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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:01pm On Jun 15, 2018
Uniquejames:
the suspense don dea too much o...

though my name dea miss for the attendance but I no bother sha, my own na make update dea come when needed
Calm down, or you need chilled purewarra
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:00pm On Jun 15, 2018
harjibolar10:
Weldone bross

Why do I have the feelings that GoLion would, at the long run be a fan of Baddoo... My 2cents


And, awa days yaff really gone in Literature section, when like 100monikers were up there, and almost none of it I recall having seen before...


Boss, you have a wonderful piece here.


Gracias


Welcome and plenty thanks

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:58pm On Jun 15, 2018
genius43:


Present Sir, I have always been following this story. Please keep up the good work.
Thanks
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:58pm On Jun 15, 2018
TemmyT123:
Nice update.. cool
Thanks boss
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:57pm On Jun 15, 2018
Damibiz:
Badoo y na, Damibiz no dey that Attendance na
Abeg boss, no vex.
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:56pm On Jun 15, 2018
HazardMan:
Cool Update,
Thanks for the mention
Welcome
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:29am On Jun 13, 2018
Borrowed attendance... Update haff cum... Thanks

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Literature / Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by badohemmy(m): 8:27am On Jun 13, 2018
Weldon
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:22am On Jun 13, 2018
Chapter 41

FriEnemy

Ken and Badoh met earlier than most school friends. They met when they came to the school to buy Post-UTME form. They exchanged cellphone numbers as they both kept themselves informed on the latest news as they waited impatiently for admission. Even when they returned for the entrance exam they hanged out a couple of times and dreamt of the idea that they could be roommates, until Badoh decided out of the blue that he loved his privacy. That, however did not extinguish their springing friendship. They looked for accommodation together, although Ken could not afford to pay for it alone, that was why he pasted an advert inside campus with the inscription: ROOMMATE NEEDED, CALL...
Some days after matriculation, Efe called Ken and the rest as is often said is his story (history).
It's been a few days since Efe blew whistle on his roommate. Surprisingly, Badoh did not approach Ken as he expected, Efe became even more agitated with time. Living with Ken in the same room became a daunting task as he chose to spend most of his time in Badoh's place. At some point it began to draw Ken's suspicion until Badoh spoke to Efe about it. He was able to convince him to be his undercover cop as he chose the long game.
Badoh and Ken still rolled together, but it was mostly in company of Efe. He starting probing more about Ken. He knew now where he lived in Ibusa town, Umuehea precisely which was 12 kilometers from the State Capital, Asaba. He would sometimes ask Ken the same question repeatedly in different ways or pattern. He would note it whenever he discovered a lie. The biggest lie was when Ken said he was Jew. Badoh had doubts at first but convinced himself he had no reason to disbelief.
However, recent findings and related events - eg Mezie - seems to have opened his eyes. For someone grounded in the streets, he seemed to have let his guard down transiently. As he sat in his room looking at his book but indefinitely unable to achieve a camera's focus, he heard a knock as the carpenter came in to inform him that the caretaker needed his presence.
Badoh packed up his book and his thoughts too as he locked up his room door. He went down through the back staircase and approached Baroni. Baroni was sitting on a bench alongside the carpenter. He shook hands with him and perched on the bench.
"Boss, hope no gbege?" He asked Baroni.
"No gbege." Baroni replied. He dropped the MJ with him in a flat stainless steel plate and brought out money from his pocket, he handed it over to Badoh and told him to count it. Badoh did and it was N10,000 only. Badoh looked up at Baroni when he was done. His eyes had questions. Questions like what's the money for? Of course Badoh wouldn't mind if it was a part refund of his rent for probably being a good tenant or the tenant of the year, but he was sure that was never going to happen. So what could the money be for? His thoughts and questions showed in his face.
Baroni saw he had a million questions and answered them. "Na money wey that bornfool bring as he fine for fighting. Now the question na wetin we go take the 10k do?" Baroni finished with a question of his own.
"Well, na you be caretaker, so you decide," Badoh said handing the money back to him but he left his hand hanging.
"Money dey hot you for hand? Hold am. I know say you settle with the idiot people, so minus am from there, then talk how we go scatter the remaining balance, no time." Baroni preached.
"But he no matter bros," Badoh said trying to return the money again, but Baroni would have none of that. When Badoh knew that he would not get away with dropping the money, he sought out a solution that would benefit everyone. Baroni had informed him that all previous fines in the lodge were directed straight to his pocket with no questions asked from anybody, but this was different, Badoh worked for it and deserved a cut according to him, if for nothing, but for the fact that he helped him carve out loyalty from the impulsive Mezie.
Badoh thought with the money in his hand for awhile, before reaching a conclusion.
"Let's use the money to throw a party or get-together before exams start," he declared.
"Party? Money no reach na. Na only DJ and fuel e go buy before the purchase power naked," the carpenter chipped in totally not in support.
Baroni meanwhile kept mum. He observed both as they engaged in a debate.
"This money go reach. No be big party. Na inside lodge e go go down. We no need DJ, people wey get home theatre go bring am out. N500 fuel go power us for 6 hours minimum. Na drinks naim we need with this money, then individuals go support too as the gbedu dey boom." Badoh explained.
"But no forget say party dey prohibited for this lodge." The carpenter protested again, although this time weakly as he begins to succumb to his debater's greater intellect.
"Before you consider the law first consider say exam dey run come. Many lodgemates no know themselves because of self containment. This na chance to socialize. Besides, the only law I know for this lodge na Baba Baroni. Anything he talk naim be law." Badoh said looking up to Baroni. With his last sentence he placed the ball on his court.
Baroni, took his weed, took a long drag from it as the smoke filled the outside. The strong nauseating smell could be perceived from 1 kilometer away. He inhaled deeply before puffing the used smoke out.
"You dey correct, bad guy. You wan enter my head, but no be lie you talk because na me be law for this lodge. So we go hold party." Baroni said.
As Badoh heard this, smile erupted from his face stretching from his mouth to his ears.
"Thank you bros," Badoh said.
"But, if any complain, wahala or gbege come out, know say na the last party wey go happen for this lodge be that," Baroni warned.
Their short-lived caucus meeting ended as Badoh was left with the responsibility of making a party happen by the next day. He quickly climbed up to Ken's room to inform them about the party, but he met only Efe. Before he could express his excitement, Efe ambushed him with a new information.
"I know who Ken was talking to. His name is GoLion," he said. "They are meeting today, that's why he left the house." Efe continued in a whisper.
"GoLion? GoLion!!!" Badoh repeated twice. Now why does that name sound awfully familiar? He wondered.

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Literature / Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by badohemmy(m): 8:37am On Jun 12, 2018
Good job man. Interesting

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 9:12pm On Jun 11, 2018
Cover

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 9:03pm On Jun 11, 2018
Cover for book 3 out. Starts soon...

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Literature / Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by badohemmy(m): 1:46pm On Jun 10, 2018
Good job boss

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Literature / Re: Volunteers And Committee Needed In Literature Section by badohemmy(m): 12:40am On Jun 10, 2018
If there's still space, count me join.
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:30pm On Jun 08, 2018
FortunateB:


Thanks for the story, we appreciate your efforts big time, have observed that you consider your readers very well. KUDOs you rock.

My best character is Badoh, i liked the way he acted cool during the whole situation with Mezie, despite having someone like the Caretaker that would have handled the situation differently, he decided to handle it on his own.

I loved his character big time.

Thumbs up as we wait for season 3.


Thanks boss for your kind words. If nobody reads then writing becomes useless. I'm nothing without you guys. Thanks again.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:28pm On Jun 08, 2018
Halyma:
Thumbs up guy. patiently waiting

Thanks bae
Literature / Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by badohemmy(m): 9:01am On Jun 08, 2018
Good job so far man

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:51am On Jun 08, 2018
Uniquejames:
badoh thanks for the update and also the 'assurance' u gave that the story won't be abandoned. God will make that a reality!

#say_something. truth is ion have anything to say, I am good with al that is happening so far from suspense to explicit sensual content to make-believe theme...

thumbs up bro!!


Thanks my brova
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:50pm On Jun 07, 2018
Thanks Famz.

Insight

The story is set in mainly Asaba metro. It commenced in 2007 when the major character was in year one (Delta State University (Anwai campus), this means that older versions of gadgets will be consistently used. If you remember, Mercedes Benz 190, Slow Whine by R.Kelly, Sagem My-X5 (Phone) and all types of older gadgets have been used. I'm trying to clarify this so readers would have a better understanding of the story.

I want to decimate all fears that this book will be abandoned (it's not our portion, IJN).

Finally, while it's great to assume that I am the character (biography or diary), I would prefer to say that this book is fiction. I have never had problems with cult boys and hope not to forever. Going forward I will reduce the emphasis on related events. Once again I wish to reiterate that this book is fiction (imagination), so enjoy it as it is dished. I assure you that it's a long ride, bumpy and memorable ride. Just be patient enough to stick around, I will really appreciate it. The continuation will start soonest (as I juggle real life with writing). Stay blessed Famz.

In the meantime you can tell me what you think so far, what characters do you like? Maybe we can feature them more. Please just tell me something, you just might improve the quality of the story. Thanks

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 12:13am On Jun 05, 2018
Ann2012:
Nice one @badohemmy

Thanks Ann2012.
Stay blessed!
Literature / Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by badohemmy(m): 3:54pm On Jun 04, 2018
collinometricx:

I respect your point of view, and I have been following your story, but bringing poverty into it, is no for me, people complained not because they don't have money to buy it, but the way she presented it (laptop got bad, phone got bad)but is gonna be on OKada books, broski who buys that bullshit of lies?

Hope you won't direct us to okadabooks to read the part 2 of your story?


I used poverty for firstly myself and others who shy away from saying they can't afford it. Having money is not the problem, but personally, I don't have any monies budgeted for buying stories esp in this Buhari regime (even if it was written by Achebe). Instead I will write and read my own story. People may take what I said as an insult, but It was my own way of saying move on if you can't afford it. No need insulting someone who gave us joy thru her story (even if it's inconclusive).

As for my story, I don't sell, so don't expect any redirection to Okada books.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 4:01pm On Jun 03, 2018
Chapter 40 (b)

At Last

As he struggled to squeeze out the CD from where he slotted it, Lydia turned him over and climbed on his erect Pennis, he tried to protest but as soon as her pussycat walls swallowed his d1ck, all he could let out were Hmmm moans. He soon began to doubt if protesting was necessary, Lydia didn't look like the kind of babe who would have STD. In the pregnancy aspect, she wouldn't allow skin to skin if she was ovulating.
Badoh gave himself every conceivable reason not to worry as she rode him gently, but that godly part of him had to do something, or say something.
"I have condom," he said weakly, the strength behind his protest was fleeting. His hands were feeling quite comfortable on top of Lydia's elaborate hips thereby betraying his jaded voice as she increased the speed of her bouncing. She noticed his worry and shut him up with a wet kiss which kind of triggered something in them simultaneously.
As they moaned in between kisses, Badoh's hands switched from her hips to her back. He squeezed her closer to himself sending gigabytes of sensation to their brains. Her soft breast merged with his formed chest as hot sweat creamed them. In between kisses the moaning sounds became louder. As she sprang up and down Badoh would meet her halfway with his own rhythmical movement.
He bleeped her fast from underneath while she returned the favour from above. It was intense with loud breathing and moaning, skin flapping and clapping. Lydia bites his lips groaning as she climaxed. Badoh suited up soon after as she collapsed on him. Badoh has his DNA writing pen in her wet notepad as they both breathed in satisfaction.
Badoh's Pennis shrunk as he pulled out of her padded Honeywell. Then he suddenly realises that he was bitten.
"You bit me!" He announced like he just discovered a new planet.
"When I was biting you why didn't you complain? I guess you enjoyed it then right? Haha, take it as love bite." She teased him laughing. She rolled over and stood up for the bathroom.
Badoh fed his eyes as he enjoyed her view. She was the curviest girl he had seen. Everything she always hid inside her clothes laid bare for his eyes to feast on. He watched her pick up her short and entered the bathroom. As soon as she was out of sight Badoh punched the air in appreciation to himself. His mind was aligned with the proverbial lizard who would praise himself when it falls from a tree.
His mind swerved to Mezie, what he has been through and how long it took him to get here. He was definitely the loser in this situation, Badoh thought. Although he was sure that Lydia was the real winner and she knew it. He lay there when she came out from the bathroom clothed to the waist. She had no clothing from her head to her waist exposing her small orange sized b00bs.
Badoh admired her shape, even the silky three quarters sports tug she was wearing could not hide her waistline. Infact he believed nothing could hide her curves, she was that gifted. As he thought about it, he began to have another erection.
"I have to go back to my room." She said as she picked up her bra and top spread over the room. Her voice interrupted his thinking. He quickly rushed out from the bed protesting against her leaving. He was sure that they were just getting started and Oboy was he right?
Although Lydia did not accept to sleep in his room at first, but Badoh's persistence left her with no choice. He took his curtain in and locked the door. He convinced her with a kiss to the neck. Slowly she began to reciprocate and in no time they were on the bed again moaning in ecstasy. They bleeped until 2.30am that morning with the most memorable the doggy style. Her hips as broad as broad daylight filled his loins as he rammed her from the back. Missionary was the last style they tried before sleeping off drunk with passion.
By the time Badoh woke up around 11.00am, he looked around but could not find Lydia, he knew she must have left after he checked the time on his cellphone. He wore his clothes and arranged his room a bit. He then opened the door to allow fresh air in. Hunger bit him hard, he knew he had to put food in his tummy before he became late. As he struggled with thinking about what to eat, he heard a knock.
"Enter if you whor whor," he said knowing who it was.
"Na your uncle naim whor whor," the reply came from Efe, he was the first to enter the room followed closely by Ken. They greeted calling Badoh names and mimicking the noise and sounds from yesternight. Badoh brushed off their hailings preferring to talk about something else.
"I don't kiss and tell," he insisted. But that only further confirmed there position. "Bad guy," they called him. As they spoke in the room joking, Ken's phone rang, he looked like he was not going to pick the call but eventually excused himself from the guys. He took the call outside. When he was considerably out of hearken, the smile in Efe's face disappeared. He tapped Badoh and said:
"I don't trust Ken anymore, I'm suspecting that he knows something about what happened to you."
"Guy how far. Ken na your roomie, and na my guy. Wetin dey xup?" Badoh said not too perturbed.
Efe tried to explain most of his observation since recently. He told him about how ken has been answering secret calls recently and how he walked in on one of the calls where he heard Badoh's name. A fearful Efe did not leave out the part where Ken disappeared from the lodge 10 seconds before Aspira and others descended on himself and 3 other lodgemates. He ended his investigative report and changed the subject when Ken returned to the room.
Badoh joked with his friends that day but his mind could not shake off the idea that all is not right. He could recall reading the book COUNTLESS from a popular author on nairaland - TheBlessedMan - about how his friend Jide had stabbed him repeatedly on the back. He also saw a picture of first class betrayal from Black to his best friend Basket Balewa, in BLACK MARIA, as written by LarrySun. Could this be happening to him? He thought.
Efe had no reason to lie about Kennedy, however Efe is known to be quite fearful and could read wrong vibes into the most harmless issues. That not withstanding, Badoh definitely wasn't taking this accusation with a pinch of salt.


End of The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh - Book 2 - Thanks for following.

Expect the Book 3 soon.

Happy New Month, Happy New Week Famz, I wish you the best. Ciao!

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:42am On Jun 02, 2018
zpetstunner:
bro


we are waiting abeg

I'm still cumming bros. Patience
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:40am On Jun 02, 2018
adontcare:
Thanks for d dedication. Nice job.


Thanks dear.
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:40am On Jun 02, 2018
adontcare:
Thanks for d dedication. Nice job.

Thanks dear.
Literature / Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by badohemmy(m): 7:13pm On May 31, 2018
Stop the overreaction. If u don't like money it's your business. Crucifying her is not the way to go. It's her talent, it's her novel, it's her book. Those who have money they don't have use for should buy, those who can't spare the money should move on. We don't have to show off our poverty in public.


Yes offence.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:06pm On May 31, 2018
mistarsam:

Nice story. More blessings.


Amen! Thanks

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:04am On May 31, 2018
Uniquejames:
Thanks for the timely update badoo, please keep it up
Thank you
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:17am On May 30, 2018
Chapter 40

Winner (Winners & Losers)

A winner is somebody who has defeated an adversary or someone who is a conqueror. Usually there's a feeling one gets when the outcome of an event favours him (or her) and Badoh was sure that Mezie did not feel that way, he was the loser, he lost their fight one on one, he also lost the girl (Lydia). Or at least he was sure he was going to lose her tonight considering the score was currently 4-3 in his favour and things were beginning to look good. Mezie's loss is his gain after all.
"Check up!" Badoh said for the fifth time smiling devilishly.
"Ah! No no no." A disappointed Lydia screamed.
"Yes girl. Drink up." Badoh insisted pointing at the glass.
"I'm tired. Come on," Lydia pleaded but Badoh was adamant. He insisted on her drinking her portion of the red wine.
"It's the rule. Drink jor. Okay you drink half I'll also take half in solidarity." He winked at her.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" She asked as she collected the glass of wine and took a sip.
"Of course. Isn't it obvious?" He asked sinisterly - smiling - as he watched her finish the drink. He did not know if admitting to her that he was trying to get her drunk was a good move, but he liked the way she looked away sometimes when their eyes met. He collected the glass and drank the half glass he promised.
"I don't take alcohol. This is a mistake." She said turning away. She did not like where the whole game was heading so she had to switch to her stone face. The kind of face that scared guys.
"Why the serious face? I just survived a near death experience, we're supposed to be celebrating. Or you would have preferred I'm in a hospital bed?" Badoh asked accusingly. He could see that having won the battle, he was losing the war.
"Stop it. What do you mean?" She asked with the atmosphere tensed.
"You're killing the fun. Can't you see?" Badoh fired back.
"Just that..." Lydia started, then she hesitated before continuing, "I'm not a good girl when I drink. And I am probably one glass away from disgracing my family," she said with a better countenance this time so Badoh smiled at her silly joke. This made her to smile too.
Seeing that her fierce physiognomy had totally disappeared, he moved the drink and cup aside and stretched out his hand to her. At first she seemed confused and didn't understand what the hand was for but she took the hand nonetheless. Badoh pulled her up and urged her to dance with him. Not thinking she obliged. With Badoh's hands on her waist, she put hers on his neck as they moved about to an imaginary music.
Badoh leaned forward then touched her lips with his finger, her mouth parted as her eyes closed. He held her in a hug as they moved slowly. He placed his face in her neck placing a delicate kiss on it. This made her pull him closer like she was trying to make two become one. Her response gossiped her secret to him, so he repeatedly kissed her neck switching at interval.
Suddenly Lydia changed, her actions could best be described as violent. She caught his lips with hers before he could evade and kissed him ferociously. He responded likewise as they chewed out at each other. She pushed him to the wall slamming his back on it, this made the back of his head to hit the wall as their teeth clashed. Lydia pulled away. Not because of pain, no, infact it was Badoh who knew pain although very briefly.
Lydia removed her orange coloured Hackett polo revealing her black bra. Badoh could not think properly, he could only see what's in front of him and that was the pretty transgendered undressing in front of him. She grabbed him by his collar and started undressing him. His brain seemed to have freezed else he was supposed to UnCloth himself simultaneously.
Leaving only his boxers on Lydia started kissing him again, this suddenly rebooted his brain as he reacted likewise. Lydia kissed him with rage but Badoh somehow managed to redirect her to the bed as he lied on her. He unhooked the bra and placed a kiss on the breast to tell them welcome to the free world. He avoided the nipples but kissed all around it intentionally making her wait. He moved back to her neck and kissed it. He then went back to the breast and placed his wet lips on the nipples. He sucked one and used one of his hands on the other.
Lydia sprawled in all directions on the bed, she threw caution out of the room and ungracefully moaned loudly. As Badoh sucked her b00bs, she dipped a finger into her Honeywell and finger bleeped herself. After a while, Badoh pulled away from her b00bs and placed his lips on her ears, he kissed it and occasionally slipped his tongue into her ears. Lydia stretched and grind her hips on the bed, her loud moans could be heard outside, esp because the door was open and only the curtain gave them the slightest of privacy.
Badoh tried stretching his hand to get condom from under the bed but Lydia had other plans.

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Literature / Re: God Knows Tomorrow "Olorunmola" by badohemmy(m): 7:54am On May 25, 2018
Thanks for your great work.
It ends at last. Keep up the good work.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 9:36pm On May 24, 2018
This is exclusively dedicated to adontcare. Stay blessed ma'am.




Chapter 39

The End Of The Beginning

When she got the text message, she didn't know what to think. It's over is a phrase used to end relationships, however, she was sure she didn't have such relationship with Badoh, talk more of it being over. Yes they kissed and made out the other night but she was sure they were simply scared of what is to come, Mezie and all.
Lydia drove her Legxus into the room, she moved quietly to the bed and sat down. Badoh meanwhile sat on the floor while his head lay on a part of the foam.
"Oh my God! What happened to you?" She asked him moving closer.
"It's over dear, it's all over," he said smiling. She noticed he was tipsy as the smell of alcohol oozed from his mouth. She joined him on the floor touching his face. "You are hurt, why have you been drinking?" Chinwe asked him as cloud of tears gathered in her eyes.
"I'm not hurt, it's just a scratch. Besides I was celebrating not drinking," he said.
She just did not comprehend him. Even with a broken face, a swollen cheek that looked like his mouth was an housing estate for Tom Tom and a wasted body he still thinks he was okay and worth celebrating. She stood up and walked to the area of the self contain that served as kitchen, she filled the kettle with water and lit up the gas, after which she relaxed the kettle on the burning flame. .
"I'll prepare Tropic Corn Flakes, tomorrow you can decide on what you want to eat," she finally said. Badoh just watched her move around his room without saying nada. He chose to enjoy her movement especially the way her hips swinged from left to right whenever she walked past him to get something. His Pennis stiffed when she bent down to get the corn flakes leaving her oversized bootie almost in his face.
"Damn! This girl is gifted!" He thought to himself.
He watched her as she prepared the flakes with warm water while still leaving the kettle on fire. She sat with him and began to spoon feed him.
"You should know that I am perfectly fine, fine enough to put food in my own mouth." He said with his mouth half full.
She smiled and said; "let me".
"Tell me, did Mezie do this to you? Is that what you mean by its over?" She asked him while still feeding him.
"He did not do this, his friends did..." He did not finish his statement when the floodgates of of her stormy tears was let loose. She cried on about how it was her fault, she said she did not want any more trouble and if it was possible she would avoid Mezie for the rest of her life.
An amazed Badoh allowed her pour her heart out. He liked being in control and has more interest in her expressly because he believes he has paid his dues, much more than he actually bargained for.
"Lydia, this was the only way, I hurt Mezie not just physically but his pride also. If I did not give him back some semblance of dignity he would continue to be a sworn enemy, not just to me but also to you. But now it's over. He wouldn't bother you or me. It's over for real. So please, please bring back our smiling face," he rounded up his mini speech smiling.
"Okay," she said smiling too. She had no choice but to smile. His smile was infectious chiefly because he rarely smiles.
He told her everything that happened when he met with Mezie and the leadership of his group (not really everything though) and how he ended up paying for two crates of beer to be free. When they finished with the food, she mixed the water she boiled for him to bath while she cleaned up.
Badoh came out from the bathroom refreshed, he was surprised to meet Lydia standing with a bowl of water and a white napkin. She urged him to lie down on the floor facing downward and he complied after assurances from her that it was not the kind of hot water used on chickens. Lydia would dip the napkin in water, squeeze it and press his body gently. She nursed him and he moaned in pain. His body ached, but he also enjoyed the way she massaged him with the napkin and her hands.


As time dug into the day, Badoh opened up the last drink left - Don Simon - and poured into a glass. He tried vainly to convince her to join him, but no matter what he said, it just didn't work. He was forced to ignore her. He sipped his drink quietly leaving her bored, as she scanned the room she uncovered his WHOT (a card game) from beside the television. She smiled as she beckoned him to play with her but he turned down her offer. She pleaded severally before he agreed to play, but on the condition that the loser of each game would drink an half glass of the red wine. She had a solid defense but Badoh was determined to shake it.




Chapter 40

Winner (Winners & Losers)

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