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dodoatirice:
Shade hit first verry very cool

preshman22:
Na just play we dey play na

Wetin concern you sef

Bukolaberry:
I made that comment on a lighter note, and I will not appreciate such from you again, in as much as this is a faceless forum you don't have the right to reply in that manner and moreover I never mentioned you.

Bukolaberry:
it's our in-built battery.

dodoatirice:
I’m here now. Bought a venza for my woman.


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collinometricx:
send it to ur Da.d

NoGirlfriend:
pls take ya medicine... u be alright!

dodoatirice:
A typical example of Baba

collinometricx:
Ur PA.pa

collinometricx:
and u think u are okay?

NoGirlfriend:
xo u quoted the whole tori just for dis?

dodoatirice:
Finally, I returned to Baba’s coven on the morning of the 8th day. Nor be small thing. My life for seven days was something i never prayed to go through again. I asked baba what was next and a dead body was waiting for me in the room (Baba always paid the morgue attendant a lump some every time so he could transport a dead body back and forth lowkey for him. Didn’t take long i was locked inside the room with it i was to Bleep a way for another 3 days. The person they brought, somebody’s mother, she looked as white as death and her eye lids was closed shit. Her breasts was cold in my mouth and the ice that once preserved the body from the morgue had melted leaving tiny bits of water on the surface of the skin. Rubbed the ointment Baba always provided on my dick and laced the corpse cunt with it and plugged into the now moist cold insides of the corpse. 3 days of that torment and i was out and ready to go back and try to cash out the tax i paid. Now the rules had changed, i cashed out mysteriously every damn day. Suddenly I’d need to withdraw a substantial sum of money everyday and go out and made sure i spent everything and returned home empty handed. I had to make sure i spent everything and not return with a single penny or else (doomsday).


Baba and his gods then switched up my plot. This time i had to stop bombing as i was already neck deep in shit that my level had upgraded. My cashouts were spiritually aided in the yahoo way. But I had to put an end to bombing clients for money baba told me it won’t be needed. This particular day, Baba asked me to drop my laptop on-top of the devil. (Ori esu - a stone somewhere in the corner of the room that had seen decades of palm oil bath.) no more bombing. That night, i say blindfolded in the middle of the room and baba fed me beef (it wasn’t Jago’s but this one was fresh) i ate the flesh with all the mixture in the pot, then baba removed the blindfold, led me through the back and gave me a sponge and soap. Baba’s intel was I’d bath the soap and as soon as i was done, a spirit would appear and bring me big bags of cash. I was to exchange my sponge for the bags. I did the bath and i could see about 4 dirty sacks of cash some distance from me. I looked ahead and the corpse i slept with was standing and looking at me in disgust i threw the sponge in her direction and she wasn’t there anymore even the sponge.

I inspected the bags and dollars damn. All four of it. I carried the bags and Baba led the way back to his coven. Inside his hit, i was checking the bills over and over, mint notes in $100 bills.




Money came like that once in two days. Like, i always bath the soap every 2days. And the dead woman appeared and brought money every two days. Baba already informed me that sometimes she’d come with the money and try to engage me but I shouldn’t pay attention to whatever antics she brought with the money.in one of her visits after she appeared, she called me out.

“Kilode to je kin sun re?
Otun wan shemi nishekushe
Otun wan ni mi lare

(Then she pointed to the money she brought

Eru yi ti poju fun mi
Shi oju anu e womi”


“Why wouldn’t you allow me to sleep in peace
You’re even abusing the body i was occupied in my former life
I’m in pains
This load is too much for me
Please have mercy (she pleaded)”

Baba’s intel was to ignore her, so on numerous occasions she’d bring throw it at me but i always left her ignored.

The money that She brought, i had to spend it and give it all away in two days before my next bath and sponge for money exchange. She always brought more than enough but in two days i had to ball it all away. So i fit dey one club now, and i go dey sort bills for 3 or 4 other clubs wey my niggas dey. Like four hypeman for four different club go dey shout my name say i dey ball but na one club i dey. Me and my niggas go carry plenty babes, lodge for expensive hotel, chop expensive dishes, I could afford all the drugs my niggas wanted and in excess, i fit dey this hotel now, and i fit book all the whole rooms and sleep inside just one.

dodoatirice:
I just dey my house dey flex jeje o, the Lg soundbar filled my space with trap music (trap ni monje ni time yen, around 6pm oh, my gate guy had gone to see his people for the weekend and i had decided not to go anywhere till the next day So that left only me in the whole Duplex. I was very relaxed that day and on the sofa i say my laptop sat next to me as i was using my mac to play songs and at the same time reply text messages in my google voice number. The house was designed ina way that The lounge (sitting room) was downsatairs same as the kitchen but all the rooms (master bed and other rooms say upstairs). Bivtch don’t kill my vibe na so i hear loud crash upstairs. Wetin be that one, i ascended the flight of stairs that led to the uper rooms and as soon as i completed the flight up the connection of stairs, i figured the sound came from inside my room which was the master bed. I came fave to face with my bedroom door and tried to grab the door handle when the handle twisted itself and the door gave way like someone had opened it from behind. So that action i wanted to initiate that completed itself just left me dazed. I just stood there frozen, amd i could see inside my room but didn’t go inside yet. Something then brought me back to reality with a start. Downsatirs, the 24savage track that i was enjoying before stoped right in the middle of the 3 minute long song which made me throw a-glance downstairs and this time the Tv had shut off same as the soundbar. I turned to face the former situation that left me dazed which was my damned bedroom door opening by itself but this time it had shit itself. Door wey close by itself because say i look downstairs in a split. Yeeh. Wetin be this. I ran down the flight of stairs, and tried to open unbolt the door of the main entrance that led to outside my compund where my bloddy cars were packed, i tried and tried to unlock this door by twisting the door handle, it kept twisting but it didn’t open. This time i had been sweating profusely. Then the power to the entire building cut and the lister generator still stayed on but inside was dark and quiet. I froze on the spot expecting the inevitable. Then i head sounds in the kitchen like someone was looking for probably a cutlery. Or something like that. The lightd in the kitchen suddenly came on and turned of simultaneously like someone was in there playing with the light switch. This went on for anout 2 minites then stoped. Everywhere dark again. Then my bedroom door flunged open again upstairs and I’m telling you someone called my name from above asking me to give me back his meat.

“Joor bami gbe eran mi
Aran ni mi
Maje kin binu si e
Bami gbe eran mi”

“Please give me back my meat
I’m feeling alot of uneasiness
No make me vex for you
Give me my meat”

As soon as i heard that, it took another 5 minites of silence and me having my heart in my mouth. Then the light restored and the music that was playing before resumed from where it stopped. I swear, the door to the main building then unlocked by itself. Them no tell me, i know say i set new world record for relay with the race wey i pick. Na that day i know say, if something wey pass you pursue you, you go jump fence wey electric wire dey.


Note: anticipate my next work 2022