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Dis guy is fool n too desperate 4 him 2 gv out his discharge certificate 4 jst 300k. U can get 300k within 3 mnths if u're lucky 2 get a gud job wit ur discharge certificate. Me no too pity u jor

Jst kil him?... R u human? R u 4rm mars? Polygamy is accepted in my own part of d world, 1 of d few benefits of being an african

So wat if amigoz is tripin 4 me

No.1 paper weight is negligible in oda word it has no weight.
No.3 d Dr is d boy grandpa

So wat if licking pu.ss.y is my hobby

Any batch a 2013 corps memba in bauchi can kol me on 08067090985. Lukin 4ward 2 meet y'all... Reet xpecially

Abeg wen n where will d camping 4 bauchi corpers be?

DIG1: she said she dont want to ve kids, n u r thinking sometin else. As a man, I dont want kids, dats d reason I dont think of getting married. So wat r u thinking abt me? Wateva u think shld b ur cup of tea.

u can't do... Lol

totalbaby: I'm not married because of my career and want to be financially stable first, don't want to be dependent on a man.

if u continue lyk dis it maybe very difficult 4 u 2 get a man... Jst sayin

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Na wa o!

I beg to differ on that.

I love being Nigerian. Infact, I just can't get enough of being Nigerian and I miss my motherland like mad! [/quote]U are abroad now... Why won't u luv being a nigerian? Tnk ur God say u no b kpako

991: 7) Chief is inside the car, armed robbers attack and shot at chief, the bullet won't open a hole nor break the door-glass but will kill chief inside the car. 4th dimensional-bullet.

Chief whine down him glass... U no dey tnk abi r u a learner?

DrummaBoy: I would probably have studied theology in a reputable seminary in the US
but I thank God for studying elect engr in ABU

An ABU student is ahead of u... Naturally

NnamdiN: Someone must have dissed her for not being able to spell "letter"

She no go skul nah... Bt she's usin her personal natural resources wella

OmolodMilkman93: na quarel? Abi one of una dey facially challenged?

Her hubby ova worwor sotey she fit kil herself if she luk lyk him

Sijo01: Will Seun declear free garri for one week if 1million members's actualized.??

Hungary pikin... Elebi oshi

berem: Ogusbaba don turn female. wonders shall never end.

the man must be a weakling. the woman na real hitler. but i can't imagine fighting because of a man. No man is worth it at all.

Not even your husband

Damselnoni: guys pls u guys should stop dis muslim and christain stuff,even if u like go mosalashi and churchi every hour if ur mind no pure/love ur naighbour u no go enter kingdom.let love our selves and there wil b peace,if u b eriwoya,christain,muslim and others i love u all,and no matter wat tribe u are i wil show u love cuz u are all my sisters and brothers

Liar

Sweetlemon: I won't be wearing mine till a month to the wedding. After the dates have been fixed

It depends on your guy sha... Bt dat decision may make d guy neva tok 2 u abt marriage

DANILSA: WHY DE HELL SHOULD A MAN BE COMMITTING FORNICATION FOR 4 YEARS? THE MAX SHOULD BE 1YEAR BUT PREFERABLY 3-6 MONTHS, I NEVER ALLOWED MY SISTERS WEAR ENGAGEMENT RING, SO WHAT THEY DO IS WEAR IT IF THE GUY IS COMING AND LATER PUT IT IN THE WALLET.

Vry bad role model... U teach ur sisters to trick their life partner to be. Vry shameful act

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nkemmu: To me only village gurls wear dat ring.wats d essence?you can be engage in your mind jare.wats this wearing for?

Verily i say unto you, u are a vilage girl... U no knw as e dey go

ItsModella: errm...Kim, by miles sef..

Kilomode e mo

annastacie: sixth to comment praise God

Wen u go get sense?

kemmeye: love the fourth one. was like waaat

So you are that gurl

JOYCEOUS: U dnt nid 2 ask. C ya nem nah. BADOOOOO

U no well

Why is it that sex is the first thing i see... Is sumtin wrong wit me?

ogugua88: [size=13pt]The most romantic statement you can tell a woman is an honest "I love you". [/size]

How will you knw honest i love you from dishonest one... It'll be easy 2 b your guy ooo... Stress free wit enof cheating

Sweetlemon: The most romantic thing a guy ever told me was "I'm going crazy with the urge to take you now and here. But I'm not sure I will still like you this much after having sex with you cos sex is no big deal to me. So I'm going to wait till I buy a bed"

Cheii!!! This your guy dull ooo... Are u still together?

So not funny

No 4 rule rock!!! Op you are mad infact u r a dumbass

Jasmine Jetz: Chop which money? My village ancestors forbid you! Amen!

Kpako but your best sport na golf... Who u dey form for?