Seanpoe:
Boss... Did you get a good mechanic?
I need to do some work on my wife's RDX.

Have you been able to get a good mechanic for the RDX?

what should artistes like Pasuma and co now do? with almost all danfo buses having their pictures on.

Here's mine

echobazz:
Econometrics

operation research(opr)

project evaluation

These courses are too tough to joke with,only economics graduates will know what i am talking about.

Piece of cake for Statistics students, blasted extreme A's in those ones. That useless Real Analysis and Abstract Algebra, may thunder continue to fire your asses mehn.

ahmedkoded95:
2. Professor Akinwunmi Isola

Professor Akinwunmi Isola was a lecturer at Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife. He became a professor in 1991. Isola is a playwright, actor and scholar and is proud of the Yoruba culture.

No, No, Akinwunmi Isola was a Lecturer in The Premier University, The University of Ibadan, Ibadan.

thesicilian:
They met him in the palace. Thought he'd be busy traveling round the world.

Don't you know he is an Orisa, a diety? He can be in more than one place at at time.

Make i siddon here first

nnokwa042:
Una dey enjoy sun for naija cold dey wire me for vienna

Ahaa! Come back home nah, abi your shii dey buried for Austria ni?

oyeb15:
Nice move. Since he didn't pick his family member , I credit him for that. The Church is founded by God through a Yoruba man and the Yoruba will always lead it no matter how those people try to package their anointing.

..."no matter how those people try to package their anointing".

Looking for epic comments, responses even to the outright dunce ones, come to Nairaland but guy, there's some comical talent lurking in those words of yours.

Since problem is solved, bros on a lighter mood, swimming pool go easy to build for ya house oh.

naija babes

oya nah

Bolustic:
What does a building in Abeokuta's Business district has to do with Amosun? Does it look like his personal building? The buiding belongs to Ogun state and it's gonna fetch the state some revenue when it is finally rented out.

Whatever you're not sure of don't say, that tall building does not belong to the state government, even the second building you need to know that almost one year was spent constructing "underground" without anything coming above ground level. Ask Abeokuta peeps, especially those who ply housing corp area in Ibara Estate.

I'd rather say, "black belt in painting".

edoziebobbyyahoocom:

Dude season 6 haba nw!

Shuu! Dey there, Season 6 is live oh. Oxygen TV Series mehn.

kennygee:
The devil is attacking marriages now more than ever. If you check the statistics, 7 out of 10 women are the bread winners of their homes. Maybe due to the economy, women are working now or doing businesses to support their family.

Is this a bad thing? No its not. But I think the duties of a man is what makes him the Head of the family. How can a woman totally submit to a man whose bills she is paying? Isn't it better she bought herself a d!ldo or became a single parent?

If the woman isn't submitting, is the marriage being worth called one? If you check the reasons behind some marital issue, money is not far from it.

Men need to wake up to their duties and responsibilities because we have more women these days becoming men since men are neglecting their duties.

May God help us.

Feminist alert, many men are awake, it's just that many-a-ladies are using bottom power or the feminine property to pick available ones (jobs) even at a difficult time like this.

I am married, have a job and my wife too but if I did not, she'd still respect me as the man, and I respecting her as the woman. Any woman doing otherwise actually loves the situation and prefers it remains that way, the proud woman she is.

Please my people, what's the solution to the situation of thieves gaining easy access to houses through the ceiling of inlet verandas and the likes. I don't like total covering with burglaries hence my asking, thanks.

Sure na

onatisi:

If you followed the last elections ,you will remember how tinubu was desperate for the vice presidential ticket and he was championing the muslim/muslim ticket .the rejection of this by saraki and atiku was what made tinubu to cave in and present osinbajo at the very last minute . He knew the sick dullard was most likely not to last. We raised these issues then before the elections ,that why present a sick 75 yrs old retired farmer for the presidency when there are tens of vibrant younger northerners capable of doing the job. Fayose raised this issue too that apc was taking a big gamble with what was able to plunge the nation into crisis.

Don't make this an issue of choice between APC and PDP, if you've followed events in this country properly, you'd know that running for presidency was not forced on Buhari, he was determined to see that happen in his lifetime, so it did eventually. Whoever chose to support/vote him should be spared any "we've said or Fayose warned" kinda statement, EVEN IF such a person is a Nostradamus and knew Bubu would die.

onatisi:

Not the north but the whole nation is about to witness another power tussle. I really hate to say this but I think the north is damm too stupid to be trusted with power. Twice now they have presented dying sick old men as presidential candidates, I raised this issue that why is it that obj always presents and supports dying sick old northerners anytime it is time for the north to present a presidential candidates. Shagari,yar adua and buhari were all actively supported by obj and all were weak men.

Well, I also give some level credence to the Jagaban-Buhari to Osinbajo conspiracy, however, let's think, Obasanjo was Obasanjo's greatest supporter, he is old as well, why did Obasanjo not die? If he supported Yar A'dua and now he supported Buhari, I'd simply just conclude that shit happens.

Abi? Is politics not a dirty business

henrydadon:
arik air sabi delay eh..but they are still the cheapest ..so I dnt blame them..well me I like arik air

Shows you don't fly, Arik ain't the cheapest, as a matter of fact it's the costliest airline.

FKO81:

Oba of GIDI disgracing Nigerians in London, Nwokem what do we call this royal MUMU?


Oba Of Lagos Pictured Eating Bread On The Streets Of London

I would have answered this same way if it was an Igwe; eating bread on the streets of London shows he sends nobody and for real only big boys do that. Whatever noble thing I deem fit to do in Naija is fit anywhere in the world. I no dey form oh, Zuckerberg's just like me.

gartamanta:



5.0 GPA? Means this guy rarely has a 'B'. This guy is something else

5.0 CGPA means he never had a B, getting one B amounts to at most, a CGPA of 4.999999... and as we all know, CGPA is never rounded up in approximation.

Aviero:
They made GREAT movies back in the day. They are also good actors. Very good.

Watched movies like: The gods are dead, Once upon a time, Perilous Times, Back to Zero Point, Apoti Eri, Isawuru, amongst others. Some of the scenes are still fresh in my memory. Glory days!

They did real good stuffs. God bless them.

No movie like Isawuru, it rather Agbara Nla.

Blood matter no be my concern

olumorstan:

A dollar is 310,multiply it with 50k

My guy you're wrong, please be current. Naira is 198.89 basically 199 to the USD.

You can go to http://coinmill.com/NGN_USD.html?USD=1#USD

Check for yasef.

I'm not saying top politicians are innocent of these accusations, we all also need to be aware of the fact that many individuals despite being in big government positions (yes it naturally pays big in Naija), have personal businesses and are quite successful enough to afford these luxuries, Ajimobi for example has a history with the oil sector in the United States.
At least the name "Kola-Daisi" should ring a bell, her father-in-law is also wealthy and influencial.

Cut her some bit of slack, it could be her sweat, her father's, Kola Daisi family's or Oyo State people's sweat.