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rather consider it too clingy for gurl to come btwn me n Man U.if such
an as-hole comes my way,i swear 2 gee i'll break her nose.

Laila Ikeji: jealousyyyyyy

before i press that your small yansh.oya tell me who dey jealous who?

;u go kill person wiv lafffff

blink182: This woman does not know her left from right.

how do you mean?

she can self-service herself for all i care.no pu**y formed against me and Man U shall prosper!!!!

i will be enjoying myself watching the match while some chelshit fans will be having heart-attack.hehehehe

oberten-malaria
drogba-native doctor
torres-50ml waste

''dear Lord as we down here struggling for as long as we know searching for a paradise to touch.
dreams are dreams and reality seems to be the best place to go. . .
there ain't no glory in pain
a soldier's story in vain.cann't nobody live this life for us?''(still i arise)
i love you pac,i love your songs and i love your philosophies.
even in the darkest nights you're my nigga life.
r.i.p in peace thug nigga!!!!we in westside we miss ya!!!!

opportunity gravitates towards you because of your appearance.if you're well composed and matured in your approach i don't think you'll be ignored by any girl you approach.

mine's . . .
orland pirates vs man city
english fa vs uefa
barcelona vs penalties
boko haram vs chelsea
nani vs petr cech
add yours....

4 goals for CR7

KINGwax: For once lemme be good. Sweetheart, success can never be determined by your level of education, though is plays a role too. You're not sacred of when he's ready to marry but when he's financially gonna be ready since as it's going, u thought dt being academically ahead, you'll get there first. But it doesn't alwys work out like that. My uncle got chattered through the help and support of his wife that was financially ahead of him. Now, since 15yrs ago since he's became a chattered accountant, he takes care of the whole family. My friend david read marine technology for ND but was unable to further due to the costssf not available here but abroad. He took to teaching while he saves from his stipends to do another course. Along the way, after yrs of gathering almost 300k for a sandwish programme in OOU, he met a girl he once dated yrs back. The girl is already working and ready to marry. Like play, they got married, the girl not minding his status, when d girl got pregnant, she dropped a suprise for david wit a secured visa in the states. The girl's father is well connected. Now, david has been in the states and will be through this yr.
Sweetheart, u either be an obstacle for your spouse, or a blessing. Pls choose

@op make something outta this comment.

dazzle37: @ poster

stop confusing Akwa Ibom and Cross River there is a difference

if you say Akwa Ibom, you are referring to an Ibibio girl

and its quit different from Cross River which is Calabar.

pls stop misleading and stop stereotyping.

but they have almost everything in common!!!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]If you havent produce a president,you are marginalized.[/quote]in the 19th century only fools made this kind of comments,but i'm surprised that in 21st century someone's still making such comment.
we're all marginalised whether our region produced/produces a president.what development have the north recorded inspite of the fact they've ruled the country more than any other region?it is high time we dropped this sh*t called region and look forward to producing a visionary leader no matter where he/she comes from.

survival of the fittest. . .if you can't survive in this part of the world then you can't survive nowhere.
they keep telling us boko haram will meet their waterloo,but we're the ones kissing our early graves.
i miss my two buddies,when i asked about them they told me they've relocated to the cementery.RIP brovs!!!!

before i make any comment,i would love someone to define the term ''civilisation''

i was told never to look @mirror @night.they never told the consequence of doing that.
my granny told me never to whistle @night that i'll invite evil spirits
my momma told me to keep a distance from 9ja girls that they're bloody gold-diggers.

[quote author=Latrice699@gmail.com]He's gonna lose never know when the meal ticket with be taken away....Then how will he survivive? That's the problem Nigerian men don't understand when white women are interstead in them. Their rejected by the white man most of the time. And they can NEVER go back to a white man if they mess up and have the black child. The only other reason they mess with them is becuz its a myth about the sex being sooo gud, but even then they just do it until, it dont suit them anynmore. Few exceptions is that they fall in love, and really want him for him.So casically ur friend a bought prostitute....[/quote]you seem not to have much clues about Nigerian men.i'd love to school you,but i don't know how ready you are.

i gree with some foools here.to me GEJ's too important to be on the same list with Obama.
God punish devil,if una papa get chance reach where Gej dey,wetin dem go fit do?

@op how would you feel if your husband decides to do this?

omininancy: Hello, i am interested in you.
My name is miss Nancy, I am Looking to meet someone who is serious about developing a good

relationship, and l saw your profile today at www.nairaland.com and after

going through it many times then l made up my mind to contact you as my friend. so l want
you to write back to me through my E-MAIL ADDRASS { nancylovenp@live.com } so that l will

give you my "PHOTOs" and for you to know who l am. l hope to see your mail in my inbox ok.
Thank's from,
miss Nancy Omi
{ nancylovenp@live.com }

we've heard you

[quote author=Latrice699@gmail.com]He's a bad bum, he better not have any problems gettin it up, or out the door he go, and she'll snatch up another one quickly, CHANGE U OUT LIKE HER PANTIES...[/quote][quote author=Latrice699@gmail.com]He's a bad bum, he better not have any problems gettin it up, or out the door he go, and she'll snatch up another one quickly, CHANGE U OUT LIKE HER PANTIES...[/quote]then who's gonna loss?he or she?

i wonder who's more confused.is it the poster or the post?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima](Picturing Mr. Chima's drunk) Can't picture it! [/quote]you mean he's never smashed your lil arse before when he comes home drunk?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Aww. Did you asked her to come back? You should have gotten on your knees and begged her!![/quote][quote author=Mrs.Chima]you know i wouldn't descend so low,sh was so uncomfortabl.picture yourself being with mr chima when's so drunk on those white substance. . .

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Those "hungry African men" are your brothers and they are only doing what you did to make it. [/quote]so sad she didn't stay long.

kemmeye: immediately after sex. Its kinda weird

bros you dey vex o. . .