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Literature / Re: Writers Make Money, Readers Too..get In Here by badohemmy(m): 8:39am On Dec 16, 2017
I am kinda interested, but it looks like you've got the 5 writers already.
Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 8:17am On Dec 16, 2017
olatex25:
is good to be here, tnx for d mention
Welcome sir
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:15am On Dec 16, 2017
phlimsy911:
Your name reflects truly badoh
Trust me, it's not written how it happened.
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 6:15pm On Dec 15, 2017
Badoh pushed his left hand under her and grabbed her jumbo sized boob, he squeezed her b00bs and located her clit with his finger. He slowed down and focused on the b0obs and clit while bleeping her slowly. She was set on � and kept pushing her ass backwards. Badoh then moved his hand to her shoulders - holding her firm - and began to pound her like cooked yam. He would pull out the whole of his c0ck leaving just the cap before pushing back inside again.
Her pussycat loved it and she blew up in orgasmic explosion while Badoh continued to bleep her. But after a minute or there about, she told him she was tired and they stopped. Badoh still had a rock hard c0ck and Dimma took over from her twin after mocking her for her excessive screaming and inability to satisfy him. She posed for him in doggie style as he slid in his D*CK into her from behind and she loved it.
They spent about 40 extra minutes bleeping, changing from one style to another. Chukwudumebi meanwhile, spent that same time dozing on the side of his big bed. When it was over, they all lied down on the bed cuddling. If you think cuddling with someone is fun, try cuddling two and see that it's a whole new level.
"Did you think this was possible before?" Badoh asked Dumebi who was now awake.
"Even now it has happened I still don't believe I did this," she said.
"But didn't you enjoy it?" Dimma asked her sis mockingly.
"En eh na, it's crazy, great o, but crazy shah," she said and they all laughed. "Was this always your plan, or it was a coincidence? She continued.
"A little of both." He said grinning.
"Hmm, Badoh!" Dimma hailed. "Maybe next time I'll l love to be more involved with Dumex, do you think this should happen again?" She asked.
"It's too early to make another of this kind of plan, make we breath small abeg," she urged. And just then there was a knock on the room door.
"Who is that?" Badoh asked.
"It's me, Sylvia. AZ might be on his way here, I just thought you should know," she whispered to the hearing of all of them and left, leaving Dumebi and Dimma restless as they scampered for their clothes.


Thanks for your comments readers. Highly appreciated.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:01pm On Dec 14, 2017
CHAPTER 12.
Badoh stopped sucking her breast and moved up to her mouth, placing his lips on hers. He moaned deeply as he squeezed her bumbum. He slid a finger gently into her pussycat and began to tickle her clit. She began to moan in the middle of loud kissing sounds. After a few seconds, he slipped two of his middle fingers further into her hole which made her to temporarily stop kissing Badoh as she moaned in tongues. She searched for his cock blindly and found it, pulling it towards her pussycat, "bleep me, now please" she moaned.
Badoh stopped fingering her and in sissors shaped position parked his bus in her car park. He bleeped her slowly as she cried in pleasure covering her mouth with her hands. He pulled out his p*NIS half way out and pushed it in again. He soon discovered that she was uncomfortable with the style and changed it after the first few minutes.
He made her lie face down on the bed. He climbed on her back and slipped his c0ck into her pussycat and began to bleep her. It was obvious that she liked their current position as she moaned and urged Badoh to go faster and he obliged. Her formed backside served as cushion and gave both pleasure and comfort as he bleeped her in increased momentum. "Kpa kpa kpah, kpah.."
"You'll kill me today, ah, no no, ashh, hmm, it's too hot..." Dumebi screamed loud enough for the neighbours to hear. "Should I stop?" A scared Badoh asked trying to pull out his massive bleeper from her pussycat, but she used her hands to hold him back to herself urging him to continue. "Please don't stop," she begged.
"Bleep her na. U dey fear..?" Dimma said rubbing his back with her hand. And with that Badoh started to pump her and harder this time. He filled her vaginal walls with his sweetness. Dumebi was a screamer, she made all the noise possible as she enjoyed an endowed D*CK. She moved her hips and opened up her legs more to allow him fill her inside with more of his goodness.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:39pm On Dec 13, 2017
From the moment Dimma laid her back on the bed, she just wanted to enjoy Badoh's c0ck. She was not a loud 'moaner', but she said crazy things amidst lower moans. "Go deeper, deeper, en eh, yes yes," she just moaned as he hammered her with his Hummer D*CK. From underneath him she wrapped her legs around him while also using her hands to hold him close..
Badoh bleeped her for about 10 minutes when she held him tighter and started moving her hips front underneath him in rhythm to his smashing hits, back to back to back. Dimma's vaginal walls started squeezing tightly holding his hard c0ck and driving them crazy in sweet pleasure. Just then she began to scream, "I'm coming, yes, ussh". Dimma's exploded clenching her fist and closing her eyes to enjoy every bit of the orgasm. The pleasure of the tightening pussycat sent droves of sweetness to Badoh's brain as he shot hot millions of sperm into her.
That was when Dumebi came and lied beside him after he had collapse on the bed breathing with Dimma, somehow she felt seduced watching them. He started sucking her left boob, he used his spare hand to rub the other. Dumebi moaned and reciprocated by taking his weak looking c0ck on her hands caressing them into erection. She also hand-bleeped him turning his c0ckk to Zuma rock. "Your twin is good with her hands." He said to Dimma.
"Bleep her jor, make I see if she fit chop p*NIS wey bellefull," Dimma replied.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:35pm On Dec 13, 2017
CHAPTER 11.
Lying properly on his back, Dimma climbed on top of him, sitting on his bleeper in cowgirl style. She moaned as her pleasure hole swallowed his p*NIS. He was truly a marvel, complete. She began to bleep him slowly with Badoh supporting her by holding her waist. Her body adjusted to his cock and she rocked him at a quicker pace. She bounced on and off his cock savouring every drop of pleasure his well rounded cock provided the nerves in her vaginal walls.
She could only keep up with such hard work for a while, after about five minutes, Badoh freed Dumebi - whose boobs his hands had been all over - he used his hands to support the tiring Dimma. He started by bouncing her on his cock. He enjoyed her because her pussycat was tight. He moaned, holding her bum and pushing it up so it bounces back to his cock.
"You're so sweet, ah, hmm .. " Dimma moaned, mostly to spite her twin who was beginning to feel like a third wheel among the trio. Badoh concentrated on just bleeping her well. But he was also beginning to feel boredom. So he stopped the bleeping and moved for a change of style. He choose the missionary style, simple and intimate. He wanted to cum, but hoped he could sustain himself till she reached first.
Badoh kissed Dumebi for about 10 seconds, he then mounted on Dimma who was lying on the centre of the bed. He slowly inserted his cock into Dimma's pussycat, but that was the end of anything slow. He laid his full chest on her two fully blown watermelons sending hot pleasurable vibes to both their brains as they screw their brains out. Badoh held the flesh of her ass, he sent in almost all the full length of his cock just going faster as the pleasure led.
From the moment Dimma laid her back on the bed, she just wanted to enjoy Badoh's cock. She was not a loud 'moaner', but she said crazy things amidst lower moans. "Go deeper, deeper, en eh, yes yes," she just moaned as he hammered her with his Hummer D*CK. From underneath him she wrapped her legs around him while also using her hands to hold him close..

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:34pm On Dec 13, 2017
olatex25:
I don show.. tnk u my nigga
Welcome sir
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:33pm On Dec 13, 2017
samyot:
I think daily updates will go a long way in driving up reader stats for your story... Still waiting since...I can't remember when...

Sorry, mixing writing and a paying job comes at a cost.
I will take it under advisement and try doing better.
Thanks
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 9:47am On Dec 11, 2017
nastynic:
Hmmmm....Thanks For the Udate.MORE CASH TO YOUR ACCOUNT BRUH..
Amen sir.
Thanks.

adontcare:
Dis update Na Xmas carol o
lol

nastynic:
Hmmmm....Thanks For the Udate.MORE CASH TO YOUR ACCOUNT BRUH..
Amen sir.
Thanks.
Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 9:41am On Dec 11, 2017
DAY
EXT.
XTERS: Orobo, corper Joy.

(Camera opens light on corper Joy struggling with her bag. Meanwhile Orobo was sitting somewhere weeping when he saw her struggling. He stood up and tried to help her...)

Orobo: Welcome aunty. Make i help you.
Corp Joy: Thank you, but i can manage.
Orobo: (Smiles) No manage, I go help you. Which side you dey go?
Corp Joy: Chief Ikemdi's residence is where I was given accommodation. I was told it is very close from here...
Orobo: No worry I know chief house. E no far. Naim dey there so (Orobo points towards the house which is close by).
Corp Joy: I appreciate your helping me. I was really struggling with my luggage. Thanks. By the way, my name is joy, I was posted to serve in this LGA. What's your name?
Orobo: My name na Orobo.
Corp Joy: (Laughs) You're funny. Seriously, what's your name?
Orobo: My name na Orobo..
Corp Joy: So you're serious.. Your name can't be that.. even if it is I'm not going to call you that. What is the name your parents gave you?
Orobo: No, I no dey answer am. Na my papa dey call me that one when I small. I no dey answer am again since he die. The whole village know me. Na Orobo them dey call me.
Corp Joy: I'm sorry about your dad. But I'm not calling you that. Either you tell me your name or I'll give you a name. You choose!
Orobo: Okay. You don win. Chigozie Michael. Naim be name my papa give me, but nobody know d name na Orobo naim people everywhere take know me. Even for Enugu, for Lagos, for Sambisa for inside Maiduguri, America and Italy, na Orobo... (Joy started laughing mildly as he spoke) Why you dey laugh me?
Corp Joy: I'm sorry. Like I said previously, you are very funny. Anyway. I'll call you Michael from now on. I don't care what others call you okay?
Orobo: Okay corper. We don reach chief house. Make i drop the bag here. You go knock make them take you go where your room dey. Me don dey go. (He drops the bag, turns to leave. But she called him back).
Corp Joy: Michael, thank you very much.
Orobo: No problem. In fact don't mention it.. (She laughs)
Corp Joy: Do I get to see you again? Tomorrow maybe?
Orobo: Okay. (He said smiling)
Corp Joy: Evening?
Orobo: (Still smiling and nodding his head) Okay. Bye bye. (He turned and left)
Corp Joy: Very funny boy. (She said as she lifted her bag inside, CAM FADES...)
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2017
Favch, samyot, and Urep, thanks for your encouragement. This one is for u...

CHAPTER 10.
But that did not happen. She instead locked the door and returned to the kissing duo. Standing behind Badoh she rested on his back. That was when it became obvious to Dumebi that this was happening. She wanted to complain but her lips was too busy to multitask.
Badoh before then had seen too many party on TV, but being in one is actually very different from simply imagining it. What to do at each time, who to do it to and how not to make one feel left out. These and many other thoughts clogged his head, finally he decided to simply be in charge and take the lead.
While he was still busy kissing Dumebi, he also had his hands deep in Dimma's pants making her moan quietly in low key. He led Dumebi to take off her clothes leaving only bra and panties. Her big, round b00bs were eye-catching while she had her clothes on, right now they were breathing on her bra praying to be freed. He obliged by unhooking the bra.
He switched to Dimma and helped her UnCloth too. The twins are blessed with Super beautiful round full blown b00bs, with full milk. Having just one is lucky, but two of these is a blessing. They moved to the bed almost naked. Badoh started by pulling down the panties of Dimma teasing her thighs with his fingers, before pulling down that of Dumebi, he immediately began to give her a head.
"What are you doing?" Dumebi asked holding his head. She obviously has never experienced Mouth Gig before. "Relax. You will like this." Badoh told her smiling. "Village girl," Dimma mocked. Dumebi gave her a face but not for long as Badoh breath in her thigh. He placed his tongue on her hole pushing her to moan deeply. He located her clit and tickled it with his tongue.
He sucked her vigorously while she held his head and pushed him into her pussycat like she wants to send him through the same place he came from about two decades ago. She moaned wildly as she was about to cum leaving her twin jealous. She exploded in his face squeezing her hips in relief and satisfaction. Orgasm was a strange feeling to Chukwudumebi, untill today.
He directed Dimma to lie down and relax but she was very keen to show him her experience. She pulled him down, removed his boxers and pulled out his massive pen. While her sister watched in delite, she opened her mouth and pushed it in starting from the cap. She licked it like a lollypop and leaving spit on it only to lick it again. She began to swallow more of him as she continued but couldn't go 100% because of the size of his c0ck.
He started to bleep her mouth slowly, knowing that his c0ck was already touching her throat. He moved his waist marching her pace as she sucked him. He simultaneously kissed Dumebi, his left hand held her close while his other hand was placed on Dimma's head as she continued to suck him. She looked up occasionally which seduced him even more. He enjoyed the way she used her tongue skillfully to stir his spoon, she has a potential to be a great aristo-baby.
Badoh did not wanto cum, he believed his two rounds would tire them. "How long can these ones chop my p*NIS" he thought. He stopped her saying, "enough of the Mouth Gig, let's f**k."

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Strolls In Boxers In Owerri After Removing His Clothes (Photos) by badohemmy(m): 7:20pm On Dec 06, 2017
in the voice of Madmelon & Mountaiñblack,.- "if e no gud for ur body quit...
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 6:19pm On Dec 06, 2017
itsandi:
So you do update you no call me ni?
Enjoy smiley
chai! I eF. Abeg no vex Oga itsandi

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 9:05pm On Dec 05, 2017
favch:
It seems am a selfish girl not commenting on this wonderful story
Pls its interesting ,ride on
Jadedgrace98,heemah,come and read oo


Please remind me, I owe u one dedication..
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 9:03pm On Dec 05, 2017
Specially dedicated to phlimsy911, samyot,Seunfunmi18 and Halyma, ur comments dragged me back.

CHAPTER 9.
Dimma was still shocked, she wondered how her twin had traced her steps to Badoh's house. "Maybe she implanted a tracker on me" she thought.
Meanwhile, Badoh was calm all through. He opened the door and instructed her to come in, then he closed it. Dumebi liked his room, he had good taste of furniture and arrangement for a young guy. She was however snapped out of her admiration on seeing her sis sitting on Badoh's bed. "What are you doing here?" She asked.
"What are you doing here yourself?" Dimma fired back.
"Ladies, be calm. I invited you both." Badoh said.
"But why? I thought we had a plan?" Dimma asked. "Yes, a plan with me, not with her." Dumebi said eying her sister.
But Badoh ignored them as they wrestled with their eyes. He moved towards his wardrobe and hanged his shirt. His trousers followed, what was left was his singlet and pink flowered boxers. They admired his fine physique and were ready to devour him when they noticed the other girl was still in the room.
"Badoh, you have to make a decision on who you want." Dumebi said.
"Yes, tell her you already chose me that's why you invited me first." Dimma said to him.
He looked at both girls from his corner of the room, if only they knew that they were exactly where he wanted them to be at that moment in time. "Okay. I will make my choice on the condition that both of you will accept it. There will be no arguments or hate, just love and good times after I've chosen." He said and they both nodded their head smiling, each hoping that he would pick her.
He walked to Dumebi, he monitored her carefully placing his hands on her cheeks. The feeling of his touch sparked her plug but he pulled away shortly. He moved upwards the bed where Dimma sat with a pillow on her lap and stared directly into her eyes. She expected him to kiss her but he again left her side.
Standing in the middle of both girls he said "I've made my choice" but they did not understand who. He walked back to Dumebi and kissed her very briefly. "I've chosen the both of you. I like you both and I want you both as well." He proclaimed in a low voice.
"What! It won't work." Dumebi said.
"You both said you will respect my choice. Right?" He asked drawing her closer to himself.
"Do three people bleep? Besides I am not even leaving this room unless you finish what you have started. But not with her." Dimma spoke authoritatively.
"If you are sure you like me. This is your chance to have me. But if you're not okay with what I have said, no quarrels. You are free to leave." He unlocked the door and turned around merging his lips with that of Dumebi, he knew she was the most likely to leave because her moral standards were slightly higher than that of Dimma. He kissed her gently placing both his hands on her bumbum. After a few seconds, she began to respond by romancing him. She wanted to bleep him and felt that by responding her sister will finally excuse them and use the open door.
It was like her dream was coming true when Chidimma stood up from the bed and walked past them. She placed her hand on the door knob with Dumebi hoping the door hit her on her ass on her way out.

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Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 8:57pm On Dec 05, 2017
Dyoungstar:


You should know that that is plagiarism and it is frowned upon.

Copying someones work without credit is stealing.


I'm glad you just discovered crude in this thread... Sorry I used up all ur jokes.
Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 8:55pm On Dec 05, 2017
The story will take a new shape going forward. Special thanks to hidhrhis, Xteljay, and saraphina, this update is dedicated to you all...

SCENE TWENTY
EXT.
DAY
XTERS: Messenger, Orobo and Atinga.

(Orobo and Atinga are sitting somewhere discussing when when Oche-isu messenger came to them. They were afraid at first but...)
Messenger: Do not be afraid sons of men, I bring you message from Oche-isu.
Orobo: What is the message?
Messenger: Oche-isu said i should inform you that Mmo-isu has finally picked you Atinga as the next big man in the village. You will become richer than most in the village, and you are expected to help the poor with the wealth the gods bless you with.
(At this stage Orobo began to cry. Atinga himself already dancing and singing.)
Orobo: What about me? What do I become? And what if I don't want that?
Messenger: it is your destiny to become the next Oche-isu. You will live the rest of your life serving Mmo-isu.. You will become the spiritual protector of our people, and chief messenger of the gods. If you reject, you will end up a poor man for the rest of your life.
Orobo: I reject it. I reject it. I reject it. I will not be an Oche-isu. (Orobo said crying).
Messenger: Then you will be poor and miserable for the rest of your life. You can't run from destiny.
Orobo: So be it.
Atinga: I no mind to be the next Oche-isu, I go get plenty foul and goats as gift. Shèy we fit exchange sef? (Atinga asked the messenger with keen interest).
Messenger: No. Unless the gods made a mistake. But unfortunately they never make mistakes.
Orobo: Na all of una business be that. (Orobo cried).
Atinga: Orobo. Relax. You prefer to be poor man than to be Oche-isu?
Orobo: i no know wetin I prefer. Make una leave me alone. (Orobo said, stood and walked away as CAM FADES...)

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Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 8:51pm On Dec 05, 2017
SCENE NINETEEN
DAY
EXTERNAL
XTERS: Orobo and Atinga.

(Cam opens light on Atinga and Orobo staggering along the road. Atinga begins narrate what transpired between Blessing and him. They both laugh and talk. When they where very close to their house, Orobo all a sudden decides that he is tired. )
Orobo: Atinga, I don tire. Make we stop okada. House too far.
Atinga: Even me don tire sef. Make we stay here tomorrow we continue the journey.
Orobo: No make we enter okada.
(They both began stopping bikes, one stopped.)
Okada: Where una dey go?
Orobo: You know my house? Na there we dey go, just drop us for my house.
Okada: (Surprised, the bike man knew they were already beside his house) But your house na...
Atinga: Sharrap. No be money we go pay you?
Okada: Okay enter.
(They both entered. The bike man knew they were very drunk. He simply started his bike fired it up [throttled], then turn off the machine.)
Okada: Oya we don reach. Your money na N100 Naira. See your house there. (He points them to the right direction. But immediately Atinga came down, he slapped the bike man.)
Atinga: You wan kill person? See as you dey over speed.
Orobo: No mind all this young boys okada, na so de dey do. Take your money.
(They both staggered away as CAM FADES)

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Literature / Re: The Outcast By Alexander Busybrain by badohemmy(m): 8:44pm On Dec 05, 2017
A really fresh idea. Update fast please...

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Literature / Re: The Outcast By Alexander Busybrain by badohemmy(m): 4:14pm On Dec 05, 2017
xaviercasmir:
I can'nt read this wonderful story alone.
Marianneada, Shewrite Kimberleywest Ayrmboye Chumzypinky badohemmy and the rest. Please come and tell me what you guys think about this story.
Keep it up bro.

Thanks for the mention, will check it out

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Literature / Re: A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) by badohemmy(m): 8:20am On Dec 04, 2017
SCENE EIGHTEEN
DAY.
INT.
XTERS: Edozie, Atinga and Blessing
(Camera opens light on Atinga making call with his father's phone, after dialing the number written on a paper. He continually spied to see if his father was coming while still on phone.)

Atinga: Hello, Bleh Bleh, how are you? It is me Atinga. Yes na, I am eating money, it is BB things am doing. Yes na BB I dey do. I buy BB for you sef. (Smiles) Come in one hour make we reason my house. Okay. No worry I go keep your BB.

(He ends the call and drops the phone on the table, and sat back at his chair. He took the beans and bread he kept close and began talking to himself.)

Atinga: Make this man do go he meeting abeg. I go keep the bread for her, then eat the beans.
Edozie: (Atinga's father comes out from inside the room dressing up properly, he picks up his phone from the table.) Atinga, I am going for family meeting. I may not return on time because I will go see some friends afterwards. Take care of the house, and your brother.
Atinga: Okay papa. God will bless your trip and keep you safe. God will make your journey successful. You will be happy when you return and God will give you all your...
Edozie: Amen, amen, come it's okay. Since when did you turn to a pastor?
Atinga: No papa, it's as the spirit leads.
Edozie: Shut up. Which spirit? Mami water or amadioha? In fact I am beginning to suspect you.
Atinga: Papa I'm not a suspect o. Besides you are not a police man.
Edozie: Don't let me get any complain. Do you understand?
Atinga: Yes papa. (He answered as his father left the house. Atinga begins to dance makossa. A moment later, cam opens light on Blessing walking towards the house. She knocked on the door.)
Blessing: Who dey this house? Who dey o?
(Atinga immediately opens the door.)
Atinga: Love'm, you are welcome. I have been waiting for you. (He immediately starts to kiss and cuddle her.)
Blessing: What of the BB?
Atinga: Relax. It's there. Come and make me happy. Or is it because of the BB you came? I thought it was me you came to see!
Blessing: Of course. It's you I came to see. The BB can wait. (She said and hugged him as they both go inside shutting the door. Cam fades and reopens as they come out from the room having engaged in illicit affair.)
Atinga: Baby you sweet like chewing gum. All your body na sugar sugar.
Blessing: You, you are a bad boy. You want to kill me. I have to go now. Where's my BB?
Atinga: Look at it beside the chair there. Check that nylon. (He points her to the direction where she saw it. On opening the nylon, she discovers it was bread and beans. She gets angry.)
Blessing: What is this? What kind of joke is this?
Atinga: Joke? I no be comedian. I no dey joke. Naim be that.
Blessing: But what you promised me was BlackBerry.
Atinga: No, what I promised you was BB.
Blessing: Is BB not BlackBerry?
Atinga: No BB mean Beans and Bread. BB.
(She immediately understand that she has been used. She began to cause Atinga as Atinga pushes her out of his house.)
Blessing: My God will punish you. God will judge you. Your wickedness go kill you.... (Cam fades out).

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Literature / Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by badohemmy(m): 8:46pm On Dec 03, 2017
Trust me SheWrites, u killed this episode. Thanks jàré
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:19pm On Dec 03, 2017
[quote author=samyot post=62952066][/quote]
Thanks for your kind words!

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:06pm On Dec 03, 2017
Viewing this topic: Asiwaju003 , jbtobsyn( m ) and 2 guest(s) - Wetin una think?

Halyma:
Guy. I hope the twins won't break each other's neck for your place ooo.
That's a great idea... Brb, let me
check what will happen!!
Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 4:58pm On Dec 03, 2017
CHAPTER 8.
Dumebi choked, she swallowed a lump of saliva but remained mute. Her sister Chidimma saw an opportunity to take over the conversation and took it. She jumped right in replying his question. "We're fine. You came to church today! This year will be good o," she replied smiling.
Badoh saw his game plan take shape and decided to stick to it. He wasn't sure if Dimma's comment was a question or even a compliment, but he was sure he wasn't meant to reply her. He maintained his focus on Dumebi, "Are you always this quiet?" He asked her.
"No, just that I wasn't expecting you to be here, or even talk to me." She said when she finally spoke. "So you are saying I am a snub abi?" He querried. She immediately tried to clarify what she meant stammering in the process. But he placed a hand on her shoulder and told her he was joking as they began to walk out of the church compound.
Chidimma wasn't happy, she was certain she was the first to declare her intention to run for his office, she could not understand how her twin just jumped into an early lead without campaign. She will not let her rig this election, she thought. He asked for a sit out. When they were sitting at Appeteez fast food, along Nnebisi road, Asaba, Badoh ordered for chicken lap and Vita milk. He also urged them to take anything of their choice. He counted 5k from his wallet and gave it to Dumex to pay on the counter and also bring the food to their table after taking their orders.
When Dumex left, Dimma saw her chance for one last rigging before her twin returned. "Are you sure you can differentiate between us?" She asked cynically.
"Yes, Dimma, I'm very sure." He answered.
"Because you seem not to notice that you've been talking-to the wrong girl, maybe because we're identical," she suggested slyly.
"Wrong girl? How do you mean?" He asked feigning ignorance.
"I'm the one you smiled at in the church, you don't seem to remember that. Na so you wan take abandon a sister after preamble?" She asked forcing him to smile. He could see that he was in form. Letting Dimma do the talking. Thinking it was her idea.
"You're funny, but I didn't forget. That's why it's your sister that's buying the food, so we could talk. I'm giving her attention so she won't tell your father that you're talking to a boy." He said smiling. His smile made her melt. "Oh, okay. I understand now." She said. But she did not understand.
"Can we see by 9.30am tomorrow? I will be leaving for school next tomorrow." He asked her. She liked the idea. Finally, time alone with Badoh, she could only imagine the crazy things she will do to this fine boy, or retrospectively, him to her. Just about then, Dumebi began to walk back to their table with a tray of food and drinks. They quickly decided to keep the details of the conversation and arrangement private, away from the hearing ears of Dumex.
She arranged the food on the table as they gist on a host of topics trending in their streets and Asaba. They also talked about his alleged broken relationship with Rose, and the rumors about him bleeping her elder sister Vivian. He took the opportunity to clarify that he never actually had a relationship with Roseline but who believes that anyway. They left there at about 7.40pm in the evening.

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By the next day, Badoh had ensured he fixed a time when his parents will be absent from home. The only blood relatives in the house was his sister, who was in her room as usual reading novels. He took his breakfast early knowing that to eat a pussycat is different from eating food.
At about 9.20am that morning, Chidimma arrived his house. Getting pass the gate is always easy, after all, Badoh's father was a man of the people. He ushered her into the parlour where she sat watching film - Lion King - on the big television on cable. When he was through with what he was doing, he joined her on the chair sitting on the handle.
"How is your sister?" He asked her. "She's fine. You didn't ask me how I am, you are asking of her." She jealously said forming vex. But he pecked her head instead, petting her. "I can see you are fine already, infact beautiful," he said bribing her with compliment and eying her seductively. She smiled feeling superior.
"Where did you tell her you were going?" He continued.
"I didn't tell her anything. I just told her I'm going out by 9.30am, after all she was also preparing to go out by 10.00am." She said trying to implicate her twin in the eyes of Badoh. "Where did she say she was going?" He asked curiously.
"I didn't ask jor, I didn't want her to use it as opportunity to be asking me the same question. Besides, maybe she's going to see one of her boyfriends." She said accusingly.
"Did you go to see your boyfriend too?" He asked her lustfully licking his lips.
"It depends, I'm I going to have a good time.?" She replied with a question mark corruptly painted green white green. Badoh removed her red Nike facecap, which she wore for disguise and dropped it on the centre table. He kissed her lips, picking the upper lip first then stops. "Let's go to my room." He ordered and she hurriedly followed him. When they were in the room, they started kissing again, it was about 10.05am when there was a knock on his room door.
He stopped kissing Dimma, "who is it?" Badoh asked.
"It's Chukwudumebi." She answered.
Dimma looking at Badoh in awe whispered, "Dumebi, my sister."


I hope this update compensates for my absence...?

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 4:52pm On Dec 03, 2017
Am back now o
So sooooo sorry for d delay guys
Update coming shortly
Politics / Roland Nwanze: The Umuehea God Sent Son, Turning Home To London by badohemmy(m): 4:37pm On Dec 01, 2017
Encomiums have kept pouring in over the decision of a son of Ibusa to singlehandedly turn his village Umuehea into 'a small London', and so far he has not failed with countless projects ongoing at the moment, and even much more to come.
Umuehea village is a community in the town of Ibusa, in Delta State, it is safe to say it is among the smallest villages in the town and least developed too, but all that seem to have changed lately. For instance, it is worth noting that every corner of Umuehea has street light which has been working at 100% every night over the last couple of years. However, the surprise is that this development does not come from the government or politician, but from a philanthropist.
Roland Nwanze, the Director of Rolitex Limited which was founded approximately twenty three years ago in London, has done what many thought were impossible. The philanthropist recently made it clear that he had absolutely no intention of running for any political position, either now or anytime in the future, his only intention is to turn his village into a small London.
"I dislike politics with division, hate, intimidation, oppression or witch-hunt," he said recently. "I do not want my name used or entangled in politics. People must be allowed the freedom of expression, and competition, be allowed to strive, as these are fundamentals bedrock of a civilised society." He further emphasised on his one interest. He said he was only interested in turning his village into a small London.
Some projects completed and ongoing include, but not limited to; Streetlights, grading of about 15 roads, buying of electric poles, high tension wires and transformer, building of gate, repairing of road at Umuehea Bye Pass, building of culverts and drilling (2) / repairing (1) of 3 boreholes which supply free water to the people of the community.
In addition to that, the Chief Executive Officer of Rolitex Limited has also been a huge plus to the town. Universalreporter1 gathered that he contributed numerous poles in the cause of restoring Ibusa light. He is also said to be behind the patrolling of the town by Police, as well as empowerment of youths like buying music instrument for Nwa-One and bikes for others.
The fact that he has done all of these with very little fanfare is amazing. Imagine that more of our big (rich) men will put back their wealth in their communities and people, then the development would be unquantifiable. The kind of competition which everyone would welcome is the type where every well to do individual will strive to better his local community. Therefore we salute the real estate guru, and admire his courage.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:44am On Dec 01, 2017
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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:38am On Dec 01, 2017
Continuation...

Dumebi was so provoked by her sister's apparent "lack of maturity" and shut her down immediately. "O GIRL, chill na," Dumebi said. Dimma was angry at her sister's reaction but choose not to address her bleep up while still in church.
Before long, the evening Mass ended. People began moving for the exits, except a few who still had special petitions to God, like Badoh. He sat quietly like he was saying "oh God, your son is here, send me." Instead, it was a ploy to give himself time to take his next step, which is surprise. At first the twin waited, but finally Dumebi dragged Dimma along with her outside.
"Why don't you just grow up." Dumebi lambasted Dimma when they were outside.
"See this pretender? Abeg don't form that Innocent Idibia for me, because we know that even 2face is not innocent," she blew hot.
"So is that why you should let the whole world know that you are dying for the guy?" Dumebi querried.
Badoh who could see the crowd thin out outside, stood up, he walked through the middle of the church and took an exit door different from the one the twin used. Since he knew where they were standing, he didn't want them to see him until when it was perfect.
"See Dumex, don't form for me, as if I don't know that you're crushing for him too. Holy Maria, pray for us." Dimma said eying her and hissing long and hard.
"And so? At least I'm not behaving like a child about it," Dumebi said and turned to walk away only to see Badoh standing in front of her.
"Ejime, how far?" Badoh asked them.

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Literature / Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:35am On Dec 01, 2017
Dumebi was so provoked by her sister's apparent "lack of maturity" and shut her down immediately. "O GIRL, chill na," Dumebi said. Dimma was angry at her sister's reaction but choose not to address her bleep up while still in church.
Before long, the evening Mass ended. People began moving for the exits, except a few who still had special petitions to God, like Badoh. He sat quietly like he was saying "oh God, your son is here, send me." Instead, it was a ploy to give himself time to take his next step, which is surprise. At first the twin waited, but finally Dumebi dragged Dimma along with her outside.
"Why don't you just grow up." Dumebi lambasted Dimma when they were outside.
"See this pretender? Abeg don't form that Innocent Idibia for me, because we know that even 2face is not innocent," she blew hot.
"So is that why you should let the whole world know that you are dying for the guy?" Dumebi querried.
Badoh who could see the crowd thin out outside, stood up, he walked through the middle of the church and took an exit door different from the one the twin used. Since he knew where they were standing, he didn't want them to see him until when it was perfect.
"See Dumex, don't form for me, as if I don't know that you're crushing for him too. Holy Maria, pray for us." Dimma said eying her and hissing long and hard.
"And so? At least I'm not behaving like a child about it," Dumebi said and turned to walk away only to see Badoh standing in front of her.
"Ejime, how far?" Badoh asked them.

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