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What's with this Nairaland beach party flooding here?

Please friends, any info about the clearance date for we new guys?

nani667:
Very Fraudulent Basterds....

you guys should just refrain from recharging with this Code - *888*PIN# , they will steal your Airtime

Hehehe you got 'em there, another scam from another planet! MTN badt gannn

Monogamy:
Bro, I had tasted real love before and I know how it felt.. Just that it is hard to find real person these days

I believe you'll definitely meet the woman that soothes you with time. So for you to find the right woman you have to let go of the past events, and come out of your closet, good and virtuous women still abound around us, you just have to look closer.

So from your write-up, its clear that you're are not a gynophobia, you just haven't met the woman of your taste.

AntiNigerian:
OK o! Goodluck with your life and may the forces guide you!

Hehe starwar fan! may the force be with you too, to the poster@monogamy, if you'd found joy in your solitary lifestyle and you're happy with the life then what else? To me women/ladies are not for me, I'm a recluse and I derives joy in that, if you don't choose a right lady, then you just get into one hell of a life, so take your time to get the best of them, anyway I'm not in any relationship, to me relationship sucks! So I might not give you the best of advice.
I wish you the best sir.

JideSM:
Hi BaEnk, so sorry for the inconvenience. You can text STOP to 9004, or 9005, 38425, 38428 to opt out. I wish to also inform you that I currently run a thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1379574/mtn-customer-care-thread where issues like this can be referred to for assistance. Regards

Thanks so much! I never knew that such thread exists.

KingEbukasBlog:
Alright then

You claimed different concepts of God was created by the elites to control the masses . And I asked you to show me which masses the deistic concept of God is supposed to control . And I also reminded you that the classical deists were no elites .

So please respond

Okay,
Firstly I never mentioned masses, I said frail minds, unless you think that's what I meant, or that frail minds equates masses.
So having said that, by asking that which masses the destic concept of God suppose to control, I believe that we are on the same term that God is just a concept, moreover the elites I was referring were not deist, rather a theist. Sorry this is coming late, I have been busy here.

gidimasters:
Customer dada ni

Abi Hehe, yeye ni won

KingEbukasBlog:
Please oo which masses does the deist concept of God wants to control ?

And by the way the classical deists were not elites .

Limiting God to religion is idiotic .

I didn't limit my scope of god to religion only, bwtween you can ask me questions sir without disrespect and I would respond.

These guys have been sending me series of hilarious and nonsensical text messages lately, still wondering while they chose me for these horrible things, seriously I dey tire for MTN NG, it just that I can let my SIM go, I'd be getting like 30-40 of 'em daily, this one really got me laughing for a while, and I want you guys to see it too.

johnydon22

I can see that today is your birthday bro, I wish you more successful years ahead. Happy birthday.

God is created by humans, reason why he's got different versions.

God don't exist anywhere, Its a tool created by the elites to control and subdue the frail minds.

April 11, I'm so a recluse

UselessAfonjas:
Why You Should Never Marry A Yoruba Girl

Some people can be so stupid! You don't have to show your stupidity to the whole world!

Awori isn't an ethnic group, it a subgroup or tribe of the Yorubas, we can't refer to the Egbas, Ijebus, Ekitis, Akokos etc as an ethnic group.

So that's an error!

I once saw that thing moving over our fence, I was scared like hell, but sadly no one was around to kill it.

But bro you try oh, this kain thing I no fit near am talkless of touching or eating it. I salute your courage Sir!

You're not Freemandave, my lost brother , who are you?
I like your posts.

Hehe funny memes, so memes have took the place of the phone's image? @Poster

This is not meant to be an insult to any organisation or group of people.
Even though I'm small in age, many of you might say that I still lacks reasoning or probably too childish, but I still gotta make my point.

For years we've practised our traditional believes until the advent of the Europeans and the Arabians, they brought in their different set of believes and got us bundled into the shackles they've made, of course they knew that we wouldn't be able to handle the new religion effectively, through that they found our weakness and inculcated into our mind the new world religions, over the years religion has caused more problem than solution it proffers, submerging our society into chaos and suspense among different religion bodies, yet their society booms while ours is journeying back in time, reason for this is because they never took religion serious why we can kill our mother for having a different opinion bout our choice of worship, so sad.

We are the direct opposite of our 'enlightners', we are wicked, crude, backstabbers, hypocrites, thieves, liers etc! If we still sworn with sango or Ogun today maybe we would have been better of!

In conclusion I'm neither a pagan nor a believer of any god/s, I stand with no religion sect, I only wish we could have an utopia society where everything booms and your punishment are really weighed according to your deeds, society with good moral standing and sincere beings who love each other and care for one another.
Thanks.

olatuns2016:
if you work in bank (esp in one of d banks mentioned) you will recognized that this is a prophecy (warnings) especially if u ar a bread winner, so u have to pray so that retrenchment wont be ur portion in 2017.....its a warning, it might occur every year but if u pray against it it wont b ur portion.....motor accident(4 a driver) occurs every year how come some have not experience accident all der life...u think is luck?

So if I prayed and fast and at the end of the day I still got retrenched, its an act of God right? Please guys let's be realistic, all these G/god are just some people's art, I mean no offence to any religion. Concerning the accident, that's is not a logical example, imagine this, can all human die at a time even though dealth is imminent?

Interested! How to?

Trustdee:
Hello Friends

Just like the title says... i want to sell off my 40USD worth of bitcoin.

I need money asap !

How much please, I have interest?

I love our cultures in Nigeria!

Adesiji77:
Prophecy or Predictions?

Mere predictions hehe.

Without any computer modelling or simulations, I can compile my own 'prophesy' for the next two years, and this is no boasting.

These guys will just be making predictions that even a secondary school pupil can make based on current indices and called it prophesy, yet they won't be affirmative. Any way kudos to any one that believe those nonsense.

Fayose should just keep quiet with due respest, I'm not sure he's aware of the amount of hunger caused by boko haram.

Any one admitted to study physics or Engr. Physics here?

NaijaTechGuy:
dial *559*2# to check your bonus

Please what tariff plan are you on? I'm on xtrapro

NaijaTechGuy:
dial *559*2# to check your bonus

I saw this, was I given?

I just subscribed this evening @1000 for 1.5g, I saw this late