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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:12am On Dec 30, 2017
By the next morning Badoh had loaded the Benz 190 with his luggage. He dressed up in a blue pant with a Paul Smith shoe, he also wore a white Sean Jo polo. His main target was Viv who must be waiting for him by now. He was already five minutes behind their scheduled time. He drove off in a hurry hoping to catch up, forcing his dad to ask his mum, "are you sure that giving this boy your car is the right decision?" "Am I sure about anything when it comes to Nnambundoh?" She asked back.
Badoh picked Viv at the agreed location, he apologized to her for being 15 minutes late but she was more preoccupied with the car he came with. He explained that he needed the car to move his plenty baggage and not necessarily to impress her like she had suggested.
When they arrived at Delta State University, Anwai Campus, Badoh drove to his school hostel which was directly opposite the Ibori golf club, along Ugbolu road, Asaba. The red building was one of the best accommodation available in the school and only those who could really afford it lived there. Leaving his luggage in the car, Badoh along with Viv walked to Kennedy's room and knocked, his roommate opened the door and welcomed Badoh warmly.
"I told Ken I was returning today, I hope that Waka dukpe drop my key with you?" He asked Ken's Roomie Efe but he was more focused on the pretty lady who stood a distant away from the door. Badoh was forced to draw his attention by waving his fingers in his face. "Bro no vex, na you carry this tomato jos come?" He asked Badoh.
"How that one take answer my question?" Badoh shot back.
"Okay, if na Ken you dey find, check your room, e be like say he dey use your textbook solve maths." He said to Badoh dismissing him. As they are about to leave, Ken's Roomie continued, "Badoh, make you leave your sis here so that sun no go beat her," he urged but Badoh ignored his funny antics and went to his room door while Efe watched her backside satisfactorily. On getting to the door, he started hearing noises from the room like someone was ransacking it. On placing his ears on the door, he heard voices and pulled back telling Viv; "Someone is in my room."

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Literature / Re: Hereafter (A Journey To The Otherside) By Alexander Busybrain by badohemmy(m): 8:09am On Dec 30, 2017
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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:56am On Dec 30, 2017
This Chapter is dedicated to the Mods who ensured this piece made it's first front page on NL. Also to Dollipsejay and Amsmart. Thanks people.

Happy Watch Night Eve (30th).


CHAPTER 18.


"Nnabundoh I need to talk to you," she said, his mum's voice caught him off guard but of course, who else could it have been, the time is past 10pm he thought. "Come inside ma." He said sitting up. His mum came in and sat down beside him. Most people say he got his looks from his mum.
"Nnam," she started. "As you go back to school tomorrow,..." And she began to advice Badoh urging him to avoid bad friends and most importantly, he should "avoid the daughters of Jezebel who will always try to tempt" him. As she gave her 15 minutes sermon on his DOs and DON'Ts at school, Badoh sat quietly, pretending that he was listening. When she finished, she squeezed N10,000 into his hand.
"Manage this for now, before the week run out I'll send Ugo to pay some money into your account." She said.
"Thanks mum," he said.
"I hope your dad have giving you money? Because he's still not back from his escapades." She said.
"Yes, he gave me money already. Mommy, I need a favour please." Badoh pleaded assuredly.
"Oh yes dear, what is it?" She queried.
"Can I go with your (Mercedes Benz) 190? You can send uncle Ugo to come take it back in two days." Badoh said.
Why should I let you use my car? Are you going to school to do big boy or to study?" She said in their local dialect.
"Mommy look at my luggage? It's much. Plus the half bag of rice. Yams. I only wanto transport them with your car, not do big boy. Besides it's not far." He murmured squeezing his face and forming vexing.
His mum cuddled him, telling him "okay", he knew she would fall for it, it was exactly what she had said about him acting the big boy in school, that's what he needed the car for. If only she knew.
"I'll let you use it. I'll send Ugo to come take it first thing the next morning. When you get to school, look for a good spot in your hostel and park it there, don't drive around, do you understand me Nnam?" She asked in a voice that seemed more like warning than asking.
"Yes ma," he excited in a low voice.
"Tomorrow, you can have the key, and small fuel money." She said and stood up to leave. "Sleep well Nnam," she continued.
"Thanks mom, Kàchífó, " he replied her as she left the room. He quickly put the money in his bag, his transport money was in his wallet already, plus extra fuel money which he was sure he wasn't going to buy, he thought rhetorically, how far was Anwai?
Badoh thought about Viv and smiled, another journey page was about to be opened in his life. Before he knew it, he had travelled to dreamland.

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Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2017
SCENE TWENTY FOUR
DAY.
EXT.
XTERS: Edozie, Monica.

(Atinga's father was sitting in front of his house whistling and singing. He complained about being bored when Monica came knocking.)
Monica: Nnanyi good evening sir.
Edozie: Hmmm. (Licks his lips as he observed the young curvy girl lustfully.) Asa good evening. How are you?
Monica: I'm fine sir.
Edozie: Are you sure you are fine? You don't look fine. What brings you to my house?
Monica: Nnanyi I'm here to see Atinga.
Edozie: He's not home. Is there a problem? I can help. Just talk to me.
Monica: Atinga and I have been together for a long time. Even before the gods chose him to become the next big man. But since then many girls have been distracting him. He already promised that he will marry me. Nnanyi I don't want to lose him. (She said and began to sob in a low voice).
Edozie: Chai! Asa. Come come, come sit on my leg. Ogom' [my In-law]. (She sits on his lap while he places his hands on her backside robbing it gently). You are my inlaw. I promise you that you won't lose him. As long as I am happy with you, I will reject any girl he brings home.
Monica: I will do anything to get my love back.
Edozie: You are too beautiful for anyone to turn down. Chai! (He begins to caress her.)
Monica: No Nnanyi. Please stop. (She stands up abruptly).
Edozie: En eh! Okay. You want my son but you don't want to sacrifice. You can go. Hundreds of people are waiting for this opportunity.
Monica: No Nnanyi. I meant we should not be doing that outside (she said changing her mind, knowing she could lose everything).
Edozie: Smart girl. I like you already my in law. (Smiling. He holds her and struggles to take her inside the house as CAM FADES...)

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Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2017
SCENE: TWENTY THREE.
DAY.
EXT.
XTERS: Atinga and girls.
(Atinga begins to party with girls. He dances to the music shake body by Skales. A little boy comes to him and drags him to where there's less noise...)

Boy: Brother person dey find you for house.
Atinga: Na who be that?
Boy: Na brother Orobo.
Atinga: Tell am say you no see me. In fact tell am say I don loss. Oya dey go. (He pushes the little boy away and danced back to his little party as CAM FADES...).
Literature / Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by badohemmy(m): 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2017
Happy birthday to you Kayo80.. God bless ur new age.
Literature / Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by badohemmy(m): 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2017
Happy birthday to you Kayo80.. God bless ur new age.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:29am On Dec 29, 2017
"It was just one beer mum," he said in self defense.
"Yes as always, it's always one bottle, like father like sons." She said from the kitchen. One beer was an excuse Badoh's dad always gave whenever his wife questions his drinking. As the kids grew up the boys have followed the trend of just one beer, but she translates it to too many anyways.
Badoh ate freshly prepared okra soup that evening, garnished with smoked fish and vegetable. He finished the second wrap of 'akpu' and dropped the plate in the kitchen. "Ebi ma" he greeted his mum and went into his room to arrange his luggage. He carefully packed his pencil jeans at the bottom of his big ecolag box and others followed. He took about 2 hours to arrange his things, including the plenty foodstuffs his mum had giving to him. He then took his bath.
When he was done, he brought out his Sagem My-X4 phone and sent a text to his friend Kennedy.

"I dey show sch b4 10am,
Keep my key wt sm1 if u warn Bleep off.
Can't wait to see you my manchi."

Just when he was about sleeping, he heard a knock on his door. Lying on the bed tired and wondering who it was, he asked, "who is that?"

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:23am On Dec 29, 2017
Dedicated to adontcare & Urep.
I'll move to end this book soon. Thanks people.

CHAPTER 17.
"Stop! You're going too far." She said when Badoh tried to put his fingers in between her legs.
"Come on, let's have a quickie," he moaned but she snapped out of his weak grip.
"I understand that you are high, but you must always respect ladies. Don't put yourself in a position were you resort to blaming alcohol, okay?" She said as she walked back to their sit. He watched her shake her formed backside and followed her to their table. He had huge respect for her especially since she has been his teacher on women since forever.
"Accept my apologies, it won't happen again." He said after sitting down. She looked at him feeling bad, she placed her hand on top of his, "Don't get angry, just that I still have a little reputation to protect, make a room available and I'll be there," she said in a low voice.
"Okay, come with me to school tomorrow, spend three days with me." Badoh said.
"Are you serious? You want those your school babes to burst my head bà?" She asked.
"Ha ah! E no reach like that. It will be fun. Wetin you fink?" He said smiling seductively. His smile was one of his biggest asset and it caught her. "Hmm, oh k." She said and continued, "I'm not staying three days, a day, or two if you do me well." She said giggling like a little girl. Badoh needed to tell his friends in school that he has arrived, same goes for the female folks, Vivian's beauty would intimidate any human with parting in between the legs. She was the kind of statement he needed to make, the Angelina Jolie of his Hollywood.
"How much?" Badoh asked the cute little waiter. "N3,150 only," she said smiling. Whenever bar tenders in Asaba want to part you of more than what you have consumed, they smile, avoid calling round figures and do not give break down. Badoh knew all their tricks but he always believed that "na where man dey work naim he dey chop." He counted N3,500 from his wallet and stretched out his hand to the waiter but Vivian quickly grabbed his hand, "I doubt we ate up to N2,500, she should break it down," she declared. But badoh ask her to allow it happen. "This is how they make ends meet," he insisted.
They walked out of the bar hand in hand. "What time do you leave tomorrow," she asked him. "I'll pick you up around 8.30am. Be ready," he said.
"No, don't come to my house. I'll wait for you at Konweh Plaza. Meet me there." She said. She was hiding from her people. She only had one excuse to give to her mother and that's she's going for test. Vivian found it easy to sell any lie to her mother whom she stayed with. Her mum is the first wife of Chief Chiejina, who due to lack of children and later male child, married - a second wife - Rose's mother, who also bore him 3 girls, with Rose the second.
"Okay. Konweh it is. Hold this for bike," he said handing her N1,000 note. She collected the money and gave him a peck. After she had left with a bike, Badoh picked one of his own and left for home.
"Where have you been, have you even packed your bag Nnabundoh?" His concerned mother asked him as soon as he walked into the sitting room. "I was with friends mum," he replied as he staggered into a chair on the dining table. "I'll pack up after eating, i'm starving," He said. "And you guys have been drinking again haven't you?" She asked as she walked into the kitchen to get him food.

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Literature / Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by badohemmy(m): 12:45pm On Dec 28, 2017
Nairaland is blessed to have so many gifted writers. I have followed this forum for a long time but only recently stumbled open the literature section, trust me, my life has not remained the same. I have read and followed so many beautiful piece of work like Black Maria, Countless, Tradition, The Devil Wears Okrika, Beauty and the mechanic and many many more.
I am honoured to have communicated with these gifted writers through the reading of their works. I hope that somehow, someday, the gifted writers will get a reward for their gifts to humanity here on earth. But until then, permit me to enjoy your works here. Kudos to Seun and the moderators.

God bless our writers.

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Events / Re: Timaya, Ushbebe, Slow Dogg Storm IBUSA CARNIVAL 2017 by badohemmy(m): 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2017
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Events / Re: Timaya, Ushbebe, Slow Dogg Storm IBUSA CARNIVAL 2017 by badohemmy(m): 9:18pm On Dec 27, 2017
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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 3:20pm On Dec 27, 2017
Badoh was highly disappointed, he expects her to be more matured than this. "Why are you causing a scene? You already know I'm close to your sis. You expect that to just disappear?" He asked.
"No, not exactly, all I'm saying is watch me disappear." She said and walked away into the darkness. Badoh stood there bewildered, he could not ascertain how they just transformed into sworn enemies because of a phone call. He felt happily ever after was possible less than 10 minutes ago. He caused the day he bought his Sagem My-X4 phone. "What is wrong with us?" He wondered. If only he knew then he'll go to any length to fix it.
On his way back home, he entered Everpool bar and ordered for a cold big stout which was served in less than a minute along with fried turkey wings. He picked up his glass and poured the drink into the slant glass cup (to avoid excess foaming). He gulped down a glass full of the bitter taste sweetness and turned another drink into the glass. He washed his hands and tore into the bird. He was hungry. But didn't order for another round of meat, but the drinks kept coming.
'Oruka tí do...' A song by Sunny Neji played in the background of the bar, many of the other tables had couples or groups. Badoh knew he was getting high. He felt like dancing his sorrows away as he moved to the rhythm of the song. "Ring Ring" his phone screamed, he checked and it was Vivian. "Hello Vivi," he said.
"Sugar were are you?" She said.
"I'm at Everpool bar, before BYC junction." He said and she ended the call. About five minutes later, Vivian arrived at the bar on a bike. She paid the bike man and scout the tables in search of Badoh. He sat in a position where he could see the entrance of the bar, it makes it easy for him to monitor his environment. He raised his hand to reveal his location and she found her way more easily.
She was dressed in a pink gown that stopped just below her waist, and a white leggings. Her cloths were as close as it could get to her body and revealed her full shape. She was gifted with beautiful legs which was also a bonus. Many of the guys followed her with their eyes right from when she alighted from the "Okada" till she finally got to Badoh's table.
After given Badoh a peck on the chick, she sat down and said "order me Smirnoff ice, and ísí èwù pepper soup. He waved at a waiter and when she arrived he asked for ísí èwù pepper soup and Smirnoff ice, as well as another bottle of stout for himself. "You messed up my chances of reconciling with your sister. She hates me more everyday. She has issues with her temper, we should never have done what we did." He said.
"Uh don't worry, she will come around. She always does." Vivian said to him rubbing his hand. "Do you care for some?" She continued when he said nothing. Badoh was a bit worried. But he knew Rose always came around. It's been like that for close to a decade. After several drinks and add in the flavour of a pretty lady in the person of Vivian and he was having a dream evening.
When she finished with her meat, she pulled Badoh up and dragged him to the dance floor. At that time she was on her second bottle of Smirnoff ice and a little tipsy. They rocked the dancefloor although Badoh was not a very good dancer alone, he was a specialist in the art and science of rocking a babe.
"Make una wine wine,
"Make una wine wine wine,
"Make una wine wine,
Make una shake una body o..." The speakers bleared a good Nigerian song by Rayan T as they danced away. The music soon switched to R.Kelly -
"Girl I want, to be alone with you,
Just to see, what you can do,
Put your dancing all over me,
Baby this is love, some kind of fantasy,
"The way you move is teasing girl
So tonight I want you in my world... "
Vivian and Badoh soon turns dancing into romance, and they moved to the corner of the bar, he was all over her as they kissed wildly.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 3:17pm On Dec 27, 2017
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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 3:06pm On Dec 27, 2017
adontcare thanks Jare
CHAPTER 16.
Badoh busied the call and continued, "em, what do you say...?" But the call came in again. "Na which person call you no wan pick because say I dey here?" Rose's voice dived into the sound of the ringing phone. She has a capacity to transform from all sweet and loving into a ferocious, mean she-devil. Badoh did not like her voice, he smelt trouble and tried to douse it but he noticed late. The demon had taken over his sweetheart. "It's not what you think," he said as he busied the call again.
"And what do you think I think, psychic?" She asked him nonchalantly. "You dey para for nothing, calm down.." He said. Again, the call came in for a third time. "If na nothing pick the call, pick am, put am for speaker," she urged him hoping it's not what she is thinking, Badoh reluctantly picked the call and put it on speaker, he said "hello" and waited for the other voice.
"Heeeey sugar," Vivian's voice sexily echoed to a chilling effect. "Now is not a good time. Let's talk lara please," he quickly responded but to little effect as Roseline jumped in. "Why do you wanto talk later? Talk now," she urged him with a low voice.
"Hello, Sweetness, are you buying something? That place is noisy," Vivian asked provoking Rose even more. "I'm now a vendor abi? No be your fault," she said. She started gathering her things to leave. "Vivi lara please," he said and ended the call. He tries to hold Rose's hand but she snaps at him with fury, "don't dare touch me," she said.
"Please calm down, why must we fight when we can talk about this. Give me a listening ear. Please." He pleaded with her.
"Give listening ear my dark **s! So you can lie your way out of it. My friend what do you want from me?" She barked at him. Before he could say a word she continued, "maybe your life's mission is to bleep me, that's why you asked me to follow you to your house - your slaughter house - well it did not work, you can go. Safe journey you hear?" She said in a loud voice.

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Literature / Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by badohemmy(m): 2:41pm On Dec 27, 2017
beautiful work.
Literature / Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by badohemmy(m): 7:08am On Dec 27, 2017
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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 3:41am On Dec 26, 2017
"What you want or who you want?" Badoh asked her softly.
"Sadly enough I chose you, I was having a goodbye kiss with Maduka when you walked in on us. I just didn't have the chance to tell you because it became over before it started." Rose replied looking in his eyes, she always melted his heart, and that moment was no exception.
"I see. That was what you came to tell me when you walked in on your sister and I. I was so angry that day and needed to blow some steam." He said.
"And you ended up blowing my half sister. Well, we don't always get what we want, do we?" She said shifting her gaze away from him.
"Says who?" He asked her. He pulled her face forward with his hand, leaned over and kissed her on the lips.
"Stop." She moaned, "we have to have boundaries." She said in between kisses.
"Bleep the boundaries," Badoh replied as he continued to kiss her. In a few seconds, she began to respond. The compound was darker due to the fence, and only few lads remained in the school with most of them couples.
Rose slipped her hand into his trousers and reached for his manhood, she squeezed gently making him to let out a low moan as they kissed. He decided to return the favour mildly by putting his hand in between her legs, she let out a loud moan and spread her legs more.
He shoved more of his tongue into her mouth kissing her intensely. He loved her, especially how she trembled whenever she moaned in reaction to his every touch. He pauses as they both took deep breath, acknowledging that they where outside. "I leave for school tomorrow, I'll like to spend the rest of my evening with you, let's go to my house," he beckoned her. But just then his phone began to ring. He dipped his hand into his pocket and checked the caller, he did not like who it was at that point in time.


Please manage this update, I can't see the keyboard properly. You know it's Christmas. *winks*
Expect more when I'm a bit better.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 3:36am On Dec 26, 2017
I wish you guys the best Christmas ever. I think you guys are just great in your own special way. Tomgab, favch, urep,samyot, seunfunmi, Halyma, hidhrhis, phlimsy911, brandon180, all the guest readers, all other readers I didn't mention. Without you guys I won't be able to continue (Especially not in my current state of hi******). Una be my strength.
Once again. Merry Christmas to you all. Mmuah!!

CHAPTER 15.
"I was at the front of my house when I saw Dimma pass through that shortcut that leads to your area. I didn't suspect anything until after about 30 minutes I saw Dumebi go through same route, that was when I followed her, I watched her enter your compound. That's the story, now can you leave me alone please? Or do you also wanto know the story of how I told Azuka?" Rose said trying to offend him more.
Badoh was calm, he was more puzzled than offended. "Why did you tell him?" He asked her.
"I did it to get your attention." She said.
"Hmm. Okay, now you have it," he said.
"I need answers. Did you bleep my elder sis because of me and Maduka? Don't you think it was extreme?" She asked him.
"Extreme?" He barked. "I walked in on you kissing my friend Maduka while the whole world thinks we are meant for eachother. How extreme is that?" He asked her back.
"I was only kissing the guy, not lying under him screaming harder, harder, harder." She blasted back mimicking Vivian's moaning in the process.
"I did what I had to." He said calmly.
"So did I" she replied. In that moment silence took over them. After about 125 seconds of no talking, Badoh looked Rose in the eye with all the softness and feeling that he always had for her. "How did we get to this point? We used to be besties. And you and Maduka, how did that happen?" He asked her.
"It started when you first went to school. I spent a lot of time with him because I was trying to learn English for my WAEC. Somehow we started liking ourselves and the both of us decided not to tell you. That's why I couldn't accept your proposal, I needed to be sure of what I want." She narrated. Badoh already knows that Rose failed English language in her previous WAEC, he also knows that his hood friend, Maduka was good with same subject. He was known as a 'smooth talker'.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:26pm On Dec 23, 2017
Continuation of chapter 14.

The heavens were decorated in blue, white and grey colours while the longer walking stick of the clock indicated that it was 15 minutes past the hour of 6pm. Badoh dressed in blue jean, black polo shirt, and white Snickers, walked to Asaba Mixed secondary school, adjacent St Patrick's college, Asaba.
Roseline being an Alma Mata of the school, was fond of frequently spending her evening in the school garden reading novels. The school was also a popular hangout for young peeps who tell their families they are going for Jamb and WAEC lessons while in truth they were there to mingle. 'Wetin concern 200 level student with Jamb?'
Being friends with Rose for above 7 years made Badoh know a lot more than others might know about her, and knowing her whereabout that evening was one of such information he was privy to. Sitting on the long bench under a tree, he walked up to her and sat beside her. "We need to talk now," he said in a low voice, but she ignored him and concentrated even more on 'Felicia' - a Pacesetter novel series - popular back in the day.
Badoh was upset and snatched the book from her hands in one ferocious swing, but in quick response Rose flung her right hand in an attempt to slap him, fortunately he was quicker in catching her hand. Holding her firm he said in a sterner and louder voice, "I came to talk not to fight." Rose could not overpower him. "You did not come for a fight yet you wazz in here barking order and I'm supposed to just fall in line, right?" She blabbed at him.
"Stop, stop please. I only said we should talk." Badoh insisted.
"And if I'm not interested in the talk nko?" She said throwing her face away.
"You just have to be interested. No is not acceptable. I have a question for you." He said.
"Go on ask," she said.
"Did you tell Azuka that his sister was at my house..?" He asked her but she did not wait for him to finish when she answered him, "Yes I did. Any other question?" She asked him to his astonishment.
A confused Badoh stared at Rose, she was really responsible for Azuka's attitude and she is very unapologetic about it. "How did you know they came to my house?" He querried.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:25pm On Dec 23, 2017
CHAPTER 14.
Sylvia frantically tried to pull Badoh away from from what she thought was an impending fight, she was however failing totally. "Fine boy, I hope you go fit fight this fight by yourself? I hope you no go tell Samson to fight am for you?" Azuka asked Badoh."Bros Samson dey here so?" He shot back.
"Azzy, your sisters are not here. If you have problem it should be with them, not us," Sylvia's voice tore into his temper, Azzy was a pet name only Sylvia called him when they dated. His gaze shifted briefly to her. He knew that in their streets 'if maga fall, guy man go chop am' so he had few complaints. Standing in front of him was Sylvia, his latest trial.
"Okay Sisi, but as for you, we're not done yet." He said to Badoh and he replied immediately "I no run". Azuka turned and left the house. Sylvia took a sigh of relief, she told her brother to relax.
"Do you know how he knew his sisters were here?" He asked her.
"It was Roseline that told him," she replied sitting on a chair.
"Oh, Roseline." He echoed in a hush voice. 'how did she know' he thought.
Sylvia's voice burgled his thoughts when she said, "Champion, na new level you enter like this. Double or nothing. I dey fear you o... I hope the wahala go end for here?"
"Sis, no level. Any be go be... Make I tidy my room," he said and left her with his thoughts. He had to see Roseline over how today was unfolding. The last 15 minutes was not part of his plan. He took his bath in his bathroom after changing his bedsheet and throwing the old one into the dirty cloths basket in his room. Today was supposed to be his last day home - he heads back to school the next day - and he needed to see Roseline ASAP..

to be continued shortly...

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:21pm On Dec 23, 2017
tomgab:
Am ready to vote this story as the best into any category when the time comes.....if and only if you keep a steady update. Therefore I encourage you to keep it up
thanks for the encouragement. God bless.
samyot:
... And that's how my favourite story started trending. Persistence is key. To think you almost stopped the story cuz u didn't generate enough readers at first. Lovely updates as usual. Keep it up. Hopefully badoh will chop some slaps to reset his destiny...
Heartfelt encouragement. God bless u.
Literature / Re: Funny Post Found On Whatsapp Group by badohemmy(m): 6:54pm On Dec 22, 2017
I still de laugh...
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 5:20pm On Dec 21, 2017
Seunfunmi18:
Badohemmy

Why will you stop this episode here now?
cry cry cry cry cry


Don't vex, update cooking, will drop when it's done.
Halyma:
This AZ funny oo, he demanded for sex from Sylvia but protecting his own siblings. OK. But Badoh u for finish the fight before you bring this update to an end. Well done.

Seunfunmi18:
Badohemmy

Why will you stop this episode here now?
cry cry cry cry cry

Ekpele ma, patience ejó

Don't vex, update cooking, will drop when it's done.
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:37am On Dec 20, 2017
continuation -


"If you talk to me that way again, I will slap stars into your eyes," he barked.
"Sla wetin? I swear you no fit." She said hitting her palm on the ground. Sylvia could be trouble when she chose to and would not be intimidated even for 2 seconds by someone who jilted her trust.
"Sisi, see as your power plenty. Is that not my sister's facecap?" He asked pointing to the facecap left behind by one of the twins. "And only one of this type of cap was made abi?" She asked picking it up and waving it in front of him, continuing, she said; "Besides, how is it my cup of coffee whether it is your sister's or not?"
It was known to the whole town that Azuka did not like guys flocking around his twin sisters. He has been in a couple of fight because of it previously and he was also well respected and feared by people because of the reputation he gathered over the years. Even when it came to confra things, he was also highly placed. And that afternoon, his eyes were red hot in anger as he approached Sylvia, "Rose clear me wella say my sis dey here, but I see say you don grow wings abi?" He questioned in fury.
Meanwhile, Badoh was already in the house after leading Dumebi and Dimma out through the back gate, he knew that he spent too much time with the girls considering it was few minutes before 1pm. He hurried back into the house only to see the crisis escalating.
"Abeg de go if you gat nothing else to yearn, I wan go take siesta." She said.
"I go wooze you Sisi. No try me o." He barked at her.
"I see say you no dey fear face..!" Badoh's voice broke into their argument.
Azuka totally lost his footing. He could not believe that a small boy who he was older than by 4 years minimum would say something like that to him. "I no dey fear face?" He repeated. "Which face?" He asked still stunned.
"Bros chill. Why you go come person � kabal come dey para?" He queried.
"Naim you, pikin of yesterday go say I no dey fear face?" He asked again.
"Bros, you come my crib come declare say you go slap my sister. I swear, if you no be bros eh, if I slap you, you must fall. I swear gor..." A paranoid Badoh said standing firm.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:32am On Dec 20, 2017
update had come o.
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CHAPTER 13.
"How did Bros Azuka know that we're here?" Dumebi asked Badoh as she put on her clothes.
"He's not here because of you, he's here for my sister, I guess." He replied her still standing naked by the door.
"You guess? Oh Papa will kill us today." Dimma cried out.
"Nobody is killing anybody today. Dress up and go through the back gate." He said convincing them of their safety. Just then, there was noise on the gate which meant somebody just went through. Badoh quickly put on his boxers and a three quarter combat jeans, he led them through the kitchen door and straight to the backyard of the house, while Sylvia answered the door. Lo and behold, it was Azuka.
Sylvia had received a call from AZ telling her he was on his way to her house. That surprised her because Azuka has never come to see her at home, not now or before they separated. She invited him inside knowing that his sisters were in the clear.
"August visitor, welcome." She said.
"Thank you. You have run away from me finally abi?" He questioned her.
"Run ké? Run and you met me here? Abeg talk another thing jarè, what do you want?" She said sitting on one of the chairs.
"Ok. I have it under good authority that I will find my sister here. Please call her out." He ordered, but Sylvia sprang up from the chair and fired back immediately, "and am I your sister's keeper AZ?"
"If you talk to me that way again, I will slap stars into your eyes," he barked.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 4:18pm On Dec 19, 2017
hidhrhis:
come and drop dis load abeg

On it. An update will drop, latest by tomorrow. Thanks

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 4:17pm On Dec 19, 2017
brandon180:
Hehe, dis story reminds me of dose days, nyc one man

Thanks sir
Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 4:07pm On Dec 19, 2017
SCENE: TWENTY TWO.
DAY.
EXT.
XTERS: Orobo, Nnenna and Ada.

(Nnenna and her daughter Ada sat outside discussing about the choice of the gods when Orobo walks in).

Nnenna: Have you seen your brother Orobo?
Ada: No mama. But he was quite upset with the news that the messenger brought about him being the next Oche-isu.
Nnenna: He should be. I expected better from him. Just imagine, my ward a native doctor...
Ada: ah ha mama. But he did not choose himself ...
Nnenna: Ta shut up there. What's do you know? It is only what you have that you can give. The gods have already seen that he is useless. At least he will be getting chicken and goats people will be bringing for sacrifice.
Ada: Mama. It's not fair o. He's your son, you should be encouraging him...
Nnenna: Shut up there. Your head. He's not my son. He's my step son. My son would have been named the next big man... Not a dibie..
(She continues to talk bad about Orobo when he walked in. He overhead most of what Nnenna had said, he shook his head and joined them).
Orobo: Good afternoon mama.
Nnenna: Oh! Doctor. Your doctor brother is back.
Ada: Brother welcome. Brother you're not looking too well..
Nnenna: Don't worry, he is a doctor, he can take care of himself. Since being rich is not in your blood, you should at least be bringing goat and chicken for us to be eating. So when are you going to start your training?
Orobo: Mama I am not going.
Nnenna: Meaning?
Orobo: I don't want to be the next Oche-isu. I'm not going.
(Nnenna starts laughing. She knew there was consequence for that).
Ada: But brother, you know that if you don't accept your destiny, you will end up unsuccessful in whatever you venture into.
Orobo: I no believe that thing. My destiny dey God hand.
Nnenna: (She continues to laugh) Do you have a destiny? If not for this Oche-isu that the gods manage to dash you, do you think you have any destiny at all? Biko sé ebé pú. Destinyless human being.
(Orobo starts crying as he walks away. Ada wasn't too happen with her mum's reaction and follow him.)
Ada: Mama what you're doing is not fair o. It's not fair at all.
Nnenna: Come on! Let me lay my hands on you, I'll show you the colour of fair. Nonsense.
CAM FADES..
Literature / Re: Writers Make Money, Readers Too..get In Here by badohemmy(m): 7:36am On Dec 17, 2017
Eze2000:


I'm at a relaxation spot at the moment and so took at your work. You have a long way to go. your plot lack depbt and the sex part, u not how to handle.
NEVER PUT SEX IN THE FIRST FEW CHAPTER TO AVOID GIVING YOUR BOOK THE XXXX RATING. ADULT BOOKS WILL BE HIDDEN AWAY IN THE BACK ROOM OF BOOKSTORES ONLY THOSE WHO KNOW WHERE THAT BACK ROOM IS WILL FIND IT.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANY SUCCESSFUL AUTHOR get into d sex part so fast and so raw. AND NO TOP AD SITE WILL TAKE IT, GOOGLE WILL BE THE FIRST TO BAN THEM.

THERE IS A GOOD REASON WHY U NEVER see SEXUALly EXPLISCT CONTENT so freely WHEN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNET! you gotta know where to look.

time for reform!


ohk. Noted. Wrote that for Nairalanders anyway.
Literature / Re: Writers Make Money, Readers Too..get In Here by badohemmy(m): 2:24pm On Dec 16, 2017
Eze2000:

Bad reason to give up.
Give up? No way sir. Just repeated what you said initially.

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