₦airaland Forum

whenever i come in contact with any girl wearing my ex's favourite perfume,there's this voice inside me calling out my ex's name.whenever that happens there's this hot tears rolling down my eyes.so y'all tell me what makes y'all wana remember your ex.

gunners gonna bring chelshitt nightmares to reality.GO GO GUNNERS and GUN 'em all.harvest of goals for GUNNERS. . .watch out for FALCOA season2.

happy anniversary to the state where everybody wants to belong.proudly Akwa-Ibomite,proudly Nigerian!

chelshittt dry gin na real local champions.una dey 4m champions of europe u no fit defend 2 goals.united all the way,haters can have a bath in river niger!

MRBrownJ: take the goat first to the other side, then go back, pick up the lion, then drop the lion and bring the Goat back with you, drop the goat at the starting point and now pick up the yam, bring the yam to the destination and then finally go back to pick up the goat.....et voila!

clapp! clapp!! clapp!!!don't you think he would be exhausted trying to cross twice with the goat?

lade007: Make hin first carry goat now abi?as simple as ABC

nice one there,but that's not the answer.lemme xplain,if he carries the goat first,off course he's either coming back to pick either the yam or lion.if he picks any of these lets say the yam,on his way back to pick the lion the goat would have finished the yam.guy try again.

A man has a lion,a goat and a tuber of yam.now he's faced with the challenge of crossing a river.however,he is supposed to cross the river with one of these items.the question is which of these items should he cross the river with first?.remember if he crosses the river with the lion first the goat will eat the yam and if cross with yam first the lion will eat the goat.where 'em smart hommies at?

who's the dumbest amongst these set of people?the op? the acclaimed woman that gave birth? or is it the pastor?.y'all know even the smartest dumby won't believe a thang like this.

last checked topics like this didn't restore the b.r@est milk i spilled from her milk factory!

all the suspects seem to come from a particular region(name with-held).

oya mek una answer dis qweshion! answer these questions by filling in the gaps with YES/NO. 1- - - - - -,i am stupidddd 2- - - - - -,i agree i'm a g.ay 3- - - ,i'm a gold-digger 4- - - - - -Seun is anti NATIONAL GARRI PRICE ASSOCIATION(NGPA)

oya mek una answer dis qweshion! answer these questions by filling in the gaps with YES/NO. 1- - - - - -,i am stupidddd 2- - - - - -,i agree i'm a g.ay 3- - - - - - ,i'm a gold-digger 4- - - - - -Seun is anti NATIONAL GARRI PRICE ASSOCIATION(NGPA) 5- - - -
https://www.nairaland.com/newtopic?board=15

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Hi... I'm New
I AM WELCOLME IN JESUS NAME........................
[size=18pt]AMEN[/size][/quote][quote author=GARRI (x7)wellcome back NATIONAL PRESIDENT OF GARRI PRICE ASSOCIATION!(GPA)

na hausa and yoruba fight,like sey na GEJ d guy insult so i for don. . .

[quote author=Iyo-aye]you are fool,stupid idiot.[/quote]guy ur mummmu dey 3D version.

where's kellyhandsome?heard he's into wheel-barrow pushing in alaba.

i told a couple of friends yesterday,that naeto c'z a true definition of wack when it comes to rapping and i was branded HATER.that nigggga ain't no rapper,he would do better mixing concrete at a building site or selling recharge cards in aba.

i told a couple of friends yesterday,that NAETO C would be better of mixing concrete @a building site or selling recharge cards in Lagos and i was labelled hater.that dude's a true definition of wack when it comes to rapping.

chelshit fans mek una blame GEJ for persistent increase in price of garrri

chelshit fans mek una blame GEJ for diz!

Odinaka00: If they knack us one, then juz knw dat its definitely gon affect d price of garri in d market......#juxsaying

na you e go affect pass!

blue-black:wondering what this discribes her!

what advantagious advantage do we stand to derive from whatever skeleton that would be exposed from whoever cupboard or closet? just like someone asked 'how would this affect price of beans or garri in the market? when Bankole,Patricia Etteh and now Farouk was exposed what action was taken against them?....mek una let us rest for this cursed country before. . .If i may ask where's FAROUK LAWAN?I'vent heard anything about lately.

i don't blame some you who derive pleasure from insulting mr Abati and the president,but i blame Seun for not having 'LITERACY FILTER' on this forum.some you are so sttupidd that you don't even know what you.maybe the president should go around,spoon feeding every Nigerian before some of you eeediots will know he is really the messiah we prayed for.

i forsee another impossible goal from Cisse just like what i saw last season!!

yap!kidnapping,fruading,looting,armed robbery,yahoo yahoo(igbo tins sha)!!!

chelshit fans how market?

who's diz grl? the last girl i saw bearing that name was a lovepeddler i patronized and she told me she was a Ghananian.she dey vex bcus i no gree give am her pant.abeg tell am mek she come pick am,cus mosquito don full my house.

often times i hear people say that every successful man is a great man,that's being successful in this context,i mean a man who has acquired much money for himself.but i see a great man beyond that.now my question is,how would you define a great man? is it by his mental prowess? millitary genius? or is it by his physical strength?