₦airaland Forum

Okanokan:
Nope! You are not correct, even a Lizard will defeat Buhari in 2019. However, Pdp has capable hands talk of Mallam Shekarau, Gen Aliyu Gusau, Senator Maikarfi, Sule Lamido, Gov Shema, Aliyu Babangida, Nuhu Ribadu and the irrpresible Ayo Fayose(Conscience of the Nation) and a host of others, too numerous to mention here. Buhari and Apc represent the classical case of how not govern a nation.

Joke of the day. Ribadu was not even on the reserve bench last time he contested. Sule Lamido may have being raped twice by 2019 in Jail. Fayose will be writing 10 reasons to vote Buhari by 2019.
Northerners will ask for account also from those Governors you mentioned.
PDP is on a very long thing UNLESS THEY WILL CONVERT TINUBU AND BUHARI TO PDP, they are on to the future impossible.

Sunnynwa:
Stop spreading falsehoods mate. There was no strike when power plummeted to 0MW. Are you saying they went to strike for only 3 hours on that day?

I wonder how you guys get to be at peace with your consciences.

I do not know which day it is you got that mw. It is a well known fact that workers in the power generating, transmission and distribution sector are on strike. Is it not so mister mate?

Sunnynwa:
$ is selling for 320 naira now, it has never happened before in Nigeria.

We generated 0MW of electricity under this regime, it's never happened before.

Point of correction, Electricity workers went on strike and there was no light. Airport workers union in Germany went on strike and Lufthansa could not generate a single seat for departing passengers. Please look at the whole picture and don't misinform other after misleading yourself.

Federal Government is popular workers are paid the salaries all over the federation and vanguard is unhappy. Indeed the Federal Government's gesture buttress the argument that if it were the PDP days there would have been no money by now.

theV0ice:
I believe it'll be a combination of Sheriff/Fayose

That's a winning team anytime

sammyj:
Fayose should be tagged as the potential failure of the future. I believe PDP made their usual mistake !!

The day the PDP selected Sheriff as party chairman was when the made Buhari more popular election wise in the north. The day that party put forward Sheriff and Fayose for the presidency that is when they will lose the west and the east. The Niger Delta will vote depending on Buhari's performance.
Politically and election wise PDP will bury it's head in the send with such a choice. Anyway I think this is a Nairaland thread that ought to be in JOKES.

merahki:
Hi
We heard a tres disturbing news from my village in Igboland yesterday. Farmers are complaining that Fulani cattle take wild romps in their farms, and eat akidi and groundnuts...they no longer feed on grass . This raises the serious concern of hunger/famine among the farming population. These poor subsistence farmers eat these crops. A few sell their extra. What happens when their groundnout and akidi crops form the special diet of cows?
Seriously, we have to leave all pretensions aside, there is serious trouble in this land. Everybody should send word home to our ancestral lands...they would learn that the "golden untouchables" are there, playing with grass and feeding on cocoyam and okro!!!
Something needs to be done, and fast.
I am sorry,( really not sorry) but encountering a group of people (different looks, language and lifestyle) in my ancestral home would feel like mind rape to me. For them to live and breed there forever would just be "alu". Really so wrong.
That grazing bill must be shut down
That, or we all must learn a new culture- living without beef...until we can get them around our lands, and not from the Fulani herdsmen.
Okay
Do we not have governors, senators and HORs again? Why the whimpers? Why not roar? Hai!

Una dey farm groundnut?

Damn you wrote a thesis. I have plenty opinions to write, when I am done o will respond if it won't derail the thread

Eluwilussit:
Where have you been hiding my friend? Well, if you think I am wrong, just answer these simple questions: which region controls the forex black market? Which region does most of the importation?

Bakila, this not the time to sound or appear politicallycorrect. If you remember very well, I didn't hide my feelings about Buhari before elections. I pointed out how he favored the north, while trying to cripple the south. He has always being a bigot and has never done anything without bias.

Look at his appointments. What did you say when he made the 95% and 5% comment? Hundreds of Shi'ite muslims were massacred by this government. I didn't hear from you. Agatu was massacred, what did pmb say? Enugu has been on fire, yet the fulani herdmen still roam with their AK47 and nothing concrete is being done.

Pmb banned most of the things ordinary Nigerians use to make ends meet but we are importing grass from Brazil for fulani cattle. Are those cattle owned by FG or the masses? They are owned by some hausa-fulanis. Why should FG use our common resources to provide grazing lands in each state for fulanis and their cattle?
Does the FG provide shops or spaces for other Nigerians to carry out their businesses?

My friend, I don't pretend. I will keep saying it as I see it, till every Nigerian is treated equally. There is no way I will be convinced that the forex palaver is not intended to favour the north at the expense of the rest of the country. Buhari is first a Northern President. He even said that the reason he chose more northerners is because he knows them better and is more comfortable with them. What does that tell you? What does that make him? Is there any national consideration in most things this pmb has done so far?

Please Bakila, don't pretend like all is well in our dear country. It is not. There is so much favoritism, nepotism and bigotry.

What did you say about the Abuja DSS report on Abia and the purported fulani 5? DSS warned Nigerians about killing fulanis but turn the other way when fulanis kill others. Really? The Northern Elders advised pmb to deal ruthlessly with IPOB and massob. Service chiefs are in bayelsa to stop oil vandals but herdsmen roam about with lethal weapons, sacking one village after the other and our dear saint pmb has not addressed the issue.

Don't worry about my sanity. When pmb does something good, I will applaud him. Like in BH case. He has done well. I am also with him in not devaluing the naira. Whether that's the right thing or not, I don't know but I am with him on that.

Abacha never stole from us! Hmmmmm! I am sure you know what I mean.

I am done with being politically correct. The truth is the only way we can build true nationalism. Not this hypocrisy and double standard.

Eluwilussit:
Who dey control black market forex? You people think that pmb is honest about the forex brouhaha. That poo is geared towards making more northerners richer over night.

Bros I thought you are way more intelligent for something this shallow. Do you have any relations in any of the states owing salary? They need more collective positive wailing to make Nigeria better, not this hate.

HaneefahRN:
Instead of idiotic tribalists to see past their noses and we all should hold the looters we call leaders responsible. They would rather start comparisons while all suffering from the effects of misrule and bad leadership.

Funny some will claim PhD, it's obvious such fellows cheated their way through exam malpractice.

chinawapzy:
I owe one person money I go refer him to nairaland to check d list of states that is owing there workers

You made me ignore one fool's comment. Please show him.

Standing5:
Only a proper follow up of these criminals that will lead to heavy penalty for them will convince the doubting masses that BH is real and that Chibok ain't no scam. If they let them go again like it happened before then I will agree BH was heavily staged n that Chibok girls was a scam.

The new Sheriff in town does not tolerate that. You may end up serving a sentence for capital punishment if anyone let that happens now.

TellingItAsItIs:
Name checkers must be dissappointed.
Satan shame unto you.

Malizu? In truth name CHECKEES do cocaine, heroin and other aeroplane stuffs. This one na Igbbo.

Doyin2:
Stupidity!

How does this court case affect Buhari's focus on the economy.

If you are not aware,you are suffering and paying more now,because we neglected those that squandered our forex reserves and were ''focusing'' on the economy!

The high forex rate is as a result of dwindling forex income and reserves,worsened by high level looting of the treasury!

A lot of people on this forum need thorough education on what real economy is. You cannot fix the economy without fixing corruption(e.g.forgery and looting).Corruption is an integral part of the economy,I challenge any economy expert on this!


It is like telling a driver to keep focus on the windscreen,whilst discrediting the importance of side mirrors or the pedals!

So keep on 'focusing' on the economy whilst the forgers(A forger is a potential looter!) and looters keep on killing the same economy!


NONSENSE!

Bros, in Nigeria some PhDs dont care about such analysis. all they want is some huge accidental income in the region of $1m.

nairalander1516:
Seriously? 3 liters of vegetable oil, Wallets, No IDs, School Back packs? Haba this na confirm propaganda

No Shakau shooting into the air. No body in the video boasting and abusing Nigeria. This is display and run, without photo ownership. It is a lie jooor BH is defeated technically and realistically, if you are in Doubt ask the people of Mubi.

Please is this sauce sufficient for the aroma this ogbono soup is sending out.

Wealthy15:
Two hundred thousand.

Small for me

Keneking:
Has he refunded our money?

If PDP wants to survive and get one million vote, they should bring Jonathan / Lamido

He has not brought the money back to help repair the roads he will travel for campaigns. He wants to use his candidacy to claim witch hunting and suppression of opposition front runner. It will not work, he will vote the next presidential candidate of his choice from jail.

This pipo wan spoil our revolution. Politician should now it is better to deliver to the people long term, medium or short term because those who were signing your praises to high heavens will desert you once power transits. Party and Persons all should take lesson from this "smart" man.

Wailers how market? We never reach 2017, key PDP people dey take style befriend the APC small, indirectly and directly.

Wealthy15:
I need money.

Plenty or small

Wealthy15:
I need money.

Plenty of small

handie:
Raymond Dokpesi confessed to collecting money from the ONSA for PDP campaign adverts. Source: Jafaru Isa confessed that he received #170 million and actually returned #100 million with a promise to return d rest(dunno if he has done that) Source: Abba Dabo admits collecting 24 million Naira and Same was refunded to EFCC Bashir Yuguda confessed to collecting and sharing 600 million Naira of the arms money to six chairmen of
the Contact and Mobilisation Committee of the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). Source: . Tony Anenih accepts he collected 260 million Naira from Dasuki on the instruction of GEJ. Source: . And now this media report that Nenadi Usman has refunded part of what she collected.
Despite all these evidences, if you still believe the arms scandal is just media propaganda or a witch hunt of the opposition by the Buhari presidency, then I can only pray that God should dash u some sense

You have increased my blood pressure level. To think that when Dasuki was made NSA PDP chap celebrated him to help end BH. Nigerians did not know that they were looking for someone who is seemingly untouchable and hoped that the North will cry witch hunt. Alas he is in detention and Boko Haram's insurgency is coming to an end and the blue-blooded Dasuki is in detention.
Thank God the PDP government was confined to the dustbin.

MrPresident1:
China is the new power in the world.

The Yuan will replace the Dollar as the premier reserve currency for global trade when it is eventually backed with gold, China has been buying gold like demons for over two years now. Investors will prefer gold backed currency over fiat currency, and this choice will be the death of the petrol dollar.

Nigeria already signed a deal with China for free flow of Yuan into our economy, some of our reserves are already being converted to Yuan, away from Dollar. America allowed Nigeria to sign the deal, didn't they? They are all in cahoots

When the time comes, you will see it was a 'timely and most fortuituous' move.

Buhari will be hailed as our Jesus Christ

Sarcastically sarcasting yourself. One thing Nigerians are sure about is that PMB is trying to take Nigeria out of the woods Judas plung her into.

Irreplaceable48:
Thanks, d same way I wuld be fine and u have to think over yurz!!

Beautiful and elegant no need for that to come from you. Have a great weekend.

StOla:
So the summary of this tale is that Saraki really has no defence to the allegations, but he's hoping to weaken and corrupt the prosecutor and the tribunal chairman, using an old and limping SAN who happened to be their mentor?

Saraki was truly schooled in the art of the mafia.

Such a corrupt soul is a cancer to any society where they draw breath.

Some people can lie, and think that the falsehood can engender any form of confidence.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]That is just absolute rubbish...We have Iran and Saudi Arabia all wanting to ruin each other with crashing this price.....nobody will or wants to freeze output.[/color]

Almajiri1:
Allahu Arkbar!!!! Buhari no longer has excuses not to deliver Eldorado before 2019.We shall also note how much he would leave behind in the excess crude accounts.

Godswillnwaoma:
I pray the oil price hit 1 dollar per barrel or let Nigeria crude oil dry off so that our leaders will start thinking with their brain and diversify our economy.

Whether misapplied criticism, wailing, abobakuing, pain from the defeat of pdp or plain dumbness it does not stop the gain in making life easier for Nigeria, the current government and the people. Thank you for showing the very black colour of your bellies.

AZeD1:
Like the benefits of SAP?
Also can you list the benefits, short term and long term.

He will list nothing because he does not know. He seeks attention like a newly wed lizard.

Pavarottii:
Just the way GEJ ignored Ameachi. Never mentioned his name through out since ameachi defected to APSHIT.

And perfected GEJ's relocation to Otouke.

odikimi:
it will amount to a dog's play tutoring you, so let me allow you to be overwhelmed in your ignorance.
A Silk is talking about hearing is matter which is in court, u r here roaming about with calling order.

You need serious help from post election defeat shock.

odikimi:
pls what is the meaning of ENGROSSED, and what is the difference between silk and SAN

Mr ITK am waiting to hear from you on the meaning of "engrossed".

When you find the meaning of elevate and silk, then you do the elimination. Mr I know know.

It is pant not under pant.

odikimi:
Oh I get it, u mean Selekeowei was called in 1992 ?
kk then.
But that doesn't mean that other persons trial shouldn't be heard again.
I was in court yesterday and I witnessed cases being heard despite the fact that the A.G Akwa Ibom had matters.
The rules only talk about order of hearing and not that the court must short out other matters until a particular matter is heard in that court. u mean if Saraki's matter takes 1yr, no body will be given right of audience again, just because your people want him to be jailed quickly for challenging Tinubu a.k.a yellow teeth?

It is A G Akwa Ibom's decision. A senior advocate should not mention his matter before him.