.

Laveda:
I am a Dumb mofo

See Ur life with that ugly lips of urs..

I ve got solutions to guyz out there finding reasons to breakup with ur Bae.

If u havnt told her d truth about ur genotype den u are very safe. but if u have, den u can still b safe if u know how to cook up a fake analysis report.

If she is AC, AS,SS u are good to go.

If u are "'AA'' Just tell her ur recent genotype report shows u are AS. or AC as against d one u thought u were and ask if she will b able to cope.

stupidity:
Pvssy nkor?

If she nor gimme pvssy to gonk, she's not taking me serious.

Yeye dey smell..

dachaste:
My dear guys ain't smiling ooh. Dey can do all these#some might be lies though jus to sex u and clean mouth esp wen the gal insisting on no sex relationship

misspicy:
Fact
my male friend has 3 girlfriends and all of them knows everybody in his family and all those this Op listed

MzPecs:
Some people still don't end up together even after this.
Couples that are meant to be will be!

YourMain:
Pfffft

misspicy:
Even with this you can still be a side chick
true talk

Its all about your Attitude in handling issues when they come. If u handle it lackadiasically it might likely crumble

PrimeMinisterr:
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#Chuckles, yeah it's too deep for her to know.
A Man got to do what a Man got to do, you dig?

Its hard though. I av found myself in that situation but since she neva asked i also neva mentioned it however i talked about it as if its a meagre amount and its really small though cos "Human wants are unlimited

PrimeMinisterr:
Am gonna buy all of these you listed out, except bank details. (too deep for her)

hahahaha. Dat got me laughing..

For the Ladies and Gentlemen who might be having doubt about their relationships here are tips to help U out.

You’re (almost) always together: And in case this is not possible, you grab every chance to spend time with each other. You always have things to share, or simply revel in that glorious thing called companionable silence.


This is my boyfriend/girlfriend: When you introduce each other to friends and colleagues as your better half, you know something serious could well be taking form. Not many people go around publicising their “relationships” with sxx friends or losers they’re ashamed to date but date anyway.


unclothedness is not a big deal: Not the unclothedness that’s a natural part of having sxxx… with the lights dimmed, the blankets covering half your body and your eyes not drawn to dimpled cellulite and love handles. When you start nonchalantly changing/showering in front of each other, it’s a big step up.

You value each other’s opinions: When faced with issues regarding your career, family, friends and of course, your relationship, you take important decisions together. You talk about things and then come to a consensus, as opposed to a situation where you decide all by yourself and coolly him or vice-versa.

Families have been met: If this doesn’t spell S-E-R-I-O-U-S, what does? The very fact that you’ve met his folks and that he’s met yours means you’re in it for the whole haul.


You know each other’s financial situation: Have you begun sharing account details and bank statements? It definitely shows a deep commitment to each other.

At home in each other’s homes: His pad could well be a second home for you, and vice-versa. If you’ve gone as far as exchanging keys, you might just be exchanging rings/vows soon.

The future has been discussed: You’ve spoken about moving in together or getting married at a certain point in the future. about holidays you’ll take together, the kind of home you’ll live in, your kids’ names etc.

Wow. What a colourful coronation.

Here is a compilation of facts about ladies i have mingled with. They are so lenthy though but i av tried to summarize it for Guyz to read perharps it culd help in ur relationships.

Here i go:

1. Ladies like guys with sense of humor.

2. Ladies hate guys who always brag about themselves.

3. It’s a rare thing for Ladies to go for flings unlike many guys do.

4. Take a close look at this paradox: Ladies are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting.

5. Too sweet Ladies are usually the naggers.

6. Ladies are very suspicious human beings.

7. A guy needs to understand his Lady mood swings specially when she has her monthly period.

8. Ladies love to chat about anything.

9. Ladies easily get carried away by their emotions.

10. You must tell a lady that you are courting her. Unless you make an obvious proposal, she could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her.



11. The lady who gives you a quick “yes” could either be too impulsive.

12. A lady decision is always changeable.

13. It is really hard to trace why lady are unpredictable.

14. ladies can easily change their mind because of hearsays.

15. Ladies hate guys who gossip.

16. You would know that a Lady likes you if she laughs even at your corniest joke and even pays attention at your nonsense talk.

17. You can hook a Lady by knowing her interests.

18. It is a fact that Ladies, since the birth of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical charms.

19. Ladies hate it when you make them wait.

20. Some Ladies love babies.



21. If you’re truly in love with a lady, you will have a hard time to convince her telling so.

22. Ladies don’t take a full meal especially when they are on a diet. But they love to eat junkfood, sweets or fruits in between meals that can double up a full meal.

23. Beware: a Lady knows how to persuade you that you could do her a favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing it.

24. Ladies are flattered when you make them melt in your eyes, but they would do anything just to show disapproval.

25. Ladies hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like cheap.

26. Ladies hate guys who hurt them physically.

27. A lady is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. He just has to be taller then she is.

28. Ladies who court guys are desperate. It is awkward to see a Lady courting a guy.

29. Ladies usually compete unconsciously among themselves especially when it comes to beauty.

30. Ladies love pampering and being pampered by their boyfriends. So be careful, this can lead her to be possessive.



31. Never spoil a Lady. Someday, if you fail to do a favor for her, she could lay the blame on you after all you did to her.

32. Ladies have changeable moods.

33. Ladies love being serenaded. The spookiest and the corniest thing that you do is for her the most romantic and the most memorable.

34. Ladies like smart guys.

35. Ladies like neat and presentable guys.

36. If you’re thinking that Ladies are very particular with a guy’s looks, then it’s time for you to make a paradigm shift. It’s actually the attitude and the way you treat them that they mostly fall for.

37. Ladies can keep their deepest darkest secrets for a lifetime unlike guys who are very open about themselves.

38. Ladies are the ones who can make a relationship stay longer but they don’t want to have the dominating character over their boyfriend.

39. You should let her cool first before you say sorry, otherwise she won’t accept your apology.

40. Ladies usually go for older guys.



41. Like Eve, a lady is man’s weakness.

42. Ladies are generally pitiful and merciful.

43. Ladies are physically weaker than guys but are emotionally stronger when problems arise.

44. Ladies easily cry. That is why they are rarely violent because they ventilate themselves through crying.

45. Ladies love gentlemen.

46. Ladies like guys who can protect and defend them. You don’t have to be a macho man though.

47. Ladies hate weaklings. It’s enough that their gender has the
weakest physique of all human being.

48. Ladies are constantly demure when guys (especially their crushes) are around but can be wild behind their back.

49. A Lady hates it when her friend squeals about her crushes or secrets.

50. A Lady that has admired a stranger could research even the least and nonsense bits of info about him.



51. If a Lady says “no,” believe her. If a Lady really likes you, she wouldn’t give you a “no.” She’ll give you hanging messages instead.

52. Ladies only play hard-to-get when they think her crush or suitor finds her obvious that she has feelings for him.


53. Ladies have innumerable crushes but her heart belongs only to one guy.


54. Girls are mostly panic-buyers and worriers.

55. Ladies love surprises.

56. It is false humility ladies show when they’re given compliments.

57. Before you court a lady, study her inside out.

58. A Lady prefers to learn about relationships from novels than through experience.

59. A lady can easily forgive you if you are sincere with your apology.

60. Ladies act snob to guys either they like too much or hate too much.



61. A lady will suppress her feelings if she knows that a relationship wouldn’t work.

62. If a guy is too innocent about handling a relationship, a lady would rather dump him.

63. Ladies love being wooed.

64. A lady would flaunt her assets just to hook you.

65. Immature guys are out from ladies list.


66. A lady can make you wait for years in courting her but could eventually give you a “no” in the long run.

67. It is not always because she said “yes” that she likes or love you. She could have just said it for superficial reasons.

68. A lady loves talking all alone with the guy she’s truly in love with especially in romantic and isolated places.

69. Ladies like guys with broad shoulders and breasts.

70. High heels increases a ladies poise on a catwalk.



71. Ladies love guys who can bear with what they feel.

72. Ladies are genetically sensitive.


I hope this helps.....

englishmart:
that was too quick. What if he gets removed?

Nope he cant be removed except @ death because he has already dine with d gods

Mbaise again nawa ooo.. But from what i gathered even Imo indigene fears mbaise sotey one musician sang if u see snake see mbaise kill mbaise first"
I also heard dem appear to get sense as in over smart dey too worry them...